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Yes, he does not need any milking to produce high quality sustenance, he's just lactating wildly with autismThis cow is just too productive :/
Yea, instead of taking a few minutes with autistic language, I wish he could have just said, I am desperate, no one wants me, instead he went off on a tangent about how he'd start from the bottom working transmales............linguini?........I thought Chris was the only one who could be offensive to the T and G and the LGBT, guess not.
He's just taking the same steps the United States educational system has for over thirty years. Lowering his standards in the hopes for a positive result.
We all know how well that works, right? Right?
And that line of reasoning is responsible for the creation of this flourishing community
Lolcows started off with people who believed in them and then those people just gradually gave up and said, here is your special trophy
I guess we're essentially higher-education for LOLCows
Agree, but without us and the internet, Phil would have probably already gang-raped (and by gang I mean there's three of him) a bunch of optimistic, peaceful, and fun-loving mormons, and shopping centers and convenience stores would have to close up shop due to patrons wanting to avoid the literal and figurative stench of LolCows loitering their businesses.Isn't one of the defining traits of a lolcow someone who never learns? You can point out to someone constantly how stupid they are and tell them how to rectify it, but it's still going to get substandard scores on standardized tests. Or the game of life in this case.
This poor man is so desperate to get out of Philadelphia. Really, who could blame him?After a long hiatus of 6 days, Thursday is back in action with a new offer:
The scariest one is probably transmen and pasta, I don't understand the guppy part either, maybe he's still watching Nick Jr.I still have trouble figuring out this guy's weird food euphemisms.
At least around here, "guppy" is synonymous with "chickenhead" in the LGBT community, but he could mean something different.I don't understand the guppy part either, maybe he's still watching Nick Jr.
The Alert has increased on this one, We should create a brown alert for the color of Phil and Chris' underwearI actually have history with Diego.
Starting from 2011-2012, he has repeatedly harassed me via Tagged.com, a social networking site from the mid-2000's which I still use for a laugh. He later somehow found out my Skype and kept audio calling me to ask me about my feces and farts. Had to block him five times (he kept making new accounts)... Forgot all about him since then, until now! He just clicked "Yes" on me again.
Here's his profile: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5996094010
I actually have history with Diego.
Starting from 2011-2012, he has repeatedly harassed me via Tagged.com, a social networking site from the mid-2000's which I still use for a laugh. He later somehow found out my Skype and kept audio calling me to ask me about my feces and farts. Had to block him five times (he kept making new accounts)... Forgot all about him since then, until now! He just clicked "Yes" on me again.
Here's his profile: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5996094010
Interesting - how did you find us from that profile?