Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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To Bob, this would be a fate worse than death for those girls, as they were turned into Believers ™️. Because now, having lived and Believed, they are holding back Bob's :lunacy: wheat, jetpack, and mario-shka brain in Robot Body. This is why he's so rabidly for abortion that he can't countenance even one spare baby falling into the hands of "child traffickers/baby sellers" (read: Christian Adoption Agencies) and thus maybe falling into the influence of Believers ™️ (even though rebellion against one's taught beliefs IS A THING). He just can't take that chance, even if it's up in the air or uncertain. Better dead than red Saved ™️, eh Bob?

I will add this as an addendum to my previous post. My great-great grandmother died young because of how she worked herself to death raising and educating those girls. She literally gave her life for a noble cause whereas Bob risks nothing with his non-stop and ineffectual tweeting. Her son and my great-grandfather was a diplomat who had a unique understanding of China and he would be aghast at what the country is doing today if he were still alive (he died before I turned one year old).
 
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Really getting close to the line there. Pretty sure you could mass report this tweet and get Bob a visit from his favorite feds.
 
(Yes, this is a fake image, but you can buy an actual video store scented candle here.)
"100% soy."

You're sure this isn't still a joke?

My great-great grandmother died young because of how she worked herself to death raising and educating those girls. She literally gave her life for a noble cause whereas Bob risks nothing with his non-stop and ineffectual tweeting.
Yet he's very likely to die young as well.
 
The leak has made more people aware of how legally insubstantial the rationale behind RvW is.
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Where did the guy say this was the only example of "judicial calvinball"? He merely said it was an example of it. Wouldn't it make more sense to disagree with that and make fun of or criticize him for it rather than try to make fun of something he didn't say at all?

There is a deep irony in referring to abortion as "non life-threatening treatment".
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How do you "blackmail" a Supreme Court Justice with money exactly?

Your suggestion of the "morally correct thing to do" is for Jeff Bezos and at least one Supreme Court Justice to commit a crime? Which would be a massive scandal, probably get the Justice impeached and removed and likely be grounds for the Supreme Court to revisit a decision in favor of abortion that came about because of it. Is this another of those Bob Approved investment strategies where billionaires are supposed to lose a bunch of money committing crimes that risk everything while achieving nothing?

Also note the underlying assumption Bob makes that everyone has a price for abandoning their morals. And that they're willing to lose a lifetime position and go to jail for it. And also Jeff Bezos is supposed to be willing to lose a bunch of money and face jail for too.
 
How do you "blackmail" a Supreme Court Justice with money exactly?

Your suggestion of the "morally correct thing to do" is for Jeff Bezos and at least one Supreme Court Justice to commit a crime? Which would be a massive scandal, probably get the Justice impeached and removed and likely be grounds for the Supreme Court to revisit a decision in favor of abortion that came about because of it. Is this another of those Bob Approved investment strategies where billionaires are supposed to lose a bunch of money committing crimes that risk everything while achieving nothing?

Also note the underlying assumption Bob makes that everyone has a price for abandoning their morals. And that they're willing to lose a lifetime position and go to jail for it. And also Jeff Bezos is supposed to be willing to lose a bunch of money and face jail for too.
These people are the peak of "cut off your nose to spite your face" type of thinking. They want their precious Roe v Wade so damn bad they're willing to sell their Supreme Court to the richest man in the world to have it. Going with the flimsy assumption that it's even possible, is that really the kind of precedent you want to set? I'm sure that won't have any negative ramifications in the future.

Imagine selling the Supreme Court to Bezos for women too dumb to know about the six million forms of birth control available to them.
 
These people are the peak of "cut off your nose to spite your face" type of thinking. They want their precious Roe v Wade so damn bad they're willing to sell their Supreme Court to the richest man in the world to have it. Going with the flimsy assumption that it's even possible, is that really the kind of precedent you want to set? I'm sure that won't have any negative ramifications in the future.

Imagine selling the Supreme Court to Bezos for women too dumb to know about the six million forms of birth control available to them.
How can the Supreme Court rule that not only that Amazon workers are not allowed to unionize but that they're legally slaves?!? Somebody needs to outlaw this! FUCKING REPUBLICANS! We need to pack the Supreme Court!!! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!
 
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Glenn Greenwald explains that precedent thingy.
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Can we yank all the toenails off Bobby before his feet rot them all off?

Matt Gaetz points out an inconvenient truth: that for most men, pro-life pro-choice activism is a red flag in a woman.
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A woman who don't give a shit about what men think is destined to be forever alone, ditto for a man who don't give a shit about what women think (see: "borderline gaslighted").

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How about not getting pregnant? Did someone force you to have sex? If so you must call the police!

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How about "Some men just murder their wives because they don't want to have a wife, and there's nothing wrong with that"?

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Good point. We allow kids to murder trannies every day with impunity yet we have to legislate against harming clumps of cells?

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Peter Coffin comments on the SCOTUS leak:
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Something something religious conservatives, trans kids, anime waifus, and New Atheism. I can't even begin to make out their train of thought.
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Bobby can tell a NAZI by his looks.
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MCU has decided to paint a turd in queer rainbow colors (Archive of Robbie Collin's review of Dr. Strange, 2 stars out of 5)
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More Dr. Strange bullshit. No idea.
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This is prompted by the tweets above. I still have no fucking clue.
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The Eternals is "divisive" because it "took risks".
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The assault on Dave Chappelle turns out to be another boring case of Black on Black violence.
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Woman playing Rambo.
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Fake Tits.
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LOL why pay the employees at all if what they do has been replaced by machines -- the algorithms that totally don't exist?

Bobby retweets this thread about the benefit of daydreaming. TL;DR -- leaps of faith are good if proposed by a woman.
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Glenn Greenwald explains that precedent thingy.
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Can we yank all the toenails off Bobby before his feet rot them all off?
Ana Navarro has a JD and is married to another lawyer who is a partner at a billion dollar law firm and she's publicly sharing that she can't explain the basics of how the Supreme Court works for Twitter likes. :semperfidelis:

The assault on Dave Chappelle turns out to be another boring case of Black on Black violence.
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Bob thinks Dave Chappelle should have been able to make a brilliant joke off the cuff about a weapon he never saw because Bob is able to sit at his workstation and see the picture and fire off complete gold onto Twitter for free. (It was concealed, they found it backstage and assumed it was just a regular gun initially.)
 
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Really getting close to the line there. Pretty sure you could mass report this tweet and get Bob a visit from his favorite feds.
Moviebob should have already been visited by Greg Abbott's security detail last year.



Glenn Greenwald explains that precedent thingy.
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Can we yank all the toenails off Bobby before his feet rot them all off?
Shut up, Dogmabob.

Matt Gaetz points out an inconvenient truth: that for most men, pro-life activism is a red flag in a woman.
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A woman who don't give a shit about what men think is destined to be forever alone, ditto for a man who don't give a shit about what women think (see: "borderline gaslighted").
Thus speaks Moviebob, the under-educated and over-loved.

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How about not getting pregnant? Did someone force you to have sex? If so you must call the police!
More women than not actually choose to get pregnant, you idiot.

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How about "Some men just murder their wives because they don't want to have a wife, and there's nothing wrong with that"?
Two problems here: One, there is no correlation between economics and women wanting children. Two, Moviebob has recently made the (phony) claim that abortion/infanticide/eugenics is a boon for the U.S. economy.

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Good point. We allow kids to murder trannies every day with impunity yet we have to legislate against harming clumps of cells?
Objection! Relevance?

Really? I don't recall any Conservatives and/or Republicans deeming it necessary to terminate the employment of those who don't want to be forced into a COVID-19 vaccination.

Context?

Peter Coffin comments on the SCOTUS leak:
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Moviebob would rather everyone in the red states learn Chinese. No, I will not translate the previous sentence into Mandarin nor will I translate it into Cantonese.



I agree with the sentiment presented in the last tweet above.



Bobby can tell a NAZI by his looks.
I will only believe that Moviebob can identify a Nazi on sight when Moviebob identifies its own reflection.



The assault on Dave Chappelle turns out to be another boring case of Black on Black violence.
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So... Dave Chappelle's joined Ricky Gervais on Moviebob's shit list? It appears that Chappelle must be doing something right.
 
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