The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AprilRains]

It's a simple immunizing hypothesis. It means they don't have to look carefully at their community or at their own behavior. This kind of thing is how the dry rot sets in.

 

[FinnSven]

It's a simple immunizing hypothesis. It means they don't have to look carefully at their community or at their own behavior. This kind of thing is how the dry rot sets in.

I thought that was the bad drywalling jobs they do!

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

I know the legal system is pretty corrupt and not being white is often a one way ticket to the big house.

I take it you 'know' this in the same way that Kevvy 'knows' that he's a heckin' valid true and honest womanerino.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Uh, “convicted” absolutely means you did something, doesn’t it? Like, you were found guilty by a court.

This person took a plea deal and then seethed and coped about it later.

 

[Coccxys]

This person took a plea deal and then seethed and coped about it later.

While we all know there are people who just take the deal to avoid rolling the dice they are not a significant proportion of those who actually did it. Charges don't get pressed and prosecutors don't generally drag people in without a reasonable belief they did it based on the evidence. Plus a lawyer would never advise a client to take the deal if there is almost no chance of being found guilty.

Either way when taking a deal the judge will ask multiple times if you are admitting you did it because you did it and if you understand what that means, anything other than "yes" will get the deal tossed (lol at baked fucking himself). At that point you lost any legal or moral right to claim you never done it you only said you done it so they'd take your dick out of the mouse trap.

 

[kaien]

Either way when taking a deal the judge will ask multiple times if you are admitting you did it because you did it and if you understand what that means, anything other than "yes" will get the deal tossed (lol at baked fucking himself). At that point you lost any legal or moral right to claim you never done it you only said you done it so they'd take your dick out of the mouse trap.

This particular case is doubly funny because Siskmarek (the furry would-be kid-fucker in question) got a sweetheart of a plea deal on the original grooming charges, and would have skated without prison time if he'd just stuck to his probation and stayed off the internet. Surprise, he couldn't quit the online, so they violated his ass back for almost four years in the slam.

Some men, as they say, you just can't reach.

Siskmarek's spouse/hype man/e-begging front Zach "Carcin" Garlock lives in Aurora, CO a few hours from the tranch, but I dunno if they've ever interacted directly. He'd be fairly close to Kindness and Boner now too I think.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There is the Alford Plea, which is a form of plea bargain where you say, "I didn't do it but the evidence looks really bad and I would likely be found guilty at trial."

To which I say that if there's a mountain of evidence that you are a chomo and you're saying that you didn't diddle this particular kid, that's really super, now please face the wall.

I suspect that part of why troons are often pedo apologists comes from them seeing women as cum buckets. The difference between a 10-year-old cum bucket and a 30-year-old cum bucket comes down to which one holds more cum.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Ah of course

 

[soggy london]

Ah of course
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the balding lady doth protest too much, methinks

Facetiousness aside, twitter user woodchipper was optimistic as hell for thinking Kev, of all people, would face and ponder a serious accusation. Why think when transformer figure?

 

[Temperance]

I noticed something interesting about the About page on their website. (Sorry if this is was mentioned previously!)

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The first image is what their About page looked like in March, while the second image is what it looks like today. So sometime in the past couple months, Paul and Sky were both removed. Clumsily too, since the layout looks slightly broken.

Also interesting to note that the "Learn More" buttons don't seem to work (did they ever?), Penny is listed as a Tranch owner for some reason, and whoever did the removals didn't bother to edit the text about Paul being an owner.

Aside from all this, their website is still completely languishing.

Spoiler: Examples

If you click any of the shopping links, it shows that most things are out-of-stock:


But even if want to buy something that's supposedly in-stock, you aren't able to:


Their "Donate" and "GoFundMe" links on the website also take you to this defunct GFM page:

I can't tell if they're just this lazy & incompetent or if they truly have given up on their grifting. You would think they'd at least link to an active GFM, right?

They still seem to be somewhat active on Patreon, at least... although it looks like they're just reposting their tweets behind the Patreon paywall.

Spoiler: Comparison

April 1st:

Today:


Riveting content:

 

[notafederalagent]

The first image is what their About page looked like in March, while the second image is what it looks like today. So sometime in the past couple months, Paul and Sky were both removed. Clumsily too, since the layout looks slightly broken.

Their sitemap.xml says some pages, including the about page, were updated on March 26th:
https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/sitemap.xml (https://archive.ph/jqtw5)

 

[Temperance]

Something else I found funny:


Josie/Jarrod the permaculture expert! Preparing for climate collapse with his magical indigenous knowledge!

He's doing the real work!

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Meanwhile, he shows off the barren wasteland at the Tranch. Nice work!

For comparison's sake, here's a picture of the neighbor's land he posted:

 

[Oxyjen]

Much irony. J probably has a higher carbon footprint than even most Americans, living as he does in a propane and gasoline fuelled hovel, everything being imported over long distance by massive pickup trucks, and doing completely unsustainable livestock farming on what was once a delicate desert ecosystem. The place is a dust bowl forever now.

 

[whothefuck]

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Meanwhile, he shows off the barren wasteland at the Tranch. Nice work!

if we're getting close to the ending credits of the tranch series, i can't think of a better theme for it:

Johnny Cash - Hurt (Official Music Video)

REMASTERED IN HD! UP TO 4K!Official Music Video for Hurt performed by Johnny Cash.(C) 2002 American Recording Company, LLC#JohnnyCash #Hurt #Remastered

www.youtube.com

 

[oramge cat]

Hell I'd have lived in it as-is! I love that rustic old look, just wipe the dust off everything and I'd be happy!

I live in a hundred-ish year old house with almost everything original and it's a lot of work compared to a fresh built home tbh. You ever need a part for a gas furnace from the 30's? Not fun. I wouldn't move if you paid me but like, on some level I'm aware I could get a 2 year old house with solar panels and a heated pool and it would be less work, less expense and probably bigger. It was built at the start of the depression and it's crazy to think that it was probably built as low-income housing when an apartment that does not have crown moulding or wainscoting or real wood floors in a car-centric suburban hellscape would rent for 2x what my house would on the local market.

That spiral staircase with a door to the basement HNNNNNG. I would not let a trancher touch my wainscoting with rubber gloves on let alone get into the bones of the house.

The battery tech is definitely better than it was when these first came onto the market. But, these cordless tools aren't made for sustained use like what you'd see when someone is working a full shift on site as paid labor. For a DIY homeowner project it's less of an issue since you're not paying someone else for their time. Like, a cordless drill or something for convenience sure, but not a cordless sander when you need to finish multiple rooms worth of seams. They're also not going to be as powerful as something that plugs in. You have to make compromises when something is battery operated in order to get a decent run time.

Someone needs to make a dual power set of tools where they have a battery that you could use for convenience but they also had a power cord you could plug into for constant use. Especially if you could have the battery and the power cord attached at the same time and the cord would power the tool while charging the battery without sacrificing performance. Every tool takes the same battery but maybe something that needs more juice has two slots or whatever.

Rockwool is extremely water resistant. Dunno about glass wool though

Is this the same rockwool that's used as hydroponic grow medium? I know it as something you grow plants with but I can see why it would make a good insulator.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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Sinn Féin would tell you to stop grifting and cooming.

what's caused his irishboo phase? The only ancestry I've ever heard him mention is some variety of middle eastern

he has zero connection to Ireland, is he just doing an ADF and supporting sinn fein to be edgy (because they're IRA associated?)

 

[AprilRains]

what's caused his irishboo phase? The only ancestry I've ever heard him mention is some variety of middle eastern

he has zero connection to Ireland, is he just doing an ADF and supporting sinn fein to be edgy (because they're IRA associated?)

Surname is "Logue". That's pretty darn Irish.

 

[: Required]

I noticed something interesting about the About page on their website. (Sorry if this is was mentioned previously!)

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Kathryn Gibes: “ primary networker…a child at heart…a dealer at many cons”

I’ve seen a lot of padded resumes in my day, but that’s going a long way to say “unemployable loser with no applicable work skills”.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Surname is "Logue". That's pretty darn Irish.

my surname is norwegian but I couldn't tell you the first thing about norwegian politics because I'm three generations removed from anyone born in Norway
He's never mentioned any irish relatives despite making a point of mentioning his arab one over and over in great detail

buckfast is more irish than him, at least it has an investment in the culture

 

[kaien]

buckfast is more irish than him, at least it has an investment in the culture

Just wanted to let you know that there is at least one Yank in the thread who appreciates this joke immensely.