Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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DoubleD said:
Don't know why more of us aren't listening to Jim's podcast. It's hilarious.

https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition%2Fpodquisition-385-tales-of-british-trains

After proudly announcing he's going to have a wank after recording, he relates this account of having been bullied by British children on a train.

JAMES: I want on a train yesterday.
JOSHUA: Yeah! How were British trains for you? I hear you have bad history with them.
JAMES: I have a bad history with them, mostly getting bullied on them. Um, because... I don't like British children in general. They are... Having lived in both Britain and America in my life, British children are the rudest, nastiest little twats, ever!
JOSHUA: Hehehe, yeah.
JAMES: Like, I never got the shit in America that I got, AND CONTINUE TO GET, from little British kids. Little fucking squits! And oh, they love trains. And they love being... reckless... and rude on them.
JOSHUA: Yeah!
JAMES: Um, but yeah, I've just never had... like, they're just people I've dealt with in public transport have just... well, I've spoken at length about like, the traumatic time I've had to had sort of, with the social culture in Britain. So I was pretty nervous about it. Um, it went okay. Uh, I basically, I had to go to, uh, Sheffield, 'cause I missed a training session 'cause of some travel conflicts last week because I need to play catchup. 'Cause I need to learn to suplex people!
JOSHUA: Hell yeah!

He does not elaborate on what this bullying involved, and seemingly decides at the last minute not to talk about it, and changes the subject to his wrestling while Joshua/Laura K Buzz continues to make vague noises of approval.

After Josh takes them on a brief autistic tangent about the Riviera Line, Jim talks more about wrestling and the UK debut of Commander Sterling, who was defeated in his first match by "hated crypto-millionaire and Tory twat Zeo Knox" (which Conrad describes as feeling like "the state of affairs for the last several decades"). Saturday's match will be an attempt at redemption for the Commander.

In case you can't make it to that match today, Jim will be taking part in a gay wrestling show next month, hailed as the UK's first LGBT+ wrestling event, to be broadcast on one of Sky's TV channels.

PCW UK are still selling tickets, in case you're interested.

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I came for the 100,000 subscriber loss special, but I find a "man" in his late 30s still being bullied by school children to be even more hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Unless you're a child, at which point they bend over backwards to inject you with shit (though that looks to be changing soon, thank god).

Maybe that's Jim's next step: to identify as a child and get himself on lupron. It wouldn't surprise me if he's already got a secret nappy fetish.
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I don't think he has a nappy fetish yet, because Jim's exhibitionism knows no bounds. He would have broadcasted the fact he has a nappy fetish for the entire Internet if he did have one.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
🎊🎊🎊JIM HAS OFFICIALLY LOST 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS 🎊🎊🎊
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You'd think by this point most of the people who are still subscribed are either necrosubs or mental goyslop slurping retards, which if even those people aren't "entertained" to the point of unsubscribing it's over.
 
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A-Stump said:
What? People don't like watching a deranged, morbidly obese clown prance around in ill-fitting women's clothing? Color me surprised!

For all his railing against lootboxes he looks like the equivalent of dumping $100 into them and getting only the common trash to wear.
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This is one of the better burns I have heard in a while.
 
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Are they not allowed to film indoors anymore? Can she go full circle and re-brand herself as a trans-fem parody dictator? Where is this iconic brand you've ben building for ten years, what happened to that?

I think everybody has missed the point of the design process chart because it's contextualised with existing, fleshed out characters that make it look meaningless. What I think they were trying to explain is that this is a baseline stat generator that stops the planning team from coming up with a set of characters weighed down in any direction of bias, which is what I imagine the initial planning process of virtually every roster game likely would have looked like, before artists and researchers and designers actually expand the baseline and flesh out a character. The irony of using that chart to quantify those Overwatch characters is that they are so much more fleshed out with personality and design and actual decisions on traits like sexuality and cultural background that the planning chart looks meaningless, and what Blizzard and Stephanie end up doing is pretending that the design teams that actually put the effort into this stuff don't exist.

And of course she believes Zarya has got to score 'higher' on the sexuality chart. Who's projecting stereotypes now?

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"neither minoroty nor bigot liked it"?
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SELECT RACE

MINORITY

BIGOT
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
I'm actually impressed it continues to decline. You'd think he'd reach a point where it's just dead accounts so plateaus (even DSP still has 197k despite constant video spam which rarely break 1k), but people are still seeing his latest vid and making the effort to unsubscribe.
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More than just enjoying an awful person fail, this is why I became obsessed with Jim's numbers. I've never seen another channel consistently bleed out like a stuck pig for 2 years with no signs of stopping.

It sucks YouTube had to puss out and change how subs are reported, because I'd like to know if this bleed is happening in spite of new people subscribing, or if he's just been freefalling since January 2020 with no new blood.
SneedItAndFeedIt said:
You'd think by this point most of the people who are still subscribed are either necrosubs or mental goyslop slurping retards, which if even those people aren't "entertained" to the point of unsubscribing it's over.
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I like to imagine people who haven't used their YT accounts in years seeing Jim on Twitter and going out of their way to retrieve their accounts just to unsub.
 
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Moja Zemlja said:
With a steady 1k bleed per video we might get a 800k special for Christmas.
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It's funnier because if Jim stopped making Jimquisitions, the bleed may even stop as people would simply forget. However, there's a 1k bleed on most releases meaning it's caused another 1,000 people to say "Nope, that was the last straw!".
 
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