May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

Dr Doom Pill said:
Is ILJ an actual psychopath or is she just a mentally larping faggot
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She's a mix of both. On one hand, she is conniving and full of herself, while on the other, she brags about all of this disgusting shit she can only wish she could do, completely makes it up, or embellishes it. She basically larps as some kind of evil cartoon villain 24/7.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
A good God never deserts his disciples.
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But Chris is not a good God, is he? I like to think he's like SCP-001-J, AKA the "Broke God". SCP-001-J Chris-Chan (thinks he) wields great and terrible cosmic power, while possessing a distinct and crippling lack of adequate financial planning and interpersonal skills.
 
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Pappy Striderite said:
remember when SCP had standards n talent n shit?
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Yes, actually. I remember when it was genuinely terrifying and creepy to read, instead of being #2edgy4u bullshit when it's not faggot shit.

I remember when Markiplier's first playthrough of SCP: Containment Breach hit YouTube, back when he was actually kind of fun to watch.
Damn I feel old now.
 
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Dr Doom Pill said:
You would think weens or orbiters would get a job at the place he was held in order to get that precious eclout.
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I think I see the flaw in your Thesis. These are Weens. They view Internet Stupidity AS their jobs. gainful employment requires too many signatures from Parents and Parole Officers.
Dr Doom Pill said:
Is ILJ an actual psychopath or is she just a mentally ill larping faggot
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Hassa_Bussa said:
Armchair psychologist here, I suspect anti social personality disorder.
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It depends on how much truth there is to te Hamster and Small Animal boiling.
 
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The Foxtrot said:
But Chris is not a good God, is he? I like to think he's like SCP-001-J, AKA the "Broke God". SCP-001-J Chris-Chan wields great and terrible cosmic power, while possessing a distinct and crippling lack of adequate financial planning and interpersonal skills.
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A good fox never lets the rabbit outsmart him.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
He's not going to be welcome at events like Brony Con, Comic Con etc - They are VERY aware of who he is much like any game shop they can't take the risk of him a known sexual abuser of some serious note to be allowed to attend and even if he tries to show up without announcing himself he will be denied entry or escorted out if he managed to make it in, leading to either another Hedgehog defensive state or Peperspray indecent depending on how aggrieved he's feeling and the harsh and uncouth treatment.
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If this is the case, then Chris will blow a gasket. He might try to legit kill himself over this. He made a video pleading to the Brony community not to block him because Chris isn't "worthy of being hated on." I've never seen Chris beg like that that wasn't for money. And he wanted to correct this to "get his mental sanity back." This was more important to him than breathing air.

 
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Hogar Grupal said:
If this is the case, then Chris will blow a gasket. He might try to legit kill himself over this. He made a video pleading to the Brony community not to block him because Chris isn't "worthy of being hated on." I've never seen Chris beg like that that wasn't for money. And he wanted to correct this to "get his mental sanity back." This was more important to him than breathing air.

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Somebody will take him. Whoever gets Chris Chan at their con will sell out. Hell I might even go.
 
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Pappy Striderite said:
remember when SCP had standards n talent n shit?
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The Foxtrot said:
Yes, actually. I remember when it was genuinely terrifying and creepy to read, instead of being #2edgy4u bullshit when it's not faggot shit.

I remember when Markiplier's first playthrough of SCP: Containment Breach hit YouTube, back when he was actually kind of fun to watch.
Damn I feel old now.
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It has always been fuck-off-back-to-/x/-tier
 
Hogar Grupal said:
I guess it'll have to be a one man convention - Just Chris. Cause I don't see any organization want to have him; some have already outright banned him when they learned of what he did to Barb.
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I'll be disappointed if some ween doesn't find a way to profit off his presence. He's more famous than ever, you can sell that.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I guess it'll have to be a one man convention - Just Chris. Cause I don't see any organization want to have him; some have already outright banned him when they learned of what he did to Barb.
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Yeah, he's a walking liability and disaster waiting to happen, not to mention the weens and a-logs that we all know will be following him around trying to start some trouble involving him.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
I'll be disappointed if some ween doesn't find a way to profit off his presence. He's more famous than ever, you can sell that.
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It's sadly ironic that people around Chris are making more money off of him than Chris himself. And he has himself to blame because he won't stop with the spending.
 
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