Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Boogie could make so much fucking money if he started a Vlog about him training and losing weight. Especially if he sets up donation goals while livestreaming his workout. "1000$ and I'll wind down with an extra 100 situps" or whatever. I cannot understand how a man panicking for 3 years now about how he's losing relevance and money is not grabbing this opportunity with both hands. Playing his cards right he could make hundreds of thousands of dollars off this fight and the time leading up to it.

If I remember my lore correctly, DDP actually contacted Boogie about personally working with him to do the DDP Yoga to lose weight and get healthy, and Boogie basically snubbed him. Health and weightloss benefits aside, since Boogie clearly doesn't care about that part, that would have been a lisence to print money for him. Hell, I could see him even getting travel and show opportunities for future DDP Yoga stuff. But nah, why lose weight or make good career and life choices.
 
Boogie just posting his sexual fantasies now:
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A porn movie about Boogies life where Reilly Reid plays his mom?
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We going to believe that Boogie's having like 100 calorie meals? Lol
I just love that Boogie honestly thinks people buy him eating leftover salad all because he got told off for wasting food for a pointless Mukbang. Now he's just "eating salads" for every meal to ensure that nothing was wasted lol Sure Boogie. I buy it. You're just sitting there eating salads for 2 straight days, and portions of this size, so even if you ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner you'd eat 500 calories lol

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Also, Boogie's other major gamble. Try starting shit with EVERYONE to get even a tiny fraction of attention. It's so sad.

Of course he got called out that he can hardly talk. He immediately says "That's the joke". There was no joke in his tweet.

Boogie is the type of person to tweet at a 16 year old girl that he'll rape her and then when he gets pushed back he'll say "It was just a joke guys. I don't know how you people didn't UNDERSTAND that it was a joke. I'm sorry that YOU guys didn't understand it's a joke."

If I remember my lore correctly, DDP actually contacted Boogie about personally working with him to do the DDP Yoga to lose weight and get healthy, and Boogie basically snubbed him. Health and weightloss benefits aside, since Boogie clearly doesn't care about that part, that would have been a lisence to print money for him. Hell, I could see him even getting travel and show opportunities for future DDP Yoga stuff. But nah, why lose weight or make good career and life choices.
Boogie repeatedly talked about being offered to go and train with DDP or how DDP would call him or message him. It was the same for the Everydamndayfitness guy. Hell, even Kyle in PKA had said they would bring him down to Kyle's like they did with Wings for a bootcamp.

All of those would be key opportunities to save your life and make a lot of money by connecting yourself to bigger named Youtubers. But nah, too much effort. Boogie the key example of someone who is scared to get thin because right now, they can blame EVERYTHING on their life on them being fat. Oh, people don't like me? Fatphobia. I can't get a hot 18 year old girlfriend? It's because I'm fat. Youtube career died? Because I'm fat. He doesn't want to get thin because then he'll have to accept fault.
 
Boogie just posting his sexual fantasies now:
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A porn movie about Boogies life where Reilly Reid plays his mom?
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We going to believe that Boogie's having like 100 calorie meals? Lol

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Why not your GF, Boogie?
You know, the one you are totally dating and have sex with all the time without even paying for it?

Also there would be no parody because his life has nothing in it to parody (no characters, no stories, no nothing). I guess he out and out admits that with "it's just me banging Reilly Reid" but I think it also goes to show that he really just doesn't understand any form of humour.
"Well I want to insult this guy, but I don't want to get in trouble, so it's a joke."
"Well I want to get attention but haven't matured past the age of five so I only know how to get it by being gross and pervy, but I want to still be seen as a smart, cool guy who has sex all the time, so it's performance art though intentional cringe."
"Well I want my audience to publicly show demand for a sex tape and get the woman of my choosing on board but I need to be able to deny it was my idea or desire once its released so it's now a parody."

He's just so gross and transparent.
I kind of want to get twitter just to see how often he gets called out but I also worry it won't be as often as I'd like so I'll just sit back and wait for you guys to post the highlights. Taking the lazy route just like Boogie taught me!
 
He really is one of the most repulsive human beings imaginable.
The most fantastical part of that whole scenario is of course the idea that boogie could even "bang" anybody without his gelatinous form completely submerging his pecker that's been brutalized by decades of porn.
I have to wonder if there's any hope of his dick recovering. What's the 'event horizon' for length of time spent watching porn where there's just no turning back?
 
I have to wonder if there's any hope of his dick recovering. What's the 'event horizon' for length of time spent watching porn where there's just no turning back?
You guys don't realize Boogies dick is in pristine condition. He just watches porn and maybe grinds his dick against his massive gunt stomach. A guy who most of his life needed someone to wipe for him, I really doubt he can reach down there and jerk his little Boogie dickie successfully.

Also can't wait to see the next meltdown from this. Lot of other youtubers shitting on him lately, this could build to something juicy.
 
I've been watching all of South Park for the first time and I saw "The Problem With A Poo" which really made me think about Steven the entire time. Mr. Hankey keeps tweeting stupid things when he's high on Ambien and everyone in town is tired of him and they dump him on the curb. I know that I'm just an evil troll detractor but I think if Steven watched Season 22, episode 3 of South Park he would struggle to not see himself in Mr Hankey too.
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Another title change. Oh no! The ace-in-the-hole "rambling" keyword didn't rake in the views:

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I believe that we're on the home stretch with Boogie. He took a swipe at idubbbz' weight yesterday and he's taken a further two indirect digs at him today:

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Killing off any goodwill he had remaining between himself and these creators for a little bit of attention. Just another way that Boogie steps on people for instant gratification. Of course, if idubbbz fires back, Boogie will roll onto his back and play victim.

I knew cunts like this at school. They intentionally irritated people, got bashed, cried to the teachers and then acted smug, often repeating their actions to get a rise out of their targets. Boogie insults someone, has the person retaliate, cries about how the other person is punching down, gets asspats from his heavily curated Twitter and Youtube audience and then continues to insult his intended target. This is the man who preached "be better" for years on end.

Also tbf, I've also blocked Ricky Berwick on any Twitter account that I've had. So sick of seeing his Twitter videos shoved into virtually anybody's Twitter replies
 
If I remember my lore correctly, DDP actually contacted Boogie about personally working with him to do the DDP Yoga to lose weight and get healthy, and Boogie basically snubbed him. Health and weightloss benefits aside, since Boogie clearly doesn't care about that part, that would have been a lisence to print money for him. Hell, I could see him even getting travel and show opportunities for future DDP Yoga stuff. But nah, why lose weight or make good career and life choices.
He didn't just personally contact Boogie. DDP took the time to FLY OUT TO BOOGIE'S HOUSE and give him some personal coaching and a free set of his DDP Yoga dvd's. And the fat fuck still didn't follow through with it. This was back before the surgery, but some time after the surgery Boogie had the balls to contact him again and DDP, who must have the patience of a saint, invited him over to his house in Georgia for some personal coaching and to try to get him on the program again. Surprisingly, the fat fuck only used this info for a quick dopamine rush and then never followed through.
 
"Lovable asshole" is a funny way of saying sex pest who'd be on the registry if not for the fact that he was such a lazy fat fuck. Somehow Boogie gets more and more pathetic and loathsome with every page here, the fucking freak. Christ this guy burns bridges like Ethan Ralph lol - usually over reasons that are just as pathetic or petty. Hopefully he won't upload a sex tape too with his "girlfriend". Can't wait for the inevitable meltdown when all his shitstirring (which seems to have ramped up) backfires.
 
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