"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[AnOminous]

This is why it’s hilarious when a certain Dear Feeder claims “You’re not perfect” is as bad as the MATI gets ITT. Imagine being this emotionally invested in believing Jim is all alone or that his wife is hideous.

Jim is mostly alone, probably prefers to be that way, and with an okay wife. They appear to treat each other well which puts them head and shoulders over anyone currently obsessing about them.

 

[Product Intervention]

@TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 Hey dude, we get it. Shit or get off the pot.

 

[3322]

Her face is cute and her tits are huge. Plus we know she swallows so I'd say he married well enough.

I don't have yellow fever so maybe I just don't get it, but she literally looks like a racist caricature. Yellow with tiny slanty eyes and a flat pug face.

This is also several years old, I assume she looks much more like her mother on the right in the current year. I'm sure she's very nice and takes care of Jim so she's got that going for her, but holding this up and pointing to it as a trophy is cringe, even Jim doesn't brag about her cause he knows.

Yes they are because they are all just versions of Jim without the money and a decade or more younger. Most are also significantly fatter.

Yeah, I am aware. To most normal people being married isn't extraordinary, it's a normal part of life. To sweaty squad incels I guess it's an unobtainable dream. Owning your own home I understand is more out of reach for the current generation, so at least that's something to be envious of, but what is Jim doing with either of those things? He doesn't use his house to build a family with his wife, he is using it as an anime coomer room. He isn't much different than your average redditor, he is an adult manchild who collects toys instead of putting his money towards a future for his family. If it was anyone else people would make fun of him for his funkopop Anime collection, but because people ITT literally see Jim as their father figure they can't see him for what he really is at all. Gator really perfectly describes the average Jimcel.

lmao the spicolas dickriders had to start using the parody name jim stans suggested because they knew that sweepy squad wasn't sticking.

Also yeah sure he may be married to a moon faced asian but beauty is subjective, I think Asian women are overrated, flat, and look mid af but it's pretty common for everyone to think they're the hottest women on earth. He still has a wife, can you say the same?

Yes. Check out the thread I made in Nick's board btw, it's got some funny memes in it. Jimcels really can not comprehend that people are using his thread to talk about him like any other lolcow.

 

[AnOminous]

To sweaty squad incels I guess it's an unobtainable dream.

Why do you ayylawgs constantly try to come up with something more embarrassing than just "Sweetie Squad?" Because everyone here is aware Jimbo's fanbase is phenomenally gay and autistic. It's just cringy when people fanatically try to tell us what we already know.

 

[Least Concern]

I don't have yellow fever so maybe I just don't get it, but she literally looks like a racist caricature. Yellow with tiny slanty eyes and a flat pug face.

Asians look like Asian caricatures. Your point?

The one on the left is kind of a bad freeze but I think she looks totally cute in the one on the right. And I notice you didn't include any of the pictures that feature her quite decent bazongas. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that she's not to your particular liking, but I think you'd find yourself in the minority.

But whatever. It wouldn't matter if she looked like Osama bin Laden; he's in what is by all appearances a stable and happy marriage, and that alone is commendable enough in the current year. May death do them part.

 

[LennyBards]

Don't take any information from old cameras their colorballance is so bad
for example here in the second pic the camera is ballancing based off the horrible wall color and it ends up looking like shit
with adjusted colors and lighting she doen't look that yellow

damn jim got to suck those massive tits while all I had was my uncle's dick

 

[3322]

Don't take any information from old cameras their colorballance is so bad
for example here in the second pic the camera is ballancing based off the horrible wall color and it ends up looking like shit
with adjusted colors and lighting she doen't look that yellow
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damn jim got to suck those massive tits while all I had was my uncle's dick

It's not that hard to get your own chinkwife, the porky ones like this are very unpopular over in their own countries and very desperate to date outside of their own race. If this is truly your goal it's a pretty easy one to achieve.

 

[TimeTravel_0]

An easy life is a good life. Happy wife, happy life.

 

[Aquinas]

Swindled squad

 

[There Is Light At The End]

How long it'll take for spergery to die down? We aren't close to critical mass, but we getting here.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Don't take any information from old cameras their colorballance is so bad
for example here in the second pic the camera is ballancing based off the horrible wall color and it ends up looking like shit
with adjusted colors and lighting she doen't look that yellow
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damn jim got to suck those massive tits while all I had was my uncle's dick

Well here she is in motion. And if you want to know how she sounds in bed, here's the vid where Jim fingered her on stream.

 

[Never Scored]

I don't care what Jim's wife looks like or if he even has one, faggots. I listen to him because he is funny.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Well here she is in motion. And if you want to know how she sounds in bed, here's the vid where Jim fingered her on stream.

 

[TheSword]

It's not that hard to get your own chinkwife, the porky ones like this are very unpopular over in their own countries and very desperate to date outside of their own race. If this is truly your goal it's a pretty easy one to achieve.

Why do you always sperg the hardest when it comes to Jim, my dude?

 

[3322]

Why do you always sperg the hardest when it comes to Jim, my dude?

I'm making fun of an e-celeb lolcow in his thread, literally using the site as intended. No other thread has so many people complaining about people gossiping about the thread subject as this thread.

 

[TheSword]

I'm making fun of an e-celeb lolcow in his thread, literally using the site as intended. No other thread has so many people complaining about people gossiping about the thread subject as this thread.

It’s not really just cuz you’re making fun of him, but it seems like you got some beef based on how hard you go at him and angry you get. I haven’t really been much of a Jim fan in years, but idk what exactly he’s done to deserve full lolcow status.. care to enlighten? beyond just being an anime fan, too.

 

[RollerGator]

He doesn't use his house to build a family with his wife, he is using it as an anime coomer room. He isn't much different than your average redditor, he is an adult manchild who collects toys instead of putting his money towards a future for his family.

Not everyone sees having children as some necessary goal you need to accomplish in life. Some couples think kids are annoying and gross, some don't want to try to raise a child with this insane clown world shit going on, some feel they aren't responsible enough to raise a kid, there's a lot of reasons.

But having a bunch of anime toys is gay. The only way Ethan Ralph can BTFO Jim is if goes to his house and smashes up his toys old school bully style.

 

[Never Scored]

I'm making fun of an e-celeb lolcow in his thread, literally using the site as intended. No other thread has so many people complaining about people gossiping about the thread subject as this thread.

I think what you're missing is it's only funny if e-celeb spregs out about it.

That's the difference between say, Jim and Ralph. Ralph rises to take the bait.

If Jim was actually actively sperging out about people making fun of his wife or anime room online, it would be very funny.

When you're just trying to make the same jokes over and over and they're jokes people have tossed at Jim before and he hasn't even reacted, it makes you look like the lolcow.

This is why the Jim/Nick debate was such a wet fart. It was two guys trying to bait the other guy and neither really taking the bait, and it didn't liven up until Ralph was brought in the have a meltdown about eating poo.

Right now, you're just coming across like George thinking he has this killer burn here:

 

[3322]

It’s not really just cuz you’re making fun of him, but it seems like you got some beef based on how hard you go at him and angry you get. I haven’t really been much of a Jim fan in years, but idk what exactly he’s done to deserve full lolcow status.. care to enlighten? beyond just being an anime fan, too.

You're probably just not used to seeing someone not suck Jim's dick. Nothing I said here is any worse than what I say about Ralph or Nick or Peetz or and of the other people I make fun of. I think Jim is a hypocritical grifter loser who makes low effort videos with content he takes from this site while at the same time acting like he is above everyone on here. He also guarded the gunt. There's plenty of reasons someone would dislike him and this isn't a fan-thread.

I think what you're missing is it's only funny if e-celeb spregs out about it.

That's the difference between say, Jim and Ralph. Ralph rises to take the bait.

If Jim was actually actively sperging out about people making fun of his wife online, it would be very funny.

When you're just trying to make the same jokes over and over and the e-celeb in question doesn't even react, it makes you look like the lolcow.

You're just coming across like George here:

As far as I know the site doesn't exist to provoke the thread subjects into reacting to their threads. The subjects of the thread aren't even supposed to read their threads which is why it's discouraged to actively provoke cows into doing shit and messing with them outside of the site and telling them to come here. I don't give a shit about Jim reading these things and I hope Jade doesn't read them since I don't really have any ill will towards her other than I think she is ugly. If they are smart then they don't read their threads.

 

[Never Scored]

As far as I know the site doesn't exist to provoke the thread subjects into reacting to their threads. The subjects of the thread aren't even supposed to read their threads which is why it's discouraged to actively provoke cows into doing shit and messing with them outside of the site and telling them to come here. I don't give a shit about Jim reading these things and I hope Jade doesn't read them since I don't really have any ill will towards her other than I think she is ugly. If they are smart then they don't read their threads.

I don't personally provoke Ralph. However, I know certain things other people have said to him make him sperg out in a funny way. That's what makes talking about those things funny. We know Ralph has meltdowns about his height. That's what makes calling him 5"1" in threads about him funny. Ralph has made fun of Jim's wife several times and Jim didn't give a fuck, so it doesn't elicit the same response on the forum because it's not associated with a comedic meltdown. This is not hard to get.