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Other than Barbara how many people has Chris actually have sex with? I don't believe his story about the native American hooker or whatever she was. There are a lot of crazy women on the internet that get wet at the slightest bit of fame or infamy and surely there should have been at least one opportunity to get his true and honest trans-lesbian dick wet?
 
One trait of Chris's that i'm surprised doesn't get brought up much is his amazing selfishness, the guy literally never considers anyones else's feelings in almost any situation we've seen him in when interacting with trolls, friends IRL accounts., in almost any piece of social interaction we've seen from him over the years. Even people whom he likes or could have been considered 'friends' to him at some point, he never has any consideration for their feelings or rarely changes his behaviour or conditions even if its against their wishes. even with simple human interactions, If somehow Chris was out with friends, met a girl and by some miracle the girl was interested in him to pursue a date with him. (Hard to imagine, yeah I know) If they went out to eat, I'm almost certain Chris would ask her to pay the bill, probably being like 'hmmm yeah, short on cash at the moment, sorry darling' before flashing a cringe wink. Probably lying since he'd rather use his date money that for another playstation game or Lego set or other Sonic crap. Even when being selfless would benefit him, he chooses the path of self gratification every time, its truly amazing.

Can anyone here actually think of any time where Chris legitimately cared about someone else other than himself? Even the most minor of instances, a time where he openly apologised to someone and thought about their feelings before his? Is there even Just one notable time? I personally cant think of any examples that doesn't involve him benefitting in some form.
I think that's the whole lack of theory of mind thing which I've never heard of any adult being as bad as Chris, at least anyone who doesn't have a full time wrangler.
 
Was Chris really almost a guest on the show smiling friends? Or is a commentator on a YouTube video "poor sonichu" mixing up the fake adult swim Chris Chan show?
Who knows, but he was very close to staring in a western themed, homemade porn flick called "Clitty Clitty BANG BANG" starring himself and Barb.
 
Was Chris really almost a guest on the show smiling friends? Or is a commentator on a YouTube video "poor sonichu" mixing up the fake adult swim Chris Chan show?
They were considering having him as the voice for the Grease Puddle in one episode. But they were concerned about the costs of keeping him on the show, along with how they'd probably have to have him on there at least once a season. They still got someone to imitate Chris's voice for the role, though.
Zach (one of the creators, also PsychicPebbles of Newgrounds, Sleepycabin and Oneyplays fame) confirmed it, they wanted him for Grease (Grease, Chris, get it?), but it was before the reveal, and also the network told them that, for some financial/contractual purposes, they had too many one-off cameos. If they included anyone else, they'd have to give them more than a couple lines.
So they scrapped Chris and had Harry Partridge (who was already working in the show as both an animator and voice actor) do an impression of him for Grease.

Dodged a bullet there.
 
One trait of Chris's that i'm surprised doesn't get brought up much is his amazing selfishness, the guy literally never considers anyones else's feelings in almost any situation we've seen him in when interacting with trolls, friends IRL accounts.
What's so nuts about this, is the entirety of Chris's main media sources, all have the complete opposite message to how he thinks. He'll glom onto MLP, but completely forget any message they're trying to put out about life lessons. It's really strange how he can do that yet at the same time, be so immersed in the show, and other children's shows that he likes to watch.
 
What's so nuts about this, is the entirety of Chris's main media sources, all have the complete opposite message to how he thinks. He'll glom onto MLP, but completely forget any message they're trying to put out about life lessons. It's really strange how he can do that yet at the same time, be so immersed in the show, and other children's shows that he likes to watch.
It would have to back to how he was raised by Borb; telling Chris he's better than the other kids, whether they be normies or autists. I get the feeling Chris never shared things with others as he grew up, thus paving the way for his selfishness down the line, unfortunately.
 
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Today Chris randomly popped up in a usually pretty on-topic art industry newsletter I get.
Though they're also linking an article about mini golf and the price of groceries. Not sure what's going on here.
Anyway, I like to think of a few normies clicking through to sonichu.com thanks to this.
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Is it really possible that Chris can be prohibited by law from seeing Barb again? People seem to act like once he's released if he goes to see barb again he'll be arrested? Wasn't the emergency protective order prohibiting chris from interacting with barb just a really temporary thing when the incest had just been brought to the attention of law enforcement up until his arrest?
 
Is it really possible that Chris can be prohibited by law from seeing Barb again? People seem to act like once he's released if he goes to see barb again he'll be arrested? Wasn't the emergency protective order prohibiting chris from interacting with barb just a really temporary thing when the incest had just been brought to the attention of law enforcement up until his arrest?
Usually during an open case: stay away from area of offense, no contact with victim direct or indirect. This is usually made clear at bond hearings, but in chris' case, there's no point because held without bond.

In jail/prison/hospital: no point

After the fact: there may be additional restraining orders, especially if probation/supervised release is involved.

I'm not a lawyer, just an asshat. This info is pertinent to my home state and not necessarily Virginia.
 
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Is it really possible that Chris can be prohibited by law from seeing Barb again? People seem to act like once he's released if he goes to see barb again he'll be arrested? Wasn't the emergency protective order prohibiting chris from interacting with barb just a really temporary thing when the incest had just been brought to the attention of law enforcement up until his arrest?
I believe they can obtain an agreement from him to do that, but it would expire within two years of being entered even if "permanent," although it could be renewed at the end of that period. It would also have to be qualified as some kind of domestic abuse, which it currently isn't.

It's somewhat academic because with or without a TRO if he shows up there again, a single call to the cops and he's gone again. The only really interesting possibility is in the absence of an order, he goes back and Barb is okay with it.
 
Today Chris randomly popped up in a usually pretty on-topic art industry newsletter I get.
Though they're also linking an article about mini golf and the price of groceries. Not sure what's going on here.
Anyway, I like to think of a few normies clicking through to sonichu.com thanks to this.View attachment 3292769
Lol, you wrote this.
 
It's somewhat academic because with or without a TRO if he shows up there again, a single call to the cops and he's gone again. The only really interesting possibility is in the absence of an order, he goes back and Barb is okay with it.
That's interesting. Let's say if Chris goes back, learns and stops being a sex creep to Barb (unlikely), that wouldn't stop weens from phoning in the police again, but this time Chris didn't do anything. It's messed up, but at the same time, it's Chris. I'm hoping VA law this time realizes how much of a threat Chris is and bans him from having any contact with Barb or 14 BLC.
 
Talking about phone calls I wonder if reminding Chris he had sex with his mother or asking “How was that barbussy?” will be the new :julay: from weens phoning him when he finally gets out?
Given Chris' likeness for unique names, as he does have a huge ego, He'll more than likely, love it. He thought that people comparing Barb to Snorlax was funny and she likes it.
 
Other than Barbara how many people has Chris actually have sex with? I don't believe his story about the native American hooker or whatever she was. There are a lot of crazy women on the internet that get wet at the slightest bit of fame or infamy and surely there should have been at least one opportunity to get his true and honest trans-lesbian dick wet?
Just the hooker who was probably lying about being a native American.

Chris would've told someone if he had sex with someone else. He couldn't even keep his yap shut about raping his own mom
 
I'm hoping VA law this time realizes how much of a threat Chris is and bans him from having any contact with Barb or 14 BLC.
They don't really have carte-blanche to do that. The jurisdiction of the J&DR court is limited. While it can issue such orders, they're time limited although they can be renewed, and can be two years in the case of "family abuse," but unless there's a factual finding it was nonconsensual, I don't think there's a basis for that.
 
They don't really have carte-blanche to do that. The jurisdiction of the J&DR court is limited. While it can issue such orders, they're time limited although they can be renewed, and can be two years in the case of "family abuse," but unless there's a factual finding it was nonconsensual, I don't think there's a basis for that.
Shit. I keep forgetting Chris is under J&DR court at the moment. Still I feel that when it's all said and done, is that July 2021 would be the last time Chris would see either Barb or 14 BLC ever again.
 
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Controversial opinion, but I miss when Chris threads weren't so TL:dR and filled with so much god damn legal and political details every page. I miss the simpler days of talking about whatever nonsense we wanted as Chris fucked about and sold shitty merch. Everything is so disturbing and complex with Chris now. *sigh*
 
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