DSP Reacts! [Current Attraction: May 14th DarkSydePhil DTRH] - lolcows watching lolcows watching lolcows

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What is the next shitty react stream going to be (beyond the DSP DTRH)?

  • TempleOS

    Votes: 8 14.8%
  • Spoony

    Votes: 23 42.6%
  • Rambo and Howard's video

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Total voters
    54
  • Poll closed .
Phil’s reacting to his own DTRH, honestly I couldn’t care less
It's been nearly 5 years since that video has released and no one cares about it now, it's irrelevant. Phil has since sunk to depths that none would ever thought anyone would go. If he had done this when it was considered the best entry point to the vortex, he would've made more of an impact. Instead it's like kicking a dead horse, one that passed away to old age, he's trying to cash in now the algorithm has stopped caring. What does he think his retcons are going to do, no one outside of people who know he's full of shit and the dents that don't care are going to see it after all. As usual he does something he's been asked to do once nobody gives a shit about it.
 

Phil's (autistic) reaction to Leanna first time on screen.
He's not going to say anything "ridulous" about her because "she's been out of his life for many, many years" (It's 5 years Phil, I know the internet accelerates things but it isn't that long ago) and yet he was willing to do the same to Rambo and Howard with a reaction tot them despite them being out of his life for longer.
 
Out of everything Phil has done, this one he deserves a pass on. Nobody wants to see their ex and start reliving shit and bringing up memories. That shit sucks, especially if you still have feelings for that person
Except that he shit on her and called her manipulative and tried to claim that they were broken up for 2 years prior to the hospital shit.

Full narc ego injury defensive posturing.
 
Out of everything Phil has done, this one he deserves a pass on. Nobody wants to see their ex and start reliving shit and bringing up memories. That shit sucks, especially if you still have feelings for that person
Except he didn't have to do this, he chose to do this. He brought it all on himself. He isn't the victim.

He watched it the night before, he should've had the awkwardness out of his system if it was just seeing an ex. But it wasn't, he was seeing one of his victims, the one he can't villainize.
 
Out of everything Phil has done, this one he deserves a pass on. Nobody wants to see their ex and start reliving shit and bringing up memories. That shit sucks, especially if you still have feelings for that person
According to Phil, they were broken up for 2 years.

Nobody wants to see their ex? Apparently Phil did for 2 years.
 
It's time for some zany™ random trivia.
One of the first documented instances of DSP "learning" to not shit talk others is with Alex Valle before the 2000s. The conversation is found in old Kiwi sources, but this post has every comment and archive (over 130 threads on varying topics).

Particularly these ones, TLDR: DSP goes over the board insulting Valle, pretty much saying that he had no life outside of arcades as the reason why he was so good at games, alongside other West coast players. This was one of those disputes where people tried to rationalize why west coast players were in general better than east coast (because apparently the former got games first, like actual arcade machines).

But let's be fair, he apologized shortly after for making assumptions.
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Source:
West vs East
(Archive)
Apology
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Lesson learned
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DSP when he had frens going to his house to play:
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NEW DSP Remix:

John Rambo gives ultra-dimensional/temporal advice to DSP so that the "incident" is avoided in the future... destiny has other plans:
Timestampt at 4:52
"Got some shenanigans going on, on the webcams. Webcam is always a dangerous thing if you bring them into an environment, you never know what might be shown on a webcam, right? Right Justin?
(...)
Hopefully people, you know, be responsible... what they show, body parts and things like that.
(DSP doing the clown)"

Wow
 
I want to point out Phil now admitted that Machinima cold-heartedly kicked him. He always tries to claim it was a mutual agreement
Well the agreement was:

Phil: "I don't want to be with you anymore" (this is what he literally wrote in his last mail to Machinima) Yes there is more to it but imho this sentence is the important one

Machinima: "Ok. Bye bye"
 
Well the agreement was:

Phil: "I don't want to be with you anymore" (this is what he literally wrote in his last mail to Machinima) Yes there is more to it but imho this sentence is the important one

Machinima: "Ok. Bye bye"
To paraphrase Phil, "either escalate my case to management or remove me from your partnership", so they dropped his ass faster than he limbs a champions reference.

He was this upset over a bad month of ad revenue and that they didn't appease him overnight.
 
To paraphrase Phil, "either escalate my case to management or remove me from your partnership", so they dropped his ass faster than he limbs a champions reference.

He was this upset over a bad month of ad revenue and that they didn't appease him overnight.
P'lus he felt they mistreated him. Now where have we heard that before?
 
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I got curious again to see what was the reaction to DTRH video
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So I will turn this into a chance to examine what KG says.
This here is the most milk toast statement ever. Here I was expecting for KG to at least bring up some of the sus things Phil said- ESPECIALLY with Panda.
KG is the type of a fan that would watch even if he knew DSP. Pray that Phil never shuts these forums down. Else what would KG do.
Another topic that goes along with why subs aint growing.
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Here is where he compares VIEWERS to why he is not getting members.
One does not have to view his content regularly to be a member.
Is KG a member? I hope Phil shuts the forums down, they are not doing anything for him.
The discussion closes with this:
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So with these reacts it beg's to question.
Who are these for?
KG ain't coming around to tip, and the people who tip do not talk on the forums.
 
Phil admitted to issuing copyright strikes. He said it was only against channels that re-uploaded his videos. Does anyone know about such channels? He treated TIHYDP and restreams as directly stealing his quality khantent.
Like recently? Hmm well detractor channels have been on the recieving end of copyright strikes by someone under a particular false name, not a legal first/last name, if it's a copyright strike Phil's name should show up as person issuing the claim.

Unless he doesn't want people to know he's issuing them? If that's the case why did he start now, and not years and years ago when his content was being "stolen" at a far more rapid rate.
 
Like recently?
It was in the DTRH, it has to be something old, sounded like it was in the past. The DTRH mentions him striking troll/TIHYDP videos, he said he didn't do it but admitted to issuing strikes on channels that stole his content.
 
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