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Here we see a professional manchild comparing teachers to Saturday morning cartoon villains over confiscating phones:
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Speaking as an actual teacher, Kev here needs to shut the fuck up because he has no clue what he's talking about. We have every right in loco parentis to confiscate phones, at the very least for the duration of a class period. If a kid can't stay off their phone and knows that, as a rule, phones are not allowed instruction, they very well should have them taken away. It'll do em some good, maybe regain some of the attention span that we're losing each year as a result of the damn things.

Not sure how it's "unfair" either. When you're in school, it's our job to teach and your job to learn. If the phones or tamagotchis or whatever are distracting from that, they get taken because you (the child) need to learn to self-regulate that shit. Grow the fuck up.
 
Speaking as an actual teacher, Kev here needs to shut the fuck up because he has no clue what he's talking about. We have every right in loco parentis to confiscate phones, at the very least for the duration of a class period. If a kid can't stay off their phone and knows that, as a rule, phones are not allowed instruction, they very well should have them taken away. It'll do em some good, maybe regain some of the attention span that we're losing each year as a result of the damn things.

Not sure how it's "unfair" either. When you're in school, it's our job to teach and your job to learn. If the phones or tamagotchis or whatever are distracting from that, they get taken because you (the child) need to learn to self-regulate that shit. Grow the fuck up.
I admire your passion, but thankfully it’s a none issue.

Kev had himself castrated, so he cannot father a child, womb/uterus/ovary implants are impossible and will be until a way to totally alter a persons genetic make up exists, I optimistically assume any siblings Kev has would never and have not left instruction for guardianship of their offspring to Kev, and finally there is no way he would be considered suitable to be an adoptive parent.

I suppose it’s conceivable that Kev could marry someone with an existing child, but I would guess that whoever agrees to marry him would be ok with him being a further overgrown child, so his laziness would prevent him from being involved as a stepparent.
 
I admire your passion, but thankfully it’s a none issue.

Kev had himself castrated, so he cannot father a child, womb/uterus/ovary implants are impossible and will be until a way to totally alter a persons genetic make up exists, I optimistically assume any siblings Kev has would never and have not left instruction for guardianship of their offspring to Kev, and finally there is no way he would be considered suitable to be an adoptive parent.

I suppose it’s conceivable that Kev could marry someone with an existing child, but I would guess that whoever agrees to marry him would be ok with him being a further overgrown child, so his laziness would prevent him from being involved as a stepparent.

There's always the chance he has a deposit at a sperm bank somewhere, but I can't imagine his swimmers doing anything other than lazily going in circles...
 
There's always the chance he has a deposit at a sperm bank somewhere, but I can't imagine his swimmers doing anything other than lazily going in circles...
I can’t find the source right now, but he’s said before that he didn’t have the money to freeze sperm so he didn’t do it. Which is best for everyone involved.
 
>furry pendants
So proud he takes after Mxtress's shit spelling.

Anyway this shit is optmistic on the furry fandom.
Convention expenses are part and parcel as are artist expenses, so we'll put good will here. Let's break it down:
  • Make a fursuit? Was the material from poor farmers who sell to big sweatshops to spin it? Or is some of it synthetic and made from nonbiodegradable materials in a factory with hazardous health conditions?
  • Sell pins, figurines, or other goods not manufactured by you? Sweatshop overseas takes care of it.
  • When someone has a party, how much is being spent on drugs? Are all drugs made manufactured or grown, and are they necessary/conductive to a healthy society? If they order a pizza, does all that cheese, grain, and tomato go to waste by using it for a spunk joke?
  • Bad dragon might as well have a monopoly on the corner market of insane fantasy dildos. Not on ALL insane dildos, just most of the furry ones.
  • When you pay an artist, what do they do with the money? Do they always fund it to next convention or towards necessary purchases, or is some of that spent on general middel-upper class purchases or in fandom merch?
Actually, let me break it down better this way: how do you become popular in the furry fandom? You either make something people like, or you buy things. A LOT of things. How much money does one drop on furry art commissions? On furry art, on fur suits, on fur merch, on normal merch that reminds you of your favorite animals or fursona, on custom merch, on Things YOU Own. People come to YOU because YOU OWN THINGS. Sometimes you even share them! "Wow! I see this guy's name a lot because he commissions all my favorite artist, love his fursona! He says he's throwing a big room party with beer too in a big hotel suite, what a guy!" Not like Kevin knows since he doesn't pay taxes.

Basically, you become popular by spending money. "But you're giving it all to artist! 🥺" Doesn't matter. You're buying status and buying friends, with UNNECESSARY purchases. Kevin himself never gets this because he'd deny he'd ever buy status with all those Transformers when he'd openly gloat about his collection and latest purchases. It's not even the consumption of useless items, it's the overbuying of useless items made by artist who get all their materials from a corrupt system.

Shit, I haven't even talked about the joke of furry art pricing. Not like he'd notice the abuse of status or monopolization of a closed species or anything. Fuck off.

Welcome (back) to the farms Kevin
My suggestion is that Kevin stops hanging around suspected pedophiles, even if they're trans.

We have every right in loco parentis
I'll make sure my teacher friends know this phrase.
If the phones or tamagotchis or whatever are distracting from that, they get taken because you (the child) need to learn to self-regulate that shit. Grow the fuck up.
:sighduck: Kevin, growing up...

"Peter C*ffin"
What a massive bitch.
He's screaming for people not to notice him as he badmouths someone publicly on a public platform. Twitters aren't private clubs, they're public. Even private clubs aren't that private: the more people you have, the more risk of something leaking out or someone who shouldn't get in rises.

Either cry in public and ignore/block others, or cry off the internet or on a burner account with 2 followers so no one hears you. You can't have it both ways.
 
He's screaming for people not to notice him as he badmouths someone publicly on a public platform. Twitters aren't private clubs, they're public. Even private clubs aren't that private: the more people you have, the more risk of something leaking out or someone who shouldn't get in rises.

Either cry in public and ignore/block others, or cry off the internet or on a burner account with 2 followers so no one hears you. You can't have it both ways.
If Kev didn't make his Twitter account double as his diary, this thread would be a fraction of it's length, if it would exist at all. He broadcasts everything about himself. If Kev was able to hide his power level at all, we wouldn't have gotten 'Amhole'. We wouldn't have gotten the tweet about him sulking about not being able to eat out his necrotic axe wound. We wouldn't have the mountain of evidence he blows all his e-begging money on Transformers he doesn't play with. We wouldn't have gotten the KGIU. Nobody is forcing him at gun point to post all the lulzy stuff he posts. Penny isn't going to withhold meals from him unless he humiliates himself online; he trips over himself in his rush to post this stuff himself. He has the nerve to make a public display of himself and then get offended when people make fun of him. If he didn't want public back lash from the public posts he makes to his public account on a public website he made of his own free will, he shouldn't post the kind of stuff he does in the first place. You have the power to make the negative attention you get to stop, Kevin. You just need to stop publicly bitching on the Internet. Until then, enjoy the scorn and ridicule from others as you wonder why nobody takes you seriously. Faggot.
 
Not to toot my own horn, but I'm curious if Kevin is saying this in response to my previous post or at least responding to someone on twitter who expressed a thought similar to mine.

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What I said:
A) Everything counts as consumerism (including bespoke fursuits) because consumption is consumption and there are no ethics. So you can buy as many Transformers as you want guilt free.

or

B) There IS some sort of virtuous consumption under capitalism according to Kevin, as long as you support the right people in your mind. Then it doesn't count as consumerism.

Even if there are degrees to the ethicalness, then according to your own logic buying from Amazon and Hasbro are the absolute worst. I was saying the reason you excuse yourself from buying from these places is because you claim there is no ethicalness AT ALL. If there are "degrees of ethical that we can choose to put our money towards." then you have proven yourself to be a massive hypocrite because you've given thousands of dollars to a company you supposedly despise.
 
Not to toot my own horn, but I'm curious if Kevin is saying this in response to my previous post or at least responding to someone on twitter who expressed a thought similar to mine.

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Even if there are degrees to the ethicalness, then according to your own logic buying from Amazon and Hasbro are the absolute worst. I was saying the reason you excuse yourself from buying from these places is because you claim there is no ethicalness AT ALL. If there are "degrees of ethical that we can choose to put our money towards." then you have proven yourself to be a massive hypocrite because you've given thousands of dollars to a company you supposedly despise.
Why the fuck do people like him think that a small localized economy, such as he describes with people making things themselves and selling it directly, could possibly operate in todays age?

If he wants the standard of living he currently has, there is no feasible way.
He knows people who have a backyard mine? Plastics processing in their basement? A fractional distillation facility next to their own direct oil well?

In his mind the raw material is obviously just magical and appears from Star Trek replicators or it just takes like a few minutes to mine enough top quality ore to make a suit of armor, like in Skyrim.

I could forgive him if he was in the middle of a big city and had no idea even where burgers come from other than Macdonald’s, but he does live on a farm.

It is just so telling about him as a person if he has clearly missed the level of labor his literal bedmates put in, and it is still failing hard.
 
Gotta love how he tries to wax poetic defending the furry aspect of his consumerism, which in the span of this whole thread has only amounted to what? The occasional art commission or the shit he impulse bought at DenFur That One Time?

And yet no words on the thousands he has dropped on not just shitty plastic robots but the NON-COLLECTIBLE kind of shitty plastic robots. The ones that would barely have resale value even if you bought an entire set and kept them mint in box (which he doesnt). The mass produced trash sold at Walmart meant for literal children to destroy.

Ah, but I must be mistaken! Surely he is a discerning furry arts connoisseur with a keen eye for taste and value and not a degenerate manchild with the political and social awareness of a dead skunk.
 
Not to toot my own horn, but I'm curious if Kevin is saying this in response to my previous post or at least responding to someone on twitter who expressed a thought similar to mine.

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Kevin is completely missing the point - the whole thing about "no ethical consumtion under capitalism" came about because right-wing bros tried to dunk on people for buying mass-produced items like food or clothes, ie items we all need to consume. It wasn't ever meant as an excuse to consume mass-produced plastic toys from huge corporations.
 
If Kev didn't make his Twitter account double as his diary, this thread would be a fraction of it's length, if it would exist at all. He broadcasts everything about himself. If Kev was able to hide his power level at all, we wouldn't have gotten 'Amhole'. We wouldn't have gotten the tweet about him sulking about not being able to eat out his necrotic axe wound. We wouldn't have the mountain of evidence he blows all his e-begging money on Transformers he doesn't play with. We wouldn't have gotten the KGIU. Nobody is forcing him at gun point to post all the lulzy stuff he posts. Penny isn't going to withhold meals from him unless he humiliates himself online; he trips over himself in his rush to post this stuff himself. He has the nerve to make a public display of himself and then get offended when people make fun of him. If he didn't want public back lash from the public posts he makes to his public account on a public website he made of his own free will, he shouldn't post the kind of stuff he does in the first place. You have the power to make the negative attention you get to stop, Kevin. You just need to stop publicly bitching on the Internet. Until then, enjoy the scorn and ridicule from others as you wonder why nobody takes you seriously. Faggot.
You're making a very fine argument for his visage on the next Kiwi Coin.
 
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