I just love how he's framing his mental disorder like he's the next step in human evolution and has to work to fit in with regular people. This is chef's kiss delusion like moviebob thinking we would be eating wheat from the moon right now if it wasn't for that pesky orange man.
In my experience, ADHD has always had a very simple cure: a trip to the principal's office for ten across the ass. Repeat as necessary.
Lol, but parents keep weird shit. Mine kept a really shitty ashtray I made in second grade. I recall, upon their death, my sisters giving me the nod to claim the thing from their estate...only to watch me throw it at a wall with great enthusiasm, destroying the evidence of my childhood incompetence.
This seems to be the case. The current president of the SFWA is Jeffe Kennedy, who has mostly written standard bodice ripper garbage, though sometimes the bodices are being ripped with a barbarian chieftain's enchanted ax or something to make it more fantasy.
Healthier than sitting on a barstool 8-10 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, this retard even spent Thanksgiving at the bar so he probably racks up more than 50 weeks of the year in one too.
This is not a thing that can happen. Sounds like his psychologist mother was a little bit insane herself.
Breastmilk has antibodies that help keep babies healthy, you can even clear up baby eye infections with a drop of breastmilk. Formula is basically powdered milk with a shit ton of sugar and so much soy it's feminizing baby boys. It's also linked to lower IQ. Fatrick is a formula baby and no one should be surprised he's a natural raised soypig.
I don't know how you eat a failed marriage, but if anyone knows how, it's Pat. Because he's fat, you see.
Mother Nature knew.
This made me glol. Thank you.
Seriously! Next he’ll tell us he’s not overweight, capitalism’s unrealistic beauty standards just make people think it’s abnormal to have a triple digit BMI. (Yes I’m aware plenty of nutjobs already claim this. I want to hear Fat say it.)
Bad diet, sedentary lifestyle, excessive drinking. Also, that haircut isn't doing him any favors. Maybe his face would look less-fat if he switched to another style besides that faggy high-n-tight 'do he has.
He never looked like James Franco lol. Also check out the tooth gap on the left and rampant acne eating away at his face on the right. Of course he’s still consumed by revenge fantasies. And of course the reality is he’s still nothing but a loser who loses. Cry moar, Pat.
You can really tell Pat's talents for writing fiction there. The penchants for fully realized worlds, rich believable characters, and riveting plot twists. Its a great exemplar of his talents
Wait....what is an obese man doing in a locker room?Describes confrontations at the bar and GYM locker room is "one of his favorite things" to do, unlike father-daughter bonding activities
