Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

Lou has the WORST luck of anyone imaginable. Breaking keyboards, mouses, airpods, almost monthly. In my entire life I have broken exactly 0 of these things, but he can't seem to go without breaking everything he owns more than a few months.

I would ask why Lou needs specifically 25$ keyboards monthly but I am personally theorizing that he,if he isn't breaking them out of terrible negligence or anger, using the $25 to commission yet another artist. 25$ is the average he looks for in commissions, and always sketches for some reason. There are keyboards that cost under $20 that should work fine enough for Lou, I think?

If Lou is ending up with broken keyboards, perhaps he should heed Mr. E's advice and actually stop interacting with those who keep making Lou break his keyboard? Let's of course pay a lot of mind towards the fact that Lou's fingers are too fat for whatever keyboard he has and laugh at him being fat and I would not have sex with him.

and Lou broke his keyboard, needs money. HIS HANDS ARE TOO FAT.

Amazon Discount seems to be a rather telling factor: Lou is still paying for Amazon Prime in spite of being poor? That shit isn't cheap if you have to beg for money and would be among one of the first things I would cut off if I had to rely on internet begging for income, but that's personally just me.

 

[Solid Snek]

Short post, but just in case he deletes this too:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1527067681425395713

https://archive.ph/WmVgW

Lou made a new Reddit account (identity unknown), and got permabanned in two days.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Lou has the WORST luck of anyone imaginable. Breaking keyboards, mouses, airpods, almost monthly. In my entire life I have broken exactly 0 of these things, but he can't seem to go without breaking everything he owns more than a few months.

I've had the same keyboard for 5 years even the AA batteries have only died like 3 times.

Considering he is a genuine sped, he probably tard rages over twitter and snaps it right in half like a massive fat toddler.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Short post, but just in case he deletes this too:
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1527067681425395713

https://archive.ph/WmVgW

Lou made a new Reddit account (identity unknown), and got permabanned in two days.

"how could I break any rules in two days"
Gee Lou, it's almost as if your behavior that you deem respectable on Twitter is actually unacceptable regardless of political affiliation. The only reason why Lou hasn't been banned on Twitter yet is because if someone reports a Twitter account, it is literally impossible for Twitter to work at the speed at which Lou deletes his tweets after saying something like "you should kill yourself if you have ptsd" after some sort of argument about capeshit.

That, and it's ultimately almost impossible to accurately HWID/MAC ban Lou considering that this is the one benefit of Lou's addiction to buying new devices.

 

[Solid Snek]

That, and it's ultimately almost impossible to accurately HWID/MAC ban Lou considering that this is the one benefit of Lou's addiction to buying new devices.

Huh.

You know, that's something I hadn't considered before, but it's actually kind of brilliant.

I really don't think Lou is desperate, or tech-saavy, enough to be treating iPads as burners in order to evade MAC bans, but it could be one of those serendipitous evolutionary accidents that changes an organism's entire life strategy, and saves it from going extinct.

 

[0 0]

Library woes + Lou lost his wallet.
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Be funny if the MAGAt finds it and returns it to him.


Politics! Mostly hornyposting to Fettermania and a belated acknowledgement of a black lady...
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but also some Nazis and Margaret Thatcher hate at the end. Didn't Mick Foley already quit Twitter...?
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Assorted lifestyle posts; Lou the Boomer, animals > people, MLP sperging, and Lou demands $200 from Mr E, even though the bet was for him to not delete stuff for one month, and he hasn't even managed one week.
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(People who follow CWC may notice that Lou is now clearly siding with Putin and jeopardizing The Merge.)


Shitload of Tells; u for ur, ugliness, dating/friendship advice, somebody asks him about that podcast that mocked him a page ago, and series of uncomfortable questions result in him SEETHING AND SCREAMING INTO THE VOID:
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Getting Ghosted by Boozy, Marx, and Godbear:
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Comic stuff; Batman or something, and Lou picks a fight over She-Hulk
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https://archive.ph/vivlK

Poor kid has no idea what he's stumbled into here.


And finally, the most important updates; existential fursona stuff, and a prelude to the upcoming June Begpostapalooza:
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https://archive.ph/wRFDI https://archive.ph/BUJqs
and Lou broke his keyboard, needs money. HIS HANDS ARE TOO FAT.
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https://archive.ph/sZKFi -edit- lol, motherfucker deleted it just as I was archiving it. RESET THE ONE MONTH COUNTER.

Louis doesn't realize this is actually a clever answer.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I hate Lous Tells. He never seems like he wants to answer any of them, so why does he do it. What kind of questions does he want to answer?

"What's the easiest way to open up my wallet and give you my hard earned cash?" is the question he's fishing for. Not that he'll ever find anyone who genuinely wants an answer to that.

Did anything in particular even inspire this, or did Louie just decide it's time to delete everything?

I'm guessing that given he pulled the "up front" part of the $200 out of thin air, he also thinks that any tweets posted before the deal don't count either. Lou clearly doesn't understand how conditions work.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Be funny if the MAGAt finds it and returns it to him.

Hmmm, I wonder if this "lost wallet" will become a big emergency that requires extra money from the pay piggies?

I wish he would say how exactly he came to the conclusion that this "MAGAt" (I fucking love when people say that by the way. I know it's supposed to be like "maggot" but it so clearly sounds like a play on faggot that I'm surprised it's even an acceptable thing to say without being canceled.) has infiltrated his library. I would die of happiness if he stopped going there because of it. But I'm sure he'll just whine about it on Twitter about how he's a victim, as per usual.

Also, while I'm on the topic, I really hope he doesn't actually wind up volunteering there. (He's a lazy fuck so it would never happen anyhow, but still...) He would be the worst kind of volunteer. He'd never shut up about it, he'd act like he owned the place, and on top of it, he'd do zero work. I've heard some serious horror stories about public library volunteers. Like creepy dudes fetishizing the female staff to gross faggots like Lou saying questionable shit to child patrons about gender bullshit and then threatening a lawsuit and to have the place labeled homo/transphobic after being asked not to return. Gotta be wary of those who offer to work for free, they are always getting something out of it...

 

[The Dude]

Hmmm, I wonder if this "lost wallet" will become a big emergency that requires extra money from the pay piggies?

I wish he would say how exactly he came to the conclusion that this "MAGAt" (I fucking love when people say that by the way. I know it's supposed to be like "maggot" but it so clearly sounds like a play on faggot that I'm surprised it's even an acceptable thing to say without being canceled.) has infiltrated his library. I would die of happiness if he stopped going there because of it. But I'm sure he'll just whine about it on Twitter about how he's a victim, as per usual.

Also, while I'm on the topic, I really hope he doesn't actually wind up volunteering there. (He's a lazy fuck so it would never happen anyhow, but still...) He would be the worst kind of volunteer. He'd never shut up about it, he'd act like he owned the place, and on top of it, he'd do zero work. I've heard some serious horror stories about public library volunteers. Like creepy dudes fetishizing the female staff to gross faggots like Lou saying questionable shit to child patrons about gender bullshit and then threatening a lawsuit and to have the place labeled homo/transphobic after being asked not to return. Gotta be wary of those who offer to work for free, they are always getting something out of it...

Well, of course the "lost wallet" is just another setup towards yet another "emergency" that Louie needs other people's money to pay for. I thought that was pretty self-evident. Louie is pretty predictable because he goes through the same cycle over and over and over again.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Well, of course the "lost wallet" is just another setup towards yet another "emergency" that Louie needs other people's money to pay for. I thought that was pretty self-evident. Louie is pretty predictable because he goes through the same cycle over and over and over again.

Lou had already tried this too with the "my mom lost her wallet" grift too. I do however wonder the logic behind "I lost my wallet, please give me money even though I played with the idea that someone stole my wallet" is.

 

[The Dude]

Lou had already tried this too with the "my mom lost her wallet" grift too. I do however wonder the logic behind "I lost my wallet, please give me money even though I played with the idea that someone stole my wallet" is.

One thing that occurred to me lately about Louie's grifting and his claims of being trans: Louie has rarely (if ever) asked for money to pay for anything gender affirming (something that helps a trans person feel like the gender they believe they are). I have known a few real trans people (real meaning they honestly believe they should be the opposite gender) in my life, and for real trans people gender affirmation is extremely important. Things like clothing, makeup, medical care...anything to help them actually feel like they are the gender they believe they are. The trans people I knew would at least wear panties and a bra secretly under their male clothing when they were living with family who would not support them being out as trans, because that affirmation was so important to them. Yet I can't ever think of a single moment where Louie has asked for help buying anything "gender affirming" beyond some performative (and plausibly deniable) items like blankets and How Wheels that were Wonder Woman themed. He just never thinks about it, probably because he's just a normal (sorta) CIS male who is only lying about being a tranny for the GriftBux.

 

[JaneThough]

Well, of course the "lost wallet" is just another setup towards yet another "emergency" that Louie needs other people's money to pay for. I thought that was pretty self-evident. Louie is pretty predictable because he goes through the same cycle over and over and over again.

If I were a Good Samaritan watching this, and believed Lou, I’d approach him to be like “hey so you have a lot of hardships that seem to weigh on you. Here are some resources for people in your position I hope it helps” and Lou would then bite their head off for daring to suggest a food bank or section 8 or whatever else because HES A SCAMMER. Anyone who’s so poor they are having to beg for money to make ends meet would jump at the chance to not have to do that anymore. Anyone who lives their life begging is 100% a scammer and should be called out.

Lou is the worst kind because he adopts the identity of a vulnerable group then shuts down any and all criticism.

 

[Spoonomancer]

One thing that occurred to me lately about Louie's grifting and his claims of being trans: Louie has rarely (if ever) asked for money to pay for anything gender affirming (something that helps a trans person feel like the gender they believe they are). I have known a few real trans people (real meaning they honestly believe they should be the opposite gender) in my life, and for real trans people gender affirmation is extremely important. Things like clothing, makeup, medical care...anything to help them actually feel like they are the gender they believe they are. The trans people I knew would at least wear panties and a bra secretly under their male clothing when they were living with family who would not support them being out as trans, because that affirmation was so important to them. Yet I can't ever think of a single moment where Louie has asked for help buying anything "gender affirming" beyond some performative (and plausibly deniable) items like blankets and How Wheels that were Wonder Woman themed. He just never thinks about it, probably because he's just a normal (sorta) CIS male who is only lying about being a tranny for the GriftBux.

I think Lou also has a trans flag? It's in one of the more recent photos he took and posted to Twitter, but these photos are quite literally a hundred or more pages ago so I don't remember which page these photos are on at this point.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou's fingers are too fat

to have sex with him?

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Louis doesn't realize this is actually a clever answer.

The statement is 'what someone said to you', not the other way around.

Lou had already tried this too with the "my mom lost her wallet" grift too. I do however wonder the logic behind "I lost my wallet, please give me money even though I played with the idea that someone stole my wallet" is.

The first question is why he would need a wallet to begin with.

 

[Stoner Bambi]

The first question is why he would need a wallet to begin with.

This was my thought as well. If he's so poor and has so little money then what does he need a fucking wallet for?

Unless he's afraid of losing his library card or whatever in the abyssal chasms that are his pants pockets.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Amazon Discount seems to be a rather telling factor: Lou is still paying for Amazon Prime in spite of being poor? That shit isn't cheap if you have to beg for money and would be among one of the first things I would cut off if I had to rely on internet begging for income, but that's personally just me.

The tell here that he has prime isn't the "Amazon Discount," it's the fact that shipping is free for an order under $35 (and at the bottom of the image, it says right there that "Prime shipping benefits have been applied to your order." It's been obvious for a long time that he has prime, he wouldn't bother ordering from Amazon so much otherwise.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Amazon Prime currently $119/year last I renewed. You get prime music and video as well.

 

[KingFrampt]

What do you guys think the upcoming 'big ask' is for?

 

[Vampirella]

What do you guys think the upcoming 'big ask' is for?

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So how many days will it be before he shows off his new avatar, I mean dog treats.

 

[Solid Snek]

I think Lou also has a trans flag? It's in one of the more recent photos he took and posted to Twitter, but these photos are quite literally a hundred or more pages ago so I don't remember which page these photos are on at this point.

I didn't see any trans flag in this batch, nor in the Fan of Horrors series, but I'm sure there were others.


Undaunted by his DNA tests, Lou continues to search for his imaginary Irish ancestors:

https://archive.ph/bb6kG

Apparently Lou's descended from Finn McCool now. Who'd have thunk?


Plus Deletion Saga seething:

https://archive.ph/EbbY2

Obvious post, but for any readers just jumping into this; Mr E is correct. He never said he'd pay "up front", just that he'd pay Lou if Lou could go a month without deleting stuff. Also, the second post reads like it was sent by a different party (possibly an ex-friend who's been blocked?), but of course, Lou assumes that it's all one person.


Still no word on why Lou DFE'd, but rumors are spreading that Lou is a white supremacist:

https://archive.ph/QX5IC

Not sure why he included a post about Ninja Turtles, but OK.


Finally, another "Lou is an asshole to a customer support team" for your collection; this time, he's angry at the Pittsburgh Pirates Youtube channel for not providing him with a boomer-proof way of listening to the radio:

https://archive.ph/mZRZL

I highly doubt anyone on the Pittsburgh Pirates social media team reads this thread, but if you do? If you could respond with one of Lou's beloved "Karening Intensifies" gifs, that'd be marvelous thanks.