DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Balr0g]

Not to mention he actually proposed to Leanna and bought her an engagement ring in 2017. Well after she showed a picture on instagram wearing a fake engagement ring. Imho this just proves that Phil has drunk himself stupid over the years and his gin soaked brain can't keep up with his versions of reality anymore

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

On his SF2 reaction:

So watching part of his reaction towards his SF2, tourneys, it makes me imagine how he would be treated if there was a TIHYDP, much like a documentary or stuff, it shows that he was very spoilt and also very shit talking hateful to those better than him, hell he literally explains why that broken cart tournament was boycotted for a reason yet spergsout why he agreed, only because he wants to stay relevant and also be part of a community that neither wanted him or deserves him yet is always the Level 1 player everyone manages to beat

Doesn't surprise me in the least he will push the narrative of this doc to himself, plus theres mad energy of inferior complex, always bigging himself up to moneyshot matches and then losing, shaking his head pre-Champions tiiime and wondering why he shit talks in the first place, still it explains why took that schtick not to troll da haterzz but to keep his relevance going especially while on Twitch

That tourney not only added to the infamy gained with him but also the reason why he is a scrub who gets shat on time and time again, 4th place is 3rd worst player from the winner, no doubt about it and why would people put 4th place as an achievement? Is that business degree always telling him even if you sell yourself short, you can still be known and "feared" like anyone should be scared of a Valedictorian

Also final point, once the scenes where BabyPandaLee appeared, he couldn't face the past that he probably was a potential pedo and yet also by the cockroach survival ability got away with it time and time again, true to PigRoach he dreamt he was back in time where the big bux came in but still living Groundhog Day over and over

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This "Phil retcons" stream was quite something, Im glad he had it. We knew he is a shitty person but o boy he doubled down on it.
-So appearantly calling himself "number 1 us sf2 player" was never serious, always a joke. Ahham.
-Blaming the game, the connection, coming up with excuses was always a gimmick... although he still does it till this day. Ahham.
-But in the meantime he was also the "realest mothercuker on the internet".
-He was never banned from adsense, he was suspended indefinetly, SEMANTICS!
-Its not his fault it happened, IT WAS HIS FANS! THEY WERE TOO GENEROUS!
-He threw everyone under the bus, fans, old buddies, leanna.

-He once admitted he is an alcoholist and started to cry just so people (he previously called out for a fight) dont beat him up. How much was he? Around 25?

-Doing the WWE part, he was fat shaming wings multiple times whose ass he was previously kissing, calling him sir.

Don't forget the part where he admitted he used to love trolling people, said with a massive shit-eating grin on his face. But then when it happens to him it ruins his career and puts his family's life in danger.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Fuck dude I forgot how bad those WWE streams are. He fucking oozes soy to the point where he fucking sounds like a chicken. I've never seen a 40 year old act like this even ones into wrestle wrestle. Holy cringe

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I don't care if this is a repost this fits Khat and Phil perfectly.

 

[Iron Father]

Big disagree mate. I know you’re very jaded about Phil, but you’re forgetting something important. Phil doesn’t have the ability to do a true react, he will always have to secretly watch, let’s get that out of the way first. I could go on about why but you know why. Without previewing the content he’s unable to take notes or prepare accordingly, leaving him at risk. And, in turn, Phil would be required to do a lot more work for his content, which is not something he is willing to do based on like 15 years of data.

I’ll be honest it didn’t really hit me until earlier today that this will be an impassable challenge for Phil. Keeping yourself sealed off from the outside world and censoring all your feedback methods has a downside and he’s gonna find that out. He’s already started to with his YT comments.

You'd have a point if he was exclusively reacting to content about him, but that's not the case. When he's done with the first TIHYDP and the Howard & Rambo podcast, he'll probably start reacting to random, safe bullshit. Likely voted on as some sort of lazy tip/member goal.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Don't forget the part where he admitted he used to love trolling people, said with a massive shit-eating grin on his face. But then when it happens to him it ruins his career and puts his family's life in danger.

Trolling

Lol

More like wishful thinking he was the one famous and everyone is jealous of his success

If confronted he will wimp out faster than you can say tihps

 

[Pargon]

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I don't care if this is a repost this fits Khat and Phil perfectly.

I dunno, I wouldn’t call what Kat is “quirky” so much as “worrying and likely needing to be in a group home”. The part about her having already become her mother (insane) seems to be accurate though.

Unrelated, all this image makes me think of is Dave Willis.

 

[Iron Father]

Arguably Philip also became his mom.

 

[Sup3r]

Phil loves throwing past Phil under the bus for everything.

Between his depression and being an alcoholic, he’s really not good at making up excuses that don’t make him look worse

He wants to not be held accountable for the shit he pulled. He hates that past Phil did shit that makes him look bad so he now has to think of ways to justify what he did. And yet, as usual, he wants his bk burger and to fuck it too. He wants to justify what past him did (to convince people he did nothing wrong and everything correct) but also wants to convince people that he's changed, that past piggy was an immature child who didn't know any better and he's so much different now, distancing himself from those actions he's taking shame in.

 

[Croppered]

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It’s so weird how my brain says “well, Phil actually doesn’t look too bad here” like that scale isn’t terribly fucked up.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Also final point, once the scenes where BabyPandaLee appeared, he couldn't face the past that he probably was a potential pedo

Uuuuuuh, ACKSHULLY since she was 17 that's not pedophilia that ephebophilia okay? *snort* Gahd my detractors are STOOPID ack ack ack!

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I don't think Phil knows what "trolling" actually means. Also this is starting to feel less like "DSP reacts" and more like "DSP is getting tired of detractor content so he is autistically trying to debunk some of his most controversial ones out there on YouTube, but without adressing recent stuff because retconning is easier than coming up with fresh lies".

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Yeah it's 'Poorly Debunking with the King'.

 

[AceVentura]

I don't think Phil knows what "trolling" actually means. Also this is starting to feel less like "DSP reacts" and more like "DSP is getting tired of detractor content so he is autistically trying to debunk some of his most controversial ones out there on YouTube, but without adressing recent stuff because retconning is easier than coming up with fresh lies".

Being an absolute gobshite to everyone around you and pissing people off to the point that the only reason they don’t kick your head in is because you pathetically debase yourself and blame it on being an alcoholic = harmless trolling.

Trying to keep up with all of Phil’s different stories on everything such as how much money his wife brings in to help with his dire financial situation, or picking a difficulty on a game that isn’t journo mode, or merely doing maths on how much he earns = despicable acts done by people filled with hate to destroy an innocent man.

Sound good?

 

[LieLieFyre]

Arguably Philip also became his mom.

He doesn't commit the vile act that is smoking. DEBUNKED!

 

[Elescondido]

So, in conclusion...
-Phil was drunk.
-Phil was depressed.
-No one was upset about the Project 7 scam, it was the trolls pretending to be upset.
-TotalBiscuit is an asshole.
-It's Leanna's fault that Phil made a video about her seizure and monetized it.
-The Incident wasn't a big deal because "other streamers make o-faces all the time".
Any questions?

Wait , did he really took the time to shit on total biscuit because he said people watched phil to see him rage (which is true and phil admits it from time to time).
That's so weird lol , did he do it only cause TB is dead and cant defend himself?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Meh, "man is uncomfortable talking about his ex" is the most vanilla thing imaginable. Ya'll are making mountains out of molehills. His reaction doesn't confer anything other than insinuate that the break up was far from amicable, which is something he's never tried to hide.

He’s definitely tried to hide it, he pretty much always tries to paint it as them just growing apart and something he was ok with

I also liked how when he talked about panda he said they grew apart the longer they dated and were at different points in their life/wanted different things

Fast forward 5 years and what has Phil changed about his life? What new has he achieved that panda would’ve objected to? Him saying they wanted different things outta life while him still being in the exact same position years later unironically makes him sound like the less mature one, like panda actually wanted something more outta life than sitting at home lmao

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

Anyone manage to grab Tevin's restream before he set it to private?