Woman defecated in beauty supply store, ruining 8 wigs, police say - Lataquaxca done took a sheeeeiiiit on some wigs!

WICHITA, Kan. (Gray News) – A woman defecated in the middle of an aisle at a beauty supply store in Kansas, ruining several wigs in the process, according to police.

The Wichita Police Department said the suspect has been identified, thanks to the help of the public, but they did not confirm if she was in custody.

Police said the incident happened May 10, writing in a Facebook post that “the defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”

The business owners wanted the public’s help in identifying the woman because they want to pursue criminal charges against her.

Police said the incident was captured on video surveillance, but “for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”

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[spinal gas chamber]

Either she loaded up on laxatives and Taco Bell before she went in or she has a medical condition. There's Chron's, maybe she's had her gall bladder removed or has a thyroid just high enough that she out-eats the higher levels of hormones and isn't losing the weight, or just run of the mill IBS. You get a good mix of food, liquid and gas and it will BLOW out your ass and get everywhere. Some of these conditions involve high amounts of bile which I think makes it smell absolutely foul, too.

There is medication to control this, but depending on the type of med you can skip it and know just about when it's going to stop working. Even without a prescription med a lot of people have luck with OTC Immodium and controlling what/when they eat. But if you don't take any meds, gorge yourself on food and fuck around, eventually you WILL have a messy accident, or maybe you'll do something on purpose.

Maybe she read the Taco Bell Mexican pizza thread, that could explain it all.

 

[Agarathium1066]

How do you shit on 8 wigs? Like do you aim, do you put them in a basket and shit in the basket (do wig shops have baskets?) and was this premeditated or just another Tuesday? God damn.

It's the mystery that makes all of this truly impressive. Even moreso is she's wearing tights so she rolled those things down very slowly, took a shit, and then rolled it back up.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Literal shit-flinging chimpout. Reminds me of the time I saw an ape barely miss a human toddler with a turd thrown across a zoo enclosure.

Every wig shop I've seen keeps the display wigs up on shelves, chest height or higher. This nasty bitch must have used her hand or an object to throw her shit all over that section of the store.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

How do you shit on 8 wigs? Like do you aim, do you put them in a basket and shit in the basket (do wig shops have baskets?) and was this premeditated or just another Tuesday? God damn

Fat Sheboon probably was trying to shop lift..got caught and decided to shit on a pile of wigs as revenge for their racism.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Please don't discriminate against the religious practices of Shiit'es.

 

[kidatari]

Amber Heard said it best

 

[The Token Ethnic]

"Fecal Assault"

What a great name for a teenage grindcore band.

There's a Third World Country goregrind band with a slightly different name: Fecal Addiction. They love singing about feces.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Police said the incident was captured on video surveillance, but “for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”

Quite honestly, one of the most entertaining and amusing things I’ve seen from a news story in a while.

 

[Cuckoman]

Quite honestly, one of the most entertaining and amusing things I’ve seen from a news story in a while.

I have never seen a more urgent need for a FOI request.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I have never seen a more urgent need for a FOI request.

Anyone can file one.

 

[Meat Target]

How do you shit on 8 wigs? Like do you aim, do you put them in a basket and shit in the basket (do wig shops have baskets?) and was this premeditated or just another Tuesday? God damn.

This was in Kansas. It was the Shit Tornado to Oz.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Police said the incident happened May 10, writing in a Facebook post that “the defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.



Damn, her shit mted some synthetic wigs. What does she eat? Babies and garlic?

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Probs took a shit and used 8 wigs to wipe her ass/piled in her shit deliberately. Did it to ruin things how else 8 wigs gonna end up involved.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this feculent sheboon?

 

[Clockwork]

Thread on the Wichita Police account on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/WichitaPolice/status/1526606971088031744

 

[sardonica]

She must think her shit doesn't stink and brown is beautiful.

 

[SCSI]

Thread on the Wichita Police account on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/WichitaPolice/status/1526606971088031744

Someone needs to shoot whoever's behind Wichita PD's Twitter account a KF referral.

 

[JosephStalin]

You've got to be shitting me.

 

[Duke Nukem]

There's a Third World Country goregrind band with a slightly different name: Fecal Addiction. They love singing about feces.

This is my kind of music, forget about gore, feces is where it's at.

You've got to be shitting me.

Poor store owner's gotta clean up a pile of fecal matter the size of Mount Everest.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Probs took a shit and used 8 wigs to wipe her ass/piled in her shit deliberately. Did it to ruin things how else 8 wigs gonna end up involved.

It's totally this, she used a bunch of wigs to wipe her ass, *puts $50 on the table*