🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 34 42.5%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.0%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 38 47.5%
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Wazzupnerds said:
Ralph thought it was a good idea to go after known fat commentary Youtuber Nicholas DeOrio and share a screenshot from a Youtube video reviewing a doppelgänger masturbating.

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There's one real king in this photo.
Am I correct that he posted this while having dinner with his pedo-horse BM and reroll spite baby?
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Seems he was live.
EDIT: For context: Ralph was live at a restaurant (steakhouse?) with his baby mama and pre-toddler. Having dinner. Live.
Ralph had been in DC for sports & gambling or something and decided he would go live while waddling down the street. He streams for a while in the car and while driving towards Richmond (I think he's still in DC at the start? Unsure, but it doesn't matter for this post, really.) talking about how he's hungry and doesn't know what to do. Obviously, he and cozy chat move towards more steak dinners (five-star days). He decides he's gonna make a stretch goal for the steak dinner, but decides he wants to invite Mantsu and Rozy. Allegedly, people donated, and I assume the goal was met but I didn't check. He had been livestreaming that whole time and I'm not sure why, maybe he's losing more money gambling than we think.
So yeah when I say 'he was live' I mean 'he was live having dinner with his family and he couldn't stop sperging out online for one meal.'

I remember when my parents would tell me to stop playing gameboy at the table. I wonder if Meigh will ever ask Ralph to stop trying to revenge porn at the table.
 
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Research Purposes Mostly said:
There's one real king in this photo.
Am I correct that he posted this while having dinner with his pedo-horse BM and reroll spite baby?
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Seems he was live.
EDIT: For context: Ralph was live at a restaurant (steakhouse?) with his baby mama and pre-toddler. Having dinner. Live.
Ralph had been in DC for sports & gambling or something and decided he would go live while waddling down the street. He streams for a while in the car and while driving towards Richmond (I think he's still in DC at the start? Unsure, but it doesn't matter for this post, really.) talking about how he's hungry and doesn't know what to do. Obviously, he and cozy chat move towards more steak dinners (five-star days). He decides he's gonna make a stretch goal for the steak dinner, but decides he wants to invite Mantsu and Rozy. Allegedly, people donated, and I assume the goal was met but I didn't check. He had been livestreaming that whole time and I'm not sure why, maybe he's losing more money gambling than we think.
So yeah when I say 'he was live' I mean 'he was live having dinner with his family and he couldn't stop sperging out online for one meal.'

I remember when my parents would tell me to stop playing gameboy at the table. I wonder if Meigh will ever ask Ralph to stop trying to revenge porn at the table.
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To be fair, Ralph has no idea how to actually have a family because he didn't grow up in one. Ronnie split and his mom just spoiled him to make up for it, turning him into the obese, alcoholic, drug addict we all know and love.
 
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Trench said:
Something wrong with that baby man..
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The unwilling child star of My Two Dads is incapable of consenting to any of this. It’s not her fault she’s made of DNA from these two garbage humans. I’m just glad she has no idea right now just how fucked she is.
 
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MeltyTW said:
:story: he looks photoshopped to look like a malformed kid in his dads clothes.
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I just said this in the thread about his hilarious sartorial choices, but he only wears those Ralph Lauren button downs because they go up to 6XL. It’s all he can find at the mall to squeeze his gunt into besides cheap t-shirts. Even funnier when you think about his size M sweatpants with the 15” inseam.
 
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Miles Edgeworth said:
Dude goes to a fancy steakhouse wearing a red ball cap, a shirt that ain't even tucked in, and a pair of Nike track pants, all while bringing his baby along. How white trash can this guy get.
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Sounds pretty ableist to me! Fun fact, those disabled by morbid obesity can’t just “wear real pants.” At that size, bottoms must have an elasticized waistband or they won’t fit. It’s not like Ralph Lauren makes “6XL Big” trousers to match their button down shirts in the same size. If they did, they’d be out of Ethan’s budget.

For real, his track pants at a steakhouse are the least trashy thing about him.
 
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Miles Edgeworth said:
Anyone else notice the Nike logo on his pants.


Dude goes to a fancy steakhouse wearing a red ball cap, a shirt that ain't even tucked in, and a pair of Nike track pants, all while bringing his baby along. How white trash can this guy get.
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I mean he's an actual wigger. Plus the one time he dressed up he looked extremely fucking goofy. Even he had to know he looked like a retarded kid wearing his dad's clothes. That suit was so ill fitting, it looked so bad. His really odd shaped body limits the kind of clothing he can wear. He would need an extremely custom tailored suit, he can't pick anything off a rack. Imagine trying to find a 60'' chest jacket with 30" inch sleeves, 20" neck, that come with 32/30 pants. Lmao. Nigger really is built like a California raisin.
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John Andrews Stan said:
Yeah, Goad likes to rely on that line too. “I wrote some good stuff in the past, I get a free pass on acting like an anally injured faggot.” That’s not how it works. He got trounced on that stream and has never gotten over it. Seeing a narcissistic injury inflicted on stream was fascinating and hilarious. Goad will cry about it until the day he suck-starts a shotgun.

He also implored Luke to edit the video. Luke edited it. Maybe he would have done so anyway, but your boy wasted no time in demanding it. Doesn’t much matter, since Goad quickly moved to getting it flagged off multiple platforms. Like I said, he and Ralph have a lot in common.
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Considering Jim has a will to live unlike many others, committing suicide will never be an option for him.

Jim has refuted accusations that he demanded Luke edit or take down the stream. Luke did that entirely of his own accord:
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Jim also wasn't shy about his appearance on Luke's show as Jim directly linked to the unedited version eight hours before Luke did anything.

Do you have any proof to the contrary or just speculation based on what exactly?
 
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He was looking extra puffy in the face yesterday for whatever reason, and I think that is enhancing the ghastliness of his appearance.
His face has its own gunt. It’s weighing down his ears.
This is one of those pictures people will look back on and say, this is a person who’s time has almost run out.
It feels weird, like the end of the saga is coming up.
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