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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%
  • Total voters
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Rod Dangerous said:
Perhaps the most autistic project I’ve undertaken: Tracking Jack’s and Tammy’s On the Go food and drink expenses. January through mid-May, visualized.

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I had been considering something like this for ingredients for the Cooking on the Jack show. Mostly just curious if he'll break even this year taking into account ingredients and the mac book. Seems unlikely..
 
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Adamska said:
I mean I guess it could also be a case of him being retarded and doxing himself again like he often does too. But I am just assuming that in between cruising yelp he looks up bears.
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I have seen many examples of spam in my life, from fundraising/political causes to websites I purchased from trying to squeeze me for more business. I’ve had to assist elderly relatives in recognizing spam since they’d wind up getting scammed themselves, or I’d wind up receiving spam messages from them over Facebook/email due to their clicking on some stupid link.

I have *never* seen, much less received, XXX spam. The closest I’ve seen to it is when you click on a video, and a new tab with said video opens, while the first tab loads to a cam website like Chaturbate. Either that, or the pop-ups that creep up from the bottom of the window with a sexy pic and mileage proximity. You know what I’m talking about ;)- there are horny singles in your area that so badly want to meet you!

I’d say the latter is more likely in Jack’s case, if it’s x-rated spam. He was probably perusing hardcore gay bear material on some shadowy, degenerate site that asked for personal info. Rather than recognizing that the best way to ensure that one’s porn tastes stay on the DL is to leave as little trace behind as possible, he still gave his credit card or (at least) cell number. Most people whose brains aren’t rotting away can pretty easily spot a bullshit website/pop-up just by the way it appears aesthetically. But not our Jack, no siree.

This gives me a thought: With Jack’s brain liquefying more with each passing day, what’s the likelihood that he’ll answer the phone one day to some pajeet who implores him to join a “sweepstakes” or give money to free up his “millions in existing funds waiting for him in Nigeria?” He could very well fall for that, given how much he’s already deteriorated. Tammy finding out that her accounts and savings have all been wiped clean because her dearly beloved mushbrained the fuck out over what was clearly an obvious scam would be fucking delicious. Especially when you consider that she admitted during the infamous podcast to marrying Jack because she wanted a man that had potential, and she saw him as such.
 
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captkrisma said:
Forget Mr. Tech Time, the FORMER RADIO AND CLUB DJ doesn't know what a 1/4 headphone jack is?

His brain is gone, folks.
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Maybe TMI but I actually worked in radio broadcasting briefly, never as a serious career but mostly for the fun and socializing. Most of us didn't understand the technical details about the transmitter like radio bands, power output stuff but we were all people who knew cable types, basic electronics and principles of acoustics. We all had our own stereos and other equipment at home because we liked music and wanted to learn more about how it was made and played.

Radio work is actually kind of a lot of effort for little to no pay. You have to keep logs of what you played, log the PSAs and advertising bits, manage the library and make sure all the CDs/vinyls are back where you took them out, handle the monthly emergency broadcast testing, helping move and set up equipment for events held by the station, getting stuck in the shitty slot because you're new, etc. etc....

It's a lot of irritating little things and not worth it if you aren’t passionate about music. Since Jack doesn’t actually like music it’s no wonder he couldn’t put up with the basic grunt work and bother to learn the most basic concepts like cable types. Plus in my experience radio people are really chill, so if you’re the Jack type to ignore your programming director when he tells you not to play certain stuff in your slot you’re really not a good fit for the scene anyway.
 
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So I don't think Jack actually gave out his cell number to a spam site... It's actually a common scam these days for dudes in Nigeria or China to mass-text random numbers pretending to be a woman who has the wrong number. Then they'll latch on to whoever engages, send them nude pics and a link to a "verification website" that just steals their CC information. (Other versions of this scam try to get marks to buy cryptocurrency or investing classes.)

If you don't respond they won't follow up, so Jack was actually talking to this person because he believed they were a hot young woman. Obviously this was because Jack is a good Christian man and was just trying to help this poor woman find the person she was meaning to reach.

Example:

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Pig Cups said:
In my opinion, the olive salad is the true winner of the sandwich.
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Not just your opinion. There are flame wars that go on over which bakery makes the best olive salad.

But yes the olive salad can make or break your sandwich.

Aaway said:
that's a waffle, jack

reminds me of his "lazy man's lasagna" video from years ago that was actually just baked ziti

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It wasn't even baked. It was made on the stove. It was penne, sauce and cheese.
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How much do you want to bet he went to some gay porn site and it downloaded some malware to his phone? Or he installed some app like Grindr, but it's named something different, and this is a feature where it sends naked pictures of guys to him. Which was fine until Big T saw him and he's all, "no honey. I like vaginas. And boobies. Really I do. This is... spam." Meanwhile he's trying to save them to his favorites folder for later.
 
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I'm willing to bet that this means Tammy saw some sort of nude picture(s) on Jack's phone and he panicked and said: "NO MOMMYWIFE IT'S SPAM I WOULDN'T LOOK AT NAKED PICTURES!" like every kid does the first time he's busted for looking at porn on the family computer.
 
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