Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

I COULD give the idiot the benefit of the doubt for a second and assume Bob MIGHT mean "rabbits don't have two symmetrical boobs like humans up top of the chest like that all year round". I guess it depends on how far one goes with the anthropomorphization, whether it's a style choice or wanting it to look more humanoid than "accurate to whichever animal it is". Because yeah, rabbits DO have tits, but they have way more than two, they tend to be lower down the chest/abdomen area, and they don't present as obvious unless the rabbit is preggo/nursing. So the second image wouldn't necessarily be *wrong*, but it also doesn't matter, because as Bob is so (hypocritically) wont to point out, "FICTIONAL CHARACTER".

But I seriously doubt Bob actually knows ANY of that.

Bob, he said BATMAN, not fucking Quantum Leap. Ye gods. If you're waking up as Batman, you're NOT waking up as Bruce Wayne; you're waking up as yourself, except you're Batman. How hard is this?

Even Blobby's joke as he meant it is stupid. So Stupid Justice League Unlimited poked fun at the idea.

They did an episode where Lex and Flash swapped Brains. With Michael Rosembaum as Flash who was Lex on Smallville they thought it'd be fun for an episode if he got to play Lex. But Clancy Brown as Flash in Lex's Body stole the show.

Point is they have Lex say "At least I'll finally know who Flash is" he takes off Flash's mask looks into a mirror and said "I have no clue who this is"

That's the stupidity of criminals wanting to unmask heroes 9 out of 10 times it ain't a billionaire playboy it's a nobody.

 

[Positron]

"Ex-Berners" like Briahna Joy Gray go mask off, which means the Republicans are doomed.


More "Dark MAGA" bullshit. I don't want to waste brain power on it especially since I'm not in a good mood.

Spoiler: OT. Reason I'm not in a good mood and maybe you can help

Twitter decides to push unsolicited tweets on me, which irritates me a lot and makes my screencaping more difficult, because as you see there isn't a mark between tweets in the convo and those appended by Twitter.


Twitter tried it before under the name "More Tweets" and I used to be able to block them with these lines in uBlock Origin.

twitter.com##h2:has-text(/More Tweets/i):upward(3)
twitter.com##h2:has-text(/More Tweets/i):upward(3) ~ div

But now I'm at wit's end.

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Anti-abortion is the worst thing in the world.


Bobby imagines a Summer Of Love II.

Why the sad face Bobby? At worst the thugs would just burn down a McD.

Batya Ungar-Sargon calls out her journo colleagues for failing to cover economic concerns of the people, because they are rich elites who don't get the sting.


Elon Musk's newest sex scandal:


Bobby and Angel talk about talking heads.

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Daredevil TV slapfight ending with Bobby calling his opponent's existence does not matter.


Yellow fever. "Ninja shit" is not Chinese but it doesn't matter because The Ten Rings are an equal-opportunity employer.


Cartoon.

Ricky dumb. Bob smart. Bob get offended.



Huh?

 

[JayHarrison]

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Misogynistic Moviebob is mysogynistic.

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Anti-abortion is the worst thing in the world.
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Looks like Eugenicsbob has returned.

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Bobby imagines a Summer Of Love II.
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Why the sad face Bobby? At worst the thugs would just burn down a McD.

But that would mean Moviebob would have to cut back on its meal and only consume 10 chicken nuggets, one quarter-pound burger, one double-quarter-pound burgers, one large order of fries, and two large Coca-Colas.

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Daredevil TV slapfight ending with Bobby calling his opponent's existence does not matter.
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Gotta ask: Is there any Twitter account more worthy of mass-reporting than Moviebob's?

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Ricky dumb. Bob smart. Bob get offended.
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So, that explains why Moviebob hates Ricky Gervais so much. Moviebob is incapable of understanding satire.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"Ex-Berners" like Briahna Joy Gray go mask off, which means the Republicans are doomed.
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More "Dark MAGA" bullshit. I don't want to waste brain power on it especially since I'm not in a good mood.
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Spoiler: OT. Reason I'm not in a good mood and maybe you can help

Twitter decides to push unsolicited tweets on me, which irritates me a lot and makes my screencaping more difficult, because as you see there isn't a mark between tweets in the convo and those appended by Twitter.
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Twitter tried it before under the name "More Tweets" and I used to be able to block them with these lines in uBlock Origin.

twitter.com##h2:has-text(/More Tweets/i):upward(3)
twitter.com##h2:has-text(/More Tweets/i):upward(3) ~ div

But now I'm at wit's end.

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Anti-abortion is the worst thing in the world.
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Bobby imagines a Summer Of Love II.
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Why the sad face Bobby? At worst the thugs would just burn down a McD.

Batya Ungar-Sargon calls out her journo colleagues for failing to cover economic concerns of the people, because they are rich elites who don't get the sting.
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Elon Musk's newest sex scandal:
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Bobby and Angel talk about talking heads.
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Daredevil TV slapfight ending with Bobby calling his opponent's existence does not matter.
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Yellow fever. "Ninja shit" is not Chinese but it doesn't matter because The Ten Rings are an equal-opportunity employer.
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Cartoon.
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Ricky dumb. Bob smart. Bob get offended.
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Huh?

Bob's trying to paraphrase Rage Against the Machine, specifically their song "Killing in the Name Of".

The original lyrics he's riffing, are:

Some of those that work forces,
Are the same that burn crosses.

The "work forces" is a reference to police; it's saying there's KKK in the police.
So, Bob's mangled version seems to be, [some] police are Greeks bearing gifts (Trojan Horse)? But then it's like OK, but what the fuck are you even talking about, Bob? What police did what Trojan Horse thing?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob is shitting on Daredevil because it deigns to try and take itself seriously. Or maybe its because the guy with Cuties-esque video gets a visit from Frank Castle. Or because the Catholic church and its local leadership is potrayed almost completely positively?

Daredevil was one of the best things Marvel put out, so of course Blobert shits on it.

To my mind, Bob pretending that Roe v Wade being overturned is the worst thing ever is the most histrionic bullshit. Yeah sorry your kid might go to an orphanage instead of in some medical waste bag you obese cretin.

 

[Wormy]

Or maybe its because the guy with Cuties-esque video gets a visit from Frank Castle.

This bit?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This bit?
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Similar, but in the show its a guy with a pawn shop offers Frank cp. Frank remedies the situation with a baseball bat.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob is shitting on Daredevil because it deigns to try and take itself seriously. Or maybe its because the guy with Cuties-esque video gets a visit from Frank Castle. Or because the Catholic church and its local leadership is potrayed almost completely positively?

Daredevil was one of the best things Marvel put out, so of course Blobert shits on it.

To my mind, Bob pretending that Roe v Wade being overturned is the worst thing ever is the most histrionic bullshit. Yeah sorry your kid might go to an orphanage instead of in some medical waste bag you obese cretin.

well that and the fact that like his ultra fan and fellow Masshole LOLcow Andrew Dobson, he hates Frank Miller. (Particularly Frank Miller's take on Batman - which Dobson portrayed in one of his comics as being Nazi!Batman).
Seriously though, what's in the water in the Boston area? Is Dobson tracing Moviebob's opinions or is it the other way around?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

In an emergency he can be used as a flotation device.

Spoiler: Religion inside

It's not even that godly. These people have taken the lesson "God loves you" and assumes that the worst parts about them are who they are. They can't conceive that there is anything more to themselves. Like I can just imagine an angel appearing to offer Bob a chance to go to heaven (because he's died). There's no movies, no video games, no mario... what would even be left of Bob then to go to Heaven?

"Through the trials and adversities of this life, the righteous are refined like precious metals. There is within every human person gold and silver and mud and dross. Life in this age has been given to us for repentance and the pursuit of holiness. As a person draws near to God, the fire of His holiness purges away all that is sinful, wicked, and unclean to reveal, purify, and bring to full beauty what is precious that lies within." -Fr. Stephen DeYoung

This reminds me of prison thugs who have "Only God Can Judge Me" tattoos, thinking that God would either never judge them or would be on their side. Bob clearly believes in a God of sorts - the force that will bring about his Superior Future and which pushes the Right Side of History. And obviously, this force is on Bob's side because he has all of the right thoughts and hates all of the right people. Everything he does is in the name of fulfilling his appetites and dunking on those he is envious of. If he could just drop his hatred and go back to being a non-political internet reviewer with a desire to share the things he likes, that would probably go far in helping elevate his soul. But nah. He'd never give up his hatred, it's all his ego is made out of these days. And we've all seen how addicted he is to Twitter. Even at a beautiful resort in Mexico, all he could do is hunch over his phone, typing away...

 

[Flexo]

Jesus God in heaven Chris is such a fucking normie

Which puts him leagues ahead of his brother.

Even Blobby's joke as he meant it is stupid. So Stupid Justice League Unlimited poked fun at the idea.

They did an episode where Lex and Flash swapped Brains. With Michael Rosembaum as Flash who was Lex on Smallville they thought it'd be fun for an episode if he got to play Lex. But Clancy Brown as Flash in Lex's Body stole the show.

Point is they have Lex say "At least I'll finally know who Flash is" he takes off Flash's mask looks into a mirror and said "I have no clue who this is"

That's the stupidity of criminals wanting to unmask heroes 9 out of 10 times it ain't a billionaire playboy it's a nobody.

I loved that show so much.

 

[Bush King]

This reminds me of prison thugs who have "Only God Can Judge Me" tattoos, thinking that God would either never judge them or would be on their side. Bob clearly believes in a God of sorts - the force that will bring about his Superior Future and which pushes the Right Side of History. And obviously, this force is on Bob's side because he has all of the right thoughts and hates all of the right people. Everything he does is in the name of fulfilling his appetites and dunking on those he is envious of. If he could just drop his hatred and go back to being a non-political internet reviewer with a desire to share the things he likes, that would probably go far in helping elevate his soul. But nah. He'd never give up his hatred, it's all his ego is made out of these days. And we've all seen how addicted he is to Twitter. Even at a beautiful resort in Mexico, all he could do is hunch over his phone, typing away...

Someone posted it in some such thread (maybe even this one), but there's a quote by a priest who went to prison as a chaplain for inmates and experienced this. Everyone else is to blame, everyone else is evil, everyone else is locked up because they did it, but the prisoner himself was not culpable for his actions, he is not evil, he didn't do it but was failed by a lawyer and a system which hated him. Classic narcissism, really.

Bob is cut from the same cloth, he's just too weak and effete, too reliant on creature comforts to go out and kill someone for petty cash, or to sell dope on a street corner. He definitely has a persecution complex though, and he definitely goes to sleep blaming his 40 years with nothing to show for it on whichever group it's politically correct to hate.

 

[Foltest]

This bit?
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I remember that in the comic, it was a sense of futile for Frank. He ponder that the thought that the boys were too far gone and that he would run into them in a few years.
Say what you will about Garth Ennis run, but his Frank Castle know that he is fighting a war with no end. But he still fight on.

 

[Flexo]

Someone posted it in some such thread (maybe even this one), but there's a quote by a priest who went to prison as a chaplain for inmates and experienced this. Everyone else is to blame, everyone else is evil, everyone else is locked up because they did it, but the prisoner himself was not culpable for his actions, he is not evil, he didn't do it but was failed by a lawyer and a system which hated him. Classic narcissism, really.

Bob is cut from the same cloth, he's just too weak and effete, too reliant on creature comforts to go out and kill someone for petty cash, or to sell dope on a street corner. He definitely has a persecution complex though, and he definitely goes to sleep blaming his 40 years with nothing to show for it on whichever group it's politically correct to hate.

Lol that was me in this thread.

 

[ChampFantana]

I remember that in the comic, it was a sense of futile for Frank. He ponder that the thought that the boys were too far gone and that he would run into them in a few years.
Say what you will about Garth Ennis run, but his Frank Castle know that he is fighting a war with no end. But he still fight on.

The first Garth Ennis run on Punisher MAX is probably my favorite comics run of all time. The only thing that rivals it is John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra's work on Judge Dredd.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

How long until Bob considers this fine dining?

 

[BubbleButt]

Dark-MAGA does not sound evil like he thinks it does.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Batya Ungar-Sargon calls out her journo colleagues for failing to cover economic concerns of the people, because they are rich elites who don't get the sting.

Shit reporters deserve shit pay. That Berger guy I sperged about for the past two days to have to write shit books that no on buys for being a shit propagandist. Before we start throwing around books that no one actually reads (I know he qualified that with "political" but I mean come on Bob you think we've forgotten about Brick by Brick?) the catty clapback to Michael Knowles joke book Reasons To Vote For Democrat, which is literally 256 blank pages, Reasons to Vote for Republicans, another blank book, tanked. Every single person like that Q-tip doofus I linked a few days ago has written a stupid book about race that no one other than woke retards and people working in diversity departments buy. Doctor Jill Biden's book that sold 250 copies.

https://www.westernjournal.com/new-jill-biden-book-flops-registers-microscopic-number-sales-first-week/

lol calm down Bob and Angels.

Huh?

What @Koby_Fish said though I maybe disagree with his assessment that it's about a trojan horse. I instantly though of the saying "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" so I thought he was talking about people ruining a relationship and a gift by being anal. I can't tell and am probably wrong because Bob's "jokes" are indecipherable most of the times and all others are either not funny or very open raging that he has to walk back later.

Whenever Bob says something that he clearly thinks is clever is so nonsensical that it makes wonder if I've suffered a stroke, I think of this lecture given by Ashens

tl;dw
A game company creates an epic puzzle game where if you solve all the puzzles it gives you the coordinates to a buried golden hare. No one could solve the puzzles because the puzzles and ciphers only made sense to the developers in their attempt to be as smart and clever as possible.

Dunning-Krueger is a hell of a drug. This also gives me an excuse to share something I find really interesting while dunking on Bob.

 

[Tronathon242]

How long until Bob considers this fine dining?
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We all know that Bob has fanatical Believer like loyalties to particular entertainment properties and politics. However, is he just as tribal when it comes to food? Has he ever stated a preference for Coke or Pepsi/Dominos or Pizza Hut/Burger King or McDonalds/Nestle or Hershey's? I'm assuming, given his girth, he wouldn't mind but the thought did strike me while looking at this.

 

[Mola Ram]

We all know that Bob has fanatical Believer like loyalties to particular entertainment properties and politics. However, is he just as tribal when it comes to food? Has he ever stated a preference for Coke or Pepsi/Dominos or Pizza Hut/Burger King or McDonalds/Nestle or Hershey's? I'm assuming, given his girth, he wouldn't mind but the thought did strike me while looking at this.

On the one hand I can definitely imagine his tribal loyalty extending to his gullet (I'm positive, for instance, that he loathes Chik-Fil-A), but on the other hand he clearly eats with all the discretion of a fucking garbage disposal.

 

[Positron]

Everyone knows Elon Musk's sex scandal for what it is; Wokesters like Bobby and his Angels still attempt to keep the façade up.


No the Yale's Skull and Bone Society was just a bunch of edgy bored kiddies, not a cabal of ultra-rich sociopaths who want to make the proles miserable for fun.


Rothschild scum is to get what he deserves thanks to free speech, which Bobby considers violence, murder, and terrorism.


Catherine Rampell of Washington Post speaks in favor of the economic proposals of her boss Jeff Bezos. Somehow this too is related to Elon Musk.

If you are against Bezos, you must be pro Musk. This is how Bobby's solitary logic gate operates.

Glenn Greenwald is more sympathetic to David Sirota:


Nothing makes liberals madder than a colored woman who refuses to stand in line and regurgitate their gospel.


The Capitol riot was just like a post-Superbowl riot! (so why do the Democrates nab the participants in jail?)


Preacher Greg Locke calls the Dems "demons", "baby-butchering election thieves" who "hate this nation".

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InfraHaz takes a piss at people who relate to the world through Hollywood movies. This gonna sting:


A Gen-Y colossus like Bobby, instead, humbly absorbs the lesson from Nobody and the Jason Bourne films.


I don't know why Bobby retweets this apart from the word "transgender" in the handle, because it almost seems the tweet is aimed at him.



If preschool kids dictate public policy, we would have free ice-cream, free chocolate, and free Nintendo Switch.

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Some say "go woke, go broke" ain't real. They should just watch Netflix.


Bobby thinks the more grimdark Marvel franchises like Punisher won't come to MCU. He is likely right.


He thinks his Chip n' Dale review needs more attention.