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April Lauren / April Lauren Wilson Brown / Wakeupbright - Fake positivity, pedostache husband. Voted fatty most likely on the verge of her Stepford Wife robot programming malfunctioning
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I see she’s now going to just wear baggy clothing and hope you’ll believe her weight loss. Also she looks really deranged with her glasses, they seem to bring out the craziness in her eyes.
between April Lauren and Amberlynn Reid..... Im officially scared to try Chalula hot sauce. WTF is in that stuff that makes these women on such low-calorie diets to gain weight?!?? That sauce is clearly the issue because its definitely not the fault of April or Amber. (sarcasm)
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It's good to see April pretending to be enthusiastic about cooking. She would really benefit from cooking classes, because she's leaning awfully hard on these weird "anabolic" diet recipes, whereas if she could actually cook and understood actual foods and their macronutrients, calorie counts, etc. she could come up with a more sustainable (over the long term) and much tastier way of eating. But doing these "anabolic" things are a start, I guess. It's just not a long term plan, especially since she's kidding on that she wants to be a mother.
It's a pretty safe bet that April and hubs still eat quite a bit of snacky foods outside of the mill prep she shows, and she's probably still overshooting her own portions of the mills, as she doesn't mention a word about tracking and she only manages to lose either 0.1 or 1.1 lbs every week, according to her.
It's a pretty safe bet that April and hubs still eat quite a bit of snacky foods outside of the mill prep she shows, and she's probably still overshooting her own portions of the mills, as she doesn't mention a word about tracking and she only manages to lose either 0.1 or 1.1 lbs every week, according to her.
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It shows just how much she cares and pays attention to us. We point something out and a few days later, there she is pretending to do those things or tries to shut us down. We point out how she distorts photos and loves restaurants and boom, she wears baggy clothes so we can’t do comparisons and pretends to care about cooking at home. We talk about her crazy eyes and noticeable lack of facial fat loss and voila, glasses that I’m sure she thinks is slimming and takes away from her eyes. I guess she’s willing to do anything except lose weight. It’s really quite remarkable.
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I wonder why she feels so burnt out and unmotivated. Maybe because she skipped losing weight and getting in shape and went straight to competitions and CrossFit. She skipped the boring stuff that doesn’t get views and went straight to “look at the heavy girl who’s a fitness guru!”.
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As to Kenny's rank, how long you can remain an E5 can depend on your MOS. Some fields have very few higher slots and you could end up waiting for awhile for something to open up. But I also suspect he's not a stellar soldier either.
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What convinced her that editing her bare cavewoman feet into her mill prep was the best idea?
PotatoFace
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What the fuck kind of white people food is this bland nonsense??
And she rated it 10/10. April needs some taste buds, yikes. It really wouldn't hurt the calories to spray some oil in a pan and get some color on that chicken or saute the vegetables and rice. It must have tasted like mush.
Why is she so averse to vegetables? We're in Fat Jen territory with 3 packages of cheese and 2 packages of cream cheese for one recipe.
Damn, girl...
And then she added more cheese on top later. Wow. It was basically Jen's chaffles but baked in an oven.
I just don't understand why someone who is home all day needs to have an extra freezer stocked with frozen meal prep. I understand prepping for lazy days when you don't want to cook, but it's like their entire diet is reheated garbage.
She ends the video saying "Have a good weekend! Happy Memorial Day!" LOL Jesus Christ.
And she rated it 10/10. April needs some taste buds, yikes. It really wouldn't hurt the calories to spray some oil in a pan and get some color on that chicken or saute the vegetables and rice. It must have tasted like mush.
Why is she so averse to vegetables? We're in Fat Jen territory with 3 packages of cheese and 2 packages of cream cheese for one recipe.
Damn, girl...
And then she added more cheese on top later. Wow. It was basically Jen's chaffles but baked in an oven.
I just don't understand why someone who is home all day needs to have an extra freezer stocked with frozen meal prep. I understand prepping for lazy days when you don't want to cook, but it's like their entire diet is reheated garbage.
She ends the video saying "Have a good weekend! Happy Memorial Day!" LOL Jesus Christ.
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What the fuck is going on with her eyebrows? Fat clogged artery cause a stroke? Bad Botox? Liar face filling up the freezer that she glared at before saying they should go out to eat for the 6th time this week?
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April made giant fat misshapen taquitos that have 264 calories each and said they're "very filling" but still showed herself eating 2 as a meal with a vegetable side. She could have just bought a box of taquitos from costco, where 3 taquitos are about 400 calories and are no more or less bad for her than the pile of cheese and buffalo sauce she stuffed into tortillas.
For some reason, obese women who refuse to eat less are always obsessed with fiber. as if fiber rich foods will negate the calories in the river of cheese. If it's about satiety, protein is much more important than fiber, anyway. Just get some metamucil, Ape. I'm gonna start calling April "Ape" like I'm Phil Margera, don't mind me.
For some reason, obese women who refuse to eat less are always obsessed with fiber. as if fiber rich foods will negate the calories in the river of cheese. If it's about satiety, protein is much more important than fiber, anyway. Just get some metamucil, Ape. I'm gonna start calling April "Ape" like I'm Phil Margera, don't mind me.
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Those recipes looked like ass imo. These 'anabolic recipes' are really some of the worst gymbro culture has to offer. Unless you're a body builder on a crazy cut who doesn't mind food that tastes like paste, you do not have to be driving around town trying to find fat free cheddar and fat free cream cheese. And even they can probably just eat something else that does resemble nice food. I'll give it to Doucette that his anabolic recipies at least seem to retain some taste.
The meals that April prepped a few months ago that were just protein, broccoli and potatoes/rice looked a lot nicer than whatever this is.
The meals that April prepped a few months ago that were just protein, broccoli and potatoes/rice looked a lot nicer than whatever this is.
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The thing that bothers me with this whole PUSHING URSELF TO THE EDGE bullshit mindset she's so hellbent on adopting is this: What happens when she gets to a weight (in like two years) where weight loss actually takes work? Right now she's losing the amount of weight that someone her size would lose merely by adding 5,000 extra steps to their day. Right now weight loss at her size is easy af.
April is giving people such a distorted sense of weight loss, that someone 140 pounds overweight has to PUSH URSELF TO THE EDGE to drop on average a pound a week. That somehow PUSHING URSELF TO THE EDGE correlates to itty bitty weekly slow weight loss for someone literally (physically?) carrying around the weight of a second person.
What new gimmick is she gonna latch onto once she gets below the 200s (in five years)?
April will die a thousand deaths to avoid showing us what she really eats, to simultaneously pretend she tracks everything and nothing at the same time. There's only so much longer she can carry on this charade. I just love it.
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I just hope she’s went back to feeding her poor dogs kibble. I do not think she could properly feed them a homemade diet. It takes dedication and research to do it properly. Plus is it more those dogs aren’t being taken for walks and you can purchase dog food to help fat pets. Natural balance actually has an option literally called Fat Dogs.
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It‘s unbelievable how none of the fatties can cook for shit. It’s always either canned crap mixed together or terrible bland shit that wouldn’t even be served as punishment in a North Korean labor camp.
And why the fuck does this lazy bitch need to meal prep like she works three jobs? Bitch, it takes 20 minutes to do a quick stir fry from scratch.
And why the fuck does this lazy bitch need to meal prep like she works three jobs? Bitch, it takes 20 minutes to do a quick stir fry from scratch.
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Especially considering how we know it’s going to end up in the trash anyway once it goes bad because April decided to order take out or go to a restaurant. It’s just wasted food.
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Ya know, there are recipes on tik tok that are low carb, fast, filling, and amazing. Whatever she is prepping there is an abomination. April, buy some Chica Licka Bam Bam, some hot sauce, and sprinkle that shit on everything. Stop embarrassing the food you buy. Watch people prepare food. Have mercy, child.
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Adding to the list of April Seriously What The Fuck Are You Doing, I couldn't help but notice she used vanilla almond milk for that diabolical mac and cheese.
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April doesn’t need special low carb recipes. She’s so fat she can eat McDonald’s and still lose weight. She just need to stop eating every five fucking minutes. The problem isn’t the food, it’s the amount she eats.
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Don't blame white people for this, that's giving April a pass.
I've noticed that a lot of people (not you Potato, I'm talking generally) think "spicy = spiced" or "lots of colors = spiced".
So you'll see "white people food" like this
and people will go "Durr hurr white people don't season they food." Not realizing that it's intense as all fuck because what I just posted is a picture of garlic soup.
Not "soup with garlic", soup made of garlic.
So you'll see "white people food" like this
and people will go "Durr hurr white people don't season they food." Not realizing that it's intense as all fuck because what I just posted is a picture of garlic soup.
Not "soup with garlic", soup made of garlic.
That "rice bowl" is a goddamn tragedy.
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