IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

[Wash away the rain]

Just remember when you hit rock bottom you haven’t hit rock bottom like Andy dick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It was just a joke you guys! Andy is a comedian and he was just doing the timeless joke of fingering a dude's butthole. It's a classic prank.

 

[AnOminous]

Better question, how is he still alive?

Because there is no God.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Andy Dicks Norm episode is fucking hilarious

And that's all I know about andy dick and that he did coke with Chris right before Chris died

 

[Nasty Habits]

It was just a joke you guys! Andy is a comedian and he was just doing the timeless joke of fingering a dude's butthole. It's a classic prank.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Dick Butthole Tickling JJ. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of butthole physics most of the jokes will go over a typical farmer's head. There's also Dick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Unfunny Creepy Bullshit, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Dick truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dick's existential catchphrase "I need my coke," which itself is a cryptic reference to the murder-suicide of Phil Hartman. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Dick's genius unfolds itself on their kiwifarms news feeds. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Andy Dick tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[dry roasted]

 

[AnOminous]

ANAL SEX! FREEE!

Prophetic.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I moved the clips punished posted in the general thread here

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TMZ article

Andy Dick is in custody after the trailer he's been living in was surrounded by cops, placing the actor in handcuffs and hauling him away ... and the whole thing was broadcast live.


Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Dick's been arrested for felony sexual battery after an adult male at the O'Neill Regional Park claimed the comedian sexually assaulted him.
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The arrest was streamed on Captain Content's RV live stream Wednesday. You see several Orange Co. Sheriff's Deputies speaking with Dick before walking him to their vehicles, continuing the conversation and eventually cuffing him and taking him away.


Dick and a group of live streamers have been living at the site in RVs for some time now ... sheriff's deputies were seen entering Dick's trailer and searching it after he was placed into custody. They also asked to collect the male victim's pants as evidence

Can we get him on the Chris Hansen show? Bring blade on so they discuss tactics.

 

[Hamdulilah]

Mutt's law is in full effect already.

 

[Sammyrye]

Personally I'm more surprised good ol' Dick hadn't tried already tried to finger a few unconscious buttholes

There was sonic. Just. He didn't mind as much.

 

[AnOminous]

Mutt's law is in full effect already.

Shut up yuropoor that doesn't even apply when you're talking about Andy Dick, a walking cum inflation fetish turned into a revolting dying comedian, literally so skid-row and pathetic he is actually worse than most IP2 vermin!

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I can only hope he gets passed around the cellblock and eventually shanked out of vengeance for killing Phil Hartman.

 

[Lando Griffin]

*Lovitz later said he no longer blamed Dick for Hartman's murder, but in 2006, Lovitz claimed Dick approached him at a restaurant and said, "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you; you're the next one to die."*

Yeah. I hope he's put in solitary.

He'd probably enjoy the rape part knowing him.

It was all ruse so he can go to prison and get raped.

I can only hope he gets passed around the cellblock and eventually shanked out of vengeance for killing Phil Hartman.

Only if he's shanked by the ghost of Phil Hartman.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Reading about Andy Dick legal troubles reminds me how useless the government is and how the legal system is a joke.
-Andy Pulls off the top of a 17 year old to expose her tits and is later caught with drugs on him, he gets 3 year probation and a 700$ fine, no jail time.
-Andy gropes two women at a bar, he gets no jail time and the prosecutor tells him that if he stays out of trouble for 6 months the charges are dismissed, which is what ended up happening.
-He gropes an uber driver genitals, no jail time.

People love to complain about America incarceration rates being high but the US is still a shit when it comes to putting criminals behind bars, in other countries you can commit murder and only get 20 years (and you are on home arrest after 10), in an ideal society criminals like Andy Dick would be sent to jail, when they were there they would stay behind bars for longer and during their time in jail they would be forced to work 12 hours a day under the threat of whipping and give all the money they generate to the victim, but society is too cucked for that.

 

[Lando Griffin]

Reading about Andy Dick legal troubles reminds me how useless the government is and how the legal system is a joke.
-Andy Pulls off the top of a 17 year old to expose her tits and is later caught with drugs on him, he gets 3 year probation and a 700$ fine, no jail time.
-Andy gropes two women at a bar, he gets no jail time and the prosecutor tells him that if he stays out of trouble for 6 months the charges are dismissed, which is what ended up happening.
-He gropes an uber driver genitals, no jail time.

People love to complain about America incarceration rates being high but the US is still a shit when it comes to putting criminals behind bars, in other countries you can commit murder and only get 20 years (and you are on home arrest after 10), in an ideal society criminals like Andy Dick would be sent to jail, when they were there they would stay behind bars for longer and during their time in jail they would be forced to work 12 hours a day under the threat of whipping and give all the money they generate to the victim, but society is too cucked for that.

No because society treats Andy Dick like a spectacle, and he wouldn't be much of an oddity while under 24 hour full security surveillance.

The George Carlin treatment would be the best option for Dick. Just get a bunch of degens, Andy Dicks, criminals and such, put them in Wyoming, wall it off and make it into a reality tv show.

 

[bobatnight]

Man I did not see this headline coming.

 

[FunPosting101]

Nice to see the asshole who got Phil Hartman and his wife killed finally see some sort of comeuppance for his shitty behavior.

How many times do you have to coom to fill up the sexual battery?

Depends on if you take zinc supplements or not.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

rumor has it that as he was penetrating JJ, Andy Dick whispered into his ear "think of the content"

 

[GeorgeApley]

while Andy Dick has a special place in hell for the Phil Hartman incident and things he has said about it, JJ being a legit schizo dramacow makes me withhold judgement for the time being. that being said if this is a legitimate incident, fuck Andy Dick. I say let the courts decide.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Holy shit, this will cause ManGrate sales numbers to crater!