Careercow whiteguys fartinmyface / Thursday Lane / MonDiego "Diego" Lecato

This cow is just too productive :/
Yes, he does not need any milking to produce high quality sustenance, he's just lactating wildly with autism

I love how he hates other effeminate homos, or people he claims he acts like bitches, yet he wears what appear to be women's clothing, and speaks with that inflection...internalized homophobia and racism.....
 
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Yea, instead of taking a few minutes with autistic language, I wish he could have just said, I am desperate, no one wants me, instead he went off on a tangent about how he'd start from the bottom working transmales............linguini?........I thought Chris was the only one who could be offensive to the T and G and the LGBT, guess not.
 
Yea, instead of taking a few minutes with autistic language, I wish he could have just said, I am desperate, no one wants me, instead he went off on a tangent about how he'd start from the bottom working transmales............linguini?........I thought Chris was the only one who could be offensive to the T and G and the LGBT, guess not.

He's just taking the same steps the United States educational system has for over thirty years. Lowering his standards in the hopes for a positive result.

We all know how well that works, right? Right?
 
He's just taking the same steps the United States educational system has for over thirty years. Lowering his standards in the hopes for a positive result.

We all know how well that works, right? Right?

And that line of reasoning is responsible for the creation of this flourishing community
Lolcows started off with people who believed in them and then those people just gradually gave up and said, here is your special trophy
I guess we're essentially higher-education for LOLCows
 
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And that line of reasoning is responsible for the creation of this flourishing community
Lolcows started off with people who believed in them and then those people just gradually gave up and said, here is your special trophy
I guess we're essentially higher-education for LOLCows

Isn't one of the defining traits of a lolcow someone who never learns? You can point out to someone constantly how stupid they are and tell them how to rectify it, but it's still going to get substandard scores on standardized tests. Or the game of life in this case.
 
Isn't one of the defining traits of a lolcow someone who never learns? You can point out to someone constantly how stupid they are and tell them how to rectify it, but it's still going to get substandard scores on standardized tests. Or the game of life in this case.
Agree, but without us and the internet, Phil would have probably already gang-raped (and by gang I mean there's three of him) a bunch of optimistic, peaceful, and fun-loving mormons, and shopping centers and convenience stores would have to close up shop due to patrons wanting to avoid the literal and figurative stench of LolCows loitering their businesses.
We're like special babysitting, with no pay, it's a thankless job, but society is way better for it.
 
I actually have history with Diego.
Starting from 2011-2012, he has repeatedly harassed me via Tagged.com, a social networking site from the mid-2000's which I still use for a laugh. He later somehow found out my Skype and kept audio calling me to ask me about my feces and farts. Had to block him five times (he kept making new accounts)... Forgot all about him since then, until now! He just clicked "Yes" on me again.

Here's his profile: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5996094010

 
I actually have history with Diego.
Starting from 2011-2012, he has repeatedly harassed me via Tagged.com, a social networking site from the mid-2000's which I still use for a laugh. He later somehow found out my Skype and kept audio calling me to ask me about my feces and farts. Had to block him five times (he kept making new accounts)... Forgot all about him since then, until now! He just clicked "Yes" on me again.

Here's his profile: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5996094010

The Alert has increased on this one, We should create a brown alert for the color of Phil and Chris' underwear
Thanks for sharing
 
I actually have history with Diego.
Starting from 2011-2012, he has repeatedly harassed me via Tagged.com, a social networking site from the mid-2000's which I still use for a laugh. He later somehow found out my Skype and kept audio calling me to ask me about my feces and farts. Had to block him five times (he kept making new accounts)... Forgot all about him since then, until now! He just clicked "Yes" on me again.

Here's his profile: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5996094010


Interesting - how did you find us from that profile?
 
Interesting - how did you find us from that profile?

Today was my first encounter with Diego in over two or three years. So I sort of forgot about him for a while but I found Kiwifarms from Chris/Sonichu, I saw this thread a few weeks ago and was like "yeah this guy DEFINITELY seems familiar" but thought nothing of it until today. Now I realize that Diego is whiteguys fartinmyface and, is pretty popular on here. It's surreal and quite odd. The gay community always has oddballs (the weird pozzing fetish, bears/cubs, etc.) but Diego disturbed me greatly, never really forgot about him. Was always a conversation piece among my friends ("Yeah, this black dude offered me $5 to record myself taking a shit. YEAH! Really!" but I later left Tagged (and the Internet) due to mental health reasons for a year.

My very first encounter with him in 2013 started with him finding my Skype and offering money to me so I could record myself shitting and send the audio to him. He was blocked instantly. He made several other accounts in order to offer more money (always weird odd sums, "I'll give you... 4 DOLLARS AND 75 CENTS.") to me. These briberies were fruitless. Blocked and deleted. ...This occured maybe 10 times.

The last conversation we had was in October 2013, he called me and kept calling me a "meanie" and telling me to "FRIG OFF." for not following through with his shitting demands and orders. I really wish I recorded and kept these calls, they were bizarre to the max.

Every conversation with him had ended with him either crying or screaming obscenities due to me rejecting his fetish advances.
 
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