Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[just a banana]

You realize that the US dollar is backed by petroleum, hence the moniker "petro dollar", right? And you know how that's enforced, right? Or have you slept through the last 20 years?

THE UNITED STATES MILITARY AND ITS ALLIES.

The American hegemon is fracturing, and whatever replaces it, will also replace its currency.

This reminds me of an anecdote from decades ago written by an ex special forces guy, I think he said it was in Guatemala. At an open air market stall, he saw a guy try to buy something with US dollars, but the stall owner made him pay in local currency. But when the soldier tried his luck, the seller accepted his dollars. He asked why he wouldn't take the other guy's dollars, he got the (shoudda been obvious) answer, "You have a gun."

 

[Elbereth]

I don't think the US fall is imminent but the Ukraine certainly is. Cheer up, you will have new toilets to clean in Galicia for your new Ukie oligarchs.

PM me when Ukraine falls, ok?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

If by "ambitions" you mean "desire to not be surrounded by hostile states and deal with endless CIA-funded glowfaggery", sure.

History and geography has determined that Ukraine is Russia's wang, just as the same impersonal forces decreed that Canadia would be America's hat. NATO's Ukrofuckery was designed to provoke Russia, and it succeeded.

Simping for a mafia state run by murderous sociopaths such as Russia or Ukraine is dumb, simping for an even more murderous gang of sociopaths such as NATO/the Biden gerontological regime (same thing) is dumberer. We should simp for Jesus Christ the King instead, because nothing is more based or redpilled than the Lord of the Universe.
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Ukraine as Russia's wang is a beautiful way to put it.

 

[Borscht]

Ukraine as Russia's wang is a beautiful way to put it.

Are you saying the US wants to make Russia into a tranny by turning it into a EUvagina instead?

Some metafors should never be pushed too far. I am so going to Hell.

 

[DumbDude42]

You realize that the US dollar is backed by petroleum, hence the moniker "petro dollar", right? And you know how that's enforced, right? Or have you slept through the last 20 years?

THE UNITED STATES MILITARY AND ITS ALLIES.

The American hegemon is fracturing, and whatever replaces it, will also replace its currency.

this is pure wishful thinking

"The American hegemon is fracturing"
in reality american naval and air forces are more powerful than the rest of the planets naval and air forces combined, while the next best potential military competitor just exposed itself as a major embarassment that can barely handle taking on a small and impoverished nation whose economy is like one tenth that of the state of texas lel

"whatever replaces it, will also replace its currency"
again, who will do the replacing? there is no state, no empire, no coalition that is anywhere close to powerful enough to do such a thing.

 

[Borscht]

"whatever replaces it, will also replace its currency"
again, who will do the replacing? there is no state, no empire, no coalition that is anywhere close to powerful enough to do such a thing.

I think it will be decided by the outcome of this war. This is exactly why the US is pouring tens of billions of dollars into it and has rallied all of its vassals.

If Russia fails, the US hegemony will be secured for another half a century at the minimum. If it does not and China captures Taiwan, some of the world's allegiances may change to favor the Sino-Russian economic alliance.

 

[Elbereth]

History and geography has determined that Ukraine is Russia's wang, just as the same impersonal forces decreed that Canadia would be America's hat. NATO's Ukrofuckery was designed to provoke Russia, and it succeeded.

Russia-Ukraine war was unavoidable, it was all NATO fuckery.
How much propaganda one must chug to do 180 turn on stance from begging of the year?

I don't know how we never heard about all that NATO fuckery before war actually started

 

[Regenbogen]

If by "ambitions" you mean "desire to not be surrounded by hostile states and deal with endless CIA-funded glowfaggery", sure.

History and geography has determined that Ukraine is Russia's wang, just as the same impersonal forces decreed that Canadia would be America's hat. NATO's Ukrofuckery was designed to provoke Russia, and it succeeded.

Simping for a mafia state run by murderous sociopaths such as Russia or Ukraine is dumb, simping for an even more murderous gang of sociopaths such as NATO/the Biden gerontological regime (same thing) is dumberer. We should simp for Jesus Christ the King instead, because nothing is more based or redpilled than the Lord of the Universe.
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was with you until the christniggery

 

[Regenbogen]

this is pure wishful thinking

"The American hegemon is fracturing"
in reality american naval and air forces are more powerful than the rest of the planets naval and air forces combined, while the next best potential military competitor just exposed itself as a major embarassment that can barely handle taking on a small and impoverished nation whose economy is like one tenth that of the state of texas lel

"whatever replaces it, will also replace its currency"
again, who will do the replacing? there is no state, no empire, no coalition that is anywhere close to powerful enough to do such a thing.

Your takes are outdated by 5 years

 

[Feline Supremacist]

this is pure wishful thinking

"The American hegemon is fracturing"
in reality american naval and air forces are more powerful than the rest of the planets naval and air forces combined, while the next best potential military competitor just exposed itself as a major embarassment that can barely handle taking on a small and impoverished nation whose economy is like one tenth that of the state of texas lel

"whatever replaces it, will also replace its currency"
again, who will do the replacing? there is no state, no empire, no coalition that is anywhere close to powerful enough to do such a thing.

You have no idea how bad it is when it's being run by tranny nigger lovers who expelled senior and experienced soldiers over a the dodgy vax for the sniffles. Qualified pilots are scare. Parts for their planes aren't available. Trained nuclear technicians aren't being retained and replaced in sufficient numbers. You sound like you believe you can just throw an M4 at a teenager and they're good to go shoot up the Kremlin.

Which brings me to

PM me when Ukraine falls, ok?

simping for the Ukies who will replace her since they at least know how to use a plunger. You will know Jadwiga, I won't have to message you.

Russia-Ukraine war was unavoidable, it was all NATO fuckery.
How much propaganda one must chug to do 180 turn on stance from begging of the year?
I don't know how we never heard about all that NATO fuckery before war actually started

Just get a room and fuck already, we know polack sluts love the BBC.

 

[DumbDude42]

You have no idea how bad it is when it's being run by tranny nigger lovers who expelled senior and experienced soldiers over a the dodgy vax for the sniffles. Qualified pilots are scare. Parts for their planes aren't available. Trained nuclear technicians aren't being retained and replaced in sufficient numbers. You sound like you believe you can just throw an M4 at a teenager and they're good to go shoot up the Kremlin.

corruption and decadence inside america doesn't change any of this. having a couple tranny nigger staff officers don't magically negate the fact that american operational assets on/under the oceans outnumber, outgun and out-tech any potential competitor force to a ridiculous degree.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Drones in this war are a horror movie. Imagine being stalked by a slow moving lawn mower that you have no defense against while your friends just blow up around you

 

[Regenbogen]

corruption and decadence inside america doesn't change any of this. having a couple tranny nigger staff officers don't magically negate the fact that american operational assets on/under the oceans outnumber, outgun and out-tech any potential competitor force to a ridiculous degree.

As the world moves on without America, it will wave it's nukes and army around in an impotent vague threat.

 

[Regenbogen]

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Drones in this war are a horror movie. Imagine being stalked by a slow moving lawn mower that you have no defense against while your friends just blow up around you

oh no not the raptor boats. why did these mfs even send so many people to their deaths in a failed attempt as seizing snake island

 

[Feline Supremacist]

corruption and decadence inside america doesn't change any of this. having a couple tranny nigger staff officers don't magically negate the fact that american operational assets on/under the oceans outnumber, outgun and out-tech any potential competitor force to a ridiculous degree.

Those assets are soldiers, sailors and airmen. That nuclear sub don't run itself, Skippy.

Also all you mentioned meant jack shit in Afghanistan. A bunch of goatfuckers in mandresses, sandals and outdated Soviet weaponry sent us packing, and they kept out shiny toys too.

 

[stakenifes]

Kharkiv teachers organized education and entertainment for children living with their parents at metro stations. To conduct classes, children were provided with textbooks, furniture, and other school supplies. Master classes were planned, as well as sports competitions, quests, and outdoor games.
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Next Halloween costume as portrayed by Russian kids: dead Russian tankers. Poor kids, growing up in a regime in which their parents make em do this aye

 

[mr.moon1488]

@ARghEAT
Too slow my nigga

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I know you ignored it, grandpa, because your posts have no arguments in them and are essentially shit recycled off from low quality Red Scare posters from the 1970s, and you don't know anything about this conflict other than "Russia invaded Ukraine".

You sure do know a lot about me and how much I know about this conflict. I just sat there and watched CNN, right?

Your entire argument is accusing me of being a vatnik, which I am the furthest thing from (I have been very critical of Russia's handling of this war, military incompetence and general political system, as well as Putin himself), and continuously willfully misinterpreting or straight up not even reading my posts. It's the lowest quality of shitposts there is. All you've been doing is contributing to the lowering of quality of this thread by refusing to engage in honest discussion and instead smearing shit all over the forum's proverbial walls.

It's because even "neutral" for the Russian side you are pretty far off the fucking mark. But ok fine I will indulge you.

It all goes back to the fall of the USSR. Ukraine bristled under Russian leadership and made a conscious decision to get out from under it. It wasn't overwhelmingly popular but it was popular enough. As Russia and Ukraine picked up the pieces the issue of Uke nukes was raised by the west. This led to the Budapest Memorandum where they were given up in exchange for Ukrainian independence and sovereignty guaranteed by the signees.

Ukraine then went on to be led by a corrupt dickbag and turned into your typical post-SU 90's shithole. Kuchma kissed anyone's ass EU or US or Russian if it kept him and his cronies in charge. This is where the first overtures toward NATO and the EU start. Problem is, the population took it to heart. They could see how the EU was improving things in former WP countries and wanted it for themselves. Kuchma's corruption slowly started to make him slide farther into the Russian camp as well.

2004 rolled around and the people finally got tired of Kuchma's shit and elections were held. Yanukovych versus Yushchenko. Serious shenanigans are afoot. Yushchenko -pro EU guy- gets fucking poisoned by dioxin and almost dies when it starts looking like he is going to win. The second round of the election is rigged as fuck. Blatantly obvious that Yanukovych didn't win. Political crisis. Protests. Court orders a do over. In do over a now recovered Yushchenko wins. Putin and Russia flip their shit. Effectively withdrawing from the Budapest Memorandum. From then on out they began openly working to undermine Ukrainian sovereignty and independence to keep them solidly in the Russian camp.

That's the whole preamble that all of these "lemme tell you about Donbas" screeds always leave out. The history stretches back decades and has far more skullduggery on Russia's behalf than is presented. The separatist movement didn't start in 2014 with Maidan. The seeds were planted at least a decade earlier and it was actively cultivated by Russia in case they ever started to seriously lose their control over the country. And they did.

 

[ARghEAT]

Jadwiga pls.

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Wow, you finally found a new insult. Congrats.

I don't think the US fall is imminent but the Ukraine certainly is. Cheer up, you will have new toilets to clean in Galicia for your new Ukie oligarchs.

Never mind.

Just get a room and fuck already, we know polack sluts love the BBC.

Mutt's law. Literally no-one has brought up BBC in this thread except for you. Maybe you have something in common with these "polack sluts".

 

[ARghEAT]

@ARghEAT
Too slow my nigga
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