Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

People have hypothesized that the Indo-European Venuses might have just been pregnant women making themwhile pregnant and using themselves as reference. It’s further extrapolated that it might’ve been to be a teaching tool rather than something men jacked off and worshiped.
It was meant to explain pregnancy to young girls when we barely had records.

they didn't have any records at all - those statues predate known written languages by several thousand years

 

[EnemyStand]

Let me just take a few minutes to bitch about how absolutely MATI I am that these faggots simp for tall muscular women. She-Hulk looking like an out-of-phase explorer from Dimension CGI notwithstanding (IT'S NOT FUCKING SEXY IT'S TERRIFYING YOU COOM BRAINED RETARDS!), do these men boys even know how they would go about getting Hippolyta? No, they don't. It's all about what they want. They want a muscle mommy to bench press them and baby them so they never have to grow up and be a man. Meanwhile, that 6'5" Aryan mountain of perfection sculpted seemingly by the hands of Hephaestus himself? She wants to feel feminine. That's it. She wants a real man who can take charge and doesn't see her as a mommy or fapbait. And what about jacked up short stacks? Well, you can tell these low test beta males don't actually like muscular women because they can't get it up for the 4'5" Lollypop Guild's Head of Security because THEY HAVE A MOMMY FETISH, NOT A MUSCLE FETISH!

"But EnemyStand," I hear you say ,"surely there isn't much of a difference?" Except there is. Actual Amazon enjoyers like myself believe women attempting to attain high degrees of physical perfection and fitness enhances their natural feminine beauty. Seeing a woman who can kick my ass is hot because a true Amazon lover thinks "interplay of sex and violence" and not "mommy so strong she protects me and makes me tendies." Now, you might wonder why I care so much. It's because I can't express my admiration for a woman who can do 3x20 weighted pull ups after she deadlifts twice her bodyweight because I get lumped in with these soy golems and have to listen to retards like Bob and the Gang talk about how they want to be stepped on or bottle fed or whatever when I want a woman who'll hit the gym with me then arm wrestle me to see who has to cook the post-workout meal. I'm EnemyStand, this has been my TEDTalk, and the She-Hulk model they're using doesn't even lift.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I don’t know that there was an exact moment in time when I effectively stopped playing video games, I just know that it happened. I don’t recall a single moment when I simply said “I’m done,” especially since I never really fully quit cold turkey. All I can say for sure is that at one moment the vast majority of my free time was spent playing, reading about, and thinking about video games… and then it wasn’t anymore.

Bob took a whole paragraph to describe losing interest in something. An act so rare it has only happened once or twice to every wizened old fifteen-year-old out there.

Wow, even their rule 34 is shit.

 

[Bolo]

Bob is onboard with another cartoon getting an edgy, adult remake.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1526991357310554112

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If you too don't recognize the name Mindy Kaling, I am here to inform you that she's Kelly Kapoor from the American version of The Office. She has a writing, executive producer, and director credit for the show as well. What she actually did for The Office and what that means for Velma, I don't know.

Let's take a better look at the tweeted pic
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So not only is Velma black. not only did the top of some girl's head and brain get removed
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she's in a locker room with a bunch of naked women with tasteful bubbles covering their naughty bits. Bob don't try to smugly dismiss people because they watch degenerate animu when your are proudly saying that you back this.

This whole thing is so bizarre. Yes, it is obvious that they are hopping on the Scooby-Doo brand for easy recognition and get the coverage, but the thing is Scooby-Doo is a thing of the past, the whole Hanna-Barbera brand lives in nostalgia, and even good shows like "Mystery Inc" don't quite get off the ground because people just don't see Scooby-Doo, or Fintstones or any of those shows as "shows"anymore, but more like brands in products they see on the super market.

Hell, that last big CGI Scooby Movie WB tried to push fell of the tracks because even if it was "okay", it doesn't have the pull anymore.

So now comes "Kelly from the Office" puffing her chest and going "Yeah, Velma Dinkley is now indian, and if you don't like it, suck it incels!"

Fucking what? Who gives a shit? When peole talk about Scooby Doo now they think about the Ultra instict Shaggy meme. So much so that it is now being used by WB on their Smash Bros rip off.

I know a lot people say "why don't you just make a new character so people can identify with?", and the easy (and cynical) response is that changing a stablished and popular character is easier to get attention around it.

But a show about the "origins" of Velma Dinkley, brown girl extraordinaire that is so well known and popular that they still had to give the indian girl a bobhair style from the 60's so just people know its "Velma"? What the fuck? Just make a new character and give it a big push on stream, it can be done you know, cartoons ain't dead, you can make new shit, like this:

Disney's Amphibia, which also have a south-Asian brown girl as the hero. I haven't watched it, but it is the hit "Owl House" wanted to be and seems like the serie finale just aired with a big positive reaction.

So yeah, it can be done. I don't give a singular fuck about which color you are trying to revamp a 50 year old character, but it always comes across as pathetic that you have to do it instead of just having the balls to make your own, and act brave as if it some great defiant stand to make a character brown.

This story is really pathetic and depressing. If he stopped playing videogames but continued to argue with people about new games he never played, he sounds like an irritating poseur (and he is a poseur so that tracks). He even admits that his brother and sister were still getting videogames and playing them, but he preferred arguing on America Online forums about them without ever playing them.

When was the last time Robert mentioned playing a videogame? Does he have any recent favorite games? Does he have some hidden gem game that he particulary likes? Anything?

Same with comics? Has he even commented about his favorite comic artist? Has he ever mentioned one when it wasn't a news thing? What about BD or Manga? Does he read those? Can anyone tell what is his favourite comic run or storyline?

Even movies, besides his self-proclaimed foundness for Godzilla and 80's nostalgic shit, has Robert ever comment on movies in a way that wasn't just spewing trivia about some obscure shit or just comentary about whatever crap was screened for him recently?

It seems like Robert likes to skim read about stuff rather than actually engage with the movie/Game/comic. That is why he always comes across a poseur, and that gets worse because the fat ass insists that he needs to give is "educated" opinion on everything, so he read every book, saw every movie and is a "insider" of the tech industry.

Which brings the question, does he even like this shit? I don't even think Robert likes Marvel or Nintendo to be frank.

The only thing I think Robert likes is twitter, this is where he deposits most of his energy, and videgogames, movies and news around it is just a way to engage it and to distillate his wikipedia reading as trivia dispensing for the likes whenever he takes a break from political sperging.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

they didn't have any records at all - those statues predate known written languages by several thousand years

I should correct myself and say that I consider cave paintings and statuettes to be a form of records. Human beings still use models to record information just not a written record.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This story is really pathetic and depressing. If he stopped playing videogames but continued to argue with people about new games he never played, he sounds like an irritating poseur (and he is a poseur so that tracks). He even admits that his brother and sister were still getting videogames and playing them, but he preferred arguing on America Online forums about them without ever playing them.

I like how in the book he implies that he eventually got back into gaming because we all know he didn't. His Game Overthinker series makes it very clear he's never played any of the modern games he's talked about, or older games like Sonic and even FF7. But that also extends to the Nintendo Wii, which he endlessly praised, despite only having three games for it.

But to me what makes it even worse is that he's actually proud of this. He's proud of being a poser because he genuinely thinks he's smart enough to gather information from articles and still shots, and have as much right to talk about the game as someone who actually played it. Because like all dumb people, he thinks knowledge is something you get magically, not something you need to earn. Like in cartoons or shows where the dumb guy gets smart and all of a sudden can spew off facts and solve equations despite having no research or training in the fields. Bob genuinely thinks that's how it works in the real world too.

 

[Mr Processor]

I like how in the book he implies that he eventually got back into gaming because we all know he didn't. His Game Overthinker series makes it very clear he's never played any of the modern games he's talked about, or older games like Sonic and even FF7. But that also extends to the Nintendo Wii, which he endlessly praised, despite only having three games for it.

But to me what makes it even worse is that he's actually proud of this. He's proud of being a poser because he genuinely thinks he's smart enough to gather information from articles and still shots, and have as much right to talk about the game as someone who actually played it. Because like all dumb people, he thinks knowledge is something you get magically, not something you need to earn. Like in cartoons or shows where the dumb guy gets smart and all of a sudden can spew off facts and solve equations despite having no research or training in the fields. Bob genuinely thinks that's how it works in the real world too.

If Bob had actually played games, he probably would eventually have gotten into game streaming. Especially when he was still working at the Escapist. I've watched a few of Yahtzee's game streams.

I remember he praised Metroid: Other M for the Wii, but I imagine that was just thirst posting rather than because he actually enjoyed it (or played it).

 

[Tronathon242]

If Bob had actually played games, he probably would eventually have gotten into game streaming. Especially when he was still working at the Escapist. I've watched a few of Yahtzee's game streams.

I remember he praised Metroid: Other M for the Wii, but I imagine that was just thirst posting rather than because he actually enjoyed it (or played it).

Bob would never try streaming. The guy needs to stay behind the edited video format for the simple reason that he can't go off the cuff or get caught in a situation where Google searching can't bail him out. Also, it would be painfully obvious that he can't really even play anything well, even Mario. The 38 Year-Old Consoomer meme already steams him up enough, so do you think he could stand to see clips of his DSP or Wings of Redemption style fails floating around the Internet?

Replying to what @Bolo said about Scooby Doo, I think another thing the property has difficulty with is that it already revived itself with Zombie Island over twenty years ago for an audience that grew up with reruns of the old show. Problem is, now even the string of good to decent shows in its wake have played themselves out. It's not cool enough to just have the show retain its regular format anymore. That's where you got whatever that crap with race swapped and obviously lesbian Velma is all about. Wouldn't be surprising to see other Hannah-Barbera properties head in a similar, cringey direction.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob would never try streaming. The guy needs to stay behind the edited video format for the simple reason that he can't go off the cuff or get caught in a situation where Google searching can't bail him out. Also, it would be painfully obvious that he can't really even play anything well, even Mario. The 38 Year-Old Consoomer meme already steams him up enough, so do you think he could stand to see clips of his DSP or Wings of Redemption style fails floating around the Internet?

Replying to what @Bolo said about Scooby Doo, I think another thing the property has difficulty with is that it already revived itself with Zombie Island over twenty years ago for an audience that grew up with reruns of the old show. Problem is, now even the string of good to decent shows in its wake have played themselves out. It's not cool enough to just have the show retain its regular format anymore. That's where you got whatever that crap with race swapped and obviously lesbian Velma is all about. Wouldn't be surprising to see other Hannah-Barbera properties head in a similar, cringey direction.

"Look here! Look, listen! Appearing offline does not fucking stop the mayoghouls from stealing them from Superior Future I earned!" So stop giving fucking advice you know nothing about!"

 

[Flexo]

This like the memes of MCU fans throwing a hissy fit when there's not five movies to set up why somebody wears sweatpants. You don't need 200 gorbillion hours of Inhumans for anything. I don't think you understand that a show is going to presumably have a story and it's very possible to make things that aren't shit.

The length of set up is proportional to the importance of the plot point and how much canon you have to shift around to make it fit. Introduce something brand new? Sure you can do that in a short amount of time. Introduce a retcon that upends everything assumed about the world at that time (like a super-powered hidden society that didn't get involved with Thanos), then you've got to spend more storytime making everything fit.

I mean assuming you want to make a quality story and not half-ass it.

I've been arguing with other spergs for awhile that the MCU doesn't need Venom to explain Thor's God-butcher's weapon (and indeed trying to get it to all fit in would be a mistake as it would be a whole lot of work for little payoff).

Now you're displaying Bob tier comprehension skills since you forgot that movie adapted them as robots. That wouldn't work

No I'm not - because I never saw the movie, just heard about its plot in broad strokes. Hard to comprehend something you didn't watch.

That's kind of hilarious they keep self-sabotaging anything they could use to help out their future stories.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

@Bolo can't reply, but I really don't think Bob ever read comics or manga. His takes on it are trite, easily wikipediaed garbage, and at some point he mentioned that he got his comics info from the Eminem Fucker himself, The Lightbringer Linkara.

I finally actually watched the She Hulk trailer, and all I gotta say is, the only thing worse than the CGI is the dialogue. Holy cats that was excruciating.

John Byrne's run on Fantastic Four may be my favorite comic run of all time, and She Hulk took over for the Thing for a while, and she was a fantastic addition to the team (though I still love Ben Grimm), I wouldn't make a solo show for that version of the character, let alone this obnoxious bint.

 

[Bush King]

I assume blob's response will be something like this
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that's $44 Billion. Not million.

I'm still shocked by this tweet. It perfectly encapsulates the Blobbist mind-set though, and illustrates the idea of the NPC perfectly.

This is the same guy who lambastes the working class for voting Republican "against their interests". Pray tell, Bob, how the affluent technocrats being able to become timeless cyborgs while abandoning 75% of humanity is "in their interests". Enlighten me as to how you expect this FUTURE I EARNED to be paid for and built by anyone except the working class, slaving away with full knowledge that they will never see the fruits borne from such an undertaking? Tell me how someone almost 50 years old, living in mummy's basement, on social security and raging on Twitter for 20 hours a day is going to get a ticket on these starships but the construction foreman on $300,000 a year who started as a bricklayer isn't? Even if his skills have been supplanted, he has the ability to spend the resources required- you don't, and you never will.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has another meltdown over what Musk just said.

Bobby pretending not to care about someone's follower count is the cutest thing ever.

Bobby has Elon Musk's whole psychiatric case notes at his fingertips.






Turns out that the Commissaress in Biden's Ministry of Truth can't even stand a little bit of virtual heat. (Archive of WP article).

I want to see crowds protesting outside Nina Jankowicz's home. Soiled diapers optional.

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Dumb Flyover-State workers who are slated to be replaced by robots! The Coastal Elite Thinker Bob Chipman now sees fit to bestow a nugget of wisdom to you! If you don't like The Democrats and cannot vote Blue, you can choose not to vote at all!




Republicans are both Nazis and terrorists.




George W. Bush, aged 75, has become senile like Biden (his bumbled speech)


Covid. How strange it seems so long ago.


At least Bobby admits that vaccine mandates and vaccine passport are "ineffectual", but where did his cronies learn that vaccine mandates have been there for "a couple centuries"?

So after all we don't have to genocide 100% of MAGA ghouls so that the LGBTBBQs can enjoy their Super Future amenities?



Aimee Terese throws the Dem's slogan back at them.

Why are you so afraid to own it up Bobby? "No Bad Tactics", remember?

People want more to know that Brittney Griner trafficked drugs into Russia:


WTF leftie bullshit:

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Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav is determined to make more Harry Potter products (archive of WSJ article). This makes Bobby's day very bad.

Isn't devising plans based on data and statistics very Thinkerish and Superior Future? So Bobby what's bad-touching you now?

Still, Bobby thinks he has the cure for a moribund Warner Bros: "sexy" furry bait! If Zaslav were smart and visionary like Kevin Feige, he would have done that in the last decade!






James Gunn bullshit?



Cheap, threadbare CGIs is a given in MCU, but why are all the screenshots of She-Hulk so dark? Is it directed by Chloé Zhao again?

Disney plans to animate Stan Lee's digital corpse for an eternality:

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Because no "foodie" ever has to endure a legion of dumb chuds who claim their fairly small portion of McD is superior to Halibut en tarragon beurre blanc avec asperges.

Tom Cruise got a Palme d'Or; Top Gun is now "high art".




A clarification about Velma's color:




Bobby's Angels:

 

[Koby_Fish]

Reading his book, one could see how he MAYBE could have been some dude on the technical side of things in film. Set designer, SFX, stuff like that. His visual tendencies and obsessive compulsions would probably actually be something of an asset in those departments.

But there's so many reasons why he's not and it's hilarious how you can almost see that he wants to be a big writer or director on a film, even though he would never make it because the guy just can NOT understand emotion. Like Bob seriously has no Theory of Mind. He just does that blue-curtain association trick. "Oh [this thing] made me feel happy! So if I put [this thing] here then my audience will feel happy. Now [that thing] makes me mad. So I'll put reference to [that thing] to make the audience mad."

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(yes I accidentally found moviebob gifs and now you'll get to see them too)

Yup, that's the autism coming out strong in Bob. That plus Random Access Reference Humor that not everybody gives a shit about. Hell, Bob wouldn't even know how to make a successful, funny Robot Chicken sketch. And sometimes there are insane crossovers in those. But nowhere near as insane as Bob's OTP: Care Bears x Paradise Lost.Hell, I've made insane crossovers that ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED. (fanfiction yes I know, but still) But then of course, I'm not a crayon-eating, blue curtain analyzing exceptional individual AND I actually fucking know how to fucking write (if my posts are any indication lol).

If Bob had actually played games, he probably would eventually have gotten into game streaming. Especially when he was still working at the Escapist. I've watched a few of Yahtzee's game streams.

I remember he praised Metroid: Other M for the Wii, but I imagine that was just thirst posting rather than because he actually enjoyed it (or played it).

This is why Bob is Bob, and not DSP.

 

[Flexo]

Bobby has Elon Musk's whole psychiatric case notes at his fingertips.

Bob you dense MORON! Cowboy isn't a "literal" term here but a metaphorical label to represent different types. You are so desperate for a dunk and "pwn" you seriously have no idea how dumb you come off as.

No that's literally not assault. That's not even close to ATTEMPTED assault.

And shall we bring up what Sacha Baron Cohen has tried to pull then?

 

[Mr Processor]

Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav is determined to make more Harry Potter products (archive of WSJ article). This makes Bobby's day very bad.
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Isn't devising plans based on data and statistics very Thinkerish and Superior Future? So Bobby what's bad-touching you now?

Still, Bobby thinks he has the cure for a moribund Warner Bros: "sexy" furry bait! If Zaslav were smart and visionary like Kevin Feige, he would have done that in the last decade!

The duality of man:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby has another meltdown over what Musk just said.

Bobby pretending not to care about someone's follower count is the cutest thing ever.

That woman who left Elon for another woman? That was Amber Heard, the same one currently being sued by Johnny Depp. Elon dodged a bullet, saved his bed sheets, and is still rich. Cope and seethe Bob.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby has another meltdown over what Musk just said.
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Bobby pretending not to care about someone's follower count is the cutest thing ever.

Actual translation: "Elon Musk safely manipulated his head from his ass without decapitating himself."

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Turns out that the Commissaress in Biden's Ministry of Truth can't even stand a little bit of virtual heat. (Archive of WP article).
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I want to see crowds protesting outside Nina Jankowicz's home. Soiled diapers optional.

I'm geniunely suprised Moviebob didn't decalre itself the Internet's Ministry of Truth. Moviebob is the Internet's be-all, end-all Thinker™, after all.

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Dumb Flyover-State workers who are slated to be replaced by robots! The Coastal Elite Thinker Bob Chipman now sees fit to bestow a nugget of wisdom to you! If you don't like The Democrats and cannot vote Blue, you can choose not to vote at all!
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Democrats despise democracy.

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George W. Bush, aged 75, has become senile like Biden (his bumbled speech)
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Yet, W at his dumbest is still smarter than Moviebob at its smartest.

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Covid. How strange it seems so long ago.
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Moviebob is not a doctor of virology. Moviebob has also called itself the authority on how to handle COVID-19. Pick a fucking lane, Bob!

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At least Bobby admits that vaccine mandates and vaccine passport are "ineffectual", but where did his cronies learn that vaccine mandates have been there for "a couple centuries"?
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So after all we don't have to genocide 100% of MAGA ghouls so that the LGBTBBQs can enjoy their Super Future amenities?

Nazibob strikes again!

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Aimee Terese throws the Dem's slogan back at them.
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Why are you so afraid to own it up Bobby? "No Bad Tactics", remember?

And the difference between the two? In terms of "observation versus conspiracy theory", you know damn well the conspiracy theory is what Moviebob wants to see come to fruition.

 

[Flexo]

The duality of man:
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Rabbits HAVE TITS YOUR MORON. They're MAMMALS!

 

[Positron]

Out-of-touch Republican senator describes Biden's handlers as "the crunchy granola types who like to attend gender reveal parties", by that he means they think they are smarter, more virtuous, and above all more woke than the average American. He does not know that the really woke abjure gender reveal parties.


Briahna Joy Gray stans for Majorie Taylor Green; white men most upset.




Bobby free-tips Jeff Bezos. Let's see if Bezos is a good enough code breaker to benefit from it.

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Dumb journo (tautology) asked why there were so much female nudity in David Cronenberg's Crash and no male frontal nudity. James Spader: "It is a geography thing. In most of the scenes we are fucking, and when you are fucking you don't see the penis."




Batman:




The new Chip n' Dale is NOT Bojack Horseman meets Roger Rabbit; it is just Bojack Horseman.