DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Funny question: did Phil deactivate his Twitch account? I curiously searched for Darksydephil on Twitch and i didn't get a result. Is Twitch fucking up? Or did he "nuke" himself?
The only account I found was Darksydephil_is_based. Though Twitch might also have the Youtube search issue where you don't get what you enter.
Still there
 
Funny question: did Phil deactivate his Twitch account? I curiously searched for Darksydephil on Twitch and i didn't get a result. Is Twitch fucking up? Or did he "nuke" himself?
The only account I found was Darksydephil_is_based. Though Twitch might also have the Youtube search issue where you don't get what you enter.
Huh, you are half right, I can't actually find his channel anywhere by searching on twitch, only randoms who use his name or a variation of it (so just twitch trolls). But @LieLieFyre was able to link it, so he hasn't seemed to have nuked it, strange...

Just doesn't seem to show up normally via twitch, I just googled his twitch channel and I was able to find it that way as well.
 
I’m still waiting to know the things kat said to Phil that no other woman has before. That’s one of the only true mysteries left, just such a weird thing to say
I agree. That and how they bonded together over a “problem” that they had in common, which one can only assume was Kat being able to relate to Phil’s alcoholism.

I often wonder what Kats addiction was/is. Which drug seems most likely? My guess is stimulants because of her swimsuit model body.

I wish I could find the video, but I think it’s the one where dsp is talking about the pandemic and he’s saying that they both stayed safe, got vaxed, etc. Then he’s like “kats been staying clean” and for a split second you can tell he catches himself that moment as if he was letting the cat out of the bag so to say (puts on his googly shifty eyes) and continues along the lines of “she’s been cleaning her hands and keeping the house clean”, as if to save face. I know it sounds like I put way too much thought into this, but is it really that far fetched to think that dsp bonded with a woman from fucking Michigan who was previously addicted to drugs (perhaps in part due to a traumatic upbringing, broken home, etc) while crying about drinking too much gin because the trolls are meanies? Sounds like Kat had real drug addiction issues, unlike dsp who is a poser in pretty much everything in life. Her weight gain is probably in part due to rehab also. He’s keeping all of this drug addiction talk on the downlow because he’s ashamed of her. She might be reminding him of his cousin or adopted sister or whatever, who was also a legit drug addict.

Just my mentally ill detractor two cents. Sry 4 rambling.

Edit: found the clip, thanks pigpiggo. https://youtu.be/ERE-l1o1ZVs it’s at 5:30. Warning, original dsp link, not reuploaded detractor content.

Edit2: sry 4 bad post. Maybe I need to take a break
 
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I agree. That and how they bonded together over a “problem” that they had in common, which one can only assume was Kat being able to relate to Phil’s alcoholism.

I often wonder what Kats addiction was/is. Which drug seems most likely? My guess is stimulants because of her swimsuit model body.

I wish I could find the video, but I think it’s the one where dsp is talking about the pandemic and he’s saying that they both stayed safe, got vaxed, etc. Then he’s like “kats been staying clean” and for a split second you can tell he catches himself that moment as if he was letting the cat out of the bag so to say (puts on his googly shifty eyes) and continues along the lines of “she’s been cleaning her hands and keeping the house clean”, as if to save face. I know it sounds like I put way too much thought into this, but is it really that far fetched to think that dsp bonded with a woman from fucking Michigan who was previously addicted to drugs (perhaps in part due to a traumatic upbringing, broken home, etc) while crying about drinking too much gin because the trolls are meanies? Sounds like Kat had real drug addiction issues, unlike dsp who is a poser in pretty much everything in life. Her weight gain is probably in part due to rehab also. He’s keeping all of this drug addiction talk on the downlow because he’s ashamed of her. She might be reminding him of his cousin or adopted sister or whatever, who was also a legit drug addict.

Just my mentally ill detractor two cents. Sry 4 rambling.

Edit: found the clip, thanks pigpiggo. https://youtu.be/ERE-l1o1ZVs it’s at 5:30. Warning, original dsp link, not reuploaded detractor content.
if i remember right, he showed up in her replies on twitter because of an obs issue? or vice versa? something like that?


so weird how this fuckign freak just happens to randomly show up in women's replies on twitter hahaha
 
if i remember right, he showed up in her replies on twitter because of an obs issue? or vice versa? something like that?


so weird how this fuckign freak just happens to randomly show up in women's replies on twitter hahaha
Yep, you're right. Her Twitter is still active so feel free to check it out yourself @ChaosRealm01


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I agree. That and how they bonded together over a “problem” that they had in common, which one can only assume was Kat being able to relate to Phil’s alcoholism.

I often wonder what Kats addiction was/is. Which drug seems most likely? My guess is stimulants because of her swimsuit model body.

I wish I could find the video, but I think it’s the one where dsp is talking about the pandemic and he’s saying that they both stayed safe, got vaxed, etc. Then he’s like “kats been staying clean” and for a split second you can tell he catches himself that moment as if he was letting the cat out of the bag so to say (puts on his googly shifty eyes) and continues along the lines of “she’s been cleaning her hands and keeping the house clean”, as if to save face. I know it sounds like I put way too much thought into this, but is it really that far fetched to think that dsp bonded with a woman from fucking Michigan who was previously addicted to drugs (perhaps in part due to a traumatic upbringing, broken home, etc) while crying about drinking too much gin because the trolls are meanies? Sounds like Kat had real drug addiction issues, unlike dsp who is a poser in pretty much everything in life. Her weight gain is probably in part due to rehab also. He’s keeping all of this drug addiction talk on the downlow because he’s ashamed of her. She might be reminding him of his cousin or adopted sister or whatever, who was also a legit drug addict.

Just my mentally ill detractor two cents. Sry 4 rambling.

Edit: found the clip, thanks pigpiggo. https://youtu.be/ERE-l1o1ZVs it’s at 5:30. Warning, original dsp link, not reuploaded detractor content.
its a funny thought but it would shock me. phil doesnt seem like a guy who likes to talk about his problems unless you can spot him a 20 so i cant see him bonding over anything with a fellow addict and he is still really deep into them and in denial which isnt something most ex-addicts like to be around.
 
There's so much shit to rant about, like how arbitrary his goddamn score is. DSP REVIEWED THE SAME ITEM TWICE WITHOUT KNOWING IT.
Isn’t he famously inconsistent with the scores? I’m sure I read he’ll give a restaurant made curry a 2/5 but he’ll give a McDonalds cheeseburger 5/5.

But the shrimp, sadly, is a one-trick pony.

So it doesn’t surprise me you’ve driven yourself to the edge of insanity trying to understand this lunatics ramblings.
But God speed, you mad bastard. I’m looking forward to seeing what you produce.
 
Isn’t he famously inconsistent with the scores? I’m sure I read he’ll give a restaurant made curry a 2/5 but he’ll give a McDonalds cheeseburger 5/5.

But the shrimp, sadly, is a one-trick pony.

So it doesn’t surprise me you’ve driven yourself to the edge of insanity trying to understand this lunatics ramblings.
But God speed, you mad bastard. I’m looking forward to seeing what you produce.
Didn't he say not long ago that scores are nonsense?
 
Yep, you're right. Her Twitter is still active so feel free to check it out yourself @ChaosRealm01


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It's funny how he tries to sound helpful and informed, while not giving any advice whatsoever. Not like he can, obviously.
"Yeah I know everything about OBS, don't bother trying to fix it."

It's a good thing he found a stable version that he so decided to not update anymore (and can't because he's on w8), except it has constant errors when trying to record and his mic dies out on stream all the time. lol
it's in the big and small things, every security he claims to have, its actually a major glass ceiling.
 
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Best gamer in the country who wasn't overleveled or abusing one mechanic the entire game. Disabled replies as usual.
Man of the people gloating as usual that he was playing the game broken and better than everyone else. Imagine if he actually was a pro at fighting games, he'd be an even bigger asshole with an inflated ego.
Fun Fact, DSP walked in to the dungeon with the Crucible Knight Duo and left immediately.

As soon as he saw the layout he said "yeah I heard this kind of dungeon is boring, ill come back later.

Odd because that was the only dungeon he walked in qnd chose not to complete.....hmmmm makes you think.
I take it jump attack wouldn't work when there are two people. Hard enough for him to whale on one tough enemy that way.
And don't fucking get me started on how pretentious this pigroach is with pizza. In one episode he mentioned, "if you try to put feta cheese on a pizza in Italy they'd smack you!" DUDE??? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO ITALY??? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW???
Because he needs to flex he is Italian and knows Italian food because he was raised on 'authentic east coast Italian Americanized cuisine' like Chicken Parm, and American invention and the Burnell Salvagno Family Sauce that requires a full measuring cup intended for water of sugar and needs to be on the stove for 8 hours.
DSP is intrigued by a WHEELCHAIR, literally

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I'm not on Twitter but do most users act like this where all they do is constantly tweet and tweet for attention or is this just Phil?


I'm asking this seriously because it scares me if that many people have all this time on their hands and spend it obsessively consuming for the sake of consuming.
 
Did he ever actually come back?
First of all, good morning Sir!

Going by the armor you get, no.
You get this armor from beating the duo boss
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This is part 120 in his playthrough, 45 minutes in (Maliketh progression). Looks like I do not see it here but strange because I do not see a few sets from other bosses like Fingerprint armor which is from a evergaol in the snow area. He skipped quite a lot still. Also I could have sworn he got the other crucible knight armor with the tree horns but maybe I'm remembering wrong and confused his playthrough with another streamer who's better.
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*Helmet menu for him is here. I'm not going to go dig deep through his 500 word essay of a playthrough to see if he stashed any armor away. I pigpiggo'd crucible knight because he tends to read out everything he sees on stream that he picks up or comes across. Auriza Hero's Grave didn't show up but that's probably because he can't pronounce anything right.
 
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I’m assuming Kat followed Phil on twitter? Then she unfollowed him at some point. Hmm really weird that she stopped using twitter basically the same day that Phil started talking to her. I knew she stopped using it but didn’t know it was that immediate. Must’ve been love at first DM. What a very normal relationship.
 
I’m assuming Kat followed Phil on twitter? Then she unfollowed him at some point. Hmm really weird that she stopped using twitter basically the same day that Phil started talking to her. I knew she stopped using it but didn’t know it was that immediate. Must’ve been love at first DM. What a very normal relationship.
Shocking how she just cucked subaru man this easily. This is why Phil has to beg so hard, he has to give everything she needs, now more than ever since shes not working.
 
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