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Controversial opinion, but I miss when Chris threads weren't so TL:dR and filled with so much god damn legal and political details every page. I miss the simpler days of talking about whatever nonsense we wanted as Chris fucked about and sold shitty merch. Everything is so disturbing and complex with Chris now. *sigh*
Yeah it’s been a steady decline from classic Chris to pony nonsense to merge nonsense to now.
 
Controversial opinion, but I miss when Chris threads weren't so TL:dR and filled with so much god damn legal and political details every page. I miss the simpler days of talking about whatever nonsense we wanted as Chris fucked about and sold shitty merch. Everything is so disturbing and complex with Chris now. *sigh*
I really regret missing the classic era (lurking since around 2015), experiencing it vicariously through the archives has been great fun but I can’t even imagine how insane it would have been in real time.

Why couldn’t he just have stuck to making Sonichu merch and thirsting after (non-maternal) china *sigh*
 
Chris's speech pattern is nearly impossible to imitate. Most people who try it just end up with a higher-pitched standard southern accent that entirely misses the thousands of subtle quirks that give it that uniquely grating quality. The only one who ever got it spot on was Liquid.
 
Chris's speech pattern is nearly impossible to imitate. Most people who try it just end up with a higher-pitched standard southern accent that entirely misses the thousands of subtle quirks that give it that uniquely grating quality. The only one who ever got it spot on was Liquid.
Its been previous said but it’s similar to Big Bird:
 
I have noticed that the vast majority of A-Loggers are Sonic OC creators themselves, primarily with the belief that "Chris has put so much filth on the name of all Sonic OC creators" as the main basis for their A-Logging.

Yet, would it really have been the case in real-life that Sonic OC creators end up with way better reputation than the one they currently have only if Chris did not go viral on the Internet.....?
 
I have noticed that the vast majority of A-Loggers are Sonic OC creators themselves, primarily with the belief that "Chris has put so much filth on the name of all Sonic OC creators" as the main basis for their A-Logging.

Yet, would it really have been the case in real-life that Sonic OC creators end up with way better reputation than the one they currently have only if Chris did not go viral on the Internet.....?
I don’t think it’d make much difference other than Chris puts a focus on their community.

Otherwise it might have been like say the adult Thomas the Tank Engine fandom where everyone knows they’re all super autistic but nobody really says anything since it‘s so obvious they’ve got some kind of learning disability.
 
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Now we've got three new pieces of Jail Art on Praetor's Etsy page, and they all seemed to have been created on the 6th of May.

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I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.
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This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

Wild and Punchy in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in Virginia not to own this beautiful piece.
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An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos Rainbow, Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe 1C-211987. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.
 
I have noticed that the vast majority of A-Loggers are Sonic OC creators themselves, primarily with the belief that "Chris has put so much filth on the name of all Sonic OC creators" as the main basis for their A-Logging.
Some people alog because Chris is gross and awful. :)

[“Happiness can still be a hug away"]
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I was feeling sad for him until I got to
Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

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Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

Kiss my ass, Chris. You didn’t “simply hug” your mother.

Edit: there’s a fourth picture.

And what is this shit? :
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I really regret missing the classic era (lurking since around 2015), experiencing it vicariously through the archives has been great fun but I can’t even imagine how insane it would have been in real time.

Why couldn’t he just have stuck to making Sonichu merch and thirsting after (non-maternal) china *sigh*
Heh the actual classic era was a bit before that like 2007-2011 but yeah it would have been crazy to see. Too bad Chris’s life could have actually been relatively peaceful if unrewarding and dull if he had just continued to sell merch consistently and just acting more like a autistic nuisance instead of a full blown incestuous bastard like he’s become literally just over 9 months ago.

I do still wonder what he’d be like if he simply hadn’t committed such an obviously disgusting and dangerous act, would there have been much hope for him to have picked his life up when Barb died? At least he wouldn’t have been quite such an irredeemable piece of shit at that point and may have been able to get support or help from someone here, possibly Null or many of the white knights and enablers that have roses near him the past few years. It’s anyone’s guess now. :|
 
Heh the actual classic era was a bit before that like 2007-2011 but yeah it would have been crazy to see. Too bad Chris’s life could have actually been relatively peaceful if unrewarding and dull if he had just continued to sell merch consistently and just acting more like a autistic nuisance instead of a full blown incestuous bastard like he’s become literally just over 9 months ago.

I do still wonder what he’d be like if he simply hadn’t committed such an obviously disgusting and dangerous act, would there have been much hope for him to have picked his life up when Barb died? At least he wouldn’t have been quite such an irredeemable piece of shit at that point and may have been able to get support or help from someone here, possibly Null or many of the white knights and enablers that have roses near him the past few years. It’s anyone’s guess now. :|
Classic era was fun but there was also a lot of downtime between things. Chris would still go weeks without doing anything, he'd just play Little Big Planet and sperg around town all day. The high points were awesome but there was a lot of boring times, too. The thought of there being a guy named Clyde Cash, who spent his whole life just plotting to troll Chris and had a whole troll army, is still hilarious looking back.

imo if he hadn't done what he did and never did the dimension merge bullshit, he'd just keep playing vidya games all day and when Barb died, house would be taken by the debt holders and Chris would move into section 8 housing or a group home while still maintaining some online presence and contacts
 
Yet, would it really have been the case in real-life that Sonic OC creators end up with way better reputation than the one they currently have only if Chris did not go viral on the Internet.....?
If there wasn't Chris, there'd have been some other autist Sonic freak to take his place. He was just "lucky" enough to win the contest to be the first.
 
Does anyone know what happened to Chris's vast toy hoard? Surely all of it was either thrown out by Barb and family or donated to charities by now.
 
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Does anyone know what happened to Chris's vast toy hoard? Surely all of it was either thrown out by Barb and family or donated to charities by now.
If someone reports an influx of toys and video games at the Ruckersville Goodwill you may have your answer. Barb hasn't ever thrown anything away though so I don't see it likely to happen unless her family got rid of it against her will/knowledge
 
... I'm hoping VA law this time realizes how much of a threat Chris is and bans him from having any contact with Barb or 14 BLC.
I'm hoping Barb left the place and when Chris goes back, the new owner kicks his ass to the curb. Yeah, unlikely, I know. What's the worst thing imaginable? Chris goes back, Barb's fine with that, and things continue exactly as they were. :(

Interesting input from people about the law keeping Chris from there, though. I wonder. Remember when the judge in the Mary Kay Letourneau case decided to ban her for life from contact with Vili Fualaau? As soon as he reached adulthood and she got out of prison, Fualaau married Mary Kay.
 
Now we've got three new pieces of Jail Art on Praetor's Etsy page, and they all seemed to have been created on the 6th of May.

Chris really is trying to stack the deck with his new found "I didn't do it" or "Barb made the first move because she's a slut".

We had the new commandment about not being pressured into sex, coupled with Chris's very obviously claiming soul bonding wasn't sex and what he admitted to didn't actually happen. Now we have "new art" to some group that specifically eludes to "soul-bonding" as being a hug and positive vibes.
Some people alog because Chris is gross and awful. :)



I was feeling sad for him until I got to


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Kiss my ass, Chris. You didn’t “simply hug” your mother.

Edit: there’s a fourth picture.

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This leads me to believe that Chris is talking with Praetor and trying to raise funds, most likely since he can't get his SSDI (especially if Barb was able to do it for him), for jail. Ween money probably dried up, and Chris doesn't have his usual regular monthly tard payments, so he, or Praetor have worked something out. Granted Praetor could be just playing Chris to scam money while he's in jail, only returning a fraction.

And it just goes to show that even in jail, Chris can work a good scheme.
 
Chris really is trying to stack the deck with his new found "I didn't do it" or "Barb made the first move because she's a slut".

We had the new commandment about not being pressured into sex, coupled with Chris's very obviously claiming soul bonding wasn't sex and what he admitted to didn't actually happen. Now we have "new art" to some group that specifically eludes to "soul-bonding" as being a hug and positive vibes.
Still not sure if this bold new strategy of "She was asking for it, BUT EVEN IF SHE WASN'T we just cuddled " was Chris's own brainchild or if someone (say, for example, Praetor or a white knight) put him up to it in a retardedly misguided attempt to strengthen his case.
 
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