Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Smleman303]

What I find interesting is how Chris changed his stance on Barb, according to pre-nuthouse chris she was the manifestation of Emanuelle but now she is a manipulative person and a gold digger?

What happened? Did she testify against chris?

That or Chris has got pissy over her not returning calls, if his lawyer wants to play this game it could backfire. Let's see what @Pointless Sperg thinks.

 

[McSneaks]

I'd take what Chris wrote in a letter with a huge bowl of salt. He is probably trying to shift the blame to Barb in hopes he'll get off and go back to the Sonichu temple.

But getting off from Barb is what put him in this predicament in the first place

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris is more evil than ever. He'd rather Barb suffer than himself, how Christ-like.

 

[Raiken]

Also Chris is right that it’s totally ridiculous she wasn’t interviewed due to her age. She was 79 at the time of his arrest. That’s crazy to me.

How would he know? As far as we are aware off he has not seen het after he got kicked out of the house.
As she is seen as a potential victim they would not release info about her to him.
Sure they excanged at least one letter, but barb could have lied to Chris and he took it at face value as her telling the truth wile she tossed him under the bus.

 

[Ophelia]

Barb is bad enough based on the things we know to be verifiably true. Adding Chris lies on top of that is dumb.

 

[LUNEKO]

What I find interesting is how Chris changed his stance on Barb, according to pre-nuthouse chris she was the manifestation of Emanuelle but now she is a manipulative person and a gold digger?

What happened? Did she testify against chris?

Some inmate might had also told him he would stood a better chance if he convinced everyone that Barb was very abusive and the reason he ended like this

 

[Raiken]

Some inmate might had also told him he would stood a better chance if he convinced everyone that Barb was very abusive and the reason he ended like this

Chris taking advice from a MALE that would benefit him?
That's like Chris getting a grasp on reality.

 

[LUNEKO]

Chris taking advice from a MALE that would benefit him?
That's like Chris getting a grasp on reality.

If he's desperate enough for an out he might actually begin to listen to someone else besides himself

 

[Raiken]

If he's desperate enough for an out he might actually begin to listen to someone else besides himself

It's still more likely that he would be screaming in his cell trying to become super sonichu or something gay like that and crapping his pants.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Glad we finally got a letter, was worried all the brain pills in the funny house would have burned out what remained of his mind. But he's just as crazy as ever incomprehensibly schizo ranting for 9 pages. Never change chris.

Edit: Although i am legitimately surprised he managed to not talk about his stay at the unknown facility. You'd think he'd go into depth about it, but still showed a surprising amout of self-restraint not to. Really dissapointing because i would have loved to hear about what happened.

 

[Jobama]

I think Chris is using old English words like ye and thy because his prison must only have the King James Version of The Bible

 

[Raiken]

I can see it now
"Don't mention what they did to you in those two months, it can complicate things later for you."
"HMMMM YEAH."*incriminates his own mother*

 

[Kulee Baba]

It is very disturbing that Barb has told personal details of her romantic life to Christian. I cannot imagine that Chris made any of this up since the details are quite plausible and I feel any story made up by Chris would be filled with absurdities like Barb dating Elvis Presley and Fred Flintstone for a few years or some shit.

But as I wrote when the Incest Saga broke out Barb is not mentally sound and anyone who thinks she was faking to extort medicaid gib me dats is insane. At the end of the day it was Chris's responsibility that no crimes against God were committed.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

I can see it now
"Don't mention what they did to you in those two months, it can complicate things later for you."
"HMMMM YEAH."*incriminates his own mother*

What's the worst they could have done to chris there? Given him pills and therapy (which of course didnt work)? Not sure why his lawyer would tell him he couldn't speak to anyone about it. Naturally the reason you wouldn't speak to people about your insane asylum stay is because it's a private matter, but chris has absolutely no appreciation for his own privacy and will share any and all details about his life regardless how appropriate it is.

 

[Ophelia]

Some inmate might had also told him he would stood a better chance if he convinced everyone that Barb was very abusive and the reason he ended like this

He’s been kept away from other inmates.

Chris taking advice from a MALE that would benefit him?

Chris has frequently done this, to an extent. Take Null, for example.

It is very disturbing that Barb has told personal details of her romantic life to Christian.

Chris lies.

Not sure why his lawyer would tell him he couldn't speak to anyone about it.

Chris lies.

Naturally the reason you wouldn't speak to people about your insane asylum stay is because it's a private matter, but chris has absolutely no appreciation for his own privacy and will share any and all details about his life regardless how appropriate it is.

Since childhood, Chris’s worst nightmare has been spending time around slow in da minds and being treated as one. It could be he really really doesn’t want to think about that fear coming true.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Chris lies.

But Chris's lies suck. This is the guy who thought he could fool the trolls via JenkinsJinkies.

Just the fact that Chris claims that Barb married Bob because he "had a house" tells you a lot. That's some down to earth sad as hell details that Barb married out of pure financial security.

If this was Chris's story it would have been him ripping off the sappy pop culture his head is filled with. Barb and Bob would have been soulmates and yadda yadda yadda.

 

[redcent]

Chris lies.


Chris lies.

Lots of people lie

While I agree chris is likely speaking out his ass to save himself..

Some people don't speak out about abuse or whatever for yonks, sometimes theyve been taught not to know better. Sometimes they've been conditioned to be quiet. Sometimes they've been threatened. Sometimes it just comes down to authority figures being of no help. It goes on. So I wouldn't discount abuse using that particular argument

That said though, while getting groomed by your parent is bound to fuck with one's head, afaik chris was an adult while this happened and wasn't restrained nor under threat. Unless there's more info that we're missing.

And that's IF it's true.

At the end of the day though Chris raped barb. Although that too might depend on evidence.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

What I find interesting is how Chris changed his stance on Barb, according to pre-nuthouse chris she was the manifestation of Emanuelle but now she is a manipulative person and a gold digger?

What happened? Did she testify against chris?

Wrong. Chris' fantasies are incredibly difficult to keep up with, but:

I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary to attract me from my forward-and-back trip through Time after what happened with me in 1389 when the Universe was divided into my second physical birth on Febuary 24, 1982 into this immortal Body of mine; with that, Emanuel is my Mother.

Chris believes that Emmanuel is his spiritual mother, and Barbara was only a physical vessel to give birth to Chris. Kinda like how God the Father is the real father of Jesus, and Joseph was a stepfather; except in this case Chris invented some bullshit to escape from the fact that Barb gave birth to him so she can't be his stepmother (assuming he has enough brain cells to actually understand the geneology of Jesus).

Kinda cold, really. Rape your mother, disown her, then talk shit about her to a burger-boiling retard.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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To save your brains and eyes, here is TL;DR

• Chris calls incest leaks "false" and "test of our faith" and that "there was nothing beyond souldbonding", so he is claiming that he didn't fuck Barb now?
• Not going to talk about his two months in a looney bin, which means they were obviously rough.
• Claims that we are all going to die and only he can prevent this, suuuuuuuuure
• Spring is so cold this year because "It's a cold day in Hell"
• COVID was a test too and "Sockness cursed country with it"?
• WW3 WAS CAUSED BY THE NEW GENERATION OF MLP AND WE ALL MUST STOP HASBRO
• Tells some fact about Barb, like her cat being killed by a donkey and that she never masturbated in High School
• Barb had "five (epic) fail relationships before Jerry and Mister C", those men were all selfish and didn't "care about her pleasure"
• Barb married Bob because "he owned the house".
• Says that Barb was caring, but distant and manipulative.
• CLAIMS THAT AFTER HE TOLD HER ABOUT MIA HAMM, BARB SAID "I WOULD'VE HAD SEX WITH YOU MYSELF, CHRISTIAN", YEAH, SURE
• Says that he told all of this shit about Barb to his lawyer.
• More commandments, the only worthy mention is "now is not the time to make any LOLCOW pages on anyone, who doesn't have them already".

Now I need a kerosene shower.

The fact that he is denying that it was his actions now and blaming Barb for his predicament shows that he isn't crazy. He's just acting like the asshole he has always been. Blaming the victim is what all sex criminals do.

"I mean, look how she was dressed, she was asking for it, she even said "where am I" instead of "no"

 

[WaveBreak]

Glad we finally got a letter, was worried all the brain pills in the funny house would have burned out what remained of his mind. But he's just as crazy as ever incomprehensibly schizo ranting for 9 pages. Never change chris.

Edit: Although i am legitimately surprised he managed to not talk about his stay at the unknown facility. You'd think he'd go into depth about it, but still showed a surprising amout of self-restraint not to. Really dissapointing because i would have loved to hear about what happened.

Perhaps he originally wrote about it, the jail read the letter and told him to cut ut out, then he just wrote a new page?