Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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I’m archiving this for the fact that it included the anti-depressant telecast in the video. He is actively telling his highly impressionable audience that it is okay to use these kinds of drugs only to get a quick dopamine high to not have any problems with your “mental health”.

Not even coomers with their massive porn stash would be this dense.
 
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I’m archiving this for the fact that it included the anti-depressant telecast in the video. He is actively telling his highly impressionable audience that it is okay to use these kinds of drugs only to get a quick dopamine high to not have any problems with your “mental health”.

Not even coomers with their massive porn stash would be this dense.
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I really don't get why would anyone broadcast that they are depressed or which anti-depressants are they on or wear depression as a badge of honor .
 
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I really don't get why would anyone broadcast that they are depressed or which anti-depressants are they on or wear depression as a badge of honor .
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He's an L.A. sodomite; being mentally ill and on medication is a badge of honor for these people.

I really wonder how Hila's parents can look at their daughter dressing like a retard and then look at Ethan with a 60yo's gunt while celebrating being a failure, and not convince their daughter enough is enough; she's going back to slaughter Palestinians, like a proud Jew.
 
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Ita Mori said:
He's an L.A. sodomite; being mentally ill and on medication is a badge of honor for these people.

I really wonder how Hila's parents can look at their daughter dressing like a retard and then look at Ethan with a 60yo's gunt while celebrating being a failure, and not convince their daughter enough is enough; she's going back to slaughter Palestinians, like a proud Jew.
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Considering what their children ended up marrying, they probably like to pretend they never had kids. Or is there a third child besides Moses and Hila?
 
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albert the programmer said:
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I’m archiving this for the fact that it included the anti-depressant telecast in the video. He is actively telling his highly impressionable audience that it is okay to use these kinds of drugs only to get a quick dopamine high to not have any problems with your “mental health”.

Not even coomers with their massive porn stash would be this dense.
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>Awful self control, far too lazy to work out and too greedy to go on a diet.
> Too much of a coward to look himself in a mirror and work out why he is depressed.
>Too weak and lazy to even make an honest attempt to improve his mental and physical health.
>Has to be fed multiple mind altering pills from big pharma to even feel slighty close to being happy. His fans even recommend what pills to use because they are also this pathetic.
>These same people unironically believe they will be able to improve the world if they were in charge.

Why are all Breadtubers like this? I think some of his stress comes from the fact he is married to known IDF war criminal, Hila the Mutilator.
 
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Surely Ethan's breached the line when it comes to mildly cowish to full blown lolcow now?

albert the programmer said:
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I’m archiving this for the fact that it included the anti-depressant telecast in the video. He is actively telling his highly impressionable audience that it is okay to use these kinds of drugs only to get a quick dopamine high to not have any problems with your “mental health”.

Not even coomers with their massive porn stash would be this dense.
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The amazing thing that if this fat fuck just exercised, he wouldn't have any need for these brain-altering SSRI's he's unknowingly addicted too.
 
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Tepes Thot said:
That’s one of those things where I think he could try it, and then get his planet-sized ass slammed in return.
I wouldn’t put it past him to be stupid enough to try, but Zach has a lot of support, and Smiling Friends just increased it.

If it wouldn’t be stressful/mean spirited towards Zach, I’d almost wish Ethan would try it.
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Zach also keeps his personal shit out of the spotlight for the most part, save for the occasional funny story. He didn't make "having a disaster for a life" as part of his career.

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Oh lawdy he at that nikocado chunk
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DeusVult said:
I really don't get why would anyone broadcast that they are depressed or which anti-depressants are they on or wear depression as a badge of honor .
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He should leave that to the zoomer sadbois and sadgirls. It's not good when they do it either, but it's absolutely pathetic when a grown man (who looks older than his actual age, even) is doing it while sitting alone on his podcasting set.
 
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How long until that joke trans tweet he made that got him in trouble a few years back stops being a joke and he actually cuts his dick off? Because he's fitting off so many stereotypes that peetz had as well
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It would not be hard to get him in trouble for that.

Any time he has talked about Tucker Carlson in the past year, he calls him "Tuck the dick Carlson" and I think in one of the latter episodes he realized that it may be transphobic because chat was calling him out, so he stopped for a bit. But . . . Just do a compilation of all these takes where he talks about it and post it to someone that is his "enemy". . . I'm sure Ethan will get under fire from the trans community, too, as they do get upset when reminded they have to tuck their dick to appear feminine and it hits their insecurities hard.

Subreddit also calls him "Tuck the dick Carlson" but some people dislike it as they find it to be . . . Potentially causing issues with the alphabet mafia. Some do are vocal on how tuck the dick is misogynistic, or transphobic, but think cuck is racial. . .

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/search?q=tuck+the+dick&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all (archive: https://archive.ph/AG4tX )

I want to point to this thread for my last statement . . . Enjoy the lunacy supported by Ethan himself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/px8glq/cucker_carlson/ (archive: https://archive.ph/QDIII )
 
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Space Retard said:
>Awful self control, far too lazy to work out and too greedy to go on a diet.
> Too much of a coward to look himself in a mirror and work out why he is depressed.
>Too weak and lazy to even make an honest attempt to improve his mental and physical health.
>Has to be fed multiple mind altering pills from big pharma to even feel slighty close to being happy. His fans even recommend what pills to use because they are also this pathetic.
>These same people unironically believe they will be able to improve the world if they were in charge.

Why are all Breadtubers like this? I think some of his stress comes from the fact he is married to known IDF war criminal, Hila the Mutilator.
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He's not a breadtuber; he's too stupid for even that low bar.
He's nothing more than a stereotypical covetous Jew. His socio-political allegiance is money. He was never an edge-lord at heart back then and he's not a nu-leftist now.

I think him being married to an IDF harlot is unironically the coolest thing about Ethan.

Xerxes IX said:
He should leave that to the zoomer sadbois and sadgirls. It's not good when they do it either, but it's absolutely pathetic when a grown man (who looks older than his actual age, even) is doing it while sitting alone on his podcasting set.
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They can't help themselves; it's in their nature.
Why else is Hila pretending to be an e-girl with her shit clothesline and heinous hair/jewelry?
They have to pretend they're still hip and young 20-somethings. That ship has sailed and it's not coming back but these two retards refuse to admit their relatable-years youth is over.
You didn't see this shit with Gen-X/Late Boomers IMO. When Howard Stern or Bill Maher hit their 30s, they looked it. They weren't dressing in Lugz, No Fear, and Jncos type clothing on-air or trying to hop on Power Rangers, Pokemon, or any 90's trend tailored to kids/teens.
 
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Just want to put a note here about this but Ethan is currently semi-involved in some drama relating to their recent podcast with Bobby Lee and his hotwife/leech Khalyla. Apparently former UFC fighter and podcaster/"""""comedian""""" Brendan Schaub is under the impression that the ~60k subscriber /r/thefighterandthekid subreddit, originally created by fans of the titular podcast which has now devolved into a "hate sub" because it's real easy to hate Schaub, has been orchestrated behind the scenes for the last 5-6 years by none other than Bobby Lee himself, an allegation, according to Schaub, supported by over 300 pages of evidence including "IP addresses connected to Bobby". Due to this Schaub did what we all expected him having done this whole time and basically threatened Bobby with access to Joe Rogan (and pals). Ethan's autism is a contributing factor here as Khalyla herself said she wanted to come on the podcast since his obliviousness to social cues and addiction to drama would allow them to air out whatever they wanted to a large audience. Bobby also admits to being an unironic cuck who picked out some fellow comedian to fuck his wife, something Brendan was trying to blackmail him with, essentially. Remains to be seen if this will have any knock-on-effects for Ethan as Brendan is already currently in the process of suing one youtuber (and child/woman beater) YewNeek for something related to talking shit, and basically threatened it here too towards Bobby.



Oh yeah, all this was also all triggered by the culmination of a certain request by Brendan to "walg" comedian Annie Liederman (and friend/podcast co-host with Khalyla) to his "trugg" resulting in a podcast episode about the allegations, then leading to Brendan being questioned about this recent saga on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant 2 podcast, where he stated that Bobby is one of his best friends, the bestest! Even though he had just recently finished threatening the guy's career both directly and via threat of legal action, something we all get into with our friends every once in a while to be fair. In case you need any insight into Schaub's character. So they said fuck it and Ethan was more than happy to help!
 
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Just want to put a note here about this but Ethan is currently semi-involved in some drama relating to their recent podcast with Bobby Lee and his hotwife/leech Khalyla. Apparently former UFC fighter and podcaster/"""""comedian""""" Brendan Schaub is under the impression that the ~60k subscriber /r/thefighterandthekid subreddit, originally created by fans of the titular podcast which has now devolved into a "hate sub" because it's real easy to hate Schaub, has been orchestrated behind the scenes for the last 5-6 years by none other than Bobby Lee himself, an allegation, according to Schaub, supported by over 300 pages of evidence including "IP addresses connected to Bobby". Due to this Schaub did what we all expected him having done this whole time and basically threatened Bobby with access to Joe Rogan (and pals). Ethan's autism is a contributing factor here as Khalyla herself said she wanted to come on the podcast since his obliviousness to social cues and addiction to drama would allow them to air out whatever they wanted to a large audience. Bobby also admits to being an unironic cuck who picked out some fellow comedian to fuck his wife, something Brendan was trying to blackmail him with, essentially. Remains to be seen if this will have any knock-on-effects for Ethan as Brendan is already currently in the process of suing one youtuber (and child/woman beater) YewNeek for something related to talking shit, and basically threatened it here too towards Bobby.

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Oh yeah, all this was also all triggered by the culmination of a certain request by Brendan to "walg" comedian Annie Liederman (and friend/podcast co-host with Khalyla) to his "trugg" resulting in a podcast episode about the allegations, then leading to Brendan being questioned about this recent saga on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant 2 podcast, where he stated that Bobby is one of his best friends, the bestest! Even though he had just recently finished threatening the guy's career both directly and via threat of legal action, something we all get into with our friends every once in a while to be fair. In case you need any insight into Schaub's character. So they said fuck it and Ethan was more than happy to help!
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I wanted to say that I'm surprised Bobby Lee is an actual cuck, but I suppose if anyone is going to be that degenerate, it's going to be the guy who committed gay incest in his teens.

Hopefully this drama blows up and all parties involved get fucked by it.
 
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