DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Someone explain to me why Phil even bothers with Q & A segments when it's keenly aware that he despises his audience, gets asked the same 5 questions every time, and every answer he can possibly give is either "I don't care" or "no." He even refuses to elaborate on his answers and never has anything interesting to talk about when asked slightly personal stuff. We've known the last movie he saw in theaters was Homecoming (which was like 5 fuckin years ago at this point) so why do people keep asking that? It's not like he's gonna go out and watch Dr. Strange or Everyting All At Once this week during his day off, so he can't even talk about that shit.
Largely out of laziness. He knows he can just play another game to pad the time, yet intentionally doesn't because that would be effort. A "q&a" is easy for him to just sit there and talk about what he wants since he can cherry pick questions to answer.

There's also the element that he tends to do them more often when he isn't making tips on a game and can use it as a "punishment" for not giving him money the specific way he wants. Every game he's given up on recently he had ample time to just start up a game and fuck around for a bit till the end of the stream but instead decides to continue revealing how cut off from the world he is because he knows that he won't called out for it on his stream.

He gets asked the same questions because the wheelchairs know that anything else will trigger him harder than a wwe champions reference will. They don't want to be banned because they have nowhere else to go if they do.
 
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Dude holy shit stop begging
 
He has used the phrase "slowest stream of all year" but is this actually the slowest stream all year? Hard to tell anymore.
This was indeed the slowest day stream (from a tips perspective) since my records started on 04/22/21. Final tips amount came out to $34.96. For reference, here's the Top 10 slowest day streams prior to today's (note yellow highlighted streams occurred within the previous 4 weeks.)
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In regards to zoya, here's his final score for super chats (did not tip, and memberships are not included). Looking forward to you wasting more money on your 3rd sock cuck faggot.
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"Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers."
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King of using big words he doesn't know the meaning of berating someone else over his misuse of a word since he planned the beg&a all along.
I wonder if we can somehow harness the power of his rattling cup.
It's like a divining rod for money

Looking forward to you wasting more money on your 3rd sock cuck faggot.
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I would argue it's already in place based on these two posts:
The chastising of memento mori
and then an apology after memento was berated (light blue super chat message).
 
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My hopes for tonight's Halo stream:

1. Phil gets mad and complains people are better than him because they play Halo too much.
2. Chat asks about Snowkarl all night.
3. Chat keeps trolling Phil about playing MP with them.
4. Can't find his way around the new maps.
5. Salt
6. Hey Phil, why are your eyes puffy? Are you sick?
 
My hopes for tonight's Halo stream:

1. Phil gets mad and complains people are better than him because they play Halo too much.
2. Chat asks about Snowkarl all night.
3. Chat keeps trolling Phil about playing MP with them.
4. Can't find his way around the new maps.
5. Salt
We will hear #1 all night long and I can't wait it's my favorite Phil excuse for anything multiplayer. I dare anyone to find a multiplayer game where Phil loses and doesn't use this excuse. He even does it for Super Turbo on Xbox when he played ranked matches because it showed the amount of wins both players had he had the gall to say someone played ST more than him (a game he has been in love with for 30 years and even went broke travelling around the country to play it.)
 
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In addition to the beg tweet during the actual day stream, mother fucker also drops a post-day stream beg tweet and a pre-night stream beg tweet within 15 minutes of one another. Jfc dude take some control of your life for god's sake.
Never been happier by the way, loving his life
 
"I don't have another dream jahb. This...this is my best jahb I am ever gonna have."
What about the 10 year plan? Yeah, I know... begging on streams will be the last thing he'll ever do.
At least he perfected how to look like a bum.
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Friends, this is why nobody should be annoyed with the money Phil makes. His expression says it all. He's fucking miserable.
 
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In addition to the beg tweet during the actual day stream, mother fucker also drops a post-day stream beg tweet and a pre-night stream beg tweet within 15 minutes of one another. Jfc dude take some control of your life for god's sake.
"a game with flaws"
Translation: people did not throw enough money at me for no reason.
 
"a game with flaws"
Translation: people did not throw enough money at me for no reason.
I mean this wasn't even his worst performing game, Kirby for example technically performed worse overall on average (although it was part of the night stream scam so he technically earned a higher $ per hour with Kirby despite less $ per stream):
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