These reaction streams contain potential golddust. I more or less assumed they'd be nothingburgers, and they kinda were, but I overlooked his complete lack of self-awareness.
*cried and blamed his alcoholism to get out of a beating.
You can tell it was a dream when it involves Phil, effort and actual humor - since everyone knows he plays these games and is a victim of them and probably would get a lot of attention, yes.
Hes so stupid and prideful he can always be baited into contradicting himself. Anytime someone in chat implies hes poor he will go on a rant flexing about his success and profitable business, then unironically pivot into a beg segment.
He'll regularly do the "everything went wrong on youtube" whine hint hint several times a week, if not a day, on youtube to this very day. He'd do exactly the same on Twitch, again, just like he used to occasionally about the streaming fidelity story of "everything went wrong on Twitch" on Twitch itself too. Anywhere he can appear he will appear, to beg for the gacha pull funds.
Your theory isn't a theory, it's a fact, you just have used the wrong definitions of "detractors" and "whales". One can't be a detractor whale, they're a fan in denial and just a whale for a pigroach.
Susan can't take $60 from a credit card fraud that you're not authorized to send in the first place. That's an example of a defrauded $60 (actual final total was $120) to Susan and the rest to the pigroach with all the risk on the site, I'm absolutely sure Youtube couldn't wait to step into the bag holding spot of the middleman just like Twitch before them, oh wait, that's right, Twitch removed the ability to fraud charge subscriptions to Phil too last spring, didn't they now? Guess they got tired of the federal crimes being committed daily bank fraud just like youtube will be shortly...
he ain't touching it.
Love how pigroach's arms atrophied so much that they don't even look anatomically correct anymore.
It’s not a fetish. The fat tard is just still living in 2008 when toilet humor peaked. Phil has made these same AVGN ripoff comments for over a decade now.
Nah he is a poop enjoyer, just like the other famous pig on this site.
It would be an exact retread of the rabbit hole reaction. He'll take responsibility for Past Phil's mistakes because Present Phil is a different person, he'll say he was an asshole and an idiot and that's basically it.
While the above is certainly true, recently I've been wondering if his very obvious apology fetish all stems from the crying apology he had to give someone else to stop him getting his ass kicked.
On the contrary, it was the casino that got felted by being cut off from the bountiful, robust open wallet that is The Recluse of Renton - Most Beloved PigRoach of Baphomet.
Yeah Jaha, more like Haha please-dont-beat-me-up.
Yeah having the goals be realistically obtainable that way makes him give some sort of option for a begging.
How do his arms look so weak and gross? For fucks sake phil, you're only 40 years old. Skeletons have more muscle than phil.Love how pigroach's arms atrophied so much that they don't even look anatomically correct anymore.
His forearm is fucking thicker than his upper arm now, sad!
I mean I was high when I came up on that idea. But looking back it doesn't seem impossible. I know other detractors do other lolcows like Wingo.
SBM was the first one to notice Phil's incessant rocking on prestream, without camera, purely by noticing the audio change as he moved closer and farther from the mic. Whether he is 1000% blind or not I don't know, but he definitely has enhanced blindman hearing. I don't think he's a fake.
Daredevil confirmed?
If so, he can offer Phail free legal representation to go after the ebil trollz.
