Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I assumed he meant because being pro-life makes them likely to pull a baby trap.
It can go either way: if she's rabidly pro-life it's the baby tra; if she's pro-choice she's into the GRLLLBOSS lifestyle.

I'd say that if a woman is rabidly into politics (and you know that I don't mean zoning regulations or trade tariffs) that's a red flag in itself.
 
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And yet another genocide tweet. "Stupid or annoying people have no more rights than a toenail." He didn't even require people to go through the effort of digging up a "not a person" tweet, he stuck it right there. A good chess player can see many moves ahead, Bob can't even see two sentences back.

Can we yank all the toenails off Bobby before his feet rot them all off?
I'd give you 50/50 odds of being too late to that party.
 
These are the ramblings of someone who never stops to think Could I be wrong?

Also SCOTUS is part of the GOP apparatus? Might want to take a look at some of their recent rulings and cases they refused to hear.
Glenn Greenwald explains that precedent thingy.
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Can we yank all the toenails off Bobby before his feet rot them all off?
Blobsolini's use of the only my hugbox can reply on this shows that he is aware his position is weak.
Matt Gaetz points out an inconvenient truth: that for most men, pro-life pro-choice activism is a red flag in a woman.
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A woman who don't give a shit about what men think is destined to be forever alone, ditto for a man who don't give a shit about what women think (see: "borderline gaslighted").
Is Blob pretending he does not know microwave dinners still exist? We can tell that Blob knows they exist. If he cut himself he would probably bleed Hungry Man gravy.
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How about not getting pregnant? Did someone force you to have sex? If so you must call the police!
Burn that Nuva Ring sista!
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How about "Some men just murder their wives because they don't want to have a wife, and there's nothing wrong with that"?
If that woman did not want a child perhaps they should have availed themselves of one of the dozens of contraceptive measures she had to choose from or paid the slightest attention to her cycle to avoid being inseminated during ovulation.

Remember everyone during the pro vs pro battles of the 90's the line was: No woman would ever use abortion as contraception.
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Good point. We allow kids to murder trannies every day with impunity yet we have to legislate against harming clumps of cells?
Roe possibly being overturned is not a human rights crisis. You have no right to an abortion, you never had a right to an abortion, activist justices effectively breaking the law to create a right and legislate from the bench made a couple generations think a right existed that never did and now the bad act may be undone and the battle to blend a clump in your abdomen can be fought at the state level or in congress where it belongs.

This should be a lesson but will not be learned: If you cheat to win that victory will be hollow and easily taken away.
Christofascist scum. What this Tweet should say is: SCOTUS broke the rules and cut the legislative and executive branches out of law making thereby putting themselves above everything else leading to decades of bad decisions and from the bench lawmaking but I am okay with it because it was going my way.
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Will Blob be happy owning nothing? I kind of doubt it.
I prefer to read this as: What's funny is I'm doing that ass to mouth.
Something something religious conservatives, trans kids, anime waifus, and New Atheism. I can't even begin to make out their train of thought.
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Uneasy about trans no Blob most people just realize what is going on and are not letting it slide anymore. Blob is really obsessed with the topic. I really want to know why. Does he have a futanari fetish or is there really a Troon Arc in his future?
Bobby can tell a NAZI by his looks.
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Not going to get into details here because Blob thread but actions taken during that storm are not equivalent to a fucking genocide Blobsolini. There are very good reasons for keeping supply expensive when supply is limited and the grid is barely functional but why would leftists actually discuss that when snippets of a hearing can be used to prop up the campaign of a dirt eating drunk driver?
Do they think Star Trek are historical documents somehow sent back through time?

The assault on Dave Chappelle turns out to be another boring case of Black on Black violence.
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Blob tests his standup out on some rando twitter account and keeps trying to explain the joke when no one laughs.
They hate it Blob because the writing is bad and it is not constructed like Star Trek. You love it because you are a baby bird in a basement nest chirping for any content you can get even if it is regurgitated shit.
Fake Tits.
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LOL why pay the employees at all if what they do has been replaced by machines -- the algorithms that totally don't exist?
Is the implication here that underpaid workers are combing through countless hours of video to decide who gets to the front?
Bobby retweets this thread about the benefit of daydreaming. TL;DR -- leaps of faith are good if proposed by a woman.
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As always the thirst is so blatant. Blob she is not going to fuck you. No one is going to fuck you.
 
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Looks like Bob went and deleted another one.

Fucking coward

"no more rights than a toenail"
Good grief. Bob's so BACKWARDS in his thinking, that he thinks the fetus is part of the mother's body. Except it isn't, and provably so. If a fetus was in fact part and parcel of the mother's body, there wouldn't need to be a barrier (via the placenta) to keep the circulations of the fetus and mother separate. Even the placenta isn't part of the mother's body; it is generated by the fetus at an earlier stage. This concept along with "It's just a 'clump of [undifferentiated] cells'" are among the most longstanding misleading/fairytale worthy of Bob's disdain for "Sky Daddy"/thoroughly debunked claims to try to make people feel better about Feetus Yeetus Deletus. I mean sure, go ahead and defend abortion-on-demand if you must; but don't lie to yourselves about it. Of course, dehumanization is right up Bob's alley, so it's no surprise.

Toenails are keratin and the part you cut off isn't even living tissue. If you cut it, it will grow back. Terrible comparison, Bob. Very NOT FORWARD, very not Science ™️ .


Bob: we must make sure the Obsolete MAGAnaise Ghoulen do not reproduce! If others reproduce and want no part in raising a kid, we must NOT let the Obsoletes raise the offspring!
Also Bob: We don't need to worry about what immigrant children BELIEVE ™️ . The schools'll fix 'em.


The hilarious thing about this Star Trek Future happening junk is that stuff like the "Bell Riots" (ST: DS9) and the sanctuary zones within, are in San Fransisco, which is and always has been a bastion of Leftism. Meaning the Bell Riots were reactions to LEFTIST POLICY.

I think it's been obvious for a long time that Bob doesn't understand good writing. Like, he may superficially recognize good plots, and basic story structure, but if he thinks there's no difference between TNG and STP, he's really, really fucking dumb. Hell, I'd rather watch Half a Life - an episode of TNG I didn't particularly enjoy due to the downer ending - than STP. (That's the one where not-Charles Winchester must commit ritual suicide upon reaching the age of 60, or be shunned by his society - even so far as the scientists he's working with to save their dying sun won't acknowledge anything he's come up with the minute he has turned 60 and requested asylum on the Enterprise at the behest of Lwaxana Troi). I mean, I don't like that episode, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with how it was written. It dealt with the topic of (self-) euthanasia in a respectful - for a TV show - way. The way the characters behaved was in-character (like Lwaxana) and believable. A particularly well-written scene was the confrontation between Timicin's daughter (played by not-Ensign Ro Laran) and Lwaxana, where the daughter was furious with Lwaxana for somehow convincing Timicin to not end his life at the appointed time because "My parents taught me to cherish The Resolution." This is a believable reaction of a person whose entire worldview is being challenged. Contrast that to, well, ANY episode of STP.

TNG was usually pretty good at keeping continuity straight (anomalies and time travel notwithstanding), but STP pays lip service to continuity while screwing it all up, and poorly at that. Most continuity was "Remember the thing that happened back when x?" lampshading instead of having it properly woven into the story in a "show, not tell" fashion. And yeah, TNG was hella political (Half a Life, The Outcast, Measure of a Man, etc.), but they did it the right way. When STP gets political it gets sloppy, does it with a bunch of exposition ("tell, not show"), makes characters mere hollow shells/cardboard cutouts of themselves, contradicts itself constantly (contrast Seven and Raffi's assertion that Jurati is a paragon of mercy in S2, and Jurati fucking murdering Bruce Maddox in S1) and fucks up continuity while mentioning other things in continuity. (What happened to Seven of Nine's relationship with Chakotay? Never mentioned, at all, in Picard, because lesbicans!). Bob seems to be one of those people who's dazzled by, "THE MESSAGE", action and Speshul Effects, and substitutes that for story when he sees a movie and rates it as "good".

Bob's simping for troons isn't any more complicated than "OOOH TALL WOMAN" (fetish) and the fact that at least one of his cousins (who I'm guessing he doesn't see all that often due to said cousin living in what, Kentucky?) trooned out, and he wants to Virtue Signal.
 
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Bobby retweets this thread about the benefit of daydreaming. TL;DR -- leaps of faith are good if proposed by a woman.
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I saw this yesterday and was so perplexed by it. When I finally got to the original "article" I was met with a wall of text of the most vapid stuff imaginable talking about daydreaming.
According to wordcounter.net there are 7,297 words, 43,601 characters, that make up this thesis on daydreaming. I don't know the full context of it all as the bit I scanned made me go beyond apathy and to unreasonable anger. I did catch this little bit in 20-25 mouse scrolls down.
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People who do nothing but daydream all day long are akin to chronic masturbators and of course there's a reddit for it.

The other reason I looked into it was to play another game of "Is this a tranny?". Here is Leslie Jamison in some youtube video with her selling her book about her dealing with her own alcoholism. Spoilers: She joined AA or something like it and got better. There's no eye opening revelations here. There is a lot of eye opening though. Drink when you see the whites of her eyes and you will be dead.
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She is just an unfortunately ugly woman. Though even if she was a 10/10 I don't think that'd help because, well, look at her writing. All the hotness in the world doesn't change the fact that she's a pseudo intellectual with ,as far as I can tell, nothing of value to offer.
 
I saw this yesterday and was so perplexed by it. When I finally got to the original "article" I was met with a wall of text of the most vapid stuff imaginable talking about daydreaming.
According to wordcounter.net there are 7,297 words, 43,601 characters, that make up this thesis on daydreaming. I don't know the full context of it all as the bit I scanned made me go beyond apathy and to unreasonable anger. I did catch this little bit in 20-25 mouse scrolls down.
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People who do nothing but daydream all day long are akin to chronic masturbators and of course there's a reddit for it.

The other reason I looked into it was to play another game of "Is this a tranny?". Here is Leslie Jamison in some youtube video with her selling her book about her dealing with her own alcoholism. Spoilers: She joined AA or something like it and got better. There's no eye opening revelations here. There is a lot of eye opening though. Drink when you see the whites of her eyes and you will be dead.
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She is just an unfortunately ugly woman. Though even if she was a 10/10 I don't think that'd help because, well, look at her writing. All the hotness in the world doesn't change the fact that she's a pseudo intellectual with ,as far as I can tell, nothing of value to offer.
Kind of looks like Tom Cruise.
 
I saw this yesterday and was so perplexed by it. When I finally got to the original "article" I was met with a wall of text of the most vapid stuff imaginable talking about daydreaming.
According to wordcounter.net there are 7,297 words, 43,601 characters, that make up this thesis on daydreaming. I don't know the full context of it all as the bit I scanned made me go beyond apathy and to unreasonable anger. I did catch this little bit in 20-25 mouse scrolls down.
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People who do nothing but daydream all day long are akin to chronic masturbators and of course there's a reddit for it.

The other reason I looked into it was to play another game of "Is this a tranny?". Here is Leslie Jamison in some youtube video with her selling her book about her dealing with her own alcoholism. Spoilers: She joined AA or something like it and got better. There's no eye opening revelations here. There is a lot of eye opening though. Drink when you see the whites of her eyes and you will be dead.
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She is just an unfortunately ugly woman. Though even if she was a 10/10 I don't think that'd help because, well, look at her writing. All the hotness in the world doesn't change the fact that she's a pseudo intellectual with ,as far as I can tell, nothing of value to offer.
You got to have balls to cut your dick off.
 
"no more rights than a toenail"
Good grief. Bob's so BACKWARDS in his thinking, that he thinks the fetus is part of the mother's body. Except it isn't, and provably so. If a fetus was in fact part and parcel of the mother's body, there wouldn't need to be a barrier (via the placenta) to keep the circulations of the fetus and mother separate. Even the placenta isn't part of the mother's body; it is generated by the fetus at an earlier stage. This concept along with "It's just a 'clump of [undifferentiated] cells'" are among the most longstanding misleading/fairytale worthy of Bob's disdain for "Sky Daddy"/thoroughly debunked claims to try to make people feel better about Feetus Yeetus Deletus. I mean sure, go ahead and defend abortion-on-demand if you must; but don't lie to yourselves about it. Of course, dehumanization is right up Bob's alley, so it's no surprise.

Toenails are keratin and the part you cut off isn't even living tissue. If you cut it, it will grow back. Terrible comparison, Bob. Very NOT FORWARD, very not Science ™️ .


Bob: we must make sure the Obsolete MAGAnaise Ghoulen do not reproduce! If others reproduce and want no part in raising a kid, we must NOT let the Obsoletes raise the offspring!
Also Bob: We don't need to worry about what immigrant children BELIEVE ™️ . The schools'll fix 'em.
Bob being a moron. In other words, it's a day that ends in Y.
 
"no more rights than a toenail"
Good grief. Bob's so BACKWARDS in his thinking, that he thinks the fetus is part of the mother's body. Except it isn't, and provably so. If a fetus was in fact part and parcel of the mother's body, there wouldn't need to be a barrier (via the placenta) to keep the circulations of the fetus and mother separate. Even the placenta isn't part of the mother's body; it is generated by the fetus at an earlier stage. This concept along with "It's just a 'clump of [undifferentiated] cells'" are among the most longstanding misleading/fairytale worthy of Bob's disdain for "Sky Daddy"/thoroughly debunked claims to try to make people feel better about Feetus Yeetus Deletus. I mean sure, go ahead and defend abortion-on-demand if you must; but don't lie to yourselves about it. Of course, dehumanization is right up Bob's alley, so it's no surprise.

Toenails are keratin and the part you cut off isn't even living tissue. If you cut it, it will grow back. Terrible comparison, Bob. Very NOT FORWARD, very not Science ™️ .


Bob: we must make sure the Obsolete MAGAnaise Ghoulen do not reproduce! If others reproduce and want no part in raising a kid, we must NOT let the Obsoletes raise the offspring!
Also Bob: We don't need to worry about what immigrant children BELIEVE ™️ . The schools'll fix 'em.


The hilarious thing about this Star Trek Future happening junk is that stuff like the "Bell Riots" (ST: DS9) and the sanctuary zones within, are in San Fransisco, which is and always has been a bastion of Leftism. Meaning the Bell Riots were reactions to LEFTIST POLICY.

I think it's been obvious for a long time that Bob doesn't understand good writing. Like, he may superficially recognize good plots, and basic story structure, but if he thinks there's no difference between TNG and STP, he's really, really fucking dumb. Hell, I'd rather watch Half a Life - an episode of TNG I didn't particularly enjoy due to the downer ending - than STP. (That's the one where not-Charles Winchester must commit ritual suicide upon reaching the age of 60, or be shunned by his society - even so far as the scientists he's working with to save their dying sun won't acknowledge anything he's come up with the minute he has turned 60 and requested asylum on the Enterprise at the behest of Lwaxana Troi). I mean, I don't like that episode, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with how it was written. It dealt with the topic of (self-) euthanasia in a respectful - for a TV show - way. The way the characters behaved was in-character (like Lwaxana) and believable. A particularly well-written scene was the confrontation between Timicin's daughter (played by not-Ensign Ro Laran) and Lwaxana, where the daughter was furious with Lwaxana for somehow convincing Timicin to not end his life at the appointed time because "My parents taught me to cherish The Resolution." This is a believable reaction of a person whose entire worldview is being challenged. Contrast that to, well, ANY episode of STP.

TNG was usually pretty good at keeping continuity straight (anomalies and time travel notwithstanding), but STP pays lip service to continuity while screwing it all up, and poorly at that. Most continuity was "Remember the thing that happened back when x?" lampshading instead of having it properly woven into the story in a "show, not tell" fashion. And yeah, TNG was hella political (Half a Life, The Outcast, Measure of a Man, etc.), but they did it the right way. When STP gets political it gets sloppy, does it with a bunch of exposition ("tell, not show"), makes characters mere hollow shells/cardboard cutouts of themselves, contradicts itself constantly (contrast Seven and Raffi's assertion that Jurati is a paragon of mercy in S2, and Jurati fucking murdering Bruce Maddox in S1) and fucks up continuity while mentioning other things in continuity. (What happened to Seven of Nine's relationship with Chakotay? Never mentioned, at all, in Picard, because lesbicans!). Bob seems to be one of those people who's dazzled by, "THE MESSAGE", action and Speshul Effects, and substitutes that for story when he sees a movie and rates it as "good".

Bob's simping for troons isn't any more complicated than "OOOH TALL WOMAN" (fetish) and the fact that at least one of his cousins (who I'm guessing he doesn't see all that often due to said cousin living in what, Kentucky?) trooned out, and he wants to Virtue Signal.
Your mention of Winchester reminds me of M*A*S*H and how Bob is very similar to Frank Burns. Both are whiny, egotistical, incompetent bullies who are also pathetic simps who get made fun of everyone around them. While Burns got the piss taken out of him by only the people in the 4077, Bob gets made fun of by the entire Internet. Frank simped for Margaret Houlihan, while Bob simps for Naomi Wu and various other e-thots over Twitter in the most pathetic and creepy way possible. At least Burns served his country. Bob would gladly let the USA got conquered if it meant his high school bullies and mayoghouls would be tortured for the crime of upsetting him. Bob is such an unlikable jackass, he makes Frank Burns like good by comparison.
 
@Open Window Maniac (quote function borked for your post) At least Frank Burns got laid (married plus affair with Hot Lips). Bob on the other hand... not only can't get a mistress (because that would require a SO), wouldn't serve his country, and would probably piss off Hawkeye and BJ even worse than Frank ever could.
 
@Open Window Maniac (quote function borked for your post) At least Frank Burns got laid (married plus affair with Hot Lips). Bob on the other hand... not only can't get a mistress (because that would require a SO), wouldn't serve his country, and would probably piss off Hawkeye and BJ even worse than Frank ever could.
I could see Hawkeye and BJ try to finagle it so Bob gets sent to the frontlines after hearing one of his Superior Future sperg outs.
 
I could see Hawkeye and BJ try to finagle it so Bob gets sent to the frontlines after hearing one of his Superior Future sperg outs.
Even that would be too far for them. I remember Hawkeye performing an appendix removal to try and get an absolute incompetent butcher of an officer off the frontlines and he had a crisis of conscious. BJ admonished him for mutilating the man and breaking his Hippocratic Oath. Then there were other instances where they blackmailed a racist major and drove Leslie Jones crazy to get them removed from command. As much as they might be disgusted by Bob, Hawkeye and BJ or even Trapper John wouldn't send him to die. Winchester or Potter or Burns might let the thought dance through their heads a bit, but nothing more than that.

Speaking of Hawkeye, Bob's random access humor reminds me of how much the martini chugging surgeon really is his opposite in that regard. Hawkeye has wit for days and comebacks for every occasion. They usually land. More importantly, he knew when to be serious.

Bob has no wit and just throws out anything that comes into his mind. It's an endless procession of verbal barf in every tweet. Then there's his tendency to hide his cruel thoughts and desires behind a rice paper thin veil of jokes and thumbs up emojid. They're jarring and, in the case of the latter, look like something Ted Bundy would tweet to the world.
 
Even that would be too far for them. I remember Hawkeye performing an appendix removal to try and get an absolute incompetent butcher of an officer off the frontlines and he had a crisis of conscious. BJ admonished him for mutilating the man and breaking his Hippocratic Oath. Then there were other instances where they blackmailed a racist major and drove Leslie Jones crazy to get them removed from command. As much as they might be disgusted by Bob, Hawkeye and BJ or even Trapper John wouldn't send him to die. Winchester or Potter or Burns might let the thought dance through their heads a bit, but nothing more than that.

Speaking of Hawkeye, Bob's random access humor reminds me of how much the martini chugging surgeon really is his opposite in that regard. Hawkeye has wit for days and comebacks for every occasion. They usually land. More importantly, he knew when to be serious.

Bob has no wit and just throws out anything that comes into his mind. It's an endless procession of verbal barf in every tweet. Then there's his tendency to hide his cruel thoughts and desires behind a rice paper thin veil of jokes and thumbs up emojid. They're jarring and, in the case of the latter, look like something Ted Bundy would tweet to the world.
The only thing Bob and Hawkeye have in common is that they are both constantly on the load.
 
The only thing Bob and Hawkeye have in common is that they are both constantly on the load.
At least with Hawkeye, he does it to take the edge off seeing the carnage and leftovers of battle day in and day out. He never did surgery drunk as far as I remember.

Bob just does it to get out of bed and face the miserable existence he made for himself.
 
And yet another genocide tweet. "Stupid or annoying people have no more rights than a toenail." He didn't even require people to go through the effort of digging up a "not a person" tweet, he stuck it right there. A good chess player can see many moves ahead, Bob can't even see two sentences back.

For a guy that makes a living on making content based around his person, he surely can't even pretend to be a likeable guy. That's how high on his own ego this retard is, spews Nazi rethoric and is such a retard that the only logical reasoning behind this unhinged horseshit of a "philosophy" he has it that it's fine because he is one of the "Good Guys". He couldn't have picked a better moniker for himself, he's MovieBob but not because he loves film or makes movies but rather because he thinks on movie logic, very simplistic and childish movie logic you see in the crappiest D-List films some asshole with a camera and some hundred bucks filmed!

Well, I consider myself a good guy, and based on coherence I can apply Bob's own philosophy to himself. What I see here is an asshole that just loves to spew hate, so, a bad guy: Congratulations, you fucking bloated narcissist, by your own logic you're not a person! Fuck me sideways, this guy really has no redeeming qualities at all!

At least Frank Burns got laid (married plus affair with Hot Lips). Bob on the other hand... not only can't get a mistress (because that would require a SO), wouldn't serve his country, and would probably piss off Hawkeye and BJ even worse than Frank ever could.

Fuck, if a guy is a complete fucking loser in every field of life but is still a nice person, they still have it better than Bob. Bob is viscerally hated by loads of people and makes enemies wherever he goes, a friendly alcoholic , with empty pockets but a clean conscience has more to lose than Bob has. Guy has no life outside Twitter, and the fact that he has to restrict all interactions with him shows people over there don't like him either!
 
I could see Hawkeye and BJ try to finagle it so Bob gets sent to the frontlines after hearing one of his Superior Future sperg outs.
Or at least get him shipped to the 8063rd (reportedly the food is way worse there, and it ain't exactly great at the 4077th to begin with, lol) ;) Especially if Bob got into Hawkeye's booze.

Heck, I could see Bob being the camp cook and making horrific abominations of the scrambled powdered egg.
 
Abortion until moment of birth is "popular among people who matter". If you don't toe this line, your children will disown you, presumably resentful that you didn't abort them in the first place.
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The gradual deterioration of a dementia patient is broadcast over the whole World.
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"People" should be in the streets fighting for bigger change, while Bobby sits and shits in his cozy basement thirst-tweeting at lesbians.
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Another M-She-U discourse.
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Dad rock and Godzilla.
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He is such a petty tyrant.
 
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