The dude hasn't been much more than a punchline for the last 15 years, at least. Much like MTV, oddly enough
I'd prefer they go out with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the brain, personally.
Ah but what would the IOU be for?I don't enjoy making light of sexual abuse victims, but holy shit, being diddled by a washed up C-list celebrity is just sad. The kids Michael Jackson diddled in the 90s at least got to be in a documentary. Got some fat settlements, too. If this guy sues Andy Dick, all he'll get is a pair of used glasses and an IOU.
Seriously, though, I thought we all knew the first and second rule of Andy Dick Trailer Club:
You never sleep on your stomach.
IOU 1 (one) non-consensual Andy Dick'ing.
This is probably where this case is going, and we're never gonna have an answer. Wouldn't it be funny if it blew up into an international case that defines mens rights laws for decades to come?
He's remembered for being an instigator in Phil Hartman's murder. And utterly hated for it. That and he's an unfunny faggot.
You know, if the USA collapses in the near future and is remembered as a Rome like empire, they'll point to this shit as an example of how the country became too decadent and degenerate. So we'll all be remembered as some weird druggie homo raping another weird druggie retard in an RV after a weird druggie thot sucked off that retard, while on the other end kid's are being told to chop off their dick's and take hormones, truly an enviable empire.
Whether or not he diddled kids, nobody ever actually proved he diddled those specific kids, and every bit of their stories were sketch as fuck. A D.A. with his dick out hard for MJ did his best to nail him twice on these kinds of charges and failed.
Not as sketchy as a grown man surrounding himself with kids, in my opinion. The fact is that he had kids stay over at his Neverland Ranch without supervision. I don't mean to sound judgemental, but c'mon, if an adult wants to have a slumber party with random kids, it's probably not because he's really into eating popcorn and watching High School Musical. I also seem to remember that the feds found vintage nudist magazines with pictures of naked young boys at his house. I don't know about you, but I don't have pictures of naked children lying around.
You know who's even sketchier? The parents who enthusiastically threw their kids at this obviously fucked up dude with tons of allegations against him, hoping for a huge jackpot.
Oh, yeah. That's a good point too.Let's not derail the Andy Dick'ening.
Better question, how is he still alive?
Not to derail but when the cops searched MJ's mansion they found a bunch of porn magazines but also multiple "vintage art photography books" with """artistic""" photos of nudist teens and young boys. It sounds like the most borderline technically legal "not child pornography just naked pictures of underaged children" shit you could possibly own without getting thrown in prison. I struggle to imagine why anyone would want to own such books unless you were a rich pedophile who went out of your way to aquire rare naked pictures of children that were legal to own. Barf.
I think the original allegation was digital penetration so getting it up wouldn’t be an issue. The problem is that no-one involved in the RV can ever keep a story straight so I’m sure there’s already 100 different versions and by the end of the week it will have escalated to Andy Dick in a gimp mask orchestrating mass rapes on poor unsuspecting streamers any time they fall asleep.
