Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Abortion until moment of birth is "popular among people who matter". If you don't toe this line, your children will disown you, presumably resentful that you didn't abort them in the first place.
View attachment 3252359

Hey, Bob, if the SCOTUS abortion leaks matter, then Führer Hillary's E-mails matter, as does Hunter Biden's laptop from Hell. You can't have it both ways...

View attachment 3250144

Still better than you, Bob.

View attachment 3252426

Bob, you literally use ignorance and superstition under an easily detectible disguise you call Science™.

---

The gradual deterioration of a dementia patient is broadcast over the whole World.
View attachment 3250132

Tactics. Targets. Moving on...

---

View attachment 3252335

Brought to you by Moviebob, virtue signaller extraordinaire.

---

"People" should be in the streets fighting for bigger change, while Bobby sits and shits in his cozy basement thirst-tweeting at lesbians.
View attachment 3252415

Shut the FUCK up, Nazibob!

---

View attachment 3252333

"TOS Violation"!

View attachment 3252389

Again, Moviebob is not a forward-thinking nerd. Moviebob is a long-obsolete dork.

---

View attachment 3252331
He is such a petty tyrant.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

 

[Tronathon242]

Or at least get him shipped to the 8063rd (reportedly the food is way worse there, and it ain't exactly great at the 4077th to begin with, lol) Especially if Bob got into Hawkeye's booze.

Heck, I could see Bob being the camp cook and making horrific abominations of the scrambled powdered egg.

I thought nothing could top Igor creaming Father Mulcahey's corn, but one look at Moviebob's Mountain Dew chicken disabused me of that notion.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Abortion until moment of birth is "popular among people who matter". If you don't toe this line, your children will disown you, presumably resentful that you didn't abort them in the first place.
View attachment 3252359

View attachment 3250144

View attachment 3252426

The gradual deterioration of a dementia patient is broadcast over the whole World.
View attachment 3250132

View attachment 3252335

"People" should be in the streets fighting for bigger change, while Bobby sits and shits in his cozy basement thirst-tweeting at lesbians.
View attachment 3252415

View attachment 3252422

View attachment 3252852

---

View attachment 3252401

View attachment 3252319

Another M-She-U discourse.
View attachment 3252395

View attachment 3252386

View attachment 3250151

Dad rock and Godzilla.
View attachment 3250124

View attachment 3252340

View attachment 3250147

---

View attachment 3252333

View attachment 3252389

View attachment 3252331
He is such a petty tyrant.

"Conservatives Aren't Allowed to be Angry" ("because they want Wrong Things"). - Says Moviebob, who is MADE OF ANGER. C'mon Bob, how do you disallow a person to be angry? What if they don't listen to your proclamation by fiat that they are not allowed to be angry, and still be angry and then tell you to fuck off on top of it? By what mechanism can you prevent it? Minecraft?

Oh yeah the second-to-last image in his dumbass Dr. Strange review is a photo of the Supreme Court captioned "FIGHT". Bob, what has abortion done for you lately? Did it get rid of the Stupids ? NO, no it did not. It did get rid of a fuckton of Blue Voters, though. (assuming a child born to Vote Blue No Matter Who doesn't rebel against their parents' political beliefs). Show me on the doll where the unpersoned fetus hurt you, Bob.
Man too bad nobody was able to archive the tweet bob was replying to with "You are not a person and your life holds no value". I could almost hear the implied "friendo!" at the end there. Must've been about abortion and Bob's relative value, I guess? Man, won't some retort to bob, "Who are you to decide personhood and who gets it, and under what authority?" It's like Bob never took to heart what Gandalf said to Frodo in the LOTR movie The Fellowship of the Ring: "Many that live deserve death. Some die who deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

Pursuant to the LOTR quote I posted just above, I've also noticed that Bob doesn't appear to understand how, well, anything works. But in this specific context, Bob bitches about 'going backwards', as if the world can somehow be forced to go "forwards" if certain things are done and certain people are out of the way. The passage of time comes with a push-and-pull phenomenon where one side prevails, then eventually the other side, back and forth. This is how this has always worked. Bob sees a vast battle between Good and Evil, but he's seeing the wrong battle - and looking at it too narrowly as well. "Brutes and Bullies" (and narcissists) exist across the political spectrum; it is not at all confined to the right of center. Thinkers and Creators are not confined or limited to the Left. Bob cannot see a bigger picture within this struggle between what he imagines are the Thinkers vs the Believers . He cannot accept a setback, even though due to the nature of the world, setbacks are inevitable, because this is how humanity works. I dunno how much smarter than Bob I am (probably a lot lol), but I'm definitely SMRT enough to try to see a bigger picture to which various events can fit into where eventually the right thing will happen (or a bunch of right things). And even if there IS a setback (regardless of who the setback is for), the pendulum will eventually start swinging the other way. Bob doesn't trust the pendulum. He thinks he has to move the pendulum itself, with his own actions/tweeting into the void.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Speaking of Hawkeye, Bob's random access humor reminds me of how much the martini chugging surgeon really is his opposite in that regard. Hawkeye has wit for days and comebacks for every occasion. They usually land. More importantly, he knew when to be serious.

Bob has no wit and just throws out anything that comes into his mind. It's an endless procession of verbal barf in every tweet. Then there's his tendency to hide his cruel thoughts and desires behind a rice paper thin veil of jokes and thumbs up emojid. They're jarring and, in the case of the latter, look like something Ted Bundy would tweet to the world.

Since Bob, supposedly professional writer, has no idea how to write, he assumes that all his comebacks, no matter how dumb they are, land and are as cutting as all the times people strike back at Bob with "You're fat", "You're retarded", "You're an incel" and of course "Star Trek isn't real you fat dumbass virgin".

For a guy that makes a living on making content based around his person, he surely can't even pretend to be a likeable guy. That's how high on his own ego this retard is, spews Nazi rethoric and is such a retard that the only logical reasoning behind this unhinged horseshit of a "philosophy" he has it that it's fine because he is one of the "Good Guys". He couldn't have picked a better moniker for himself, he's MovieBob but not because he loves film or makes movies but rather because he thinks on movie logic, very simplistic and childish movie logic you see in the crappiest D-List films some asshole with a camera and some hundred bucks filmed!

Well, I consider myself a good guy, and based on coherence I can apply Bob's own philosophy to himself. What I see here is an asshole that just loves to spew hate, so, a bad guy: Congratulations, you fucking bloated narcissist, by your own logic you're not a person! Fuck me sideways, this guy really has no redeeming qualities at all!



Fuck, if a guy is a complete fucking loser in every field of life but is still a nice person, they still have it better than Bob. Bob is viscerally hated by loads of people and makes enemies wherever he goes, a friendly alcoholic , with empty pockets but a clean conscience has more to lose than Bob has. Guy has no life outside Twitter, and the fact that he has to restrict all interactions with him shows people over there don't like him either!

A good person who loses constantly will always be able to find people who genuinely want to help them and be around them. People want Bob to fail because he's so fucking spiteful and angry that no one can sympathize with him.

If Bob put together a kickstarter for a movie, I would genuinely be torn between not donating because I wanted the campaign to fail, or donating because I want to see the train wreck of a movie that would happen. A good person would have people donating and offering to help him for cheap/free so he can get his vision out there.

I thought nothing could top Igor creaming Father Mulcahey's corn, but one look at Moviebob's Mountain Dew chicken disabused me of that notion.

Remember that episode where the officers and grunts swap jobs and Winchester has to crank the oven by hand to get the food made? Bob would have a heart attack just trying to get started.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Since Bob, supposedly professional writer, has no idea how to write, he assumes that all his comebacks, no matter how dumb they are, land and are as cutting as all the times people strike back at Bob with "You're fat", "You're retarded", "You're an incel" and of course "Star Trek isn't real you fat dumbass virgin".

A good person who loses constantly will always be able to find people who genuinely want to help them and be around them. People want Bob to fail because he's so fucking spiteful and angry that no one can sympathize with him.

If Bob put together a kickstarter for a movie, I would genuinely be torn between not donating because I wanted the campaign to fail, or donating because I want to see the train wreck of a movie that would happen. A good person would have people donating and offering to help him for cheap/free so he can get his vision out there.


Remember that episode where the officers and grunts swap jobs and Winchester has to crank the oven by hand to get the food made? Bob would have a heart attack just trying to get started.

Bob's always had a surface-level autists' understanding of quippy, snappy-one-liner comedy. He simply copies what he's seen in movies, without understanding why the quips worked (unless they didn't). HAHA THING IS REFERENCED, FUNNY! is a Homer Simpson level of understanding. Of course, snappy one-liners abounded in 80s cartoons, as well, including The Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and He-man. So he thinks attempting to do the same is witty and devastating to his opponent.

I wonder if Bob is having anything to do with that movie "The Bludgeoning" that his bro Chippa is simping for and producing? Or is Bob too busy screening garbage movies and making garbage review vids and writing garbage to come out of MatPat's mouth? Or is he just not doing anything with it because he can't be the Director? Has he even mentioned The Bludgeoning at all, even in the context of helping Chris shill for it?

Haha I kinda remember that Episode of MASH, though it's been ages. Bob would have been making Mountain Dew Chipped Beef or some fool thing, assuming he survived cranking the oven.

 

[Harambe]

Bob looks like's got skin grafts on his fucking face
There's that rule, "if you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not."
But fuck me, I gotta get up every morning and tell god, tell my wife, tell my neighbors, thank you, thank you for not putting me on the level of that burned up slug
edit:
I tried to watch that review clip where his face looks all burned up and healed
I made it almost 2 minutes before I started feeling nauseous
the doctors should have let him die

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Bob looks like's got skin grafts on his fucking face
There's that rule, "if you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not."
But fuck me, I gotta get up every morning and tell god, tell my wife, tell my neighbors, thank you, thank you for not putting me on the level of that burned up slug
edit:
I tried to watch that review clip where his face looks all burned up and healed
I made it almost 2 minutes before I started feeling nauseous
the doctors should have let him die

I don't think that rule was written with people like Bob in mind. He is a horrible person. Bob has shown that he is a petty, small minded, tyrannical bigot. Waking up and thinking "at least i am not bob" is quite a good thing. It is when you start living to one up them that it becomes a problem. His punishment is that he is doomed to a life of irrelevance and seething bitter hatred. The only wins he will ever have is through someone he supports winning at politics. And even that may abandon him if the midterms arc goes wrong for the Democrats.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

How long until Bob comments On this:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/moon-soil-can-be-turned-into-air-and-fuel-for-lunar-astronauts

 

[Bolo]

Bob's always had a surface-level autists' understanding of quippy, snappy-one-liner comedy. He simply copies what he's seen in movies, without understanding why the quips worked (unless they didn't). HAHA THING IS REFERENCED, FUNNY! is a Homer Simpson level of understanding. Of course, snappy one-liners abounded in 80s cartoons, as well, including The Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and He-man. So he thinks attempting to do the same is witty and devastating to his opponent.

I wonder if Bob is having anything to do with that movie "The Bludgeoning" that his bro Chippa is simping for and producing? Or is Bob too busy screening garbage movies and making garbage review vids and writing garbage to come out of MatPat's mouth? Or is he just not doing anything with it because he can't be the Director? Has he even mentioned The Bludgeoning at all, even in the context of helping Chris shill for it?

Haha I kinda remember that Episode of MASH, though it's been ages. Bob would have been making Mountain Dew Chipped Beef or some fool thing, assuming he survived cranking the oven.

Also, Robert doesn't understand that quippy banter and one line zingers only work when an actor delivers it, in a very controled scripted situation, framed with laborious dialogue. Try to talk like a modern TV character in real life to see the weird looks you gonna get.

Robert might get a small screen time on Chris' movie (if it gets done, which I doubt), but aside from that I doubt Robert might have anything else to do with it, otherwise Robert would be shilling harder for the crowdfund, and also mentioning the his role in it, because unlike Chris, Robert does have a following and could bring some decent money for the movie.

No, this movies is Chris' and his friends deal, and I don't think Robert is friends with Chris' group. Whenver we see Chris posting photos about his group of friends watching whatever new pop culture bullshit, Robert ain't with them, and once I recall Chris hanging with his friends and Robert was there too, but it felt to clear that Robert was just tagging along, he wasn't really part of the group.

To be fair, I recall Robert tweeting about the movie, but not much, and if he doesn't have anything to do it, makes sense, you wouldn't want to give the wrong impression.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I could see Hawkeye and BJ try to finagle it so Bob gets sent to the frontlines after hearing one of his Superior Future sperg outs.

BJ and Hawkeye would drink and make jokes while removing Bob's feet.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Abortion until moment of birth is "popular among people who matter". If you don't toe this line, your children will disown you, presumably resentful that you didn't abort them in the first place.

Some are, apparently. No one would carry a false protest sign, I am sure, so obviously this is a 100% valid sentiment: One of the podcasts I had on last night while cooking paused for a moment to bask in the horror of a Roe v. Wade protestor carrying a sign (EDIT: Found it.)



And then a friend of mine shared with me some nihilist memes, like "My decomposing body will do more for the world than I did." At first I thought it was some edgiboi suicide LARP, but I'm not entirely sure anymore. I shudder to think what will happen if tranny worship gets replaced with 41% worship.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

To continue on with the M*A*S*H discourse, I want to see how Bob would react to working with the people of the 4077 because a bunch of them were from the Midwest. Klinger was from Ohio, Radar was from Indiana, and Col. Potter was from Missouri, etc. Bob's hatred for the mayoghouls from the Midwest is well documented, but we also know he's a colossal bitch irl. I want to see if Bob's bigotry would overcome his cowardice and he would fly into an autistic rage at the prospect of having to work along side Midwesterners or would he just sulk in the corner and be a big baby about it?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Bob’s worst nightmare:

 

[Flexo]

Fuck, if a guy is a complete fucking loser in every field of life but is still a nice person, they still have it better than Bob.

 

[Tronathon242]

To continue on with the M*A*S*H discourse, I want to see how Bob would react to working with the people of the 4077 because a bunch of them were from the Midwest. Klinger was from Ohio, Radar was from Indiana, and Col. Potter was from Missouri, etc. Bob's hatred for the mayoghouls from the Midwest is well documented, but we also know he's a colossal bitch irl. I want to see if Bob's bigotry would overcome his cowardice and he would fly into an autistic rage at the prospect of having to work along side Midwesterners or would he just sulk in the corner and be a big baby about it?

He can't handle confrontation in real life, it's why he hides behind his Twitter account. His deployment with the 4077th would just be him continuously slumped over at that watering hole that they sometimes hung around in. It would get to the point where the Korean ajjuma bartender would just let him occupy a single space and let him waste all of his money on cheap beer chased down with moonshine soju. In essence, it would be like his normal life, minis the occasional break to actually work.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

-Ahem-

DC Comics did it back in 2006 when they adapted Isis from the old Filmation television show into an Egyptian national in 52. Her younger Amon became Orisis who was effectively Black Adam Jr.

You review and discuss the corporate slop that passes as pop culture for a "living", Bob. You don't create anything of value or contribute to society at large. You could die in a ditch tomorrow and barely anyone would notice, much less care.

Despite all that, I still see you as a person. Just a shitty one whose value comes from the ludicrous, but unintentionally hilarious, bile that spouts from your engorged maw.

 

[Positron]

Bobby knows Metal Gear Solid. Gents, let's tear him apart.

But...but isn't the political binary everywhere the same? Thinkers vs Believers, Progressive vs Obsolete? People Who Matter vs Not Even a Person? How can we talk of Global Governance if some parts of the World simply doesn't operate along this line?

Ideological divisions may differ from country to country, but transsexualism transcends time and space.


Abortion benefits men too!


According one School of Armchair Philosophers, one should not ruminate on the thought that your parents might have aborted you, because an infinite number of possibilities could have occurred that would lead to you never have been born anyway.

There is a huge number of faults in this reasoning, one of them is the confusion between intentional, morally salient, acts and random happenstances. Also, given the facts that 1) a bad outcome can be caused by multiple things (i.e. it is overdetermined), and 2) that preventing one cause is not sufficient to prevent the bad outcome, we cannot arrive at the conclusion that preventing one of the many causes cannot be beneficial. Type II diabetes is caused by many genetics and environmental factors; no one seriously suggest that dietary precautions is futile because diabetes can be caused by other things.

But I digress; what I mean to say is: Bobby thinks the fact that you are opposed to abortion is a reason that you should have been aborted.

Some woman at The Young Turks yells at the camera for one minute about you know what. Jimmy Dore laughs his ass off and remarks that the woman will nevertheless tell her viewers to vote Blue.

Unlike Bobby, who has been such a gentleman to women he deems insufficiently deferential.

Glenn Greenwald has a big and loyal following, people who respect his work. Bobby has only sour grapes.

---

MCU sets things right after that studio shat the bed. Feige saved cinema once again!


He retweets a lot of bullshit about that Egyptian winged woman in Moonknight, such as these.

See how these people being so easily be manipulated by a commercial product makes me wonder if I'm of the same species as they are.






I don't get the joke.

 

[The tired cat]

Bobby knows Metal Gear Solid. Gents, let's tear him apart.
View attachment 3253309
But...but isn't the political binary everywhere the same? Thinkers vs Believers, Progressive vs Obsolete? People Who Matter vs Not Even a Person? How can we talk of Global Governance if some parts of the World simply doesn't operate along this line?

So, Bobs entire rant about MGS basically boils down too "That damn Jap dun understand muh Murica politics!!!" Which, lets be honest of MGS was pushing hardcore left views, Bob would be all for it

 

[Felis Meanis]

Man, won't some retort to bob, "Who are you to decide personhood and who gets it, and under what authority?"

Robert would snort in contempt and curtly answer with "I deem you as being not a person by virtue of being a person that matters, friendo." He would then applaud himself for his bravery and cunning.
Robert is a master of circular reasoning and compartmentalization. I hesitate to say that he is a master of anything, since that would imply competence, but it would seem that his aversion to logic is an inherent, instinctual trait of his being. He's more of a natural sperg with an uncanny talent in cultivating the most vile of characteristics attainable to a person.

People want Bob to fail because he's so fucking spiteful and angry that no one can sympathize with him.

People like Robert are really quite rare. It's rare to find a person so universally reviled by mostly everyone who even has a tangential understanding of who he is. Most obnoxious people have, despite being rude assholes, at least some redeeming quality strong enough to offset some of the natural revulsion people have against them, but not Robert. He hasn't even done anything overtly outrageous to justify the mockery he receives, like being a criminal offender for example, yet despite centering himself around such trivial things like children's entertainment, he manages to be held in such contempt by so many just for being such a petty, spineless, aggressive and moronic schmuck. It's probably precisely because he mainly concerns himself with the most nonsensical of childish things, yet still manages to inject his vile personality into his online presence, that he is so reviled. And despite all of this, despite his predicament of being a colossal cunt, he will never have the courage and decency to look inwards, even for just a moment, to find the source of all the numerous faults in his life. It really is quite remarkable.

 

[Adamska]

So, Bobs entire rant about MGS basically boils down too "That damn Jap dun understand muh Murica politics!!!" Which, lets be honest of MGS was pushing hardcore left views, Bob would be all for it

Brainless Bobby should shut up too on every single political idea and field of science he tards on then by that logic; he lacks the degree of education and actual connection to all of them. He literally is a retard who should stick to shows designed for babies. It's the only thing that comes close to expertise for him.