Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

The second chance he is getting totally killed my lolmilk buzz. He is going to get a slap on the wrist now. Fuck it.
That's not always the case. The thing about these mouthbreathers is they cannot stay out of trouble and I'd imagine that his plea deal is contingent on him staying out of trouble, staying out of controversies, and not let anything else ugly pop up. These guys are incapable of doing that and I'd be shocked if the Federal Government isn't digging into him and seeing if they can pinch him on anything else. Especially after today. Baked insinuated (I mean, he came right out and said it) that the prosecutor intimidated him into a plea and threatened him with more harsh charges if he didn't comply. That puts the prosecutors integrity into question and it probably pissed them off. They're officers of the court, so the claim wasn't taken seriously, but that would piss anyone off and some people are real fucking petty. Petty enough to look for a reason to withdraw the plea and just refuse to offer another.

Baked is fucking with the people that hold his life in their hands and he thinks it's all just a joke and it's not as serious as it is. This is serious. They can send him to Levinworth. They can take everything from him. And he just thinks it's all a game. If he had any fucking brains, he'd stop streaming, clean up, shut the fuck up, go completely dark, and take his licks in court with humility and contrition. But he can't. Because he's incapable. His own retardation is so severe and his ego is so large that they hamper anything he could possibly build in his life.
 
He could have discussed this with his attorney weeks ago and arranged for an alford plea. But he's a complete and total moron. He's dumber than Ralph. I don't think it sunk in how dumb he is until Kino Casino showed him squander away hundreds of dollars on online gambling. I would really be interested to know his IQ. Seems like we're talking 80 or 90 tops.

As a former buzzfeed journalist and college educated individual, his IQ is probably at least 110.
 
That's not always the case. The thing about these mouthbreathers is they cannot stay out of trouble and I'd imagine that his plea deal is contingent on him staying out of trouble, staying out of controversies, and not let anything else ugly pop up. These guys are incapable of doing that and I'd be shocked if the Federal Government isn't digging into him and seeing if they can pinch him on anything else. Especially after today. Baked insinuated (I mean, he came right out and said it) that the prosecutor intimidated him into a plea and threatened him with more harsh charges if he didn't comply. That puts the prosecutors integrity into question and it probably pissed them off. They're officers of the court, so the claim wasn't taken seriously, but that would piss anyone off and some people are real fucking petty. Petty enough to look for a reason to withdraw the plea and just refuse to offer another.

Baked is fucking with the people that hold his life in their hands and he thinks it's all just a joke and it's not as serious as it is. This is serious. They can send him to Levinworth. They can take everything from him. And he just thinks it's all a game. If he had any fucking brains, he'd stop streaming, clean up, shut the fuck up, go completely dark, and take his licks in court with humility and contrition. But he can't. Because he's incapable. His own retardation is so severe and his ego is so large that they hamper anything he could possibly build in his life.
Absolutely this. The DoJ is falling over themselves to help these retards walk away without any fuss or consequence. All this particular retard had to do was say “yes please your honour”, but no, he has to keep up the grift for the fans.
If he pisses off the wrong people enough they’ll eventually make an exception and throw away the key. Dumb fuck.
 
If you think the federal government is "falling over itself" to help people and it's not because they genuinely don't want a lot of this shit going to trial then I have one of Stephen Paddock's belt-fed ARs to sell you.
Absolutely this. The DoJ is falling over themselves to help these retards walk away without any fuss or consequence. All this particular retard had to do was say “yes please your honour”, but no, he has to keep up the grift for the fans.
If he pisses off the wrong people enough they’ll eventually make an exception and throw away the key. Dumb fuck.
 

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The people talking about the validity of prosecuting people for January 6th are missing the point.

Right or wrong, they'll still send your ass to prison and the niggercattle will consider it justice. There's nothing to be gained from martyring yourself here.
I dunno I feel like we gained some laughs.
 
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Update 10minutes later: sound is back, judge is in.

Update 20minutes: Zoom meeting has started. Baked is sworn in.

"Are you pleading guilty?" - judge

" No I'm innocent. I wanted to go to trial but I was told if I go to trial I'd get a felony" - Baked

"Well if you're not guilty then we need to pick a trial date" - Judge

"Is that fair? I think I'm innocent" - Baked asks confused and argumentative

"Mr. Gionet you have an attorney to speak for you" - judge basically telling Baked to shut up

"If you think you're not guilty then we need to go to trial" - judge while sounding annoyed

"There may be other charges if this goes to trial" - some lady (prosecutor?)

Judge is angry about Baked claiming that he was told that he would get a felony if he took it to trial

"I'm well known in this district, I give everyone a fair trial!" - judge basically yelling

A status hearing is set for the 22nd of July 12:30PM, the plea deal will stay open for 60 days from now. The jury trial date is March of 2023

Baked Alaska is now going to big boy court with more charges levied against him.... He's Fucked

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Maybe he's doing this for theatrics and will quietly accept the plea deal when less people are watching, am I right or is this stupid?
 
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Maybe he's doing this for theatrics and will quietly accept the plea deal when less people are watching, am I right or is this stupid?
There is no fucking way he is secretly smart enough to know that he could pull this stunt and still get away with a plea deal. He fucked up but unfortunately he will be convinced in the next 60 days to take the deal and do a small amount of time before returning to grift.
 
Some IP2 posts speculating on some of the shit he bought her
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It is also likely he used some of the money to buy that lemon RV.
That YSL handbag is at least $2500, could be double or triple that if it's made from something exotic like crocodile skin.

As a former buzzfeed journalist and college educated individual, his IQ is probably at least 110.
Working for Buzzfeed automatically decreases it to 25.
 
:story: My god what a fucking moron. The Alford plea is the legal mechanism to pull this stunt. He could have avoided prison if he had spent fifteen minutes reading Wikipedia.
the government is under no obligation to accept an alford plea as part of a plea deal.
 
The people talking about the validity of prosecuting people for January 6th are missing the point.

Right or wrong, they'll still send your ass to prison and the niggercattle will consider it justice. There's nothing to be gained from martyring yourself here.
Sure but if anyone's going to throw away their lives trying it's better it's a retarded eceleb no one will miss than someone who was caught up in the wrong place at the wrong time who has a family who depends on them.
 
The people talking about the validity of prosecuting people for January 6th are missing the point.

Right or wrong, they'll still send your ass to prison and the niggercattle will consider it justice. There's nothing to be gained from martyring yourself here.
is that even for debate? to my understanding he only accidentally "martyred" himself which in my book makes you about as much a martyr as a guy who died slipping on an ice cube or some shit
 
Pray for this pray for that. A good Catholic, let alone Christian, knows to pray for a just and moral outcome (which ironically would be Fed Alaska entering a guilty plea out of a genuine act of contrition).Selfish prayers are not answered.

Otherwise everyone who prayed to win the lottery would be wealthy.

no prayers are answered, selfish or otherwise
 
Now here's where you're wrong, it is not actually possible to commit treason against the U.S. government:

The United States was founded by a group of men (human males), and at the time, in an act of violent rebellion.

The Declaration of Independence was written by a group of men.

The Constitution was written by a group of men (this implies that it can also be abolished by a group of men).

There is no consistent, permanent principle, that exists between incarnations of the staff of the U.S. government, meaning anyone employed at state or federal level, in a judicial, executive, or legislative capacity.

If everyone from the U.S. government were immediately fired at this very moment, there would be no U.S. government.

The U.S. government and the U.S. are a democracy, and so there is "no government," no centralized principle or idea that unites this regime beyond the people who inhabit this country at the current moment.

Debates over immigration make this even fuzzier; as immigrants have much political clout, despite not being "citizens." This is par for the course in a democracy, which, when paired with postmodernism, essentially imply that everyone's truth is valid. If everyone's truth is valid, this is basically incompatible with the notion of governance, which implies that there is some objective truth that is super-valid over other, lesser truths.

If 51% of people engaged in rebellion against the U.S. government, it would not actually be rebellion, but a peaceful transition to a different form of government; this is because the U.S. government does not exist apart from the people who inhabit the U.S., and is in fact identical to its inhabitants. In other words, it would simply be people voting with their actions.

The government consists of a group of employees who can be fired from their job, and the "thing" that hires and fires them also consists of other employees, and this "thing" is inherently fractured, ununified, it consists of a series of arbitrary human principles, created by a group of men, which are voluntarily held as sacrosanct.

The core theme of the Constitution, DoI, and the Amendments is one of liberty and freedom, which ironically holds the seeds of its own self-destruction, as freedom as an absolute principle, is self-negating. Absolute freedom cannot exist (because freedom implies freedom from everything), freedom is relativity (but not as an absolute principle... which cannot exist), therefore when freedom poses as an absolute principle, it becomes another source of tyranny. (This is actually visible today in the modern world in many different forms.)

In summary:

The U.S. government was founded by a group of human males in an illegal act of rebellion, and they considered this act of rebellion to be a moral duty or imperative. These men inlaid this principle of responsibility of rebellion in the current form of government. Their notion of government was that human beings could choose how to live, collectively, however they see fit, as befits their happiness and desire. The notion that this kind of government could ever bar anyone from doing anything, is actually contradictory.

Actually if you think about it, we, as human beings, can live exactly as we want to, collectively, and there is no visible higher-power that prevents us from doing so. This means that any experience of suffering on this Earth is actually kind of voluntary, and not necessarily to be taken for granted.

There is no consistent principle through and between different incarnations of the government, as the government is a democracy, and simply consists of the people who hire and fire the different public servants, and suggest new laws or abolish old ones.

The notion that the Constitution can be absolute, while the people at the same time being free, is a contradiction. If we are truly free, we can choose not to follow the Constitution. If we are not truly free and the Constitution is absolute, it must be rewritten and made better... which is just a variation of the former statement.

Philosophically, the U.S. government doesn't even exist! There is no core, eternal, permanent, unified, and visible principle that exists across its incarnations, and its genesis cannot even be discerned! Emptiness, emptiness, oṃ, oṃ, oṃ. May all beings be at peace and ease.

Anyways, please let me know what you think. If it is impossible to discern an actual U.S. government, then I think this has practical implications which are not pretty. A true government would have to be absolute, or not at all (another form of absoluteness). A true government, IMO, is a non-human monarchy, i.e. a world that is governed by God (the Absolute Principle).

the government's rebuttal: shut up fag I have the power
see also: william wallace
 
Had no choice, otherwise he would face the wrath of Nicky the Knife and his Groypers, who would definitely get someone to assassinate him for snitching. He dindu nuffin wrong.
I'd be more worried about Ethan "The Cozy Assassin" Ralph than Catboy Fuehrer. The word assassin is right in his name. Scary stuff.
 
Someone suggested that this could all be a charade. As far as fed conspiracies go, telling Baked to go to the Capitol and just film everything is a strong one. Tons of people were identified and arrested because of his footage. He's going to get off without jail time. There's no warrant or custody issues with the footage because he livestreamed it. Nobody can have strong suspicions about Baked's intentions because 1) he livestreams all the time, and 2) he's a fucking moron. It also doesn't require any effort on the Fed or Baked's part. "Hey buddy, when you go to the Capitol make sure you film as much as you can." "Sure! LETS GO!!!"
The hearing was almost like something out of Dumb and Dumber. Baked had one job say he is guilty of a single misdemeanor charge. This isn't his first time in court so how did this all end like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm? If Baked has a handler that almost makes me feel bad for that poor fed. Then again the fed would be getting paid to be his wrangler while everyone here does it for free.
 
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