DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If anyone chooses to troll tip with a superchat it should just say this:

"Phil Allowed Kevin Burnstein to insult his wife because he tips him".
Not worth the pennies, but put it this way, if you post that comment so many times on his stream chat the pig will eventually see it that way and he will remove it soon after, he always interrupts himself to do that even on a long-winded rant for even the most docile sneak dissing comments.

Even better when he has ho say to himself "just gonna ban this idiot".
 
If anyone chooses to troll tip with a superchat it should just say this:

"Phil Allowed Kevin Burnstein to insult his wife because he tips him".
Pointless. He'll just say "we got a troll tip. Lemme get rid of this idiot. Bye!" And keep going like nothing happened. If enough whales start talking about it in chat or if people keep pressing him he'll do "Ok I'm just gonna ban anyone who talks about drama. I'll ban you all I don't care! Let's see this idiot. Bye geddafugoutta here dood! Go on, keep saying it. Come on do it. Who's next? Alright. Puh ha ack ack ack! What a bunch of morahns. Anyway, let's keep going..."
 
Idk, did Phil Burnell ever really exist? It's clear he's always kind of absorbed what he feels and does from the people around him. He's spent his whole life, from the time he was a child with over-involved parents, doing what he thinks he's supposed to do rather than acting based upon his emotions and independent judgement.
It all hearkens back to his narcissism. Every narcissist has this false persona that they portray to the world. Owing to his low intelligence and practically nonexistent creativity, the persona Phil has created for himself is a crude amalgam of vaguely admirable qualities, with no true understanding of why these traits are respected in society.

He knows, for example, that everybody respects winners in competitions, but also has no notion of sportsmanship and will gladly cheat and exploit to be crowned the "winner". It's this lack of an actual understanding of what makes a person admirable which is why he was so unsuccessful as a narcissist. Everybody saw through the mask. Low IQ narcissists end up as friendless losers rather quickly.

It's especially funny when he tries to use large words he's only ever heard once or twice. You can just tell from his speech mannerisms that he's trying so hard to come off as an eloquent, educated guy, but it all falls flat because it's not who he is, nor is it even someone he has the capability of pretending to be.
 
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Saw this clip yesterday and honestly it made me sad. This man seems genuinely happy commentating over WWE rumble super smash gay fights.


It's night and day compared to a normal stream where he goes off on anyone and bitches about the same stories night after night. I don't have any extra special wisdom into the mind of Phil, but damn this shit is sad (and gay) to watch.
 
When couples say "rarely see each other" means they both have busy life, busy with work, possibly working in different shifts. DSP sits home all day, every day, he could stream anytime. IF he really wanted to save this relationship, he would adopt. But we know he doesnt even know what the word means.
Indeed, and while I agree he doesn't give a shit about his partners, it's also indicative of how his retarded obsession with his schedule is one of his biggest enemies.
 
Saw this clip yesterday and honestly it made me sad. This man seems genuinely happy commentating over WWE rumble super smash gay fights.


It's night and day compared to a normal stream where he goes off on anyone and bitches about the same stories night after night. I don't have any extra special wisdom into the mind of Phil, but damn this shit is sad (and gay) to watch.
It really is sad that WWE is the only thing that brings him joy. The fact that playing fucking video games(including the easy games, walking sims, and cinematic games)doesn't even make him this happy is even sadder. But hey, he's living in this hell he created(loveless marriage, streams himself poorly playing video games while begging for money)and I do not feel the least bit sorry for him.
 
So now we have: begging on-stream, begging on the prestream, special videos made for begging (the current iteration of that are some of his Daily Crap videos after he doesn't get a satisfactory tithe from all his paypigs), begging on the Twitter audio schedule if he didn't get enough money, pre-stream beg tweets, post-stream beg tweets, mid-stream beg tweets and now the newest member of the begging roster: stream title begs.

Tell me if I missed something.
 
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Saw this clip yesterday and honestly it made me sad. This man seems genuinely happy commentating over WWE rumble super smash gay fights.


It's night and day compared to a normal stream where he goes off on anyone and bitches about the same stories night after night. I don't have any extra special wisdom into the mind of Phil, but damn this shit is sad (and gay) to watch.
What in fuck is he doing with his voice? And is that meant to be the pose LTG does? Jesus, Phil cant do anything right.
 
Sometimes I feel like Phil is never lying. I know that sounds insane but hear me out. In pro wrestling, something Phil knows so well there are people(think hulk hogan, ric flair) who begin to live their gimmick so much that if you speak with them they don't actually recall what are the real stories. People mention how Terry no longer exist and Hulk only knows how to live as Hulk. Same with Richard and Ric. I believe that Phil Burnell no longer exist. He has lived the DSP gimmick so hard so long that it has consumed his personality AND memories. He thinks all of this is the truth. He says he maybe flagged someone only to say he never did a few weeks later because in his mind at that moment that is the gimmick he remembers. He can't keep track of his own canon basically, especially since Phil no longer exist. So to my original point, I do not think DarkSydePhil goes into anything openly lying, or realizes when he is lying. I can't imagine what Khet gets on any day off, if they even really speak, if she is even still there.
Also you have to consider he was drunk off his ass during a lot of his videos so even if he wanted to keep a coherent narrative, he literally has no idea what drunk phil has said over the years. He has a predisposition to just lie about anything no matter how insignificant so that combined with the alcohol and narcissism, he has no chance at keeping a consistent story about anything.
 
Sometimes I feel like Phil is never lying. I know that sounds insane but hear me out. In pro wrestling, something Phil knows so well there are people(think hulk hogan, ric flair) who begin to live their gimmick so much that if you speak with them they don't actually recall what are the real stories. People mention how Terry no longer exist and Hulk only knows how to live as Hulk. Same with Richard and Ric. I believe that Phil Burnell no longer exist. He has lived the DSP gimmick so hard so long that it has consumed his personality AND memories. He thinks all of this is the truth. He says he maybe flagged someone only to say he never did a few weeks later because in his mind at that moment that is the gimmick he remembers. He can't keep track of his own canon basically, especially since Phil no longer exist. So to my original point, I do not think DarkSydePhil goes into anything openly lying, or realizes when he is lying. I can't imagine what Khet gets on any day off, if they even really speak, if she is even still there.
This assumes that Dave was ever doing a character rather than him just rationalizing all of the shitty things he's done over the years as "IT WAS A SHTICK DOOD, SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE ACK ACK ACK". He has never not been Dave, anytime he's in a position where he can cut out all dissent and shit talk without repercussion he is Dave. The only time he changes is when he's in person with someone he's meek as hell, which is why he's a shut in hermit who never converses with anyone online even unless it's in a place where he has total control.

I'm sure Dave remembers the truth, at least that's why I'd assume he has to come up with a new retcon every time instead of just picking up from the last one.

Catching up on the React Debunk stream. I still can't get over him telling the story of Jaha threatning to beat him up and he starts bawling "BOOOO-HOOOOO DON'T HURT ME, I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!" Did he not see how fucking pathetic that fuckin is? I thought he was preparing ahead of time to get the best possible retcons together. Even if it were true, he wants pity but is just using alcoholism as a shield like he does with depression "CAN'T BLAME ME, IT WAS MUH DEPRESSION!". Also definitely still an alcoholic from his total wine receipts.

Dave, overcoming problems is great, using them as shield for your shitty behavior and never trying to fix them is reprehensible.
 
When couples say "rarely see each other" means they both have busy life, busy with work, possibly working in different shifts. DSP sits home all day, every day, he could stream anytime. IF he really wanted to save this relationship, he would adopt. But we know he doesnt even know what the word means.
Even if Phil somehow managed to change his lifestyle drastically (in regards to streaming less and associating with his "wife" more) he would somehow still find a way to not have any major impact on her personal life, he would likely just play on his phone spending all his cash on gacha in his spare time, considering he also did the same sort of stuff with Leanna for years he wouldn't do anything else besides going grocery shopping and eating out once a week like he says he absolutely has to do (so no, no downtown Seattle, fish market, nature walks or zoo trips for Kat) and it's not like he's the sort of person who's capable of having a genuine romantic interest in someone else, so no vacations or anniversary celebrations to speak of (if they do happen. they will be either forgotten by him or half-assed in case Kat remembers or someone calls him out for not doing anything to save face).
I feel like a reeeemergency arc is incoming somehow.
Hmm, it looks like we'll be passing the deadline for a tax reeeeemergency stream though yeah? I think the bankruptcy has changed things slightly, as he now should only be worried about his back taxes with his ongoing ones being fairly standard fare for him and he shouldn't be accumulating any more major debts to speak of (unless you know, he's gone out and signed up for credit cards again?, I know he's very financially illiterate but I don't even think he's that stupid?)

We have now passed the one year milestone since he did his Mass Effect Begathon that happened on May 14th 2021, that tips goal was for $3,000, which was after he got dropped from the twitch partner program, the cost for that amount I believe might have had something to do with his mortgage payments plus a little extra, so if there is actually a new begathon on the horizon, there should be absolutely no reason for it to be anywhere near that amount again, maximum maybe, $2,000? His mortgage payments aren't anymore then that, plus he technically hasn't lost much income from his transition to YouTube.

Recently he's been leaving his financial situation in the dark a bit, so we can't be too sure what will happen in regards to future begathons, but of course I would imagine if an actual "emergency" happens, they would return in some capacity, as Phil has no plan b and wouldn't know what else to do to save his "business".
 
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This assumes that Dave was ever doing a character rather than him just rationalizing all of the shitty things he's done over the years as "IT WAS A SHTICK DOOD, SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE ACK ACK ACK". He has never not been Dave, anytime he's in a position where he can cut out all dissent and shit talk without repercussion he is Dave. The only time he changes is when he's in person with someone he's meek as hell, which is why he's a shut in hermit who never converses with anyone online even unless it's in a place where he has total control.

I'm sure Dave remembers the truth, at least that's why I'd assume he has to come up with a new retcon every time instead of just picking up from the last one.

Catching up on the React Debunk stream. I still can't get over him telling the story of Jaha threatning to beat him up and he starts bawling "BOOOO-HOOOOO DON'T HURT ME, I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!" Did he not see how fucking pathetic that fuckin is? I thought he was preparing ahead of time to get the best possible retcons together. Even if it were true, he wants pity but is just using alcoholism as a shield like he does with depression "CAN'T BLAME ME, IT WAS MUH DEPRESSION!". Also definitely still an alcoholic from his total wine receipts.

Dave, overcoming problems is great, using them as shield for your shitty behavior and never trying to fix them is reprehensible.
Its interesting how phil managed to cure himself from both alcoholism and depression with no professional treatment and also healed a debilitating back injury all on his own. Phil is a medical miracle. Unless he made all this up for sympathy..

I actually do believe he is an alcoholic though but its definitely not under control at this point. Most people can't just drop an addiction all on their own with no treatment/support system like phil supposedly did.
 
You said "skip" beg Tweets?
Nooooo.
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Now, if I'm someone that happens upon this and has no idea who Phail is, I would think it's really cool he plays with his audience. Only to be 'wtf?' after a few minutes.
Whenever Phil brings up the "I'm a changed man!" argument, keep this in mind:
I laughed when he was shitting on his enemies during the gayest wwe thing I've ever seen.
It really does boggle the mind that so much of his stream revolves around hitting goals. I just wonder where we would be had that guy never suggested putting on a vest for $100. Its one of the biggest mysteries in the universe imo.
Because we know that
-No Adpocalypse=He remains on YouTube and probably retires
-No Machinima termination=Machinima dies but again Phil has a stable income and probably retires
-Accepted into That Guy With The Glasses team?= probably becomes the next Spoony
-No move to Washington=Project 7 continues and Howard finally confronts DSP about getting pay for his work. (and probably gets fired as a result)
etc, etc, etc. But between him becoming a full time streamer and 2019 there was so much golddust because he was salty about his Position. But now he's found a new crack to hide in and an excuse to never change.
He was not affected by the 'adpocolypse'. He is not a right wing news sperg that was the target.
the fact he made another easy 300 recently just proves these low life’s will never stop tipping til the curtain calls.
But they did stop. He got 0 during the wwe sim
Saw this clip yesterday and honestly it made me sad. This man seems genuinely happy commentating over WWE rumble super smash gay fights.


It's night and day compared to a normal stream where he goes off on anyone and bitches about the same stories night after night. I don't have any extra special wisdom into the mind of Phil, but damn this shit is sad (and gay) to watch.
I was waiting for :coom:at any second. All that was missing was a gem damage sound. And there's absolutely no way he doesn't watch wrestling after that embarrassing display of cringe.
This assumes that Dave was ever doing a character rather than him just rationalizing all of the shitty things he's done over the years as "IT WAS A SHTICK DOOD, SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE ACK ACK ACK". He has never not been Dave,
He is the typical shitbag East coast scammer
 
How has nobody made the connection yet?

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