Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Chromeo]

I mean, 2007 is a 15 year friendship. I don't think it's weird, it's only weird that she seems to have not made any friends after that one.

She wasn't alive in 1979 or 1983.

15 years ago, that means she was 18. Her longest friendship was formed when she was an adult? No friends from school, no childhood besties you can pick up where you left off from even when you haven't spoken in years? Nobody but Internet people??

Someone else has said it, but I'll repeat it; Stephanie's peak happiness was grooming teenagers on DeviantArt, because that's the first and only time anyone's actually cared about her (or, well, they cared about Heath Ledger or Michael Jackson, but maybe propping up their bodies like puppets was enough for a sad waste of space like her.)

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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Something happened in Buffalo and she's gotta make it all about her white cis straight middle class university educated having ass.

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Because feet picking is diagnostic criteria. And yes, it isn't medically necessary you managed to get a fucking masters degree. Pay privately like all the other speshul speds.

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Or just show them this crap honestly lol.

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Press x to doubt. Bitch dont got friends.

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Go outside and protest. I'd have slightly less guff about her shit if she walked the walk. She blamed Covid for not going but she's gone to almost fuckall since forever.

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This is such a weird way to talk about true crime?

Oh now you fucking care about dead people.

 

[Bellsprout]

15 years ago, that means she was 18. Her longest friendship was formed when she was an adult? No friends from school, no childhood besties you can pick up where you left off from even when you haven't spoken in years? Nobody but Internet people??

Internet people can be friends, but I think we all know that when Staph says she's 'friends' with someone, she means 'this is a person I follow on social media who has never once acknowledged I exist outside of liking my tweets'. Not having lifelong childhood friends isn't that strange, but Staph? Staph simply doesn't have friends.

 

[Chromeo]

Internet people can be friends

No yeah totally, even I have Internet-exclusive friends, but I just feel like it's a red flag if you only have Internet friends. Unless you physically aren't capable of leaving the house, something just seems weird if all of your friends are online only.

 

[Miss Misery]

I mean, 2007 is a 15 year friendship. I don't think it's weird, it's only weird that she seems to have not made any friends after that one.

She wasn't alive in 1979 or 1983.

Yeah but the fact that her oldest friendship was formed when she was almost an adult is weird to me. And maybe I'm lucky I still have friends I made in preschool and elementary school... but to flex about the fact that your 'oldest friendships' being from your freshman year of college? That's just weird.

But it also tracks with her OMG I WAS SO BULLIED FOR FOOLISHLY BELIEVING CLAY AIKEN WAS STRAIGHT STANDING UP FOR UGLY FAGGOT CLAY AIKEN FOREVAH bullshit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah but the fact that her oldest friendship was formed when she was almost an adult is weird to me.

Do we even know this is a friendship with an alive human being?

Can't assume anything with this ghost-fucker.

 

[Chromeo]

Do we even know this is a friendship with an alive human being?

Can't assume anything with this ghost-fucker.

Has she actually ever mentioned Diane before?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Has she actually ever mentioned Diane before?

If Diane ends up being the spirit of Princess Diana I'm going to puke

 

[grimacefetishist]

If Diane ends up being the spirit of Princess Diana I'm going to puke

I'm Die-an to find out about Diane

 

[afternoon_tea]

The only irl real friend I remember her mentioning was her roommate from college who she mentioned seeing in person from time to time, I think she said the last time she hung out with her she brought up all the gender special stuff so she may have crapped that up by making it awkward.

Gender shit is super cool and interesting in Staph's mind and I don't think she realizes most people couldn't give two shits and find it bizarre to fixate on. But in her mind it's very awesome and makes her special.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Has she actually ever mentioned Diane before?

I don't believe she has, and it seems like Staph doesn't have very many friends to keep track of.

 

[Meowzers]

it's happening, folx.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

If she shops on wish she'd buy this:

 

[PBR Streetgang]

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it's happening, folx.

This thread is about to get w i l d

 

[JaneThough]

This thread is about to get w i l d

Maybe she'll we'll be lucky and smol birb Lou Gagliardi will move in with her.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Maybe she'll we'll be lucky and smol birb Lou Gagliardi will move in with her.

Realistically tho: the thread probably won't actually get wild.
If she does move out, I predict she'll simply visit the Frigly home near-daily, only using the apartment for the freedom to be a total slob and in order to have someplace to go after dramatically exiting the Frigly house after arguments. Once she has a boring hovel of a place to herself, and there's nothing but the internet for stimulation- no regular bickering with dad, no nightly dinner with mom- restlessness and loneliness will set in because she loves power and drama but doesn't have a job or friends.
In less than a year she'll move back in, probably at her parent's urging, because she'll be causing problems and expenses related to the apartment but hanging around the Frigly house all day anyway. It'll simply be more cost-effective to just have her sleep there again and forget about the apartment fiasco.

That's probably the best-case scenario for her, unfortunately. Worst case? Well, I recall her toying with the idea of inviting a rando male off FetLife over to her parent's place when they were out of town, and on her own profile advertising her willingness to (sorry) offer anal sex during this encounter.
Of course, thankfully Stephanie is obviously too chickenshit to go drink a diet coke alone at a pub let alone meet a stranger for a fling. But I could totally see her getting suckered into offering someone online a place to stay, or deciding to operate a "business" outside of her home, and either situation going horribly awry. Binghamton is not a friendly place and nobody is going to check on their neighbor.
I'm fully aware of her creepy internet behavior and won't lose any sleep worrying about apartment saga, but lbr, she is a "vulnerable adult" by virtue of being so incredibly, incredibly self-absorbed and naive.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Tiny slapfight incoming.


Little does this guy know how retarded she is.

Edit: Retarding/retardation is 100% still used in the hard sciences... oh yeah she failed biology.


Facist tendencies = Complete facist lost cause radicalized reeeee.

This sort of holier than thou sjw-ing is so characteristic of 20 year olds with a few uni classes acting like they're not racist but everyone else is.



I want my GFM and business in front of literal facists who I claim want me dead - Staph logic


OH IF ONLY HE KNEW.


She can only view from a distance since the womb curse backfired and she legally cannot go within 100 meters of vulnerable youth since her DA days.


Has points she agrees with a literal facist whom all want her dead? The fuck is a MAGAt?


Not autistic, mind you.


For the love of Ra let Marik Ishtar rest.

(She used to write smutty gay shit about Yami Yugi and Marik in highschool, maybe including Clay Aiken).


Not a nice look considering you assaulted your elderly and disabled mother.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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it's happening, folx.

Her mom and dad are probably dancing and screaming, even though it's not going to happen.

Tiny slapfight incoming.

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Little does this guy know how retarded she is.

Edit: Retarding/retardation is 100% still used in the hard sciences... oh yeah she failed biology.

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Facist tendencies = Complete facist lost cause radicalized reeeee.

This sort of holier than thou sjw-ing is so characteristic of 20 year olds with a few uni classes acting like they're not racist but everyone else is.

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I want my GFM and business in front of literal facists who I claim want me dead - Staph logic

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OH IF ONLY HE KNEW.

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She can only view from a distance since the womb curse backfired and she legally cannot go within 100 meters of vulnerable youth since her DA days.

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Has points she agrees with a literal facist whom all want her dead? The fuck is a MAGAt?

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Not autistic, mind you.

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For the love of Ra let Marik Ishtar rest.

(She used to write smutty gay shit about Yami Yugi and Marik in highschool, maybe including Clay Aiken).

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Not a nice look considering you assaulted your elderly and disabled mother.

"Have you worked at all in the past five years?"
Bitch you haven't. Your stint where you ate hand sanitizer doesn't count, since that's how a retard deals with things. Your supposed "nonprofit" doesn't count either. Neither do your shitty Etsy patches that you couldn't pay people to take.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Tiny slapfight incoming.

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Little does this guy know how retarded she is.

Edit: Retarding/retardation is 100% still used in the hard sciences... oh yeah she failed biology.

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Facist tendencies = Complete facist lost cause radicalized reeeee.

This sort of holier than thou sjw-ing is so characteristic of 20 year olds with a few uni classes acting like they're not racist but everyone else is.

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I want my GFM and business in front of literal facists who I claim want me dead - Staph logic

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OH IF ONLY HE KNEW.

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She can only view from a distance since the womb curse backfired and she legally cannot go within 100 meters of vulnerable youth since her DA days.

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Has points she agrees with a literal facist whom all want her dead? The fuck is a MAGAt?

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Not autistic, mind you.

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For the love of Ra let Marik Ishtar rest.

(She used to write smutty gay shit about Yami Yugi and Marik in highschool, maybe including Clay Aiken).

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Not a nice look considering you assaulted your elderly and disabled mother.

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I honestly don't get why you wouldn't just use the gender thing's pronouns. It's stupid but it beats having to deal with their drama.

 

[An empty shill]

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I honestly don't get why you wouldn't just use the gender thing's pronouns. It's stupid but it beats having to deal with their drama.

Because why give in to stupid spoiled man children?
Besides, its always just the beginning of it.
First its pronouns, then its personal boundaries, and finally its: let me fuck you or I'll call the cops for hate crimes against me! Reeeee! Am I being over the top? Yeah, but no more than these snowflakes that throw shit fits just cause you won't call 'em blipblorp.