🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Near]

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"Glad to see he has cleared that one up."

Except if one of the people in the shooting happened to say Ralph sharted. Then it's a-ok.

Killstream's morals are about the depth of a puddle. Also you're fat and you shit yourself on stream ralph

 

[ddlloo]

Was Ralph or anyone in his "sector" even implicated in this? Or is he just making an excuse for a day off?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Was Ralph or anyone in his "sector" even implicated in this? Or is he just making an excuse for a day off?

The guy was definitely a right wing fucktard, and I think Ralph trying to take a very "serious" approach to this and not just immediately sperging out at people saying the shooter is connected to AF in some way mean there's definitely more to the story.

 

[Truly Rural]

What in the world was he thinking writing this? Does he not get what it sounds like?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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Okay great we get to see more angles of the Swine Prince flex his fighting moves while smoking weed

 

[Box Tie]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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Gotta love the sight of grifters preemptively crawling under the porch like beaten dogs. This is pathetic. For all their posturing about free speech, not giving a fuck and their cancerous optics on their super serial totally-not-a-vanity-project streaming service they don't even have the balls to talk about this on their home turf. What is the point of running off to your alt-platforms if you're going to bitch out like this?

Don't get me wrong, it is probably the smart thing to do all things considered but simultaneously it is pathetic, weak and just as disgusting as grifters from the other side pretending nothing happened when one of theirs executes "fash" in the streets.

He knows his audience, this fake white nationalist, obama voting pig surrounds himself with hundreds of brainlet wignat pol rejects who'd be more than happy to meme on the graves of black wagies and that white coalburning slut who happened to get caught in the crossfire. As such he has wait for the autism to die down for a day or two, lest his paypigs draw too much attention to him, Cozy and the rightwing pig farm they're running.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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"Glad to see he has cleared that one up."

The same guy that threatened to kill his forner cohost if he could get away with it condemning political violence?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph, keep Cozy Rozy inside this time. That baby gets enough facefuls of carcinogens just from being in the house with you. The last thing she needs is to be positioned downwind from the grill again to choke down your overdone, cheap 70/30 ground beef smoke.

Ralph wants to make sure the dozen Registered Sex Offenders in his Immediate Neighborhood get a good long look at his family. Good call Ralph.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph wants to make sure the dozen Registered Sex Offenders in his Immediate Neighborhood get a good long look at his family. Good call Ralph.

I’m sure the one who mothered his child has already made their daughter known to her network.

 

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Trump "retweets" Memology101 on truthsocial one day after Ralph declares Gunty Jihad on him:

LOL, seems like getting hollered at is still the way to get your big break.

Sargon must be pissed about this. If only Memology mentioned #GamerGate

 

[Polyboros2]

After sperging about other women being supposedly ugly, Ralph knew he’d better not RT the family photos Meigh tweeted. https://twitter.com/sadntrad/status/1524951957911257105?s=21

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Dog faced pony wife.
I stole this joke from my wife

Edit: Late AF I started typing this and forgot it, I wanted to make a fake News article with headline "Homosexual Internet Streamers Adopt Crack Baby" but then got too lazy.

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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I'm legit excited. I can't wait to see how our BBQ shaming of his previous "10 year olds birthday party of burnt fatty meat, processed pig anus tubes, and even more processed cheese food product squares" influences him.

Will he double down and have another Walmart trailer park feast in the exact same way? Will he burn a pre-cooked vacuum sealed package of short ribs with savory flavored corn syrup BBQ "sauce" cooked to a glaze? Will he have hand cut steaks from a local butcher shop, lightly seasoned, each with it's own individual bluetooth probe to assure each will be cooked to perfection?(lol, no) Will there be charcoal briquettes and no actually wood for smokey flavor?

My bet is Walmart steaks, so thin you might as well cook them with a clothing iron, grey with red from where the steak on top of it rested in the package, and cooked a dozen degrees past Well Done, using propane, and lots of hollering at the camera about the way he's doing to confirm he seethed at our mockery of his little cook out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan Ralph is legitimately afraid to grill corn at his BBQ. Imagine being trolled by a plant.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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Wait wtf does he think will happen to him because of the shooting? Can he not go 10 seconds without wishing death on a woman or sperg8ng out about people's deaths?

Guarantee Ralph checked his sub list for the shooter’s name as soon as it became available.

come to think of it we have a list of alot of his paypigs names, all of them before the killstream tv shutdown which is probably most or all. i wonder if our boy here was on it?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ralph doesn't want to stream because he knows his chat will scream "BASED BASED FUCK THOSE NIGGER HAHAHA WHITES WIN AGAIN!!"

 

[EyeGuy]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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Ralph is backing out of this because it's too hawt outside:

 

[MeltyTW]

Don't get me wrong, it is probably the smart thing to do all things considered but simultaneously it is pathetic, weak and just as disgusting as grifters from the other side pretending nothing happened when one of theirs executes "fash" in the streets.

not really for ralph, hes totally irrelevant from everything ...... wait does this mean ralph is genuinely so delusional he thinks hes on the same tier as like an elon musk or a tucker carlson? that cnn or the msm will just ask him why he has to influence all the billions of killstream fans? what a faggot.

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph is backing out of this because it's too hawt outside:
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Somebody looked in their fridge, saw the gray, white bread thin slices of Wally World round steak his horse-fiancé bought, and SEETHED.

 

[The Wokest]

I wonder if someone will ever set up a corn stand at one of Ralph's live events

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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What in the world was he thinking writing this? Does he not get what it sounds like?

He’s too fat and weak to leave the air conditioning for more than a few minutes. He’d melt into a puddle of bacon grease if he stayed outside in anything above 76 degrees.

Dancing outside in Houston nearly killed him and he was only outside his AC trucked for ten minutes and it wasn’t that hot.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph is backing out of this because it's too hawt outside:
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It is 85F and 50% humidity in Richmond. That is not "really hot" unless you are really fat.