He basically just calls Knudsen or whatever his name is a liar ..or he's only half right and then proceeds to lie his ass off with a shitty retcon.
People pointed out that Knudsen recommending the FF7 House as something Phil should watch was a sneak diss at Phil that he wouldn't be able to understand since he's never seen a fucking mirror before and I'm inclined to believe it. Knudsen is pretty professional, even when speaking to someone as awful as Phil, but he makes it clear that while he isn't a detractor, he REALLY doesn't like the guy.
Apparently the real reason (since he fed Phil a lie) on why he won't do a part 2 on Phil is because Phil himself makes it incredibly difficult to fact check anything due to him being a walking embodiment of revisionist history, and trying to catalog everything Phil has said and done through either direct sourcing him or sourcing people who keep track of him (such as Tevin, xMortis, suprcrzy, etc) would be too mentally and emotionally exhausting for one man to handle. In other words, he's not strong-willed enough to recount every shitty thing Phil has done in the past 5 years for a follow-up video, and I honestly don't blame him. Most of us here are either numb to Phil's bullshit or so warped that we revel in it. A newcomer like Knudsen trying to read a single page of the Pigroachomincon would get his mind flayed within a second.
A quick recap of everyone that's fucked Phil over according to this stream and how it ended up for them:
- TotalBiscuit (Died a horrible painful death after mocking Phil)
Oh, this motherfucker did NOT spit on his grave. This is something I genuinely can't handle all that well since John's death was something that shook both Youtube and the gaming industry as a whole and so many chickenshits piled onto him after he finally bit it. Phil doing so isn't unexpected but it's still reprehensible.
- ProJared (Killed via viral tweet)
Jared pulls better numbers and is going stronger than ever. He uncanceled himself because unlike Phil, he's unafraid to show what really happened with full evidence. He admits fault to some of his actions but is actually able to point out the liars in a proper debunking. Of course, Phil wouldn't know that.
- Leanna (Confrontational bitch with a dead soap business who missed Phil that much she had a full blown mental breakdown to try and get him back)
Funny since Leanna seems to be doing better than ever after leaving his dumb ass and it seems her biggest regret is being stuck in WA with no real way to get home due to lack of funds.
so sees a female character who may be half-naked, the reaction is to nervously laugh uncomfortably then make some stupid comment about how it's gross or wrong or immature.
Sees he-man, a muscle man in harness and loincloth, first thing that pops in his mind is "homo erotic fantasies"
Steve of the Dead made a point about this in that he doesn't think Phil is closeted since he doesn't display the behaviors of a closeted person, but rather he displays behavior of someone who has never been able to have a truly mature or adult conversation about sex and sexuality. He sees all discussion of it as being awkward or taboo since he never grew out of it being that. Before that, he treated sex more like a manchild does, making stupid jokes about that kind of stuff. This is why he hides behind his marriage to get away from talking about him finding a particular character attractive or whatever...when I know plenty of people who are also in committed relationships and raunchy as fuck because they know how to approach the subject.
He’s definitely tried to hide it, he pretty much always tries to paint it as them just growing apart and something he was ok with
I also liked how when he talked about panda he said they grew apart the longer they dated and were at different points in their life/wanted different things
Fast forward 5 years and what has Phil changed about his life? What new has he achieved that panda would’ve objected to? Him saying they wanted different things outta life while him still being in the exact same position years later unironically makes him sound like the less mature one, like panda actually wanted something more outta life than sitting at home lmao
I would argue there's no real harm in saying you want a simple quiet life in a small community aren't really the adventurous type. I've been like that for a few years and I'm way younger than Phil, but even I like to get out of the house once a while to see and do something fun. The problem is that Phil paints this as Leanna wanting to get out and have more interesting experiences in her youth while Phil himself is more stable and got all that traveling out of his system long ago, when the reality is that he was fucking scared to go anywhere after everything he did to make himself hated among the FGC.
My name is Phil Burnell. I’m 40 years old. My house is in the Renton, Washington, within a gated community, and I've been married for several years. I work a full time interactive streaming content creator on Youtube, and I finish my streams every day by 9PM at the latest. I neither smoke nor drink, but people have said that I'm an alcoholic with very little proof. I’m in bed by 11 PM, but I regularly don't fall asleep until much later due to the alcohol and social media addiction keeping me awake. After having a a tumbler of gin and doing about one hundred pulls in WWE Champions before going to bed, I find it increasingly difficult to get a good night's sleep. Due to this, I hardly ever am well rested, even though I will always state the contrary.
I have not been to a doctor for several years because I believe there are no issues with my lifestyle or health. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any detractors, defamation or restreams, that would cause me to lose more sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
