Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
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I don't think he'll turn on Der Purrher just yet, but I do think he'll soon have to choose between his internet daddies.

Just like Lord Baby Jesus Christ (is king) said: a servant cannot have two masters, and in that vein no piglet can have two internet daddies.

Nick or Dick, who will he pick to be his daddy for 2022?
 
I think it might be Fuentes that turns first. During the Kino Casino interview, it was mentioned several times that Fagentes holds no loyalty to anyone but himself, even if he they provide him a tangible benefit (more clout, more money, catbois, etc.). Someone like Ralph. As far as I can see, Ralph doesn't provide any benefit to anyone beyond that of a mindless hound that will attack if pointed to as well as a built-in fall guy. Even then, he doesn't do that well and he is a massive millstone around the neck of anyone he associates with. Part of me really doesn't think Nick will put up with his shit anymore ESPECIALLY after the disaster that was the Metokur debate where he functionally and completely debased himself for next to nothing. I don't think Nick is dumb enough to keep going with something this toxic, if only because the rewards are outweighed by the risks and pitfalls.
The metokur debate was one of the stupidest decisions Nick could have made. I’d love to know what led to him agreeing to do it. I have no doubt Ralph convinced him that he could totally take on Jim in a debate and when he won he would get to wear the most glorious crown and be lauded. Jim’s huge audience would be won over by zoomer Nick, leaving Jim in the dust.

I think Ralph really sold him on this terrible idea and Nick’s giant ego bought it hook, line and sinker. Nick made the retarded plan very obvious when he told Jim he was there to kill his career. Nick really believed he could do it. Seeing how terribly it all panned out has been incredibly enjoyable. It’s been nothing but a nose dive into deeper rancid shit ever since that night.
 
The metokur debate was one of the stupidest decisions Nick could have made. I’d love to know what led to him agreeing to do it. I have no doubt Ralph convinced him that he could totally take on Jim in a debate and when he won he would get to wear the most glorious crown and be lauded. Jim’s huge audience would be won over by zoomer Nick, leaving Jim in the dust.

I think Ralph really sold him on this terrible idea and Nick’s giant ego bought it hook, line and sinker. Nick made the retarded plan very obvious when he told Jim he was there to kill his career. Nick really believed he could do it. Seeing how terribly it all panned out has been incredibly enjoyable. It’s been nothing but a nose dive into deeper rancid shit ever since that night.
Nick has a huge ego, but unlike Ralph I don't think he is so unhinged as to not realise when he has to correct his course. Hence, him recently saying he wants to avoid drama.

This was part of the deal with Ralph, Nick protects him and provides him with a cadre of people who he can pretend are his friends whilst Ralph is Nicks attack dog.

Nick, having had to deal with the feds and some left-wing quangos probably thought that he was untouchable - or at the very least, any sort of backlash would have been comparable to his experience of being on the no fly zone, Louis Theroux, getting kicked out of College...

However he was wrong, and the optics are so fucked and so funny that he is clearly looking for an out. Ralph was more than Nicky could chew. Lol.
 
This is not good. What other options does Ralph have? Go crawling back to Odysee? Without cozy the retort is effectively aborted. If Ralph fucks this up we lose our piggy. Ralph knows this. He has to pledge. It is not a choice. Hopefully by the time AF fully implodes there will be another platform but until then Ralph better keep his head down and eat whatever shit is demanded of him.
Guys couldn’t we start up a little streaming platform for the Gunt? We can’t let our prize pig-sow risk having to get a real job and relinquish his Sektur.
 
Guys couldn’t we start up a little streaming platform for the Gunt? We can’t let our prize pig-sow risk having to get a real job and relinquish his Sektur.
He could easily transition to a self-hosted podcast without video feed and just tell you which tucker clip/photo of young women to look at alongside him.
 
The metokur debate was one of the stupidest decisions Nick could have made. I’d love to know what led to him agreeing to do it. I have no doubt Ralph convinced him that he could totally take on Jim in a debate and when he won he would get to wear the most glorious crown and be lauded. Jim’s huge audience would be won over by zoomer Nick, leaving Jim in the dust.

I think Ralph really sold him on this terrible idea and Nick’s giant ego bought it hook, line and sinker. Nick made the retarded plan very obvious when he told Jim he was there to kill his career. Nick really believed he could do it. Seeing how terribly it all panned out has been incredibly enjoyable. It’s been nothing but a nose dive into deeper rancid shit ever since that night.
My schizo theory is that that debate was a sort of deal for Ralph's "loyalty" (or rather continued partnership). As was mentioned by Josh during the Corn Harvest with Ade and PPP, Ralph is a very tit-for-every-tat kind of guy in spite of any claims he makes to the contrary. The "Gunt's Law of Equvalent Exchange", if you will. If you want him to do something for you (why the fuck you would want him doing anything for you is beyond me), you gotta do something for him. He doesn't do it for free. He's not Gator (even though Gator didn't do it for free either). You really wanna get under his skin via Superchat? You better pay more than $3. You want me to be your attack hog? You better debate Dabby Jim and make an ass of yourself doing it and excuse my shitty behavior.

The Gunt is like a daemon, and not just in terms of appearance and behavior. If you want him to do something, you must give up something of equal value and be careful what you wish for. And by the time you're considering using his "services", you've already fucked up.
 
Here is my nostradamus divination for you.

Nick will cause the break by accident.
Some superchat on some stream, potentially even his own, will ask him about Faith and Ralph not being able to see Xander.
Nick will react apprehensively and say something like "I don't know about that. It might not get to him as much as you think, I mean he signed a document and kinda paper-aborted the kid and he's happy with May and Rozanne now anyway..."
Then one of Ralph's fans or trolls (who also pose as fans) will send Ralph a clip of what Nick said and he will either make a series of tweets that involves calling Nick a two-faced snake or he will do so live on the killstream.
Nick will try to make amends and then Ralph will do something extreme like getting Nick banned somewhere or do the same poster shit he talked about doing with Gator.
And in response for lack of an option by this point, Nick will kick him off Cozy and that will be that.
 
Here is my nostradamus divination for you.

Nick will cause the break by accident.
Some superchat on some stream, potentially even his own, will ask him about Faith and Ralph not being able to see Xander.
Nick will react apprehensively and say something like "I don't know about that. It might not get to him as much as you think, I mean he signed a document and kinda paper-aborted the kid and he's happy with May and Rozanne now anyway..."
Then one of Ralph's fans or trolls (who also pose as fans) will send Ralph a clip of what Nick said and he will either make a series of tweets that involves calling Nick a two-faced snake or he will do so live on the killstream.
Nick will try to make amends and then Ralph will do something extreme like getting Nick banned somewhere or do the same poster shit he talked about doing with Gator.
And in response for lack of an option by this point, Nick will kick him off Cozy and that will be that.
I dunno bro. Nick seems like the kind of guy who will talk shit about anyone behind their backs, if Simon and Jaden are any indication. Who knows if he'll do it just cuz he's tired of the Gunt's actions? It'll be funny either way.
 
I’m speculating that Ralph is counting on hate donations that drama brings. It’s pretty much a few bridges a week and rehashing old ones. Nick will probably be his last gambit if it doesn’t open up more opportunities. He’s resigned himself to be the “villain” as long as he gets his hate money.

I wonder what his monthly drug expenses are? His trips to DC are becoming more frequent.
 
I’m speculating that Ralph is counting on hate donations that drama brings. It’s pretty much a few bridges a week and rehashing old ones. Nick will probably be his last gambit if it doesn’t open up more opportunities. He’s resigned himself to be the “villain” as long as he gets his hate money.

I wonder what his monthly drug expenses are? His trips to DC are becoming more frequent.
I did the calculations based on a logarithmic calculator accounting for the cheapest crack dealer (cmon you expect the Ralphamale to shell out good money for good crack? He doesn't even pay his child support) and using his weight and height to come to a simple answer: one metric shit-tonne. Ralph probably puts extra emphasis on the shit.
 
Please recall that NJF is on record saying "Ethan Ralph is fat." It’s clear NJF will be the one to set the trail of gunpowder aflame.
I have to commend his restraint in not calling Gunt a disgusting blob of grease and booze.
 
Please recall that NJF is on record saying "Ethan Ralph is fat." It’s clear NJF will be the one to set the trail of gunpowder aflame.
He’s also recently said that Ralph is a “scumbag,” and that Ralph “disgusts” him. There are a few more good quotes I’m missing, but basically it’s obvious Nick doesn’t think very highly of Ralph on a personal level. The Gunt-AF alliance is a marriage of convenience, so to speak.
 
He’s also recently said that Ralph is a “scumbag,” and that Ralph “disgusts” him. There are a few more good quotes I’m missing, but basically it’s obvious Nick doesn’t think very highly of Ralph on a personal level. The Gunt-AF alliance is a marriage of convenience, so to speak.
He doesn't think highly of anyone but himself. Though I will agree with him that Ralph is a piece of shit.
 
He’s also recently said that Ralph is a “scumbag,” and that Ralph “disgusts” him. There are a few more good quotes I’m missing, but basically it’s obvious Nick doesn’t think very highly of Ralph on a personal level. The Gunt-AF alliance is a marriage of convenience, so to speak.
I would argue it harmed Nick more than benefitted him and now he sorely regrets his decision to make Ralph his attack hog
 
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