DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

@PassTheCurry your avi is fucking horrifying.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He won't get banned from youtube. But in the very VERY slim chance that he actually does, he will crawl back to twitch.

He still has a hate boner for Twitch, so, I don't see him going back to Twitch. He's going to waste away on YouTube, pushing out beg tweets until he croaks over and dies.

 

[Fill Bern El]

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[PervertedAnimeDegenerate]

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"I did it- I finally pulled the Golden Hulk JPEG. I can't believe it after all this time."

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

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"Holy shit! I just received a $1,000 tip from Tyrone! He said 'It was nice to finally meet you, Phil! I've heard so many great things about you!' Wow! Thank you so very very very very much, sir! This is going to help with bills and catch up with a few things around here."

 

[Robust User]

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"There's so much sauce."

 

[Watamelon]

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The moment John Rambo drops his keys and bends over to pick them up.

 

[HalfMillPhil]

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We said just the tip!

 

[Iron Father]

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Phil watching back the John Rambo feet footage.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Best gamer in the country who wasn't overleveled or abusing one mechanic the entire game. Disabled replies as usual.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

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Best gamer in the country who wasn't overleveled or abusing one mechanic the entire game. Disabled replies as usual.

Fun Fact, DSP walked in to the dungeon with the Crucible Knight Duo and left immediately.

As soon as he saw the layout he said "yeah I heard this kind of dungeon is boring, ill come back later.

Odd because that was the only dungeon he walked in qnd chose not to complete.....hmmmm makes you think.

 

[actually]

Fun Fact, DSP walked in to the dungeon with the Crucible Knight Duo and left immediately.

As soon as he saw the layout he said "yeah I heard this kind of dungeon is boring, ill come back later.

Odd because that was the only dungeon he walked in qnd chose not to complete.....hmmmm makes you think.

Did he ever actually come back?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

He still has a hate boner for Twitch, so, I don't see him going back to Twitch. He's going to waste away on YouTube, pushing out beg tweets until he croaks over and dies.

He had a hate boner for Youtube and he went back. And if he did get banned, where else would he go? The other streaming sites are a joke.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Best gamer in the country who wasn't overleveled or abusing one mechanic the entire game. Disabled replies as usual.

"Did I steamroll it so bad I can't even remember it???"

- Read guides
- Overleveled
- Jump R2
- OP weapon
- Buffs

"steamroll," ok piggy.

 

[Peko]

He still has a hate boner for Twitch, so, I don't see him going back to Twitch. He's going to waste away on YouTube, pushing out beg tweets until he croaks over and dies.

Phil has a hatred for everything that isn't directly bringing him in money at the moment. He hates people when they aren't giving him money and is quick to forget it once they start again. He hates people until he can try to clout chase for money, and he'll pretend to hate a website until its the only place he can crawl to for money.

The first mistake was thinking Phil has any shame or dignity at all.

 

[Huggler]

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"Okay Kat?, honey, you're um, my mom- uhh wife duhuhu *snort* since we are married, I hope you understand *he does this face showing his almost empty paypal account* tomorrow is our day off and we can't go anywhere tomorrow! This sucks! But yes I pulled the new john cena just when the stream ended! Wow I can't believe I got him"

 

[Full Race Replay]

"I can't have a midlife crisis because I'm already at the middle of my life and my life is better now than it ever was so it's technically impossible to have a midlife crisis, you know what I mean?"

Sorry for Skyrim sounds but Dave can't fix his audio.
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That’s what everyone thinks until the midlife crisis hits, and then it hits you like a fucking truck. If Phil truly enjoys his life now, he better pray that he never gets that drop of self-awareness that will make his whole charade come crashing down.

 

[Tears for T]

Phil always has some gin in him when he streams, but I miss the oldschool drink streams. Always fun to hear the slurring pig squirming even more than usual!

New member goal incoming, 500 members and drunk streams are back?

 

[Fill Bern El]

I'm going to rant about DSP Tries It for this entire post, so if you don't care just skip it fam it's cool

I'm almost done compiling all the statistics for a thorough analysis on DSP Tries It (should be done next week) and man, I'm so fucking done with this dude. There's so much shit to rant about, like how arbitrary his goddamn score is. DSP REVIEWED THE SAME ITEM TWICE WITHOUT KNOWING IT. HE GAVE IT A DIFFERENT SCORE ON EACH REVIEW, CITING WHAT GAVE IT POINTS IN THE FIRST REVIEW AS WHAT MADE IT LOSE POINTS IN THE SECOND REVIEW.

TWICE HE CHANGED HIS SCORE MID SENTENCE
"I'll give it a 3.5- no, a 4 out of 5!"

THAT'S AN ACTUAL QUOTE. WHY??? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE EXTRA 0.5 COME FROM???

I'll try to refrain from detailing all the data until it's finalized, but...His highest scored item for like 6 years was a product he didn't try on camera. Dude...What am I supposed to fucking do with that as a viewer? And that's partially because EVERYTHING IS A GODDAMN MIXED BAG. HE TALKED ABOUT EVERY BURGER BEING $5 FOR SO LONG HE ENDED UP JUST SAYING "Yea $5 is the standard price for burgers nowadays." The price is brought up in almost EVERY single goddamn episode. At some point, don't fucking tell me about the price anymore, just tell me about the fucking food. Only mention the price when it's a clear bang-for-your-buck type of deal or I'm being cheated, but clearly that isn't goddamn obvious.
As the series has gone on, it has just completely lost its fucking soul man. The early CT episodes are still somewhat watchable despite the shitty quality, but once you hit 2016 it's just fucking boring. And don't fucking get me started on how pretentious this pigroach is with pizza. In one episode he mentioned, "if you try to put feta cheese on a pizza in Italy they'd smack you!" DUDE??? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO ITALY??? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW???

I'm categorizing all the restaurants he's been to for each episode, and it's just so depressing man. Post CT, I think every breakfast food reviewed with the exception of 1 is cereal. And not like some unique Sour Patch Kids cereal that actually has a unique taste (a garbage taste imo), but a fucking rebrand of a cereal. Fucking Frozen cereal dude? It's just lucky charms...How do you not know that? There's so many restaurants that offer various kinds of breakfasts, BUT YOU WANT TO REVIEW CEREAL? AT FUCKING NIGHT? DUDE.
Every local place he's been to with the exception of 1 or 2 (out of maybe like 5), is pizza. Try something else DSP, you live in goddamn Seattle. I'd assume there's tons of fucking local seafood places to try.

I cannot begin to detail every single gripe I have with this series. DSP is a fucking asshole to fast food workers, you can just tell with his pretentious ass tone. Motherfucker during a pizza review PULLS OUT A PIZZA CUTTER AND CUTS THE PIZZA HIMSELF, saying how lazy the workers were that "they couldn't even cut it properly." DSP is also OBSESSED with the phrase "fresh." His highest scored item, I believe, only got scored that high because the worker or whatever the fuck told him the food was fresh. DSP was essentially sucking the restaurant's dick pouting how fresh the food was. Motherfucker in episode 101 said his Wendy's salad wasn't fresh because they gave him the food too quickly, referring that it must have been premade. Dude??? It's fast food??? Is it not supposed to be fast??????????????

I love frosted mini wheats, easily a top 5 cereal for me. However, look at the box. Just like any other cereal, it's enlarged to show detail. It even says it on the box. DSP got upset at this. While he wasn't reviewing mini wheats, it was some other cereal, motherfucker picks up a cereal piece and compares it to the size on the box saying, "look! It's not even the same size!" WELL OF COURSE IT ISN'T??? HOW WOULD IT FIT IN THE CEREAL BOWL?????

Unironically after watching countless videos, DSP actually does have slightly larger bowls than what I have at least. They're not as large as those giant plastic bowls you can buy at the store, but it's fucking weird that they seem to curve out slightly more than usual imo. Idk maybe I'm the one with the strange bowls.

This was only meant to be 2 paragraphs at most, but this is 10 years of quality content to cover *snort*. I'll leave you with this: DSP showing us the burger he's reviewing on a flyer, with a giant ass coupon taken out of the back.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

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Quick history lesson: Don't spend thousands of dollars on a fucking mobile game, more so, to the point you go bankrupt and have to lie to the government.

Quick history lesson: Don't blindly move across the country to reduce your cost of living and taxes just to pay more from where you left.

Quick history lesson:: Don't ever not have a plan B,C,D, or E.

Why is he spending his day ahff on social media and not with his beautiful soulmate when he only gets one day off a week from back breaking couch sitting and button mashing? Why is he commenting on things instead of giving her the penne? Seems kinda sus, Philbert.

Because they aren't soulmates. She's his stay at home maid.

Phil you charge $50 to wear glasses.

Get banned. That's a reward FOR YOU.




Fun time with his wife and "them" time to get away from the internet for a while (downstairs).