May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[The Foxtrot]

It doesn't happen because incest is a capital crime in Islam, unlike calling someone a Jew or a homo. It's just that cousins aren't considered immediate relatives:

Ah, that must be why inbreeding is such a problem in the Islamic World, because they've sure got a lot of it going on for it to be a "capital crime"...

...but if they don't consider cousins "immediate relatives" under Sharia Law, while that might be legally okay, we all know that, genetically, any offspring are still fucked. And yeah, most marriages are between first cousins (look it up, it's some crazy high percentage) in the Islamic World, so that also explains why birth defects run rampant (alongside general mental retardation).

Anyways, we are getting a little too sidetracked off the original topic, so I'll throw in my 0.02₽ on that here:

I don't feel bad for Chris himself, I feel bad for the situation in that he clearly didn't stand a chance in hell at life. That being said, he still (probably) raped his senile, elderly mother, and he's had this long overdue. He should have been punished harshly after trying to run over Michael Snyder, but I suppose this time they couldn't allow him to pull the 'tism card. Now he's up shit creek without a paddle, and none of his usual copes are working. His life as he knew it is over, he knows that, and he's got no idea how to respond.

 

[King Kiwi]

Well, looks like they finally broke him. I’d feel bad for the motherfucker…

At least he's popular right?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Some of it could be from medication but I have this feeling that Chris made a sad expression because he knows people will see it. And he thinks that of he try to look all sad like he's about to cry people will feel sorry for him. Maybe think he's feeling remorse for what he did and give him the pity he so desires.

I doubt he'd be able to pull off such a masterpiece of manipulation,
Autistics tend to have problems to separate peoples feelings from their own.
If Chris is sad, he anticipates everybody else being sad, too and if he is angry, the world is also angry.

Look at the video where he is pretending to be a Troll in public.
Everybody else notices how he is retarded and his speech pattern is still weird, the dump hipshake he does that is supposed to look cool

Only Chris himself thinks he comes off as a badass just because he is wearing sunglasses, a vest and does not talk about hedgehogs, pokemon and jerkops for once.
He would tell you lies if you face him IRL but this fucked up expression can't be made up.


To be honest, he looks like he's got a taste of how it is to be an adult. He doesn't like it and wants to be irresponsible little Chris eating sweets and watching TV all the time again ASAP, but the bitter pill of facing consequences hit him like a Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha

Chris's letters are probably a serious perjury risk. With how popular Chris Chan is, the jail letters to/from unverified weens were probably shut down. and limited to family only. It's a wonder if he even has powers of attorney over himself at this point it may now just go through his lawyer

Agree. It could be an instruction from the doctors of the psychiatric hospital to prevent Chris from reading all the letters to keep him stable. If the transfer occured for setting him on psychotropic drugs so that he is predictable enough to go back to jail, nothing should threaten this fragile balance. They recognized enabler letters are bad for Tards mental health, so they decided to put an embargo on enabler letters.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

To be honest, he looks like he's got a taste of how it is to be an adult. He doesn't like it and wants to be irresponsible little Chris eating sweets and watching TV all the time again ASAP, but the bitter pill of facing consequences hit him like a Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha

With that taste of being an adult, I hope the state of VA revokes his driver's license for good.

 

[Hepativore]

With that taste of being an adult, I hope the state of VA revokes his driver's license for good.

Actually, I would be happy if he ends up on the SOR upon release, as people have gotten on it for much less.

 

[Android raptor]

Damn, somehow I doubt Chris is significantly less batshit than before he got sent to the psych ward. Any particular reason he might've been sent back, other than the hospital wanting to free up a bed?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Damn, somehow I doubt Chris is significantly less batshit than before he got sent to the psych ward. Any particular reason he might've been sent back, other than the hospital wanting to free up a bed?

Probably because he smells like stage IV pressure ulcers without having any.

 

[Jack Awful]

Damn, somehow I doubt Chris is significantly less batshit than before he got sent to the psych ward. Any particular reason he might've been sent back, other than the hospital wanting to free up a bed?

Maybe it was just for an evaluation.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Maybe it was just for an evaluation.

He had one as far back as his initial check in to the jail of fail. It's more likely the jail shrinks couldn't crack through his thick skull and get him to stop sperging about being a CPU sonichu goddess so they sent him to the professionals at western State who could gladly dope him up on Thorazine and god knows what else till his only response was "yes,"

If he's still on meds the guards are probably relived they don't have to listen to him kicking against the cell door or go on and about the goddamned "hedgehog pokemans" anymore.

 

[Ophelia]

It might be too early to know if he can send or receive letters.

his motivation to go through with is was a very poorly thought out ploy to try to get china, by opening himself to lesbians.

Where did he say this? I’ve tried to find it.

I just don't get why people defend Chris so much on this issue.

The logic is that non-trans people don’t get punished (as they see it) by having their pronouns ignored. We don’t call Ted Bundy “she” because we know he wanted to be called “he,” for example. To them, ignoring it for one person is as bad as ignoring it for anyone else, regardless of whether the person is good or bad. Just sharing the explanation, not endorsing it.

With that taste of being an adult, I hope the state of VA revokes his driver's license for good.

Don’t hold your breath. Absolute morons have drivers licenses. But he will probably be without a car to drive anyway since Barb wrecked Sonchu.

Actually, I would be happy if he ends up on the SOR upon release, as people have gotten on it for much less.

I’m not gonna get my hopes up.

Damn, somehow I doubt Chris is significantly less batshit than before he got sent to the psych ward. Any particular reason he might've been sent back, other than the hospital wanting to free up a bed?

Many kiwis believe he was there in order to be able to assist in his defense. Maybe he wasn’t cooperating with his lawyer and needed things explained to him by professionals with access to medication.

It's more likely the jail shrinks couldn't crack through his thick skull and get him to stop sperging about being a CPU sonichu goddess

As long as he can stop long enough to get through a hearing, they don’t need to. He wasn’t there to stop pretending about hedgehogs and Jesus.

so they sent him to the professionals at western State who could gladly dope him up on Thorazine and god knows what else till his only response was "yes,"

But why would they?

If he's still on meds the guards are probably relived they don't have to listen to him kicking against the cell door or go on and about the goddamned "hedgehog pokemans" anymore.

People usually don’t get doped up just because they’re annoying (if only).

 

[A Grey Cat]

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As long as he can stop long enough to get through a hearing, they don’t need to. He wasn’t there to stop pretending about hedgehogs and Jesus.


But why would they?


People usually don’t get doped up just because they’re annoying (if only).

I know I mean it's a plus for them that he's less annoying now even if it wasn't the intent. The intent wasn't to get him to be less annoying it was to get him to understand what he needs to do when they take him before the court. Eg not stomp on the floor like a child throwing a tantrum because they can't have any ice cream while screaming "but ah am famous on da internet! "

 

[raticate]

chris sirhc is serving his time and just trying to get through it..........nahc chan is on the verge of another breakdown

 

[Ishtar]

I wonder if any of the staff at the mental ward looked him up and tried to torment him for fun.

"Hey Chris, where is Sonichu is she in the room with us now?"

"This isn't your temple don't you want to go back"

If only there was video footage of the nurses dabbing on the fat assed dumbass. Would be so great.

 

[BobJones997]

It might be too early to know if he can send or receive letters.

I suspect we'll get a letter or phone call pretty soon. If Chris was going to be restricted from sending leters while in jail, they most likely would have done it from day one. It's not like his lawyer doesn't know that Chris is a notorious lolcow who has an army of weens and enablers following his every move and desperately trying to get new content.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oh boy. Then what?

The Hobo Saga, if the rather unlikely event of him being committed to an asylum or something similar doesn't happen.

He definitely can't return to 14 Branchland Court after all is said and done.

Chris-Chan was never a she to begin with. As I see it, Chris was so desperate for a woman, he started to believe he was once.

It's actually not uncommon among autists. If you can't get a girlfriend you can become the girlfriend.

 

[AnOminous]

It might be too early to know if he can send or receive letters.

You can bet weens are sending them, so if he's replying, we'll know soon enough (unless it is another gay ops cabal that hoards it). I suppose the content might be nice but at some point, the lulz train is over here, and we may have hit that point and gone past it.

 

[Mr. 0]

DIE CHRIS

 

[The Foxtrot]

And depending on the severity of damage he cause, he'll be put down like a bear too.

But then again, this is Chris we're talking about, and there's no way he's capable of that level of violence without hurting himself as he's flat out braindead.

So I am not too optimistic that he'll be able to do anything even if he got released.

No, but he does have a Driver's License, and I wouldn't doubt some ween would give him access to a car.

 

[Optimus Prime]

No, but he does have a Driver's License, and I wouldn't doubt some ween would give him access to a car.

That may not be as bad as it sounds given what we know of his driving habits, which is that of an old lady who can't even hit the speed limit IIRC. It's still idiotic to put him behind the wheel of a multi-ton vehicle, especially one as shitty and cheap as this theoretical weenmobile would be, but its unlikely he'll try to do attempted vehicular suicide like his mother.

Also theoretically, if Chris has been barred from 14BC and Barb, he may somehow obtain a shitty RV so he could simply bring ChrisHoard3.0 along with him literally all over town.

 

[The Foxtrot]

That may not be as bad as it sounds given what we know of his driving habits, which is that of an old lady who can't even hit the speed limit IIRC. It's still idiotic to put him behind the wheel of a multi-ton vehicle, especially one as shitty and cheap as this theoretical weenmobile would be, but its unlikely he'll try to do attempted vehicular suicide like his mother.

I was referring more to the fact he did try to run over Michael Snyder, so attempting vehicular assault is not out of the question. Even if we don't factor this in, and his driving habits are that of an old lady, that's still enough to be dangerous to other drivers.