🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

not really for ralph, hes totally irrelevant from everything ...... wait does this mean ralph is genuinely so delusional he thinks hes on the same tier as like an elon musk or a tucker carlson? that cnn or the msm will just ask him why he has to influence all the billions of killstream fans? what a faggot.

He says he's "the talk of the internet" constantly because he thinks the entire world is like half a million people.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

No, Ralph. Don’t. Don’t go to Mexico and get beat up like a dumb gringo for our amusement. That would be tragic.

 

[Fannyscum]

I was reading about Elon Musk's twitter take over and there's a lot of talk about fake accounts. I decided to put Ralph's twitter into the analyser:


Surprised its not higher tbh. You can try it yourself here https://sparktoro.com/tools/fake-followers-audit

 

[AltisticRight]

I was reading about Elon Musk's twitter take over and there's a lot of talk about fake accounts. I decided to put Ralph's twitter into the analyser:
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Surprised its not higher tbh. You can try it yourself here https://sparktoro.com/tools/fake-followers-audit

Ralph is the type of egotistical rage pig to purchase followers from shady Asian websites.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Somebody looked in their fridge, saw the gray, white bread thin slices of Wally World round steak his horse-fiancé bought, and SEETHED.

Meigh bought corn and now all the steaks are covering her eyes.

 

[A Sunset]

Trump "retweets" Memology101 on truthsocial one day after Ralph declares Gunty Jihad on him:

LOL, seems like getting hollered at is still the way to get your big break.

Name one fucking person who didn’t experience instant success after feuding with Gunt.

• Nicky Rackets - the Shart incident occurs, then the Rittenhouse trial sends him to a different stratosphere
• Gator - gets on Stream with his Internet Daddy, mends bridges with A-Logs, starts own Podcast and has fun on Twitter shitting on Gunt
• Warski - joins Kino Casino and PPP, Ethan goes to PortuGO and is felted, sets wheels into motion for Jim to felt Ralph, eventually leads to the destruction of AF and Andy’s pockets being lined
• @Flamenco - gets to hang out with Internet Daddy, gets boosted by feuding with Gunt, gets involved in major conflicts to this day, lining his pockets and boosting audience
• Rand and the other Nazi-LARPers are subhuman drunks so I don’t know and don’t care

Now fucking Memology gets noticed by literally Donald Trump. It’s a scientific law that feuding with the Pig immediately creates massive benefit.

 

[AltisticRight]

It is 85F and 50% humidity in Richmond. That is not "really hot" unless you are really fat.

How is 85F hot? That's like below 30C, how fucking fat does one have to be to call that hot, let alone very hot?

Name one fucking person who didn’t experience instant success after feuding with Gunt.

• Nicky Rackets - the Shart incident occurs, then the Rittenhouse trial sends him to a different stratosphere
• Gator - gets on Stream with his Internet Daddy, mends bridges with A-Logs, starts own Podcast and has fun on Twitter shitting on Gunt
• Warski - joins Kino Casino and PPP, Ethan goes to PortuGO and is felted, sets wheels into motion for Jim to felt Ralph, eventually leads to the destruction of AF and Andy’s pockets being lined
• @Flamenco - gets to hang out with Internet Daddy, gets boosted by feuding with Gunt, gets involved in major conflicts to this day, lining his pockets and boosting audience
• Rand and the other Nazi-LARPers are subhuman drunks so I don’t know and don’t care

Now fucking Memology gets noticed by literally Donald Trump. It’s a scientific law that feuding with the Pig immediately creates massive benefit.

Hope he wishes I kill myself over going broke in my latest cryptoshekel ventures.

 

[TheBigTakeover]

Name one fucking person who didn’t experience instant success after feuding with Gunt.

Our Dear Leader?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How is 85F hot? That's like below 30C, how fucking fat does one have to be to call that hot, let alone very hot?

Ralph’s backyard is a white trash driveway with no shade trees or other vegetation. He is at least 150 pounds overweight. He has to wear multiple layers of clothing to cover up his gunt. I can see why he suffers standing in the glaring sun next to a grill for as long as it takes him to cook the food to his very specific preference (burnt to a crisp).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Name one fucking person who didn’t experience instant success after feuding with Gunt.

• Nicky Rackets - the Shart incident occurs, then the Rittenhouse trial sends him to a different stratosphere
• Gator - gets on Stream with his Internet Daddy, mends bridges with A-Logs, starts own Podcast and has fun on Twitter shitting on Gunt
• Warski - joins Kino Casino and PPP, Ethan goes to PortuGO and is felted, sets wheels into motion for Jim to felt Ralph, eventually leads to the destruction of AF and Andy’s pockets being lined
• @Flamenco - gets to hang out with Internet Daddy, gets boosted by feuding with Gunt, gets involved in major conflicts to this day, lining his pockets and boosting audience
• Rand and the other Nazi-LARPers are subhuman drunks so I don’t know and don’t care

Now fucking Memology gets noticed by literally Donald Trump. It’s a scientific law that feuding with the Pig immediately creates massive benefit.

Elijah lost his cohost and the black guys found a new twink to gangbang so he’s catching an L

 

[AltisticRight]

him to cook the food to his very specific preference (burnt to a crisp

I see, he likes his sausages and meat black.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I see, he likes his sausages and meat black.

Jcaesar’s jungle fever extends to the barbecue. He even provides watermelon as bait.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is the type of egotistical rage pig to purchase followers from shady Asian websites.

I’d say 50 % of his followers were real accounts, but the accounts have been dormant since GG days. It’s why he gets like 20 likes when he has 50k followers - it’s bots and old dormant accounts.

(Just checked and account I haven’t touched since 2013 still shows as active on Twitter ffs. No activity in almost a decade.)

Our Dear Leader?

MATI blows KS out of the water and gum road finally gave him the ability to get non-crypto financial support from fans. Josh remains lord and master and final arbiter of the the lolcow universe.

 

[A Sunset]

Our Dear Leader?

When it comes to Ralph, Dear Leader has made Ralph his Slave Gimp. I recall fondly the sperg war Ralph fought to no avail against the Farms. Now Josh Moon has gotten to sit back and let Ralph give him free entertainment as his website grows, while Ralph burns down his entire life.

Remember when Gunt said that he was friends with Jim and that Metokur hated Null? Turns out everything Ralph claimed about Jim was wrong, and rather than fight Josh Jim has only directed more traffic to the Farms through his associations.

And of course Ralph has seen this every step of the way because he checked his subforum every day for three years +.

Ralph is a Buck Broken Gimp Bitch Slave to the Kiwi Farms and the Fags that A-Hog him. Hi Ralph, BTW.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph’s backyard is a white trash driveway with no shade trees or other vegetation. He is at least 150 pounds overweight. He has to wear multiple layers of clothing to cover up his gunt. I can see why he suffers standing in the glaring sun next to a grill for as long as it takes him to cook the food to his very specific preference (burnt to a crisp).

He also has to wear his nigger cap to show that he supports a sports team he has no geographical allegiance to and couldn't name 3 players on, so no heat can escape to massive orb of his stupid head.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Remember when Gunt said that he was friends with Jim and that Metokur hated Null? Turns out everything Ralph claimed about Jim was wrong, and rather than fight Josh Jim has only directed more traffic to the Farms through his associations.

This was always a strange thing for Ralph to say. Jim's not exactly our guy or anything, but he routinely mocks people who hate the Kiwi Farms, in fact, I'm pretty sure he does so in his stream's intro.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This was always a strange thing for Ralph to say. Jim's not exactly our guy or anything, but he routinely mocks people who hate the Kiwi Farms, in fact, I'm pretty sure he does so in his stream's intro.

It was some teenage girl/bored housewife shit, trying to evoke jealousy over a non-sexual relationship. Ralph should try out for the Real Housewives of Richmond.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

When it comes to Ralph, Dear Leader has made Ralph his Slave Gimp. I recall fondly the sperg war Ralph fought to no avail against the Farms. Now Josh Moon has gotten to sit back and let Ralph give him free entertainment as his website grows, while Ralph burns down his entire life.

Remember when Gunt said that he was friends with Jim and that Metokur hated Null? Turns out everything Ralph claimed about Jim was wrong, and rather than fight Josh Jim has only directed more traffic to the Farms through his associations.

And of course Ralph has seen this every step of the way because he checked his subforum every day for three years +.

Ralph is a Buck Broken Gimp Bitch Slave to the Kiwi Farms and the Fags that A-Hog him. Hi Ralph, BTW.

Ralph really is our gimp. No two ways about it. He unwittingly does our bidding, even when he actively believes that the Farms will take an L from it. He’ll go to Mexico and get ass beaten again by the indigenous people for our amusement.

 

[A Sunset]

Ralph really is our gimp. No two ways about it. He unwittingly does our bidding, even when he actively believes that the Farms will take an L from it. He’ll go to Mexico and get ass beaten again by the indigenous people for our amusement.

Everything is true, except that Ralph’s too poor and too much of a scared pussy to go to Mexico. He won’t dare show his face there. I’ll never be proven wrong in this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Everything is true, except that Ralph’s too poor and too much of a scared pussy to go to Mexico. He won’t dare show his face there. I’ll never be proven wrong in this.

He’s too pussy to go to a resort, let alone leave the resort walls and try to score drugs from the real niggas. Why fly all the way to Mexico to gamble on sportsbook apps and shit himself? That’s what he does at home.