The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AprilRains]

my surname is norwegian but I couldn't tell you the first thing about norwegian politics because I'm three generations removed from anyone born in Norway
He's never mentioned any irish relatives despite making a point of mentioning his arab one over and over in great detail

buckfast is more irish than him, at least it has an investment in the culture

I'm not telling you he's true Irish. I'm telling you why he probably latched onto a bullshit Irish identity.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Professional handyman, folx.

Spoiler: Full thread and pics

https://archive.ph/TNYUy

 

[Aunt Carol]

Professional handyman, folx.
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[Trout P]

Wow it's like they used the hue 'amhole juice' instead of white for that patch job. It's like a moldy tile from a dropped ceiling.

 

[oramge cat]

It's where Kevin's consoomer hoard lives. And where Kevin AND Jen AND Penny sleep. Together. In the same queen size bed.

I can smell that sentence .

How do 3 men share a small bed comfortably, troon or not? I don't even really like sharing my bed with a true and honest woman because I need all that space to sleep comfortably. Even my cat can get in the way and he's a tiny ass little housecat. 3 men in a queen bed? Can they not grift a California King? My back hurts just thinking about it.

I have never done any sort of remodeling, and I know not to do this.

And if for some reason I did find it necessary, I would grab the rubber mallet.

I would do this kind of lazy bullshit if I was like, remodeling a detached garage or a shed that I owned and I couldn't be assed to make it better than good enough to like, use as a a workshop or dreaming studio or party room.

IIRC opiods cause sugar cravings and dry mouth, both which can fuck up teeth faster. I want more proof before I believe it, but it is possible.

Is this why junkies are always asking for a soda? Like you offer them food and they turn it down because they can't eat but they're always begging for a fountain soda.

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Although round my way you can ring the council to pick up an old fridge, then just leave it on the kerb on the day. There's a nigh on 100% chance that the local pikeys will cut out the compressor.

In America it's the same shit, you can dump old stuff on the curb (we spell it differently) and the city will come get it but usually it'll get hacked away at by a scavenger before they come around. Most tragic instance of this I've ever seen is when I found a 1910-ish Louis Vuitton steamer trunk that had been smashed up like one might smash up a cardboard box to fit it in the recycling bin, presumably to scavenge the metal fittings. Damn thing would have been worth $10k at an auction even if it was in shit condition but I'm sure the $12 of brass the tweaker who tore it up got for the scrap metal was totally worth it...

 

[Norman B. Normal]

They're down to three people, one of whom does nothing, they're not selling anything, they've closed their GoFundMes, and the only apparent income for the three of them plus the dung eater (who apparently isn't even worth mentioning on their website) is the $1230 a month they get from patreon plus whatever they make from their shitty drywalling business. It looks like the end may be coming faster than anyone expected. We may be talking weeks or even days.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

They're down to three people, one of whom does nothing, they're not selling anything, they've closed their GoFundMes, and the only apparent income for the three of them plus the dung eater (who apparently isn't even worth mentioning on their website) is the $1230 a month they get from patreon plus whatever they make from their shitty drywalling business. It looks like the end may be coming faster than anyone expected. We may be talking weeks or even days.

I believe that Kevin also pays monthly rent for the privilege of not being a field troon.

 

[Swiss46]

It looks like the end may be coming faster than anyone expected. We may be talking weeks or even days.

If things were truly dire an Earl attack fund would be called for. They're gonna squeeze every penny out of that ranch before bouncing.

 

[White Peach]

Professional handyman, folx.

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Ok when I first saw the ceiling damage I thought it was from the attic which is potentially excusable, anyone can make a mistake in a cramped attic and drop a foot onto drywall.

But from a hole in the floor? What the fuck! It looks like a heater register, so why not place it and put some protective sheeting over it? Or just some plywood and screw it in since you sure as shit don’t give a fuck about the floor boards!!

 

[Marvin]

Don't let that thing come to England.
I beg you.

I'm sorry but if he leaves, we're not letting him back in. I hate to do this to you guys, I really do, but I can't budge on this.

Take back John Oliver, and then maybe we'll talk.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm sorry but if he leaves, we're not letting him back in. I hate to do this to you guys, I really do, but I can't budge on this.

Take back John Oliver, and then maybe we'll talk.

I mean, they still have Madonna. That should count for something.

 

[Marvin]

I mean, they still have Madonna. That should count for something.

This is true. I do appreciate them jumping on that grenade for us.

Still, idk if we really have asshole parity yet.

I like Adam Carolla's idea about sending Ted Nugent over.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This is true. I do appreciate them jumping on that grenade for us.

Still, idk if we really have asshole parity yet.

I like Adam Carolla's idea about sending Ted Nugent over.

No, I don't think the USA should take Kevryn back if he does indeed fly to the TERF Island: Bongland sent Meghan Markle and her Upper Class Twat Royal Cuckold over. Those are easily worth a whole platoon of troons.

 

[Miss Misery]

How do 3 men share a small bed comfortably, troon or not? I don't even really like sharing my bed with a true and honest woman because I need all that space to sleep comfortably. Even my cat can get in the way and he's a tiny ass little housecat. 3 men in a queen bed? Can they not grift a California King? My back hurts just thinking about it.

It may actually be a California King because they're all too tall for a standard bed, but even still that's a cramped sleeping situation, especially given that they also have every cat in the house sleeping in it with them.

 

[El Gordo Ramsay Sex Dwarf]

Not a photoshop, these are sold in local grocery shops here in bongland. Seems appropriate that it's a pack of fruitcakes as well.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I live in a hundred-ish year old house with almost everything original and it's a lot of work compared to a fresh built home tbh. You ever need a part for a gas furnace from the 30's? Not fun. I wouldn't move if you paid me but like, on some level I'm aware I could get a 2 year old house with solar panels and a heated pool and it would be less work, less expense and probably bigger. It was built at the start of the depression and it's crazy to think that it was probably built as low-income housing when an apartment that does not have crown moulding or wainscoting or real wood floors in a car-centric suburban hellscape would rent for 2x what my house would on the local market.

That spiral staircase with a door to the basement HNNNNNG. I would not let a trancher touch my wainscoting with rubber gloves on let alone get into the bones of the house.

Someone needs to make a dual power set of tools where they have a battery that you could use for convenience but they also had a power cord you could plug into for constant use. Especially if you could have the battery and the power cord attached at the same time and the cord would power the tool while charging the battery without sacrificing performance. Every tool takes the same battery but maybe something that needs more juice has two slots or whatever.

Is this the same rockwool that's used as hydroponic grow medium? I know it as something you grow plants with but I can see why it would make a good insulator.

Same company, yep. They have a factory specific for the plant stuff. I believe it's called Grodan.

A lot of people will just buy a cheap bag of insulation and make their own grow mediums if they can't find grodan. It's the exact same shit, just packed differently basically

 

[kaien]

They're down to three people, one of whom does nothing, they're not selling anything, they've closed their GoFundMes, and the only apparent income for the three of them plus the dung eater (who apparently isn't even worth mentioning on their website) is the $1230 a month they get from patreon plus whatever they make from their shitty drywalling business. It looks like the end may be coming faster than anyone expected. We may be talking weeks or even days.

They've got Kev's money, the handyman money, and the Patreon money. I could almost see that paying for a miserable hand-to-mouth existence out there if they could somehow get rid of the animals. The rising cost of gas has to be kicking their asses though, especially since they've gotta drive a good 20 miles each way to refuel.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

They've got Kev's money, the handyman money, and the Patreon money. I could almost see that paying for a miserable hand-to-mouth existence out there if they could somehow get rid of the animals. The rising cost of gas has to be kicking their asses though, especially since they've gotta drive a good 20 miles each way to refuel.

Maybe they will kill them all and say that Earl did it.

 

[AnOminous]

How do 3 men share a small bed comfortably, troon or not? I don't even really like sharing my bed with a true and honest woman because I need all that space to sleep comfortably. Even my cat can get in the way and he's a tiny ass little housecat. 3 men in a queen bed? Can they not grift a California King? My back hurts just thinking about it.

Imagine the triple stink ditch stench of these unwashed men. It must smell like ball sweat and shit in there.

Meanwhile, he shows off the barren wasteland at the Tranch. Nice work!

Good jerb troons. These dumb fucking men sure trashed the land itself. They literally created a mini Dust Bowl.

Troons are so vile they poison the land itself like the shit in The Colour Out of Space.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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At first I was like, we must preserve the Union, and then I was like