Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Of even better he could probably do this rap reasonably well it's practically one long vowel movement.
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You have patrician taste in genuinely annoying songs. I used to abuse some forums I didn't like that, for some insane reason, allowed you to post autoplaying videos. Imagine Russ doing this, but instead, it's about plights.
 
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AnOminous said:
You have patrician taste in genuinely annoying songs. I used to abuse some forums I didn't like that, for some insane reason, allowed you to post autoplaying videos. Imagine Russ doing this, but instead, it's about plights.
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I never said I liked it. I just said that due to it being a bunch of vowels Slurpy could probably perform it. Well... most of it.
 
Bridgeburner said:
Russ reminds me of this retard, from back when laughing at retards on shows like AGT was acceptable. I would have love to see Russ getting the same treatment.
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What about him, aside from his delusional determination, reminds you of Russell? Dude is respectful, has a good relationship with his mother, didn't sue or cry discrimination when he lost, and generally seems like a good sport. A little retarded but a good sport nonetheless.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
It just shows how stupid and shortsighted he is that he didn't even consider the fact that no one would support him if Marathon caved and let him on the show. It would be well known he sued to get on the show, and everyone would hate him for it.
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I can only imagine how many desperate, untalented, retarded people harass this show on a similar level as our boy here. They undoubtedly have some policy of never even entertaining the idea simply due to the fact they will open the flood gates if gave in.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I can only imagine how many desperate, untalented, retarded people harass this show on a similar level as our boy here. They undoubtedly have some policy of never even entertaining the idea simply due to the fact they will open the flood gates if gave in.
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I've said it before, but not only would it open the flood gates of untalented hack suing to get on the show, no one would watch a talent show where some guy who can't carry a tune in a bucket is taking up a slot because he filed a lawsuit to get on. It would be suicide. At a minimum in my opinion, they have to ban Russ from ever audition again either for AGT or any other show NBC produces now or in the future, and if I were them, I'd go right for the throat with legal fees, court costs and anything else I thought I could reasonably tack on. They have to make an example of Russ, or other idiots will try. They probably still will, but if they run Russ through the legal equivalent of a woodchipper, it might discourage some people.

Russ wilts when faced with real consequences. He ran away from suing Farrah Abraham after her lawyer told him they were going to countersue (and that she wouldn't be there, which wrecked his fantasy), he never mentioned Taylor Swift again after her legal team sent him a C&D telling him to stop trying to contact her or they'd report him for harassment. Ariana Grande's legal team did the same thing and he never mentioned her again either. He even left Erika alone after she filed a police report against him. Marathon should do the same. Once they do though, I'm afraid he'll focus his idiot rage on Molly Lens. He'll perceive her as the person most responsible for blocking his dream of endless pussy fame, and since she's a mere woman, she must be punished for defying a man (namely, him).

It's fun to speculate what our and God's Favorite Idiot will do next, so I think once the AGT suit is kicked to arbitration (or dismissed outright, since his one serious demand is now moot), he'll never bring it up again. I think he might go after Skordas next, or cook up another half-considered idea and run with it. Or maybe he'll try to get individual users' information and sue them! Greer vs. Jones will be the legal battle for the ages! Maybe I can get @Useful_Mistake to represent me.
 
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Nice try Russ
 
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DrJonesHat said:
They have to make an example of Russ, or other idiots will try. They probably still will, but if they run Russ through the legal equivalent of a woodchipper, it might discourage some people.
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Who will even know (except us) that it happened? Probably nobody. It's not like AGT is going to advertise that they destroyed him in court. So how would it discourage anyone?
 
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Bridgeburner said:
Who will even know (except us) that it happened? Probably nobody. It's not like AGT is going to advertise that they destroyed him in court. So how would it discourage anyone?
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Marathon/AGT/NBC wouldn't even have to do ANYTHING if Russell successfully sued to get on the show. That's what's so hilarious about this entire thing.

Can you imagine if Rusty actually ended up on AGT? Every idiot in the world would google him and since his SEO is shit they'll either find us or at the very least his self-published sex pest history. And that's the sort of embarrassing shit that would discourage most sane people - of course Russ isn't sane (or a person, really) but neither is anyone who would think suing to get a spot on AGT unfairly is a legitimate plan.

AGT doesn't have to destroy him. He's fully capable of doing it himself.
 
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Miss Misery said:
Marathon/AGT/NBC wouldn't even have to do ANYTHING if Russell successfully sued to get on the show. That's what's so hilarious about this entire thing.

Can you imagine if Rusty actually ended up on AGT? Every idiot in the world would google him and since his SEO is shit they'll either find us or at the very least his self-published sex pest history. And that's the sort of embarrassing shit that would discourage most sane people - of course Russ isn't sane (or a person, really) but neither is anyone who would think suing to get a spot on AGT unfairly is a legitimate plan.

AGT doesn't have to destroy him. He's fully capable of doing it himself.
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Imagine that if he sued and got on?

Drool lips gets onto AGT. It’s his big break! He does whatever shitty routine he has planned, slurring through the set as he eye fucks the female judges. They tell him thanks but no thanks, even faking a tear at his sob story. He reacts like anyone would — immediately sues again.

It’s big news. Like every evening news outlet. Your wino stepmom (who you don’t bang) even talks about it. These people get curious. They look up this weird melted candle face drool monster.

First result?

Kiwi Farms
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Imagine that if he sued and got on?

Drool lips gets onto AGT. It’s his big break! He does whatever shitty routine he has planned, slurring through the set as he eye fucks the female judges. They tell him thanks but no thanks, even faking a tear at his sob story. He reacts like anyone would — immediately sues again.

It’s big news. Like every evening news outlet. Your wino stepmom (who you don’t bang) even talks about it. These people get curious. They look up this weird melted candle face drool monster.

First results?

Kiwi Farms

Big break my fucking ass
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Even if he didn't have to sue to get on it would end up like that. Suing would be an extra special bonus because Americans have weird and important feelings about FAIRNESS. Russ suing to skip the prelims like everyone else would already render most people unsympathetic toward him and thus the crowd googling his name gets even more ravenous.
 
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