Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Quixotic Man]

So Jack got this recipe from TikTok (shock of the year). It’s a sausage removed of its casing stuffed with a cheese stick and then wrapped in bacon.

GET YOU HEART ATTACK.

Seriously though, the bacon explosion is probably healthier and that’s saying something.

Edit for clarity: basically you carefully un-case (de-case?) the sausage and it will retain its shape which is long enough to stuff or shape around a string cheese stick (or some other similarly shaped cheese) and then that gets wrapped in bacon.

You don't even deep fry it? For shame.

Sounds like a shitty and lazy Scotch Egg.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

1.) Has “Twink” in the name
2.) Uses this emoji:
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Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack.

I’m reminded of this picture.
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Fatty is a massive homosexual confirmed. Especially after making the most phallic snack possible.

I'm not kidding. I totally believe Mushbrain there is a dick sucking faggot.

 

[thedingledongle]

get you joke!

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The “LetsGoBrandon” thing is so fucking stupid. Even more so when you have a virtue-signaling 60ish asshole like Jack. I just HOPE some Good Samaritan spits in his next jag off on the go tax write-off.

 

[BigTsBull]

Uhh guys…??

From romantic dinner

HE PUTS IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES! THIS SICKO WANTS US TO KNOW. HE GETS OFF ON IT.

JACK SCALFANI IS IN A SATANIC PEDOPHILE CULT CONFIRMED.

EDIT: remember folks this sick fucks desktop background is literally a slice of pizza.

AND “PIZZA WARS”?? What do you think that’s all about. The pieces are all falling into place. The world is opening its eyes to you Jack.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Fatty is a massive homosexual confirmed. Especially after making the most phallic snack possible.

I'm not kidding. I totally believe Mushbrain there is a dick sucking faggot.

Jack's next recipe will be a sour cream stuffed keto corn dog with two jalapeño poppers dangling from the base.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Uhh guys…??

From romantic dinner
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HE PUTS IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES! THIS SICKO WANTS US TO KNOW. HE GETS OFF ON IT.

JACK SCALFANI IS IN A SATANIC PEDOPHILE CULT CONFIRMED.

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AND “PIZZA WARS”?? What do you think that’s all about. The pieces are all falling into place. The world is opening its eyes to you Jack.

Fatty is a lot of things but a pedo isn't one of them.

Not that I'd want, or trust him, to be around children. I mean look how he treats his dog. He'd be smacking that kid left and right for crying when he's trying to film. Seriously when Qtard Cali and Tammy Jr have a child they're going to use Fatty and Big T as a babysitting service. Fatty is going to shake that child so hard it's going to get brain damage.... although that might explain why Qtard turned out the way he did.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I’m kinda of excited too. Get you fuck-ups.

 

[Tiresome]

Fatty is a lot of things but a pedo isn't one of them.

Not that I'd want, or trust him, to be around children. I mean look how he treats his dog. He'd be smacking that kid left and right for crying when he's trying to film. Seriously when Qtard Cali and Tammy Jr have a child they're going to use Fatty and Big T as a babysitting service. Fatty is going to shake that child so hard it's going to get brain damage.... although that might explain why Qtard turned out the way he did.

I agree Jack has rage issues but he can barely shake a bottle of Tabasco these days, he's not going to be able to abuse a kid the way he used to, ever again.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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I’m kinda of excited too. Get you fuck-ups.

Julia Child is great at teaching more complicated techniques, but thats just it, she likes to teach technical cooking.

Tammy is going to be pissed about all the work that requires two functioning arms to do.

 

[abobe]

Fatty is a lot of things but a pedo isn't one of them.

Not that I'd want, or trust him, to be around children. I mean look how he treats his dog. He'd be smacking that kid left and right for crying when he's trying to film. Seriously when Qtard Cali and Tammy Jr have a child they're going to use Fatty and Big T as a babysitting service. Fatty is going to shake that child so hard it's going to get brain damage.... although that might explain why Qtard turned out the way he did.

It must suck to have the daily reminder that you have a dead arm and that you'll never get the chance to pick up your grandchild and hold them.

 

[captkrisma]

It must suck to have the daily reminder that you have a dead arm and that you'll never get the chance to pick up your grandchild and hold them.

Acting as if Jr is going to procreate.

 

[Joycondrift]

Julia in July > Julia in June

Maybe Rob can do a proper series with the catchier title this summer.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Julia in July > Julia in June

Anyone would agree the month of July would be a perfect fit for this thing — well almost anyone.
It bears repeating: this fat faggot is truly remarkable in his ability to fuck everything up or choose the wrong way when he comes to a fork in the road.
If he flipped a coin 50 times it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if he picked the wrong side 49 of those times. It’s laughably uncanny

 

[densedance]

So what are her most remarkable recipes? I never read the book nor was I really ever interested in here.

I am looking trough the Recipes that Jack (might) attempt & of course is going to fuck up.
Well, the Beef Bourgignon is for sure one of the first things he's going to do. We know from his earlier days that he fucked that up.

Julia's Swedish Fish soup with Salmon. Mhmmm not going to happen.

Julia's Chicken Steak on Tomato Rice. Might give that a try. I can see the canned Goods & that god awful canned Poultry.

Julia's creamy Pasta Casserolle with Mozzarella & Tomatoes. Oh that is absolutely going to happen. Maybe even in the Crockpot.

Julia's Apple Tarte. Mhmm seems difficulty to do for the unexperienced cook. But I see jack doing it in his Muffin tray.

Julia's Pate de Canard en Croute (Duck in Puff Pastry)

Julia's Crab Souffle? Nah

Julia's spicy Penne with white Bean sauce? I can imagine he's going to do it with unsalted Penne & Beans from Can that he didn't get rid of the liquid.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Julia's Pate de Canard en Croute (Duck in Puff Pastry)

I would legitimately love to see Jack cook this. It'd be a nightmarish abomination more akin to a raw chicken corndog, but I feel like the wendigo would not be swayed by the realities of one handed pastry.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack's stroke rambling at the start of the vids is easily my favorite part. Jack says he "loves playing with your food", which genuinely made me uncomfortable. Jack touching something I ate is proper nightmare fuel, I'd sooner starve than risk that.

Also that fucking thumbnail. I have no words, just

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (720p):

 

[captkrisma]

Jack: I'm Italian guys, I know Italian food.

Also Jack: canned "RAY-O's" alfredo sauce

 

[AnOminous]

"This was the hardest step." But Lazy fuckin Jack still does a cut to the end because obviously Tammy did it. Come to think of it, is the only actual editing Jack does any more just cutting out the parts where Tammy resentfully puts together his shitty recipe off-camera? And why in God's name would you put "alfredo" on this shit? Funny thing, I have had a jar of that for literally years that I forget when I even got and could never bring myself to use.

"They look bootiful, there's oil and butter and oil and fat and grease and heart attacks and strokes. . ." [gargles and dies]