Laughingjoke2
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2019
You know what's funny Jack Tammy thinks the same thing just in a different context.
"I Give up taking Fat and Carbs out of my Husband's mouth. What happens happens.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
- Thread starter Gentlebastard
- Start date
"I Give up taking Fat and Carbs out of my Husband's mouth. What happens happens.
- Joined
- Jun 10, 2021
He is such a fucking narcissist. If Jack wasn't such an utter retard, he wouldn't even be funny!
Precisely. He is such an abusive asshole that I wouldn't doubt it she's got a bottle to celebrate the day he finally fucks himself over irrevocably with his habits. Well, I fucking would if I had to put up with Jagoff, lol!
Considering how Jack is like MovieBob in only caring about the issues of the now, did he ever find out his idol Trump held a "LGBT for Trump!" flag on a rally some years back? Can't imagine the tantrum the Jagoff would throw if he saw that!
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2020
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2013
Get fucked Fatty. He's such a thin skinned little bitch that he's got no problem striking down a video but is afraid of one of his being struck down.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2020
Ah, that explains it, Jack was hangry-boomer book posting. His belly is full of meat juices now, so he’s happy.
Meat Twinkies > Turkey Necks
Meat Twinkies > Turkey Necks
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
He can't even be mad at them for normal, non-retarded reasons. Instead he'll get all angy that he saw someone vaguely coded as a lesbian in a scene they move when they export to China. Maybe he should just get the ching chong versions instead of getting triggered?
He should because even he doesn't get his fat ass sued, eventually he will piss off someone who will go and report all the stolen thumbnails in his back catalog to the owners. Get fucked Jack you little bitch. Your skin is so thin because you're so fucking fat it gets stretched.
The only reason the fat bastard even cares about that is the character is named "Jack." What a child.
- Joined
- Feb 4, 2013
Meat Twinkies sound very homoerotic, then again, this is Jack, of course he would want to suck down on a Meat Twinkie.
abobe
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 2, 2021
The ends on a couple of them look like foreskin covered glans. The whole recipe sounds and looks homoerotic.
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2014
So he bacon wrapped cream cheese and dumped it full of seasoning. Maybe he added some shreddy cheese to force some structure. Either way fuck this dish and it might be the gayest thing he's cooked yet.
Someone told Jack to eat a dick, and he tried to come up with the most high-calorie solution.
Which sounds more Jacko
"Get you DMCA"
or "Time to DMCA Y'all"
Seriously, he's just cooking severed meat dick facsimiles. The Cream Cheese honestly sounds like he just wanted the full package.
Which sounds more Jacko
"Get you DMCA"
or "Time to DMCA Y'all"
Seriously, he's just cooking severed meat dick facsimiles. The Cream Cheese honestly sounds like he just wanted the full package.
Aaway
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2016
Joycondrift
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2021
The best part about his boomer posts is that he has to loudly slur them out his pie hole into his phone, while he sits at home by himself. Meanwhile Tammy actually makes contributions to society via just having a fucking job.
captkrisma
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
Get you ratios Jack
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2021
Making fun of a sitting president is like the easiest shit, but Jack manages to make it cringey.
FatJacksFatAssTongue
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2021
So we all know the fat sack of shit uses voice to text, but I’m pretty sure he goes back in and changes HOPE to all caps manually.
That said, he’s obviously too stroked out to ever notice that he needs to always change ‘you’ to ‘your’.
Get you next stroke
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
He literally made a dick-shaped food that squirts cream when you bite into it.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2020
So Jack got this recipe from TikTok (shock of the year). It’s a sausage removed of its casing stuffed with a cheese stick and then wrapped in bacon.
GET YOU HEART ATTACK.
Seriously though, the bacon explosion is probably healthier and that’s saying something.
Edit for clarity: basically you carefully un-case (de-case?) the sausage and it will retain its shape which is long enough to stuff or shape around a string cheese stick (or some other similarly shaped cheese) and then that gets wrapped in bacon.
GET YOU HEART ATTACK.
Seriously though, the bacon explosion is probably healthier and that’s saying something.
Edit for clarity: basically you carefully un-case (de-case?) the sausage and it will retain its shape which is long enough to stuff or shape around a string cheese stick (or some other similarly shaped cheese) and then that gets wrapped in bacon.
Last edited:
Dave Meltzer
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2016
Surprised he went with this version. The Texas Twinkie would have been easier to Tammy proof with the chilis. Curious if this will be a meal or a KETO snack.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2020
It was shown as a Keto snack I think on TikTok. I’m also fairly certain it isn’t meant to eat 5 in one sitting which Jack most certainly will do.
Furthermore, thinking on it, I’m surprised Mr. BBQ Wars himself didn’t try smoking these. Grilling it would probably be a nightmare due to grease content, but smoking could work due to lower temp and the inclusion of bacon which is already pretty Smokey. Another missed opportunity by the fat man. Womp womp.
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2020
1.) Has “Twink” in the name
2.) Uses this emoji:
Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack.
I’m reminded of this picture.
