Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr Processor]

I'm actually shocked. This guy posts ~5 times an hour sometimes, for the entire day, to maybe ten people. If people cared, you'd be making money Bob, not living in your mother's basement.

To use an analogy, Bob began life with the potential energy of a spacecraft in geocentric orbit. Right now, he has the potential energy of a Space Shuttle that has re-entered the atmosphere. Enough to maybe find a new airstrip a few degrees off course, but not enough to dally on that decision, and certainly not enough to regain or even retain altitude.

Your mid-forties is the time to start buying a house, saving for your kids' college fund, investing your income to fund retirement, because you've only got so long left before your body self-destructs more than it has. Most 45 year old men in the US have a networth of $100,000 to $150,000, meaning they are past the half-way point of paying off their mortgage, have a nice car or two, an investment portfolio, etc. It's never too late, but Goddamn, Bob is in the position of a 20 year old high-school dropout in job and income prospects. Hell, it's lower, the dropout is more likely to be renting on their own and working full-time, or earning a degree.

Maybe spend your time on Twitter working, Bob.

Well, unless you have a divorce or two under your belt, those wreak havoc with your net worth. Bob wouldn't know anything about that though, since you have to get married first.

 

[Flexo]

Punch up ALWAYS so fucking stupid.

“Haha, look at this rich successful millionaire who went into space, lol. What a jerk! Lol!”

Fat retards will always be way funnier. That’s why Bob has a ten million page thread.

When ever someone says "always punch up with jokes" I always want to ask: "So are Jews up or down?"

Because if you REALLY want to have fun, you can argue they are in either direction from either the Left or the Right.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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Damn, Ryan. The more I see you on here the more I become ashamed I ever followed your lost series or spent any time at the Agony Booth.

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Mr. Woodsman. Mr "I can survive the backwoods with a pocketknife" believes you get "stay alive stuff" for free.

Tell me you've never spent a night outdoors without telling me...etc.

Can only imagine how much of those patreon bucks he spends on food.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob saying anti-abortion is anti-science is really fucking funny. Science has advanced to the point where we can see babies in the womb, we've done studies where we've realized that their neurons fire when their mother talks. Roe V. Wade was literally made because we don't have the tools we have today,

You have to remember that Moviebob is on record talking about hating that eugenics was tainted as a science by Nazi and (other) racists. And every single time Moviebob claims that being anti-abortion/anti-infenticide is being the same as anti-science, all it does is confirm that Moviebob is a hardcore eugenicist. Case in point:

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"End forced pregnancy"... despite the fact that a vast majority of human pregnancies are voluntary--and that vast majority of those produce healthy children. For being a Thinker™ who closely pays attention to Science™, Moviebob should know that.

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Bobby hates people who own more than one cars [sic].
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And what's wrong with owning multiple cars?

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Bobby needs respect for his clairvoyance:
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Uh, no.

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Bobby harasses his interlocutor and forces him to clarify the term "elite", very likely the dumb fuck is trying to tar Simspark for "antisemitism".
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Yeah, because there is no job in higher demand right now than middle-aged, Boston-area film critics who show obvious signs of a superiority complex...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Have any of you seen Nathan For You? Where Nathan, the host tries to fix struggling businesses with his business degree and knack for zany ideas. Of course it goes off the rails, because Nathan is a socially inept nutjob who does stuff like offer free gas with a mail in rebate, and then hides the rebates literally miles away up a mountain. Or creating a legally distinct parody of Starbucks, called Dumb Starbucks, or hiding his ultra cheap tvs behind a crocodile.

And the joke is obviously that these ideas are at best bizaare, and at worst psychotic. Its pretty funny.

Bob is like the unironic version of that when he talks about his suggestions for movies or gov't policy.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

And what's wrong with owning multiple cars?

Because he wants suburban developments glassed and everyone forced to share the public bus, subway, and train to work.

 

[JayHarrison]

Something worth mention: As per Merriam-Webster, ratioing refers to "a tweet [or other online post] that has significantly more replies than [shares] or likes". Apparently, Moviebob, who sudenly "represents every creative" who's struggling (LOL!), shuns the idea that nothing is gained when creative abstain from their work (decensored):

Except... that ratio (as May 20, 2022, of 10:15p PDT) looks like:

Some "ratio". One like; only two responses. Looks like Moviebob walked into yet another L, eyes wide open.

(And, just an odd question on my behalf: Moviebob has a heart?)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Have any of you seen Nathan For You? Where Nathan, the host tries to fix struggling businesses with his business degree and knack for zany ideas. Of course it goes off the rails, because Nathan is a socially inept nutjob who does stuff like offer free gas with a mail in rebate, and then hides the rebates literally miles away up a mountain. Or creating a legally distinct parody of Starbucks, called Dumb Starbucks, or hiding his ultra cheap tvs behind a crocodile.

And the joke is obviously that these ideas are at best bizaare, and at worst psychotic. Its pretty funny.

Bob is like the unironic version of that when he talks about his suggestions for movies or gov't policy.

Nathan's schemes generally are based on some kind of logic and often work though.

 

[Brother Wind]

Bobby hates people who own more than one cars.

Christ he can't even read a tweet properly. Its up to four cars. Up to! No more. I know a lot of families who can claim 3-4 cars. My family at points has had 4 cars in my Dad's name. The only new one is his. I'm willing to bet Chris has two cars in his family. In fact, 4 cars is a pretty good cut off, because I think the only people I've ever known that own more than 4 cars are business owners. But, once again. It's up to Bob! You know what I'm guessing a lot of families in America own one of!

 

[The tired cat]

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The producers is a comedy about two con artists using a script written by a former Nazi with desires to have it fail, so they can escape with all the money only for the musical to be turned into a great comedy. What in the flying fuck does that have to do with the Holocaust, you brainless twit?

 

[Mola Ram]

The producers is a comedy about two con artists using a script written by a former Nazi with desires to have it fail, so they can escape with all the money only for the musical to be turned into a great comedy. What in the flying fuck does that have to do with the Holocaust, you brainless twit?

Mighty specific argument to make that The Producers doesn't "punch down" when it portrays a pair of homosexuals as catty, bitchy, no-talent morons with histrionic personalities.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The beard is getting a lot of white hairs from all the stress of the TRUMPER TRASH stealing his future.

It's probably more likely from all the damn binge drinking and lowkey keep-a-constant-buzz/"I get to have RUM with Breakfast! I am very intelligent." drinking. Seriously, drinking a lot makes people age TERRIBLY. I know enough heavy/binge drinkers to know this is absolutely the case.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Something worth mention: As per Merriam-Webster, ratioing refers to "a tweet [or other online post] that has significantly more replies than [shares] or likes". Apparently, Moviebob, who sudenly "represents every creative" who's struggling (LOL!), shuns the idea that nothing is gained when creative abstain from their work (decensored):
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Except... that ratio (as May 20, 2022, of 10:15p PDT) looks like:
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Some "ratio". One like; only two responses. Looks like Moviebob walked into yet another L, eyes wide open.

(And, just an odd question on my behalf: Moviebob has a heart?)

Recently twitter users became very retarded and changed the meaning of ratio. Now it means "My post has more likes than yours" which is an extremely low bar to clear when your opponent isn't a clout chaser. Trying to "ratio" reply tweets by making a new tweet is also dumb trash that also makes these ratios completely meaningless, but what can you do? ...Aside from not care.

Lastly it's not even a valid idiot-style ratio if it's not even a reply to the original tweet. Making a new tweet and having your follower base jerk you off is about as much of a ratio as literally jerking yourself off is having sex.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I wanna juxtapose this:

with This:

 

[King Dead]

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Somehow he got worse...

First credit where it's due, his face isn't cast in shadow, hey, baby steps. And that is it.

Still filming himself in low res and putting the graphs in high, why are you doing that, dunno, even rinky dinky cellphones can capture 1080? The rest... fuck it, here:

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Over ten years and STILL can't frame for shit, leaving ceiling on the frame. Also, why on fuck don't you just LINK the patreon, Jesus Christ Robert, no one types URL anyomore. And no, there is no patreon link on the description, I've checked:

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but maybe it is in the home... nope:
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I'm not gonna even with the shades reflecting his computer, fhe can't even read the fucking thing without cutting mid-sentence for flubbing. But at this point, man, Robert, just give up on the fucking green screen man, you can't do it, and it is getting worse, even Soos is better than you at video producing:

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Seriously, I know you lurk this shit Robert, so here, just get some shelves, put some movies and nerd shit on it, clean up a corner on your house, pick some colored plastic to put over one of your lights and done! Just like this handsome fella:

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Also, I saw that new Rescue Rangers movie, it was shit Robert, and you have shit tastes.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: for this being Bob's supposed "job," one that he's had for well over a decade at this point, he is incredibly bad at it. You'd almost think that he could improve just through sheer brute force, that eventually he'd manage to stumble into something that worked right. But no, he's still terrible. His lighting is bad, his chroma key sucks (we can see the green outline around your chair, fatso), his video quality sucks, and his shot composition is garbage. And that's without getting into the review proper, which is undoubtedly full of awful takes that I refuse to subject myself to, if the constant run-ons in the description are any indication as to its content.

Though I am curious about how bad the movie was, so I'd appreciate your thoughts if you have the time. I don't give the Rat any of my shekels, and I had no intention of watching an edgy "look how meta we are dood pickle riiiiiiick" reboot of the fucking Rescue Rangers cartoon anyway. How bad is it?

 

[The tired cat]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: for this being Bob's supposed "job," one that he's had for well over a decade at this point, he is incredibly bad at it. You'd almost think that he could improve just through sheer brute force, that eventually he'd manage to stumble into something that worked right. But no, he's still terrible. His lighting is bad, his chroma key sucks (we can see the green outline around your chair, fatso), his video quality sucks, and his shot composition is garbage. And that's without getting into the review proper, which is undoubtedly full of awful takes that I refuse to subject myself to, if the constant run-ons in the description are any indication as to its content.

Though I am curious about how bad the movie was, so I'd appreciate your thoughts if you have the time. I don't give the Rat any of my shekels, and I had no intention of watching an edgy "look how meta we are dood pickle riiiiiiick" reboot of the fucking Rescue Rangers cartoon anyway. How bad is it?

Well, its not a reboot. But, this movie clearly wants to be a modern version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but with way more meta and this odd...like I dunno, I got this odd feeling of it also wanting to be Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. But, instead of a hardboiled detective solving a murder, you essentially have two washed up actors (Chip&Dale), trying to solve the mystery of missing toons. An ya know...on paper this concept can work...just not as a Rescue Rangers movie, like seriously you can take this script and apply it to any other faded cartoon star (heck Bonkers for example) and you'd end up having the same story.

 

[Bolo]

Though I am curious about how bad the movie was, so I'd appreciate your thoughts if you have the time. I don't give the Rat any of my shekels, and I had no intention of watching an edgy "look how meta we are dood pickle riiiiiiick" reboot of the fucking Rescue Rangers cartoon anyway. How bad is it?

*Spoilers for Rescue Rangers if you give a shit*

I have Disney + for "free" because I'm still on the mailing list of a studio I used to work with and they sent a bunch of codes for them, and I like to put on some classics on the background to work with.

Regadless, I saw Rescue Rangers and it is a Roger Rabbit wannabe, you can even say it is a sequel of sorts, with the cartoons still living in the "real world" and being called "toons". It is a cynical outlook of Hollywood, where people's dreams are chewed and spat out and Chip and Dale are yet another victms of the grind, being famous from their 90's cartoon, and now washed out. Chip resigned himself to a simple life selling insurances while Dale still holds to his past glory in hopes for a "reboot", being stuck on those pathetic "has been" booths we see on geek conventions.

So, pretty soon Chip and Dale get a call from one of their old pals from the show and they get involved with a plot about missing toons, which is about stripping toons from their parts for bootleg movies (yeah, subtle Disney).

But you know how in Roger Rabbit, both Eddie and Roger have to bond together as they uncover a mystery and each time they find a new piece for the puzzle, they go further in top the "rabbit hole" (har) just to find out the culprit in the last leg of the movie? Yeah, in Rescue Rangers you find out who the villain is on the 25 minute mark of the movie and the rest is just references and a vague plot about stopping the bootlegers.

And then we come into the real meat and potatoes of this movie, the cameos. You know that scene in Roger Rabbit that we see Daffy and Donald duck playing the piano to set up the tone of the club scene as toons being vaudevillian actors? yeah, you won't find anything as clever on Rescue Rangers, it is just pop culture humor shit that internet manchild consume, so much that the only thing people talk about this movie is that they put "Ugly Sonic" on it. HAHAHAAH SO FUNNY!!

Also, they put Tigra from the 90's avengers cartoon on it, and you know that's because someone in the production used to jerk off to her, you just know it:

And then we have more humor from 40 year olds who grew up with these cartoons, but can only use "internet humor". Hey guys remeber Gadget? what if she fucked the Fly from the show! And what if they had a bunch of mutant half mice, half fly children!!! And remeber the Fly didn't talk in the show, well in "reality" he has a deep black man's voice, ISN'T THAT FUNNY!!!!

Also there is a black woman detective that works with Chip and Dale but no one really cares.

But you know, this whole shit I've just spewed, here is the twist, those are the best part of the movie, the bad thing about the movie is the animation!!

You know how Rober Rabbit it was supposed to be the pinnacle of the animation technique directed by one of the greatest masters of all time Richard Williams, who made the animators blible:

Rescue Rangers? Fuck it, second rate CGI models and animations, and as for 2D characters? Fuck it, Disney doesn't do 2D animation anymore, that is warehouse Koreans, and even that is too expensive, so let's just 3D MODEL THIS SHIT AND CELL SHADE IT AS IF IT WAS A GODDAMNED PS3 ANIME GAME!!!!

Serious, you can see the polygonal pinch point and they even clip all over the place, not to mention when there is a scene with camera movement, the "2D" characters track super weird.

Usually the tech problem we see in these "lesser" Disney movies is just the fact that quality work is scarce, and Disney needs to keep pumping content, so they go with B and C listers for their animation while getting the quality studios to work on their big blockbusters.

But this shit is really bad, Rescue Rangers and that god awfull CGI on the She-Hulk shit? I wonder if Disney isn't hurting for cash and tightening the belt for these productions.

But yeah, Rescue Rangers is pretty shit, don't watch it. Watch Roger Rabbit.

 

[Positron]

Hey guys remeber Gadget? what if she fucked the Fly from the show! And what if they had a bunch of mutant half mice, half fly children!

I was about to ask if Gadget is in it. And so that's why the virgin 30-something nerds that are this shit's target audience don't mention Gadget.

 

[Bolo]

I was about to ask if Gadget us in it. And so that's why the virgin 30-something nerds that are this shit's target audience don't mention Gadget.

She is in the movie for 5 minutes tops. The rest is just mentioning her and the joke she fucked the Fly.

Seriously, the only thing of note of this movie is the bad 3D cell animation and Ugly Sonic.

Internet meme culture was a mistake.

 

[BubbleButt]

She is in the movie for 5 minutes tops

I think I'm gonna be sick