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Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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Keep telling yourself that when a man hasn't volunteered to date you since 2018.
How long since your last non paid date fled the scene?
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Knock it the fuck off with the Biba, you fat, piggy toe-splayed piece of shit.
You ain't Pat Ast. You could NEVER.
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A lot of men couldn’t handle a strong, sexy, body positive kween like Tess. They’re intimidated by her, obvi.
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Tess only ever gets crumbs- in fashion, in her work, in love, everything.
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First I was concerned how low that towel went. But when you realize how much lower her tiddies go..... wow.
Ryann, if you weren't such a raging thundercunt to work with, maybe you'd get more work/dates/real friends. Oh but nevermind, it's never your fault, is it? It's the cruel fatphobic world.
Also why do they all post the potatohead videos? She looks like a fat dude in some angles.
Ryann, if you weren't such a raging thundercunt to work with, maybe you'd get more work/dates/real friends. Oh but nevermind, it's never your fault, is it? It's the cruel fatphobic world.
Also why do they all post the potatohead videos? She looks like a fat dude in some angles.
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Tess' tits are really fucking nasty. You can fool yourself into thinking they're three dimensional because they're large and seem to stick out, but she has long, wide pancake titties.
It's really obvious in this video.
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There's a REAL supermodel by the name of Paulina Porizkova, who is in Europe right now, and she's promoting her friend's work helping out refugee children and their families.
We get Tess, wrapped in a tent, saying she's not going to accept crumbs because she fat.
Don't be like Tess.
Be like Paulina.
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What do you mean, they could be twins!
ALL MY APOLOGIES to Paulina Porizkova, who is absolutely stunning and actually seems like a good, kind person, and who could fit in Tess four times over.
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you reminded me that she and ric got divorced
( love is dead. paulina pls call me- Joined
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Why is she always just in a bra in her car? On her way to a “date”?
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That three minutes makeup fail was the hardest workout she's done in years. She even complained that her arms were aching after two minutes of makeup application.
Normal women have a three to five minutes makeup routine for work, Ryann. It's not challenging, you just don't do a fucking full face of concealer-only coverage.
A three minute makeup is eyebrows, face tint, slight eyeliner and mascara. Not everyone needs a 5-shade concealer routine to even START.
Her skin is a wreck.
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girl....
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Tess only gets crumbs because she ate the rest of the cake.
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"[Fat people] have been hypersexualized" "They wanted to fuck me" "I have been celibate, purposefully, for a year and a half"
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Not divorced, but they were separated at the time of his death.you reminded me that she and ric got divorced
She was still living in the family home and taking care of him when he died.
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I'm just going to leave this here. You're absolutely correct.
There is also one thing, that bothers me - why is her skin so greasy? In one of the make up videos above she looks like she smeared lard all over her face.