Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ophelia]

I like how he nicely admitted he was in fact a borderline retard who barely graduated, instead of just flat out denying it and saying the report card is an obvious forgery.

I did expect “those aren’t my grades, child.” His reaction was strange.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I did expect “those aren’t my grades, child.” His reaction was strange.

Lots of lolcows have some kind of condition that forces them to lie constantly about the dumbest things but tell the truth about things far more embarrassing. No idea what it could be called, I'm not a medical expert.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I did expect “those aren’t my grades, child.” His reaction was strange.

Based on his reply to a Stalker text where he accepted he was a failure of the American education system, 'just not how you think, child', my operating theory is Pat believes he was too smart for school and they just couldn't understand his genius. I am guessing he thinks this because it's what his mother told him. If that's the case it makes sense he wouldn't deny his shitty academic performance; it's only a reflection of the school's inability to nurture such a uniquely gifted child.

It's basically the origin story of every internet midwit (see also: Owen Benjamin, Sargon of Akkad).

 

[Bagger 293]

I think it's possible he has admitted the grades are genuine so easily because he knows
a. All the atalkers were probably going to believe they were real anyway, and
b. None of his followers will see them, or if they do will twist it in a way like mentioned above to be that Tomlinson was just too smart for the system.
That, and of course
c. He is very fat

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I think it's possible he has admitted the grades are genuine so easily because he knows
a. All the atalkers were probably going to believe they were real anyway, and
b. None of his followers will see them, or if they do will twist it in a way like mentioned above to be that Tomlinson was just too smart for the system.
That, and of course
c. He is very fat

A and B imply some level of strategy on his part that seems to be absent when he replies to every single troll tweet in the universe no matter how obvious it is that he shouldn't

therefore the answer is C

This is how you figure out multiple choice questions, Pat. Maybe if you'd learned this a long time ago you could have achieved reasonable grades.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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Lots of lolcows have some kind of condition that forces them to lie constantly about the dumbest things but tell the truth about things far more embarrassing. No idea what it could be called, I'm not a medical expert.

The medical term is "fat gayness"

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I like how he nicely admitted he was in fact a borderline retard who barely graduated, instead of just flat out denying it and saying the report card is an obvious forgery.

Ideas like that don't come from 1.4 GPAs. It actually makes Pat a little more pitiable. He's an actual moron, a simpleton, a buffoon. Yet he chose "writer" as a career. He was doomed from the start. Poor, stupid, fat bastard.

 

[Ophelia]

my operating theory is Pat believes he was too smart for school and they just couldn't understand his genius.

Ohhh that makes so much sense.

I was wondering why he’s open about the grades being real but all the evidence of owing Quasi money and losing to the Polack are stalker child lies.

 

[Meriasek]

Based on his reply to a Stalker text where he accepted he was a failure of the American education system, 'just not how you think, child', my operating theory is Pat believes he was too smart for school and they just couldn't understand his genius. I am guessing he thinks this because it's what his mother told him. If that's the case it makes sense he wouldn't deny his shitty academic performance; it's only a reflection of the school's inability to nurture such a uniquely gifted child.

It's basically the origin story of every internet midwit (see also: Owen Benjamin, Sargon of Akkad).

Oh, definitely. He thinks that he flunked school because he was too bored with it and he wasn't challenged enough. Like Einstein, he flunked math, too!
If only he had been challenged more, if only they had understood that him eating paste was not because he was retarded but because he was using his superior tastebuds to discern the chemical compounds in the paste. But whatever, school grades don't matter, Oinksy Doodles is basically an academic because he sometimes reads Wikipedia articles!

 

[AnOminous]

Ideas like that don't come from 1.4 GPAs. It actually makes Pat a little more pitiable. He's an actual moron, a simpleton, a buffoon. Yet he chose "writer" as a career. He was doomed from the start. Poor, stupid, fat bastard.

It's amazing, because there would have been no way to prove the grades were real without him admitting it. Anyone could have faked something like that. Meanwhile he'll look at black and white court records with the court seal on them that anyone can check and just straight up deny they exist, not that the judge was wrong and unfair, but that they literally don't exist.

Man is a fucking mental case.

 

[r00]

Oh, definitely. He thinks that he flunked school because he was too bored with it and he wasn't challenged enough. Like Einstein, he flunked math, too!
If only he had been challenged more, if only they had understood that him eating paste was not because he was retarded but because he was using his superior tastebuds to discern the chemical compounds in the paste. But whatever, school grades don't matter, Oinksy Doodles is basically an academic because he sometimes reads Wikipedia articles!

Only Einstein didn't actually flunk maths and was good at other things. Whereas Pat did flunk maths and isn't good at anything. I can see why that might confuse him because he's a fat mongoloid.

 

[instythot]

Someone making it obvious would be a situation I can see happening. Not everyone in Pat's orbit is a genius.

The other issue I would worry about is that the use of US Mail, if it happened, could bring in some department (postmaster general or, god help everyone, the department of education which has its own 1811-series federal agents and conducts armed raids) that decides which cases to pursue based on a magic-8 ball reading or if they're bored that day.

Anyway, based on Pat's previous track record I suspect you are right and nothing will come of it. Yet I would still say that anyone actually obtaining such records through some type of fraud- if that happened- is maybe not making the best life choices. But it's our gain.

I hope the culprit said 'i' m working on a project about the education of published authors. Can you send me Pat Tomlinson's report cards" and the school just said "sure, as soon as we find them"

I did expect “those aren’t my grades, child.” His reaction was strange.

This is an actual, verifiable thing that the atalkers have done to Pat that wasn't perpetrated by a mystery fatass roughly the same height and build as Pat. He finally has an example of how targeted his is that's not a mean tweet or prank text. He was never leaving that opportunity to squeal on the table despite how much it proves that he's borderline retarded

 

[AnOminous]

Only Einstein didn't actually flunk maths and was good at other things. Whereas Pat did flunk maths and isn't good at anything. I can see why that might confuse him because he's a fat mongoloid.

That urban legend is often cited by stupid people.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I’m conflicted on this. On the one hand the knowledge that Fatrick is crying and seething at home after his account is banned is hilarious. On the other, I don’t get to see his unhinged behavior and bizarre, effeminate writing style.

Also, who would the lizard king consult with now that his kingdom is under threat?

Tbh watching him fight impersonators last time he got banned was hilarious. He's simultaneously evading the ban, and trying to convince people which account hes running. It's gonna be hilarious when he gets banned again, and someone starts posting his copypaste impersonator line back at him on every tweet and we'd never know who was real.

 

[ShinyStar]

I'm going to go conspiracy theorist here. @SomervilleDan said they got the report cards legally. We know that the pests had been engaging in group texts with members of Fat's family.

It's possible that they also texted Fat's family individually. We know that they confronted Fat's family with his failings. I theorize that one of these conversations touched a nerve, not against the pests, but against Fat. I theorize that one of Fat's family members sent the report cards to the pests. I'm going to guess it's the brother because of Fat's later comment about him to Somerville Dan.

Knowing how Fat has to be better than everyone, even his Twitter friends, I can only imagine what it was like growing up with him as a brother. He must have been constantly belittling his sibling to salve his own ego. The brother likely gets great satisfaction watching Fat today blunder about from one obvious trap to the next. Watching his childhood stupidity get exposed is probably an act of healing.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

He is really losing his mind over these past couple weeks. Losing the lawsuit and restraining order, on the hook for thousands in legal fees he doesn't have the money to pay, has put the SFWA in a bad spot where they will now also owe a couple thousand dollars, and now someone leaking his high school report card that shows he was a terrible student. His only hope now is getting law enforcement involved which seems unlikely considering that nobody seems to really be sending him death threats which is why only now he keeps mentioning them since everything else has failed. It's going to be really interesting to see what happens after the next Quash, but he's been having a non-stop meltdown for what seems like the past couple weeks now.

I'm going to go conspiracy theorist here. @SomervilleDan said they got the report cards legally. We know that the pests had been engaging in group texts with members of Fat's family.

It's possible that they also texted Fat's family individually. We know that they confronted Fat's family with his failings. I theorize that one of these conversations touched a nerve, not against the pests, but against Fat. I theorize that one of Fat's family members sent the report cards to the pests. I'm going to guess it's the brother because of Fat's later comment about him to Somerville Dan.

Knowing how Fat has to be better than everyone, even his Twitter friends, I can only imagine what it was like growing up with him as a brother. He must have been constantly belittling his sibling to salve his own ego. The brother likely gets great satisfaction watching Fat today blunder about from one obvious trap to the next. Watching his childhood stupidity get exposed is probably an act of healing.

This is what I was thinking. The most likely answer I believe is that Dan or another forum use got into contact with someone from Patrick's family that also can't stand him and got the transcripts. Patrick seems to be totally estranged from his family from probably being a cunt towards all of them so it wouldn't surprise me someone was willing to help Dan out to embarass Pat.

 

[ShinyStar]

This is what I was thinking. The most likely answer I believe is that Dan or another forum use got into contact with someone from Patrick's family that also can't stand him and got the transcripts. Patrick seems to be totally estranged from his family from probably being a cunt towards all of them so it wouldn't surprise me someone was willing to help Dan out to embarass Pat.

I rule out Mama Raven because Fat's grades implicate her competence both as a mother and as a school employee. She wouldn't want that out there. I have the vague impression that his father is dead, but maybe someone can correct me on that. Was it his father's obituary the pests were commenting on, or an uncle's?

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

I rule out Mama Raven because Fat's grades implicate her competence both as a mother and as a school employee. She wouldn't want that out there. I have the vague impression that his father is dead, but maybe someone can correct me on that. Was it his father's obituary the pests were commenting on, or an uncle's?

I'm not sure about his dad, but the obituary posts that were mentioned in the lawsuit for John Doe's 38-60 were from Niki's dad. I'm not even sure why they were allowed in there since it wasn't about Patrick and most of the posts were just Opie and Anthony quotes.

From what I've seen, I've come the conclusion either his parents have both passed or disowned him completely. I suspect the later.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I'm going to go conspiracy theorist here. @SomervilleDan said they got the report cards legally. We know that the pests had been engaging in group texts with members of Fat's family.

It's possible that they also texted Fat's family individually. We know that they confronted Fat's family with his failings. I theorize that one of these conversations touched a nerve, not against the pests, but against Fat. I theorize that one of Fat's family members sent the report cards to the pests. I'm going to guess it's the brother because of Fat's later comment about him to Somerville Dan.

Knowing how Fat has to be better than everyone, even his Twitter friends, I can only imagine what it was like growing up with him as a brother. He must have been constantly belittling his sibling to salve his own ego. The brother likely gets great satisfaction watching Fat today blunder about from one obvious trap to the next. Watching his childhood stupidity get exposed is probably an act of healing.

This was my first thought as well. My only hesitation was where Fatso’s younger and smarter brother would be able to get these records from. Would Mama Raven have kept them in a box in the basement, even after all this time? Pretty sad if she did.

Also, as well as being fitter, healthier, richer, and better educated, is Fatso’s brother also better looking?

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I was a straight C student, I got a C in everything every time. I didn’t study a lot and didn’t care. I used to think I was a special boy who was smart and slipped through the cracks because of apathy or something.

I was wrong, 99% of people who believe this are wrong. I just didn’t apply myself, I didn’t try and I didn’t know how academically gifted I was or could be.

I tried in college and I struggled, but I graduated with a good degree. I matured and actually tried for once and in doing so I realised there are levels to everything, I struggled deeply with advanced mathematics and other people just breezed through it, they were the smart people.

TL;DR

Not everyone who gets bad grades is stupid, but you probably are and you don’t know if you’re smart or not unless you apply yourself. There’s always that one in a million kid who’s gifted but it isn’t you and it certainly isn’t Patrick Tomlinson.