Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Lemmingwise]

Fast forward a month. A ton of shit has happened, much of it either directly or indirectly as a result of Nick letting Ralph hitch his wagon to AF. AF has basically imploded. The name “Nick Fuentes” is now almost universally maligned by both the Right and Left. The shitposters and meme-makers are now making fun of Nick for being a fed, catboy, incel, homosexual cum detective. But Ralph is actually in about the same position he was before Nick co-signed him—pulling about 600-700 viewers. Ralph only broke even, and Nick lost the house.

And Nick lost his best friend, Jaden. Which would be sad, if he didn't deserve it so badly.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Ralph has been secretly seething about Nick ever since he called him disgusting during the Metokur debate. The fact that he hasn’t taken the pledge yet is proof enough that he fully intends to betray him when the time is right.

This is what Ralph does. If he thinks he still has something to gain from being friendly with you he will suck up to you endlessly. But he’s always keeping tabs. Every time you didn’t Gunt guard hard enough, every time you laughed at a joke at his expense, every time you even so much as spoke to one of his blood enemies. It all goes in the Gunt’s book of grudges.

Then the moment you’re no longer useful to him he turns on you. All it takes is one spark and it all comes out at once. A seething ragepiggy meltdown that burns down the bridge.

Nick better hope that Ralph didn’t learn anything about the inner workings of AF that he’d rather not be made public. Because there’s absolutely no way he’ll respect an NDA when he gets a’hollerin.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph they're fucking with your money and career.
You made AF. You can't let them treat you like this.
Go get them.

Ralph was crying in his studio after getting a whoopin' from his Internet Dad when Nick rode in on a white horse and saved his entire career. Do you remember how high he was flyin gon Odysee when Warski and PPP pulled the rug out from under him? Gunt would have less than 100 viewers by now if wasn't for Nick. It's fine if he doesn't bend the knee. I know it's not the Ralphamale way, but he has to accept that his place in this sektur is over. His chance to save it would be to box Warski, but the excuses are already flying. It's a scary thing to fight a man in a fair match when you're only used to yelling at your sickly mother and hollerin' over autists on the internet. Accepting would almost guarantee his Tonka moment and declining without bending the knee to Nick Fuentes and America First consigns him to oblivion.

Ralph has the choice between submission and self-destruction. The Path of the Gunt is a perilous one.

 

[Down At The Farms]

Did Fuentes explicitly demand pledges? Cause if so, that would really piss off Ralph. If not, I can still see how just the thought of yielding to Fuentes down the line must torment him. His ego can’t take having to bow to someone 13 years his junior, and knowing inside he hitched his wagon to AF because he has no where else to go and he longed for acceptance.

Perhaps Ralph is just starting to realize just how lame and insecure the AF movement is and is having second thoughts. In any case, Ralphamale vs. Fuentes would be great content.

 

[Beef Elemental]

This is not good. What other options does Ralph have? Go crawling back to Odysee? Without cozy the retort is effectively aborted. If Ralph fucks this up we lose our piggy. Ralph knows this. He has to pledge. It is not a choice. Hopefully by the time AF fully implodes there will be another platform but until then Ralph better keep his head down and eat whatever shit is demanded of him.

 

[break these cuffs]

This is not good. What other options does Ralph have? Go crawling back to Odysee? Without cozy the retort is effectively aborted. If Ralph fucks this up we lose our piggy. Ralph knows this. He has to pledge. It is not a choice. Hopefully by the time AF fully implodes there will be another platform but until then Ralph better keep his head down and eat whatever shit is demanded of him.

Ralph just talked to Secure Server and killstream.tv will be back in two weeks!

 

[ᴁxlu$ive]

Looks like June might be a good chance for Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes or perhaps July.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looks like June might be a good chance for Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes or perhaps July.

“July just feels white! Something you’re not Fuentes you fucking Mexican day laborer. Why don’t you get me a taco you bitch midget” -Ethan Ralph

 

[Miller]

>tfw you live long enough to see Ralph overthrow Fuentes and become the kang of the groypers/catboys.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

He is burning those bridges faster than he burns through money.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Based Ralph, DON'T TAKE LOYALTY PLEDGES FOR FAGGOTS!!!! (like Nick Fuentes)

 

[Zilortha]

Did Fuentes explicitly demand pledges? Cause if so, that would really piss off Ralph. If not, I can still see how just the thought of yielding to Fuentes down the line must torment him. His ego can’t take having to bow to someone 13 years his junior, and knowing inside he hitched his wagon to AF because he has no where else to go and he longed for acceptance.

Perhaps Ralph is just starting to realize just how lame and insecure the AF movement is and is having second thoughts. In any case, Ralphamale vs. Fuentes would be great content.

Not that I know of. But Ralph would never do it either way.
I can just imagine him screaming about it...

"I MADE YOU NICK!! You came up through the Killstream circuit! If it wasn't for me, no one would know who you are, fucker!"

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I read this in Ralph's voice and it sounds exactly like something he would say.

Hollerin Ralph or fucked up on xannies Ralph?

 

[trickyzerg23]

Hollerin Ralph or fucked up on xannies Ralph?

Xanax, when consumed at the levels Gunt consumes it, typically leads to paradoxical reactions: extreme agitation, uncontrollable rage, and amnesia, followed by stupor and catatonia if the dose is sufficiently powerful.

Gunt is experiencing a continuous paradoxical reaction of escalating severity. There's only so much one liver can do. When the enzymes hasten to process the liquor, the Xanax seizes control of the bloodstream. And as the enzymes hasten to process the benzos, the liquor catalyzes the fermentation of heart, mind, and soul.

Through successive and unending administration of alcohol and pills, with cannabis serving as the leaven, there has been a metastatic pickling and paralysis of El Thumbo:

He has no mouth, and he must scream.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Once Ralph hollers over Fuentes, will Dingo come crawling back for the 37th time?

 

[Hazel Motes]

Ralph just talked to Secure Server and killstream.tv will be back in two weeks!

I heard Twitch was offering him a $100,000 contract. Someone make sure to let the Aylawgs and Nick know about it.

 

[LemonParty]

I've been told by a reliable source that Ralph has all the most scandalous dirt on Fuentes. He got all this damning blackmail from a very reputable person (who has never lied to him before) so we all know this serious.

NICK FUENTES ON SUICIDE WATCH!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I used to think Fuentes would burn the bridge first, but now I think Ralph will do it. I’ll explain.

For perspective, go back about about a month ago to shortly before Nick began gunt guarding in earnest. Ralph was still reeling from getting blown out by Jim, Kino Casino was dunking on him weekly, his bowling event was a laughing stock of the internet, his views were consistently under 1k, and everyone was calling him a rapist. To top it all off, Dick Masterson was being distant toward Ralph, even inviting Metokur on TDS. Ralph wasn’t getting the validation he needed from his usual internet daddies, or his audience. You could see the desperation on Ralph’s face.

But that all changed when Nick, for reasons that elude me, started essentially co-signing Ethan Ralph. At that point in time, the AF brand was much stronger than it currently is, in part because many Groypers still had illusions about AF being a conservative political movement. Of course AF was struggling, and there was drama behind the scenes, but overall Nick’s brand was still a million times healthier than Ralph’s brand. Remember, unlike Ralph, Nick has charisma, and there were people who actually gave a shit what Nick had to say. So when Nick endorsed Ralph’s petty misbehavior (abusing DMCA takedowns), it was like giving water to a man dying of thirst. That was all the validation Ralph needed to begin his manic cycle again. From Ralph’s perspective, Nick had the appearance of a shiny new internet daddy.

It’s pretty obvious what Ralph stood to gain from that transaction. But what did Nick expect to gain for someone as universally reviled as Ralph? The fallout was almost instantaneous. People who were favorable or on the fence about AF felt compelled to disavow. Nick then made the stupidest decision of his life and started attacking Ralph’s enemies. Ralph, of course, has a massive collection of enemies (biggest in the sector), and they’ve pretty much all been radicalized by Ralph’s antagonistic tendencies. Most notably, Nick started attacking Mister Metokur—a guy who is funnier, smarter, more quick-witted, and more popular than Nick. They had a debate in which Jim humiliated “Nick the Knife” like no one has before. I won’t rehash that episode here. Suffice to say Nick basically exposed himself as a painfully unfunny fraud and a hypocrite.

Fast forward a month. A ton of shit has happened, much of it either directly or indirectly as a result of Nick letting Ralph hitch his wagon to AF. AF has basically imploded. The name “Nick Fuentes” is now almost universally maligned by both the Right and Left. The shitposters and meme-makers are now making fun of Nick for being a fed, catboy, incel, homosexual cum detective. But Ralph is actually in about the same position he was before Nick co-signed him—pulling about 600-700 viewers. Ralph only broke even, and Nick lost the house.

In short, Ralph is gonna realize that he didn’t need Nick. He could have pulled those same 600-700 viewers all by himself. And when Ralph doesn’t need you, it’s just a matter of time until he tells you so.

Nick made a massive mistake by jumping into bed with Gunt. The fallout since they joined forces has been amazing to behold. It’s been way worse for AF because this downward spiral is just par for the course for gunt but now Nick is riding the rage pig into the online rodeo.

I think when Nick’s boy generals were fleeing he decided he need to replace them with new bodyguards and prepare for inevitable fallout online. Whoever he chose had to have some online following, he couldn’t just chose some random incels in his cult, he needed guys who could be considered peers. His choices were very, very limited because he’s a the toxic racist misogynistic leader of incels. He really could only pick from the slime at the bottom of the barrel he’s stuck in, guys even more desperate than himself - BA and Ralph. (The hobbit has always licked his Kayne boots)

Nick was convinced the KC and KF were the cause of all his woes so aligning with the other main targets of KC seemed like an obvious choice. Nick’s ego is huge, he would never bother to read much about Gunt’s history, and anything he might have heard that was troubling he was willing to let Gunt hand wave it away with “fan fiction” and haters. I think Nick now realizes all the gossip about Gunt was true but it’s too late.

Nick has the one thing that Gunt and BA are desperate for - money. Thankfully Nick is very stingy. If Gunt and BA don’t see some financial rewards for joining the AF they won’t stick around very long.

I think Nick now clearly sees the Gunt is a giant liability, but publicly burning the bridge would only make matters worse. Not letting Gunt inflate his numbers on Cozy is one way to push him away.

I’m also hoping that Gunt now sees any implied financial incentive isn’t going to happen because that will allow the rage pig out of his pen.

I tend to think Nick will try to passively aggressively bump the Gunt but the Gunt will not take that quietly.

Gunt will realize Nick is trying to quietly ostracize him and flip out. The only way Gunt would behave is if Nick paid for his silence.

I really have to thank Nick. I never cared about AF or took much of an interest in it. But Nick deciding to entwine AF’s fortunes with the biggest prize dairy producing lolcow on the internet was just the plot twist I needed to get hooked. I used to get bored when KC dwelt on AF drama, but now I’m a fan. KC recognized the lolcow universe that was about to be born.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Gunt possibly burning another bridge. Nothing new for him.

 

[The First Fag]

I think it might be Fuentes that turns first. During the Kino Casino interview, it was mentioned several times that Fagentes holds no loyalty to anyone but himself, even if he they provide him a tangible benefit (more clout, more money, catbois, etc.). Someone like Ralph. As far as I can see, Ralph doesn't provide any benefit to anyone beyond that of a mindless hound that will attack if pointed to as well as a built-in fall guy. Even then, he doesn't do that well and he is a massive millstone around the neck of anyone he associates with. Part of me really doesn't think Nick will put up with his shit anymore ESPECIALLY after the disaster that was the Metokur debate where he functionally and completely debased himself for next to nothing. I don't think Nick is dumb enough to keep going with something this toxic, if only because the rewards are outweighed by the risks and pitfalls.