Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

how about cole? i could see him:

1. spit on her grave

2. utterly ignore it in yet again the fruitless hope the albatross that's unwillingly shaped his internet life will just go away

3. give an empty tribute with a 'never speak ill of the dead' disclaimer

4. and the real dark horse outside chance: legitimately mourn.

i'm a 2, myself. attempting to will them out of existence has been the best method to only tangentially get kiwi-crabbed bucket before.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
He stuck his dick in snow before so I wouldn’t put it past Chris.
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Possibly, he’d try to claim he was trying to resurrect the dead by ‘soul bonding’ spreading his seed with the undead to bring them into Dimension 1217 or some garbage. I wouldn’t put it past him either considering all this insanity.
 
Strange Wilderness said:
Will he skin Barbara's corpse Buffalo Bill style so he can become Barbie-chan his one true sweetheart?
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Probably just her breasts.
thegooddoctor said:
Possibly, he’d try to claim he was trying to resurrect the dead by ‘soul bonding’ spreading his seed with the undead to bring them into Dimension 1217 or some garbage. I wouldn’t put it past him either considering all this insanity.
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Oh, God. He'll change is name to Christine Jesus Weston Chandler Zanshoes Christ Lovecraft Eldricth Abomination.
 
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Muu said:
Maybe she is already dead.
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Wonder if Chris thinks that and that's why he wants someone to ask for a wellness check on her in his stead?

Nah that's obviously not it, he wants to know if his true body can be with her again with the help of some Virginian protesters and a New York church group and ask her to ready herself for some cuddles with Jesus Weston Chandler upon his return.
 
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Ass Johnson said:
Group home, homeless, or dead. And that's if he survives to see release. There's really not a lot of great ways for it to end for him now (not that there were any before, but this saga makes everything worse for him)
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If Chris wasn’t a sex pest, I’m sure some autist would be willing to let him stay in their basement or shed. But since he is a threat sexually, no one with a child, elderly parent, spouse, or dog will want him around.
 
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