DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Wicked Mitch]

I made some art using an AI art generator with "pigroach" as the key word.

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Absolutely uncanny.

 

[ZehnBoat]

hey phil, just letting you know, i'm drunk when i post here so you can't be angry at me
also just doing what [insert comedian here] does
not my fault

 

[Lazycunt]

He basically just calls Knudsen or whatever his name is a liar ..or he's only half right and then proceeds to lie his ass off with a shitty retcon.

Phill you are a passive aggressive pussy and the only reason you haven't been beaten up is because you acted like a snivelling little coward.

This stream just made me hate this cunt even more.

 

[blahblahblah678]

This fucking narcissist wop really put himself into his fantasy Royal Rumble simulation.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Nobody who's nice would create a whole website dedicated to talking shit behind a keyboard.

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[Full Race Replay]

Based off of how things went, I wouldnt be surprised if he calls off reaction videos going forward

He's gonna get a lot of behind the scenes feedback about this

 

[FormerPro]

A quick recap of everyone that's fucked Phil over according to this stream and how it ended up for them:

• TotalBiscuit (Died a horrible painful death after mocking Phil)
• ProJared (Killed via viral tweet)
• Mike Watson (Sent Phil a grovelling apology after getting rolled on Super Turbo)
• Jaha (Blacklisted from the FGC)
• WonderWaffle (Shaking Phil's hand was the greatest day of his life. For Phil, it was Tuesday)
• Blip TV (Dead)
• Twitch (Dying because of favortism and Phil leaving)
• Machinima (Dead)
• Pultavi ( Outsmarted by Phil's cunning trap. Dead.)
• Curse (Dead)
• Leanna (Confrontational bitch with a dead soap business who missed Phil that much she had a full blown mental breakdown to try and get him back)
• His detractors (Mentally ill retards)
• His fans (Mentally ill retards)

And just know if Phil ever made any mistakes it's because he's an alcoholic. Or depressed. Or it was a joke.

Truly inspirational

 

[The Cunting Death]

I made some art of Phil using an AI art generator with "pigroach" as the key word.

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that third one is enough to give me nightmares for weeks. this is why phil should never breed.

 

[PieceofShet]

Here is a list of the positive things I got from the (re)stream:
1.

2.

3.
DSP admitting he is an alcoholist and starting to cry to get out of a fight.

4.
Hearing Tevin having meltdowns on his stream, it was pretty funny.

5.
Early in the stream tevin played this video which I never seen before. Pretty good!

 

[daBonehead]

One part that stuck out to me during this "react" crap show was DSP said he took full responsibility for things Leanna said and did on his channel because it was his content and he's in charge of it. Yet when one of his mods or paypigs spergs out and starts causing drama in his chat he tries to immediately wash his hands of it saying he's just there to play games and doesn't want to get involved with drama, "it has nothing to do with me or my content". So which is it Phil are you in control of your channel or not?


Also holy fuck he's going ape shit for this Royal Rumble sim, you never see him this energetic for any other game he actually plays.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

DSP genuinely enjoying and engaged in this WWE content. It's a shame he isn't interested in wrestling at all anymore, and doesn't play a WWE game on his phone every day that he could stream and talk about.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so sees a female character who may be half-naked, the reaction is to nervously laugh uncomfortably then make some stupid comment about how it's gross or wrong or immature.

Sees he-man, a muscle man in harness and loincloth, first thing that pops in his mind is "homo erotic fantasies"

hmmm....

Also be a shame if youtube was reminded en masse during Asian twitter virtue-signaling month how racist Phil is to asian, even in the last 40 mins of this stream,

yeah, a real shame.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Well that was depressing. 8 hours to watch a man go through a 30 minute video and come up with long winded rationalizations for why things are not as they seem. The video was 5 years out of date but as might as well have been 15 years for as little as phil has been doing outside of the groundhog day routine. Highlights were Phil saying he instigated a fight then put his hands behind his back like his favorite animays and broke down crying saying he was an alcoholic and he hadn't intended this. He was trying to cope and position himself as the bigger man but it just made him look pathetic. He grievously insulted someone, they got in his face, he weaseled his way out of it then was clearly so asshurt and humiliated he stopped going to tournaments. He would have made a better appearance and there would have been much more face saved just getting punched a few times before someone else broke it up. He still dodged responsibility for getting the boot from AdSense and deflected blame for going on the nazi rant on blip.tv and subsequently getting ghosted by the several contracts and collabs that could have happened. It is clearly too painful for him to talk about honestly when he thinks about how he could have been making 50k every two months from AdSense and $100-200k for a contract signing him to blip or collabing with existing channels long term.

It was very grim. I had to crank the AC to max and whip out the beer to overcome the vibes of listening to a 65 year old man talking about how he was going to be upper management 30 years ago before someone unfairly ruined it all.

Here's the thing.

I always knew Phil was miserable, but the fact he gets drunk and purposely talked mad shit to people should speak volumes. Also pretty much certifies all the side rumors about Phil that was said and his drinking.

John Rambo and Howard said he drunk text them weird shit in the middle of the night.

It was rumored that he used his alcoholism to wrangle Kat from across the country.

His bank leaks that still says he's spending hundreds a month at the liquor store.

And I know why he's drinking now.... He's praying to beg for the rest of his life to his whales... but what the fuck was he getting blackout drunk over back during his street fighter days? He was traveling the country playing his favorite game, had friends, and parents to back him up. Yet he still got stupid drunk and his go to during his drunken stupors was to talk shit about everyone?

How miserable of a person you gotta be for that?

 

[PieceofShet]

He got zero tips during the WWE part.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

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lmaoooooo just thought about that. Hello im new here.

 

[capefear56]

DSP's DTRH stream in a nutshell.

 

[SojiroSakura]

End of day results

Pigroach: Exactly the $300 he asked for, no more
Tevin Charity: $4.4K

Get fucked, pig bitch.

 

[capefear56]

I was a nice person "in-person".

Top Haters

Nobody who's nice would create a whole website dedicated to talking shit behind a keyboard.

Phil saying he was the top ranking American player on his 4th place finish?

"That was a running joke! I was trolling!!"

Are you kidding me lmaooooo and he wonders why EVERYBODY doesnt like him.

"Everyone knew me as a nice dude everyone got along with at tournaments."

*shows scene of him talking shit with his arms crossed at a tourney*

"I was known as the guy who was an asshole at tournaments because it was part of the character I put on!"

hmmm

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

So this also explains why Phil never does co-ops with people bigger than him. He was intimidated by a small 100 lbs girl 10 years his junior taking his "alpha dominance". So of course he could never do anything with other people that were bigger, more entertaining, or any slight of more charisma than DSP to his audience. Publicly. Also explains why he had to address and lie about why John Rambo was funnier than him years ago.

 

[Lift Me Up]

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So this also explains why Phil never does co-ops with people bigger than him. He was intimidated by a small 100 lbs girl 10 years his junior taking his "alpha dominance". So of course he could never do anything with other people that were bigger, more entertaining, or any slight of more charisma than DSP to his audience. Publicly. Also explains why he had to address and lie about why John Rambo was funnier than him years ago.

cuck confirmed